ALEXA & Charles Johnson’s Traffic Manipulation

Occasionally The BRC checks the Little Green Footballs ALEXA Statistics, and there appears to be an anomaly in the fabric of the futon vortex. Something happened on 20 September 2019 that gave Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs a significant bump in traffic.

According to ALEXA, in less than two months (52 days) LGF traffic increased by an astounding 143%. Did Charles Johnson post breaking news? No. Did he increase the number of headline posts on his front page? Yes. Does clicking on the LGF front page automatically tally all posts on the front page as having been read? Yes.

Compare today’s graph with this one from 25 September 2014:

In other words, Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs was ranked by Alexa at -73K in September 2014, and as of December 2019 it’s at -307K.

That’s some impressive work, Charles.


Racism, Bigotry, Arson & The Brady Bunch

So I dragged out the old BRC waders (they still smell like ISTE) and took a brief stroll through the LGF wallows. Not much of interest, mostly reposts of tweets, misplaced hatred, and a picture of a vinegar pie (whatever the hell that is).

Check out the number of UpDings on Number 43. Is it bigotry, a call to violence, or just snark? It appears to be all three. “Preach it Brother!” indeed.
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[Personal to Mr. Bratwurst: Don’t bother with the homeowners’ association. Call the local Fire Marshal. They’ll come out and do a pressure test of the entire system, find the leaks (if any) and force the building owner to pay for repairs. I’ll also wager that the fire sprinkler system is not the culprit. –Briareus]
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Charles Johnson’s Thanksgiving

2007: Apparently Charles declined invitations.

2019: Apparently Charles received no invitations.

Who would get up from the Thanksgiving dinner table, leave the host and guests (or leave one’s own guests) to post tweets about the dessert and take the time to post it on their blog? No one, unless one was eating alone.


Many moons ago the BRC verified Johnson’s address but declined to publish it for ethical reasons (unlike Charles, who has no qualms about doxxing). Unless he’s moved (unlikely) there are at least two NY cheesecake mongers within waddling distance of Johnson’s front porch.


Passé Political Punditch Charles F. Johnson Abandons Word Salad, Adopts Verbal Coleslaw

Read that title and caption again. Bet you can’t decipher it.


Update 25 November 2019:
“Contrary to popular belief, I’m still here. I did not threaten to resign. Let’s just say we are here to talk about external threats and Eddie Gallagher is not one of them.” – SECNAV Richard Spencer

https://www.defensenews.com/congress/2019/11/23/us-navy-secretary-denies-he-threatened-to-resigned-over-trump-seal-intervention/#.Xdmb0HG2Lu4.twitter



Charles Johnson vs. Sarcasm – Sarcasm Wins

Hey, Charles.

Mark Levin’s book “UNFREEDOM OF THE PRESS is an easy read. It’s not historical fiction, and he backs it all up with easily found references and sources. Dare you to read it, Charles, and if you disagree with any of it, go rip him a new one. You’re all about history and facts, yeah?

Double dare you to call into Levin’s daily radio show and educate him. Give us a heads up when you’ll be calling in so we can have the popcorn ready.

BTW, Charles, let us know what books you’ve written, and we’ll give you a free shout out, too.


No More Dates For Charles?

Okay, so we noticed that Little Green Footballs’ popularity DOUBLED in a mere 90 days according to Alexa Blog Stats. Yeah, that’s not unusual, considering that LGF has been in a death spiral for a decade or so. No, not unusual at all.

Perhaps somebody’s been messing with the hit counter again, eh, Charles?

To be fair, maybe the statistical goose is due to Johnson’s coverage of the “INQUISITION” that began Tuesday,13 November and continued on Friday,15 November 2019, and that everyone in the world wanted to get Charles Johnson’s insightful opinion. Yeah, sure they did.

We also noticed that the LGF posts no longer have dates, i.e., the day and month of the posting. Instead, the posts are listed as “1 day ago,” “2 days ago,” “456 days ago,”etc.

Why would Charles Johnson do that? Pheew.


Veterans Day

Leftists claim to be against tyranny, yet they fight those who fight against it.

Just took a dive into The Johnson Files. In over ten years, not once did Charles Johnson mention Veterans’ Day in the LGF comments section. Not even a pithy, sanctimonious, self-aggrandizing “Thank you for your service” comment. Not surprising

Nice work, Charles. Hope someone has your back when you need it most.