Charles Johnson buys into the hoax, doubles down and backs up an avowed Russian Marxist

Holy crap. Twitchy beat us to it.

There’s a despicable fabrication claiming that Trump Advisor Stephen Miller follows neonazis and retweets them, and Charles Johnson promotes the fraud on his own website. Never mind the fact that Johnson follows and re-tweets neonazis himself, but if someone else does it, for whatever reason, Johnson believes he has the authority to send them off to Purgatory or something.

Here’s the full screencap.
[Click on it if you’re squints aren’t so good.]

fake-news-1Okay, nobody really cares about the vapors emanating from that rambling contrived diatribe authorized and posted by Charles Johnson, and he will likely delete it once he realizes that he’s pantsed himself again, even though he updated, backed up, and doubled down. Check out the Johnson updates:

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Yep. You got it right. Johnson bought into a hoax and backed up his pet Russian Marxist. Charles, you’re a mess.

[h/t TreBob]


Charles Johnson knows all about the PRONK.

I honestly don’t know what to make of this, except that it seems to be a collection of strawmen posted by someone who got tanked by sundown. Charles Johnson’s screed is incoherent.

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Johnson seems to be flopping and flailing for attention by spitting stupid.
“Lying to the nation?”
“The whole world goes pear-shaped?”
OMG WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

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Note the plurals. Someone needs to loosen that self-imposed tourniquet on The Magical Jazzy Ponytail, because that there’s another Charles Johnson FAIL.


R.I.P Al Jarreau 1940 -2017

Jazz legend and former associate of Charles “Icarus” Johnson has died at 76. Charles who was just a  backup guitarist to Jarreau has been estranged from the Jazz legend for years. Reasons are unknown, but my hunch is Icarus did something wrong.

Al Jarreau, famed R&B and jazz singer died Sunday morning … according to his reps.

The 7-time Grammy winner had been hospitalized recently in Los Angeles. Amid his medical battle … he announced he would be retiring. He’d been touring almost non-stop for 50 years.

A message on his website says he passed away while in the hospital. The announcement doesn’t say what he died from — but Al had fought through respiratory and cardiac issues in recent years.

Just last week, Al’s son said his father was singing “Moonlighting” to one of his nurses.

Rest in peace AL, unlike Charles people will always remember your musical talent.


Confidential to @Green_Footballs Johnson: Stop doing this.

cheetos-chairThe Cheeto Chair:  Results Of Eating 1 Bag Of Cheetos Every Day For Years And Wiping Hand On Seat. Yes, That Is Mold.


Google updates Charles Johnson’s photo to February 2010. He was wearing makeup.

Just when we thought the benign mockery of Charles Johnson had faded into a mildly amusing reverie, Ms. Lucy Dynamite comes through with some new entertainment.

In case @Lucy_Dynamite gets bumped off & sent to #TwitterGulag for cake & beer and Twitter sanitizes her Tweet, here’s an unadulterated screencap.

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See that? Diary of Daedalus beat out Wikipedia for the win! But wait! There’s more!

Here’s an enlarged screencap. Note what happens if you hover your mouse over the image…

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Clicking on the image sends you to a collection of Diary of Daedalus posts, and if you scroll down, you find the source of the Google image – a retrospective of the infamous “Night of Long Knives” AKA

The 10th Anniversary of Charles Johnson’s Famous On-Line Meltdown

The image that Google chose is a screencap from his interview on “Dangerous Minds” that aired on February 28, 2010.  Johnson was approaching 58 years old and wearing pancake (heh) makeup. Now he’s pushing 64 and still won’t update his gravatar image, and we all know why. He wants to look like this forever:

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I think we should let him.

[h/t ISTE]


P.S. This is kinda fun, too [via Poteen].


Charles Johnson believes Keith Olbermann is a Spokesman for something. Cool.

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Keith Olbermann is desperately trying to become the new Rachel Maddow but he can’t find his footing in The Dogpatch of Life. He needs to abandon his wiwi and sport a vajayjay to garner credibility with the MSM. He’s never had the latter, and none of his *ahem* partners have come forward to attest to the existence of the former. In truth, there is no evidence online that he has either a WW or a VJJ. It’s up for grabs questionable whether he has either.

Of course, that doesn’t stop Charles Johnson from stepping in it, tracking it across the carpet, and then crowing about it.

Charles, you’re a mess.


Charles F. Johnson – Constitutional Scholar Now with 25% more #Stompyfeets

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Ignoring Charles Johnson’s amateur headline typo, he has no clue what he’s talking about. Massive protests? Nope. Effective? Nah. Will they change anything for the better? Au contraire, Monsieur Circonférence.

First, there’s no ban on muslims. Secondly, there’s nothing in the U.S. Constitution that forbids immigration restriction. Thirdly, the immigrants in question these days aren’t poor destitute women and children, the elderly and infirm, fleeing war-ravaged countries or from religious persecution. They’re not 7 year-olds who swam the Atlantic either. They’re cowardly infiltrators who abandoned their own families to wage their demonic jihad outside of their own countries of origin. It’s no secret, and Charles Johnson has known this for over a decade.

Charles doesn’t get out much these days, but he keeps trying to hook up with young deranged women like Ms. Nicole Ghio. So who is she?

I don’t know, Babs, but I do know this. Nicole’s a contributor to HuffPo, hasn’t posted in almost a year, and her Twitterbanner with description is a headscratcher given the topic she and Charles seem to be railing about.

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So is a 63 year-old Johnson courting the young Ms. Nicole for a gig on HuffPo? If anyone knows, please give her a heads-up. The Big Boy with #stompyfeets is an unrepentant recidivist backstabber.

BTW, Charles, you’re a mess.