Charles begs for money

Charles is hurting for money and issues a cry for help.

I need money I need money2

This is pathetic

America is a scary place!

It always bugs me that when things go wrong in the world, many nations expect America to do something. When we do something, the US gets blamed and vilified hence why many Americans like me no longer care about global problems. Even worse with this mindset is when foreigners opine about American politics and make ignorant statements.

Canadian LGF poster Romantic Heretic says American conservatives scare him. He claims conservatives are revolutionaries and seek to export this revolution around the world.

Romantic Heretic

If Romantic Heretic finds American conservatives scary, well then stay in Canada and mind his own business. As for exporting revolution other than the nation building loving Neocons who are not conservatives, I do not know anyone on the right pushing to export revolution. No one is forcing this Canadian to follow American politics. He should stick to watching hockey.

Ferguson MO: The World Awaits Charles Johnson’s Verdict [Updated]

Have at it.

Update: Just as predicted. Here’s the short version:

Ferguson Announcement

Charles makes more comic book comparisons

The most interesting character in the new Batman universe series, Gotham is Oswald Cobblepot better known as the Penguin. As we know Charles is obsessed with comic books. He compares Trey Gowdy to the Penguin.

Charles thinks life is a comic book.

Only at LGF would a pedophile be defended

Just when you think LGF has sunk to the lowest possible depths, it gets even worse. It is known fact that Roman Polanski was pedophile, hence why he fled the country. Despite this, he is viewed as an icon in Hollywood and for that he gets defended at LGF.

Roman Polanski

I have no words for this and felt like throwing up.


Chicago Politics

It is well known the Democrat machine in Chicago is dirty and acts like a mafia. They harass those who oppose the machine and if need be, resort to violence. This comment at LGF caught my eye.

Chicago Style

Is this a call for dirty tactics or violence?

A Flying Pig? A Harbinger? Nah.

It’s been pretty boring over at The Swamp recently. Most of the mock-worthy lizards either wandered off or melted into the flavorless pea soup of sub-average intelligence served daily at Charlie’s Culver City Diner. Then I noticed something odd.

CJ on Keystone Pipeline

Dem. Mary Landrieu is a loser, and Senate Democrats are obstructionists.

Both parts of that statement are true, but to hear it from Our Boy Ponytail is very unusual. Does this mean he’s having another “Why I Pantsed My Brain” epiphany? I doubt it, but I wonder where the memo came from. It couldn’t have been an original thought from Charles, because he hasn’t had an original idea since Mouse-Ka-Mania (and he probably stole that one, too).

So what gives? Here are a few possibilities.

1. Charles believes that the Keystone Pipeline is a good idea for American oil independence, jobs and economic prosperity and at the same time cripple the finances of Middle East terrorists;

2. Charles believes that if the Keystone Pipeline Bill passed the Senate that Mary Landrieu would win the runoff election in Louisiana, Dems would gain a seat in the Senate, and Obama would use the pocket veto anyway;

3. Charles moved his blog from center-right to center-left to far-left, and now he’s going to try a balancing act to boost his stats.

4. Somebody told Johnson to say that.

Number 1 is unlikely as the Democrat Party is run by Socialists, and American success is bad because we’re greedy or something. Number 2 is also unlikely because Charles doesn’t think of resulting consequences. Number 3, well, fat chance. Chuck burned one bridge and saw the results, and he’s not going to repeat the mistake.

Occam’s razor says Mr. Cut-N-Paste is a self-absorbed lazy-thinking echobox taking marching orders from _______________.



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