A Flying Pig? A Harbinger? Nah.

It’s been pretty boring over at The Swamp recently. Most of the mock-worthy lizards either wandered off or melted into the flavorless pea soup of sub-average intelligence served daily at Charlie’s Culver City Diner. Then I noticed something odd.

CJ on Keystone Pipeline

Dem. Mary Landrieu is a loser, and Senate Democrats are obstructionists.

Both parts of that statement are true, but to hear it from Our Boy Ponytail is very unusual. Does this mean he’s having another “Why I Pantsed My Brain” epiphany? I doubt it, but I wonder where the memo came from. It couldn’t have been an original thought from Charles, because he hasn’t had an original idea since Mouse-Ka-Mania (and he probably stole that one, too).

So what gives? Here are a few possibilities.

1. Charles believes that the Keystone Pipeline is a good idea for American oil independence, jobs and economic prosperity and at the same time cripple the finances of Middle East terrorists;

2. Charles believes that if the Keystone Pipeline Bill passed the Senate that Mary Landrieu would win the runoff election in Louisiana, Dems would gain a seat in the Senate, and Obama would use the pocket veto anyway;

3. Charles moved his blog from center-right to center-left to far-left, and now he’s going to try a balancing act to boost his stats.

4. Somebody told Johnson to say that.

Number 1 is unlikely as the Democrat Party is run by Socialists, and American success is bad because we’re greedy or something. Number 2 is also unlikely because Charles doesn’t think of resulting consequences. Number 3, well, fat chance. Chuck burned one bridge and saw the results, and he’s not going to repeat the mistake.

Occam’s razor says Mr. Cut-N-Paste is a self-absorbed lazy-thinking echobox taking marching orders from _______________.

 


The possible roots of Charles Johnson’s Nazi obsession

Hydra

It just dawn on me what could possibly be the cause of Charles Johnson’s Nazi obsession. As we know, he is an avid comic book reader and a big fan of the Marvel Universe as featured in the Avengers Movie and the TV show Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Watching last night’s episode, it dawned on me why Charles has an obsession with Nazis and concocted conspiracy theories about some Nazi plot to take over the world.

One of the nemesis of S.H.I.E.L.D and the Avengers is Hydra. This organization had it roots in a Nazi secret society. After the war when the US recruited German scientists for its space and missile programs, Hydra infiltrated the US government and attempted to bring down S.H.I.E.L.D.

 

HYDRA is a terrorist-military organization bent on world domination. It was founded shortly after the rise of Nazism in Germany by Johann Schmidt as the scientific branch of the Nazi Schutzstaffel. Its main purpose was to create advanced weaponry for the German armies, but over the years, members of HYDRA became loyal only to Schmidt himself. At the beginning of World War II, HYDRA still fought for the Nazi cause, but in 1943, Schmidt separated HYDRA from Nazi Germany to start his own conquest of the world.

After its defeat at the hands of Captain America in 1945 and the subsequent disappearance of Johann Schmidt, HYDRA was secretly rebuilt inside S.H.I.E.L.D. by Schmidt’s top scientist Arnim Zola who was recruited into the agency during Operation Paperclip. Though Zola’s body died in 1972, HYDRA was already well established, and Zola’s mind continued to live in a computer. In the following decades, HYDRA secretly fed crises around the world, aiming to create a society that would accept the fascist New World Order just to gain its security.

By the beginning of the 21st century, agents of HYDRA managed to spread outside of S.H.I.E.L.D., infiltrating many important organizations, including the United States Senate, and establishing many secret bases around the world. One of HYDRA’s top agents in S.H.I.E.L.D., John Garrett, secretly led the Centipede Project with the goal to recreate the Super Soldier. In 2014, HYDRA’s plans for world domination almost succeeded through their agent Alexander Pierce and S.H.I.E.L.D.’s Project Insight. However, their plan to eliminate 20 million people who posed a threat to HYDRA failed because of the efforts of HYDRA’s oldest enemy, Captain America, who publicly exposed their infiltration of S.H.I.E.L.D. and destroyed their main tool of destruction, three of S.H.I.E.L.D.’s Helicarriers. However, HYDRA’s leader Wolfgang von Strucker already had new plans for global domination, plans which included twins declared “miracles” and the Chitauri Scepter.

