Mr. Toot bra snaps

Charles loves to attack conservative females using a tactic we call bra snapping. One of his favorite targets is Dana Loesch. Unlike Charles, she is a player in the political commentator. This makes Mr. Toot jealous and as always he goes bra snapping.

Bra snapping

Being bitter is no way to go through life.


Most LGF BlogMockers are aware of Charles Johnson’s Sit-On-A-Culver-City-Sidewalk-With-A-Tin-Cup-Experiment [aka, the Little Green Footballs GoFundMe account]. King Lizard hopes to raise $10K in donations from saps while providing little to nothing of value, and since GoFundMe takes 5% of every donation, Charles is at 30% after almost 6 months of begging. A whopping 5% (about $600) came blasting in within the last three months according to the big boy himself.

A Little Birdy forwarded an email recently – a confirmation of a measly donation to Charles Johnson’s GoFundMe account, date/time stamped Thursday, October 8, 2015 9:55 PM from someone named “Hippy Potimouse.” [Click for larger image.]


BFD, right? Check this out.
If you choose to contribute to a GoFundMe account, you have the option of posting your name, avatar and/or a comment (like Lizard Lapper Daniel Ballard did) otherwise you can choose to be an anonymous donor. Hippy Potimouse chose the former:


Here’s a close-up of the comment:

GO FUND ME 3aCool. Some wag decided it was worth five clams to mock Charles, but in less than an hour, something odd happened. The comment done got disappeared.


Got that? How ’bout a Throbbing Donation? Here you go.

Throbbing Donation 1

So what does this mean?


GoFundMe is yet another place where Charles can do his blocking shit. How many more of the “anonymous” donations were not made anonymously but were things like “Hey Charles, here is $200. Spend it wisely but at your time of life you really should think about getting a real life” etc.. you get the idea..

Anyway we proved he is hiding negative comments but cheerfully accepting donations.

If I were Charles, I’d say, “I just got a donation with a nasty comment attached and I have accepted the money and donated it to (insert a charity)”

For only $5 we have some childish fun at Charles’ expense, and it still costs less than this:


Cheetos and Dew

Party-Size Cheetos, Mountain Dew, and a programmer. Charles Johnson is familiar with 2 out of 3.

P.S. During the preparation of this benign commentary, Charles Johnson decided to refund $15 to three donors and eliminate their comments entirely Rather (heh) than be poked in the ribs. Too late, Charles.

Supporting the 2nd Amendment is racist

The Race Detective taught his minions very well, they see racism everywhere. Our favorite Jihadi apologist Curious Lurker in response to Stanley Sea’s anti-gun rant, states that the racist mask is coming off!

Guns are racist

Being pro-2nd Amendment is now racist!

Charles Johnson’s Resident Apologist For Radical Islam: CuriousLurker’s 1st Comment on Little Green Footballs

Image By Curious Lurker of Little Green Footballs

CuriousLurker’s own avatar as it appears on Little Green Footballs

[The following is a Guest Post by Internet Septic Tank Engineer, BRC Master of The Archives, originally posted downstairs.]

A commentator’s first posts at LGF are usually fairly truthful I believe (unless it was one of us, then we lie like a rug).

08252503 36091 251 CuriousLurker Sat, Apr 3, 2010 4:13:21pm:

Curious Lurker 1st Post April 2010

[Look at what she’s become since – a rabid propagandist and defender of jihad – courtesy Charles Johnson & his Little Green Footballs. Related posts here. – Briareus]

Race Detective comes to Obama’s defense

The loyalty the Race Detective has towards Obama would be admirable, if he got any rewards for it. Instead he continues to be some obscure internet cult figure who is ridiculed by Conservatives and ignored by Progressives.

Rupert Murdoch tweeted that Ben Carson would be a real Black President. This set the Race Detective off on a twitter tirade!

Black Prez





The Race Detetcive let this slip through the cracks.

An Ivy League professor has suggested naming Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson “coon of the year” for saying it should be legal for private citizens to display the Confederate flag.

Anthea Butler is a religious studies professor at the University of Pennsylvania, and also an active Twitter user with more than 62,000 tweets. Last week, another user tweeted a link to a Sports Illustrated article describing Carson’s declaration that NASCAR fans should be allowed to show the Confederate flag.

“If only there was a ‘coon of the year’ award…” Butler tweeted in response. The tweet was spotted by the website Campus Reform, which grabbed a quick screenshot. The website contacted Butler for comment, which led the tweet being quickly deleted:

The Race Detective is very selective on his outrages1

Charles inspires hate

Charles Johnson’s ties to Brevik is an established fact. There is speculation that Mr. Toot might have inspired the Oregon shooter with his anti-Christian rhetoric. One of Charles Johnson’s Twitter followers called for violence against Republicans.



Charles has a way of attracting crazy people.

Here are some other gems from this One True God loon.





I hope the FBI is monitoring this One True God account. He is making very public threats against elected Republican officials.

Nice friend you have there, Charles!

(Hat Tip: dezes157)

Master debater shines again!

The master debater named Charles Johnson displays his great and eloquent debating skills on Twitter again.


Charles gets very defensive when you mention his connection to Brevik.


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