Our Gus Is An Awesome Gus – Part II

El Gusano takes a stroll down Memory Lane.

(Psst… Mr. Hoover/@nicdanger619… she was an ex-porn star… her LGF nic was Iceweasel Asswhistle… pass it on…)

[h/t Octopus]

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Our Gus Is An Awesome Gus

From his first post at Little Green Footballs to today, El Gusano has been an enigma,. One minute he appears to be un cognoscente, the next minute he’s bashing his head on worn Naugahyde and comes back with a double-barrel load of stupid.

That’s El Gusano’s first comment on Little Green Footballs. For several years after, he proceeded to spam the LGF comments at a rate previously unheard of [60 posts per day average].

But that was then, and this is then, too.

No he didn’t, Gus, and there was no agreement, Gus, but it’s a step in the right direction, Gus. Nothing pleases our Gus because our Gus is a miserable sack of Gus.

Our Gus is an Awesome Gus.


Charles Johnson opines on Grotesque Buffoons, Death-Grip Handshakes & Charles Johnson

“Can WE do both?” asks Charles The Organizer, and goes back to greasing his Mossberg.

 

Shaking hands with Charles Johnson would be like squeezing a nerf ball coated with beef suet.

 

Who’s talking about a land war in Asia, Charles? And how in hell can a Nancy with fake eyebrows give a “death-grip” to anyone?

Yep. That’s some cutting-edge “News Aggregation” right there. Stalk much, Charles? #Rumpswab


Would You Be Comfortable With Charles F. Johnson Sleeping On An Inflatable Mattress In Your Living Room?

Nope. Didn’t think so.

[Original graph source here. h/t Octo.]


Memorial Day


Retro Johnson



Something looks familiar, and someone is not amused.


Breaking News: Charles Johnson Hasn’t Been Linked By Drudge Or Any Other Major Website In Years.

Nope. Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs hasn’t been linked by Drudge in decades, if ever, so we thought we’d help out CJ by messing with a Drudge Headline a bit. It’s a feel-good thang, and it’s all fake, just like Charles Johnson’s bonafides.

Rock on, Charles. Now update your 20 year-old avatar.