 

Charles inspired by Hydra, really believes that there is some super secret Nazi organization bent on world conquest. Starting in 2008, he began to tie different groups together to this Nazis plot. Many of the conspirators included the Republican party, Pamela Geller, Robert Spencer, the Vlaams Belang, Tobacco Companies, the Likud party of Israel, Glenn Beck, Glenn Greenwald, Rand Paul, Rush Limbaugh, the Tea Party, Creationists, Libertarians, Colombian Rightwing politicians, Rick Perry, Newt Gingrich, Mitt Romney, Scott Walker, Charles C. Johnson, National Review, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Mia Love, Ben Carson, Jonah Goldberg, Alex Jones, Russian President Vladimir Putin, Robert Stacy McCain, anti-Jihadi groups, the Diary of Daedalus and many others. He insinuated that this cabal was somehow led by Ron Paul and the capital of this global 4th Reich would be based out of Tennessee.

Every thread he has done since the 2008/2009 has been based on some shadowy Nazi plot to establish a global 4th Reich. It is very possible, that he is influenced by the Hydra storyline form the Marvel Universe. Charles plays the role of an online superhero stopping this Nazi plot.

The clip below is what Charles envisions Ron Paul saying to his conspirators in some secret Nazi base in Tennessee.

Could Hydra be the inspiration for Charles Johnson’s Ron Paul led Nazi conspiracy theory?


A Cowardly Shot Part 2 – Johnson Lied Again

[This post’s been sitting in the cellar for a while, and it’s a tad overripe. Good enough reason to post it.
–Briareus]

As a continuation of This Post there seems to be some history being swept under the Little Green Throwrug regarding Charles FF Johnson and his working relationship with Anonymous and Barrett The Incarcerated. Our job is to pick at Little Green Scabs, and a quick dip into The Swamp turned up this:

Barrett Brown & CJ

On 22 January 2010, Vanity Fair published a long rambling diatribe by Barrett Brown, essentially announced his partnership with Johnson to win the internet:

“Aside from taking issue with the conduct of many online pundits, Johnson is far more alarmed by the failures of the orthodox news media to provide reasonable and accurate analysis to the citizenry at large.  [...] As such, Johnson and I have decided to channel our concern and general crankiness over this issue into a productive response.”

Robert Stacy McCain, having been in the boxing ring with both Johnson and Brown, posted this on 10 September 2013:

Barrett Brown was a selfish, arrogant famewhore and, after Charles Johnson “parted ways with the right” in late 2009, Brown saw in this a potential opportunity to jump on a bandwagon that would enhance his own gloriousness, and used his blogging access at Vanity Fair to promote a proposed collaboration with Charles Johnson that would eventually become “Project PM.” Eventually, however, Brown’s wretched habits — Barrett is one of the most shameless bullshit artists ever to walk the Earth — made this collaboration impossible. By December 2010, Johnson and Brown had a falling-out, and Barrett recorded a YouTube video describing their abortive partnership:

“Obviously, it was a mutually beneficial working relationship. We had certain shared goals, you know, we said nice things about each other. We had sex on the beach. We wore condoms, though. I’m just kidding — it was barebacking. . . . Charles Johnson is not being very factual. He’s deleting comments. He’s deleting his own comments. It’s really a little much.”

That video was later deleted, but clearly Barrett Brown bore a grudge against Johnson so that, four months later in March 2011, he solicited a hacker to knock Little Green Footballs offline.

Here’s the thing: It took only five minutes for the hacker to accomplish this criminal mischief, merely to satisfy Barrett Brown’s grudge. [...]

No matter how much you hate Charles Johnson — and I hate him like God hates sin — this vindictive hacker attack incited by Barrett Brown was entirely unscrupulous. Besides being an all-purpose douchebag, what had Charles Johnson done to deserve that, except to have once befriended Barrett Brown?

