Rightwingconspirator: “I’m embarrassed as an American.”

The former “Rightwingconspirator” now known as the Great White Snark claims to be ashamed of being an American. He is angry that some people think Obama is a Muslim.

Great White Snark

For the record I do not think Obama is a Muslim and view that idea as ridiculous. Without question, Obama is an Islamophile who views Islam as a 3rd world revolutionary force. This sympathy towards Islam, is why the accusations of Obama being a Muslim stick.

As for “Rightwingconspirator” feeling ashamed at being an American over some views of Obama, this is a Republic where freedom of opinion is allowed. Maybe the Juche regime of North Korea would be more towards Mr. Ballard’s liking. There everyone worships the dear leader as the Great White Snark wishes Obama was treated like a god-king.

Update: Charles complains about Progressives on twitter who demand purity.

CJ upset

Charles got a taste of his own medicine.

Thedopefish gets deep

Dopefishlives is one of many LGFers who were once on the right, but decided to go hardline Marxist. I can understand someone having an ideological change as parties and ideologies do not stay the same over time. What I do not get is how a grown adult can change their political views due to a washed up jazz guitarist.

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All this for a loser jazz musician.

The Wide World of Charles

Once in a while we need to step back from The Little Green Footballs World of Wonder and post something completely unrelated to prevent the News of The Swamp from coagulating on your monitor and compacting your lower intestines.

I’ve always been curious about the history of language and etymology, and I found a mildly interesting site called “Word Map.” Type in a word, and it displays global locations and various translations.

This experiment brings together the power of Google Translate and the collective knowledge of Wikipedia to put into context the relationship between language and geographical space.


Take it for a ride, then come back. We’ll wait.
Of course, most of us aged juvenile delinquents are inclined to enter one or two (or all) of George Carlin’s “7 Words You Can’t Say On Television” just to see the results, and I did just that.

Then I thought that there must be a word that doesn’t have global meaning, one that is a bit slang and profane at the same time, so I typed in “Penis Penis Penis LOL.” Phrases don’t work well on that site, but I found that the world is full of dicks, even though you already knew that. At least it proved my theory.

There was only one word left.


That’s an Honest-to-God screencap. Click to stupify.

A victory turns out to be a huge fail for the Race Detective

Always jumping the gun and claiming victory before the dust settles is a favorite past time of Charles. When the NAACP was allegedly hit with a pipe bomb, some people on twitter claimed it was a hoax. Playing the Race Detective role, Charles went to the defense of the NAACP’s claims. It turns out the pipe bomb was not a hoax and there was an arrest made. Before the details of what occurred came out, Charles declares victory and vindication.

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Always being the linker and not a thinker, the link Charles provided shows that the alleged perpetrator of the bomb Thaddeus Murphy did not target the NAACP. He was targeting a tax preparation office, that he had problems with.

Murphy told investigators he intended to target the tax preparation company and not the NAACP during an interview, according to sources.

An affidavit said Murphy was targeting an accountant named Steve Dehaven who “wouldn’t return to him his tax records from 2006 to the present and wouldn’t return his phone calls.” The affidavit says Murphy had to file bankruptcy and needed the records due to his financial issues.

The affidavit claimed he “flipped out” and “built the pipe bomb as a warning.”

This may have been a fail  for Charles C. Johnson, but it was a bigger loss for the Race Detective.



Charles Foster Johnson. What an Asshole.

150218 War On Women Strawman

Okay, Charles, who said that? NO ONE except for you. No one on your Twitter TL said that, and neither did anyone here or elsewhere.

Who else made fun of someone who’d had a close call with death? Who made fun of a woman who’d been raped and suffers from Lupus Disease and mocked her relentlessly, claiming she lied about it? Who was pleased that she’d suffered a debilitating stroke recently, sending her into physical and mental rehabilitation, and saw no reason to send condolences, let alone to acknowledge it?

Who or what did you sell your soul to Charles, besides that Rauhauser schwachsinnig Sputtern?

“And also, fuck you.” – Charles F. Johnson 18 February 2015


Now about that decades-old ChuckFace photo, we’re offering a $1,000 bounty for an image circa January 2015. Pony up, bro. Show us proof that you’ve dropped the pounds and 2 or 3 chins. We’ll take that photo, post it, and donate the proceeds to your butt-buddy @gus_802. He needs the booze, cigs and the sterno. Maybe we’ll donate it to some folks who deserve it instead.

The poor and oppressed Marie Harf

Always looking for a new cause to rally around, Charles has come to the defense of Marie Harf. Ms. Harf is deputy spokesperson for the US Department of State and not exactly the brightest bulb around. Recently she said that while the military is killing many members of ISIS, war is not the only answer. She claimed that the members of ISIS just need jobs.

On Twitter she is rightly being ridiculed for making a Russel Brand-like statement about ISIS just needing jobs. Charles, trying to be the hero, comes to her defense.

Charles always wants to be the hero!

Noted Stalinist calls for censorship

The totalitarian mindset of Charles Johnson goes on full display for all to see. Displaying the Stalinist streak embedded within the washed up guitarist and fail blogger’s dark soul. The once influential now mocked blogger whose appearance resembles Bruce Jenner calls for media censorship. The overweight paranoid shut in demands that the media should not display Jihadi atrocities.

Charles would have loved Stalin’s Russia. The irony is that the Bruce Jenner clone would not survive the very system he do admires.

Whatever it takes to work off that fatwa.


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