“Thank you Mr. Johnson.”

Then:

285 Gus 802 Sat, Oct 11, 2008 7:26:16pm

At long last I am here!

Thank you Mr. Johnson. I’ve been waiting to register here for almost a year and happened by this evening and finally saw that registration was open. Been a reader of LFG for almost 3 years now.

Greetings from Denver.

Gus

Now:


“…impuning their motives and patriotism, smearing them in intensely ugly ways.” -Charles Johnson

Uh, sure they did, Charles. Let’s see what others had to say on Little Green Footballs:


LOL آلت تناسلی مرد آلت تناسلی مردآلت تناسلی مرد


Yes it is, um, Charles, except for one thing. Microsoft’s translator app sucks donkeys. Here’s the actual Tweet:

Here’s the script cut-n-pasted directly from that tweet:

به مردم شجاع و رنج کشیده ایران: من از ابتدای دوره ریاست جمهوریم با شما ایستاده‌ام و دولت من همچنان با شما خواهد ایستاد. ما اعتراضات شما را از نزدیک دنبال می کنیم. شجاعت شما الهام بخش است.


Here’s the Farsi to English Google Translate translation:

Here’s an enhancement of that translation:


Charles Johnson, you blew it again, just like you did with the laptop menu board, the Air Cav Hat, the Tennessee State Flag, the Ohio State Flag and your credibility.



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هرهرهرهر

 


Another Outrageous Outrage From The Left: Who Told You That You’re Allowed To Choose Your Own Lightbulbs?!

Nothing wrong with LED lamps. They’re more energy efficient, give off less heat, come in all kinds of color flavors (Kelvin temps) and last longer than incandescent and fluorescent lamps. BUT

LED lamps are pricey, and often require new fixture replacements. Do you want to save $10 per year in electricity but spend $5K in fixture upgrades in your own home? The choice should be left up to you, not forced upon you by government fiat based upon specious climate change propaganda.

If you choose to retrofit, be cautious… some LED lamps closely mimic true daylight and can mess with your head. How many LED daylight fixtures have you installed in your own hovel, Charles?


Charles Johnson (aka @Green_Footballs) Obsesses On His Own Obsessions #EchoFart

100 public tweets between 6AM and 10AM? Apparently the POTUS needs less sleep than Charles Johnson does, and at least he doesn’t have a “Now Listening To” bot stitched to the dark side of his skivvies.


Nobody tweets as obsessively as Charles Johnson does. Nobody.


Charles, face it. You’re an #echofart.


Charles Johnson’s Thanksgiving

2007: Apparently Charles declined invitations.

2019: Apparently Charles received no invitations.

Who would get up from the Thanksgiving dinner table, leave the host and guests (or leave one’s own guests) to post tweets about the dessert and take the time to post it on their blog? No one, unless one was eating alone.


Many moons ago the BRC verified Johnson’s address but declined to publish it for ethical reasons (unlike Charles, who has no qualms about doxxing). Unless he’s moved (unlikely) there are at least two NY cheesecake mongers within waddling distance of Johnson’s front porch.


Passé Political Punditch Charles F. Johnson Abandons Word Salad, Adopts Verbal Coleslaw

Read that title and caption again. Bet you can’t decipher it.


Update 25 November 2019:
“Contrary to popular belief, I’m still here. I did not threaten to resign. Let’s just say we are here to talk about external threats and Eddie Gallagher is not one of them.” – SECNAV Richard Spencer

https://www.defensenews.com/congress/2019/11/23/us-navy-secretary-denies-he-threatened-to-resigned-over-trump-seal-intervention/#.Xdmb0HG2Lu4.twitter