Yet who but a douchebag would ever be Barrett’s friend? Oh wait…

barrett-brown-cj-2

Right. Meanwhile check out these, Charlie fans:

http://thediaryofdaedalus.com/2010/12/15/a-lizard-in-good-standing-barrett-brown/

http://thediaryofdaedalus.com/2010/12/17/et-tu-barret/

http://thediaryofdaedalus.com/category/barrett-brown/

http://littlegreenfootballs.com/page/232392_U.S._purposefully_kills_journa


The KKK Threat

Ever since Briareus pointed out Charles Johnson’s strawman obsession with the KKK, discussion about that organization has become a regular topic at LGF. Currently, Anonymous has declared war on the KKK and has been exposing them online. The LGFers who normally despise Anonymous, are cheering that organization. Sergey Romanov pointed out the KKK are a bunch of clowns. This prompted paranoid ranting at LGF about the KKK threat.

KKK Threat KKK Threat2 KKK Threat3 KKK Threat4

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Strawmen On The March: LGF on the KKK

Some of the Little Green Racists’ KKK garbage was addressed in a previous post, but it needs a tad more exploration. Looky:

LGF on KKK

That last image posted by Vicious Babuska aka Alouette was simply inane. “Spongebob Squarepants fan club meeting in Tyron’s mom’s basement.” Frat House humor at best, but let’s look at the insinuations promoted by Charles Johnson.

“People who join the KKK are not well, by definition.”

What a vague statement that is, but the intent is clear.  Members of the KKK are deranged, and I agree, just like I agree with the fact that the “New” Black Panthers and the NeoNazis are deranged. The NeoNazis have very little political power in this country (unlike the New Black Panthers) but we’re talking about the KKK here, only because Charles Johnson hocked up a little green loogie, spat it on the Rec Room floor, and refuses to pick it up and put it back where it came from.

So I wondered, who held serious political power while being a member of the KKK, and what was their political party affiliation?

Harry S. Truman – [D] US President 1945–1953
Robert C. Byrd – [D] US Senator, 1959–2010
Hugo Black – [D] Associate Justice of the US Supreme Court 1937-1971
Theodore G. Bilbo – [D] Governor of Mississippi (2 terms: 1916–20, 1928–32) US Senator 1935-1947, self described white supremacist.
Rice W. Means – [R] US Senator Colorado 1916–20 and 1928–32
Bibb Graves – [D] Governor of Alabama 1927-1931 and 1935–1939
Edward L. Jackson – [R] Governor of Indiana 1925–1929
Clifford Walker – [D] Governor of Georgia 1923–1927
George Gordon- [D] Tennessee Congress Representative, became one of the Klan’s first members. In 1867, Gordon became the Klan’s first Grand Dragon for the Realm of Tennessee
John Clinton Porter – [D] Mayor of Los Angeles 1929-1933
David Duke – [D&R] General asswipe. Doesn’t count.

[Source: Wikipedia]

So, Charles, name one elected politician, Republican, Democrat or other,  who is currently a member of the KKK, or are you going to invent more strawmen?

Charles, you’re a mess.


Charles likes being called stupid

Nancy Pelosi now denies knowing the architect of Obamacare, Johnathan Gruber. There is one person on the left ready to defend Gruber’s comments that American voters are stupid. Always wanting to play the role of hero and taking up causes the rest of the left abandoned, Charles defends Gruber’s comments.

Gruber Gruber2

Charles is just a shill.


Charles celebrates Obama’s sucker deal with China

It must suck to be part of a dwindling band of Obama cultists, but Charles made his bed and now must sleep in it. Being the good loyal O-bot, the 61 year old corpulent hipster celebrates Obama’s climate deal with China.

Climate deal Climate deal2

It turns out, Obama got a sucker’s deal with China.

The presidents of the United States and China, the world’s two largest economies, announced an agreement Wednesday that they say is designed to limit greenhouse gas emissions believed by some to cause global warming.

As usual with Obama’s international agreements, the United States gives away far more than does the other side. Obama committed the U.S. to reduce such emissions by 26% to 28% below 2005 levels in the next 11 years. That’s up considerably from Obama’s 2009 goal of 17%.

China agrees to stop the growth of its emissions within the next 16 years, maybe a little sooner. No reductions. Just stop its increases. Such a deal!

Charles is a sucker for a sucker!


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