How was Charles Johnson’s Thanksgiving? (The Internet wants to know.)

Everyone in the blogosphere wants to know how Charles Johnson’s Thanksgiving went. It went like this:

At 11am he posted a music video on LGF, then went silent, presumably to prepare a grand Thanksgiving Dinner. Then 3-1/2 hours later:

On our tradtional Day of Reverence, to be grateful for what we have – good fortune, good friends and family – and to remember those who are no longer with us, Charles is a miserable hateful person.

By 5:55pm, his bird was still not done, so let’s run the numbers. Say the prep for the turkey is one hour before you shove it into the oven, and if the rule of thumb is 15 minutes per pound, Charles bought a 24 lb. Butterball. For himself.

About a half hour later, the “big freakin’ bird” is done, and Charles has already consumed so much food he’s sleepy.

Does anyone buy that story given the timeline?

Charles didn’t go anywhere, didn’t have any friends or family over to his place, and didn’t eat it all in 20 minutes.

Or maybe he did.

LMAO Chuck. You’re more transparent than Claude Rains ever was.

Idiot Wind [Updated]

In 16 years Charles Johnson mentioned only his mother and his brother. Now he claims to have relatives that could have perished in the WTC attacks, but they didn’t, and any one of us could claim the same damn unprovable thing.

That’s some amazing unfettered idiocy right there.

I never cared much for Bob Dylan. He was talented but too pretentious for my taste. On the other hand, I hereby dedicate this song, on behalf of The Diary of Daedalus, to Charles F. Johnson & Viscous Bouche, aka Alouette.

Update: Apparently a lot of people took notice of Johnson’s Idiot Wind, including Weasel Zippers and The Washington Times. Many (of the 38k+ banned) ex-lizards ressponded in the comments sections of both. Enjoy.

Update 2: The Daily Caller also picked up the story [h/t ChenZhen].

For new visitors to this site, don’t miss The Breitbart Project, aka “The Ruse And Fail” series. If you’d Rather not wade through a concise history of Little Green Footballs, at least read this.



Merry Christmas from Diary Of Daedalus

We love you, man

Charles, we just can’t give you enough to make up for what you’ve given us and others over the years. Your fundraisers and generous contributions to charitable causes has been an inspiration to many of us who have followed Little Green Footballs since its inception. Your support of Judeo-Christian values is beyond reproach, especially during this Holiday Season, and we are truly in awe of your unselfish philanthropy. May God bless you and Little Green Footballs for saving so many lives from destitution, and we wish you a very Merry Christmas.

Christmas Eve LGF

Alouette’s proud Wonkette links to her racist attack on Mia Love

White Progressives have taken their white hooded sheets out the closet and have been digitally lynching Mia Love over the past week. LGF’s resident kapo was one of the contributors to the racist attacks on Mia Love. Now she rages that Wonkette linked to her racist screed.


The KKK returns!

Alouette has a “You Might Be A Conservative” Twitter rant

The resident Kapo of LGF went berserk over a “You Might Be A Conservative” twitter rant. Alouette draws up strawmen to attack conservative positions.

Alouette is just a parrot devoid of any intellectual thought process.

[Updated to correct the spelling of Alouette and to link to the Viscous Bouche Archive. If Alouette has more than a 9th grade education of basic economic principles and can prove that she understands it, I’ll eat two of Charles Johnson’s sweat-stained scrungies. – Briareus]

Anti-Israel Propaganda Promoted By Long-Time LGF Kapo Alouette

Viscous Bouche, children aren’t lobbing missiles into Detroit, but in your world, teenage voodoo ninja nuns are.

Where are the photos of Israeli children killed by the Palestinians? Where are the photos of damage and destruction of Israeli property by the Palestinian rockets? Where are you when it comes to defending your own relatives and ancestors unless you are a kapo?

“Judaism Rejects Zionism.” Really, Alouette? Go polish your silverware, swab your ears with a spayed cat named Charles, then tweet about it.

Alouette, you’re more than a kapo. You’re an idiotic mess.


Alouette shows her compassion.

Alouette loves to act like a righteous person, but in reality she’s a nasty old hag who insults minimum wage workers.

Minimum Age asshole

Alouette is a jerk.

[And yeah, she has her very own Big  Ol’ Honkin’ Category. –Briareus]