What a Drag.

Over 38,000 loyal lizards were banned from Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs, but so what. Most of us thanked him for the favor.


Not sure why @Twitter whacks some people while letting the most egregious violators of their TOS rules dance around in their chonies with impunity (like Charles Johnson) but so what. We’re still here having fun.


Charles Johnson Said Kathy Griffin didn’t go far enough with her stupid decapitation stunt.

Ramping it up, are we, Charles? We can play that game, too.

There was a time when someone said he/she wanted to see Johnson’s head on a pike. Johnson screamed bloody murder and claimed it was a death threat, until ISTE jumped in to fill the request.

[Top image h/t @Beerbarron32 via dezes157. Bottom image from here.]


On 15 April 2001 Charles Johnson claimed to be a victim of Islamic Extremism and he lived to tell about it.

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Off by only a month, Charles Johnson claimed credit for spotting local jihadists. He knew what was coming down because his followers told him so, and Johnson always takes the credit for the work of others.

Johnson’s anecdote precedes the horrors of 911 by five months, yet his antennae were already twitching. At the time of the post, Little Green Footballs had little to do with politics (let alone islamic jihad) and a lot to do with bicycling and low-end computer programming. Back then, few people knew or cared who he was, kinda like now.

On the other hand, Charles Johnson has been shown to manipulate and edit his posts after-the-fact, so it’s possible that he changed the posting date to make it appear he was prescient. I don’t think that’s the case here – He was spooked by the event.  Johnson was 48 years old at time of posting, old enough to figure it out.
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The screencap is not the product of The Official BRC Nil Stooge Template, it’s what the LGF cached post looks like today, with the new FatBody LGF Logo, Twitter links, and an appropriately round, decade-old image of Charles Foster Johnson.


Not so long ago, Charles Johnson was a racist according to his own standards.

Admit you said that, Charles, then maybe we’ll talk.

[h/t Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy.]


Charles Johnson Opines about GOP House Whip Steve Scalise.

Who gives a Johnson, really? But after the attempted mass murder of Republicans warming up for baseball practice for a charity game by a 66 year-old deranged Bernie Sanders supporter, Charles is suddenly quiet, and we all know why. He’s quietly smiling.

Were it not for the presence of Congressman Scalise, there would have been mass murder. No one was armed except for the gunman and Scalia’s own security team, and the local police who showed up after the firefight. As far as we know Charles’ has said nothing about the victims of the shooting.

So we decided to go #LGF dumpster diving to see if Johnson had ever commented about Congressman Scalise, and we found a pile of stupid. Google the titles and collect ’em all!

If you really need a heavier dose of LGF idiocy, click here.

 


Charles Johnson – Junior Constitutional Scholar

With a handful of live tweets during Jeff Sessions’ tribunal, Charles Johnson once again pantsed himself by parroting the Dem Senators who themselves are apparently ignorant of the Constitution and the separation of the three branches of the US Government, and who regularly violate the legal limitations of Congress with impunity.

I’m not a Constitutional Scholar, but those in the Senate should be, because they’re sworn to uphold it. So let’s look at Johnson’s stream of brilliance. Here’s Johnson’s breakdown in sequence.

Nobody heard an “angry attack” on Al Franken from Sessions.

So?

In other words, “Listen to me, don’t listen to what I don’t want you to.”

Charles, an Attorney General is not required to divulge private conversations between himself and the President, and a Senator has no authority to demand it.

What “truth” are you referring to, Charles? There have been no substantiated facts to support this witch hunt. According to the Democrats, all this supposed Russian election manipulation happened under the Obama Administration. Why isn’t the Big O under the microscope? Why isn’t the Big C?

Dude. You’re completely ignorant of what “Executive Privilege” means and who is entitled to it.

Sessions didn’t snap at anyone, Charles. What were you watching?

Seems to me anyone would be happy to move on to speak with someone with a bit of intelligence.

He cheered up because finally there were some sentient questions.

[All this went down yesterday, 13 June 2017, prior to the latest atrocity, but we might as well post it for the record.]

 

 


LOL Indeed, Charles.

Johnson can’t debate, won’t discuss, makes fun of names and mocks the genetic physical features of others. Charles, you’re a mental defective who needs an in-house counselor during your waking hours. Call @Gus_802. He knows everything.