Yep, it’s true. On 20 September, dimheads are gonq to go all ‘splody about an innocuous life and safety warning enacted by FEMA in coordinations with the FCC:
The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA), in coordination with the Federal Communications Commission (FCC), will conduct a nationwide test of the Emergency Alert System (EAS) and Wireless Emergency Alerts (WEA) on September 20, 2018. The WEA portion of the test commences at 2:18 p.m. EDT, and the EAS portion follows at 2:20 p.m. EDT. The test will assess the operational readiness of the infrastructure for distribution of a national message and determine whether improvements are needed.
The WEA test message will be sent to cell phones that are connected to wireless providers participating in WEA. This is the fourth EAS nationwide test and the first national WEA test. Previous EAS national tests were conducted in November 2011, September 2016, and September 2017 in collaboration with the FCC, broadcasters, and emergency management officials in recognition of FEMA’s National Preparedness Month.
The EAS is a national public warning system that provides the President with the communications capability to address the nation during a national emergency. The test is made available to EAS participants (i.e., radio and television broadcasters, cable systems, satellite radio and television providers, and wireline video providers) and is scheduled to last approximately one minute. The test message will be similar to regular monthly EAS test messages with which the public is familiar. The EAS message will include a reference to the WEA test:
“THIS IS A TEST of the National Emergency Alert System. This system was developed by broadcast and cable operators in voluntary cooperation with the Federal Emergency Management Agency, the Federal Communications Commission, and local authorities to keep you informed in the event of an emergency. If this had been an actual emergency an official message would have followed the tone alert you heard at the start of this message. A similar wireless emergency alert test message has been sent to all cell phones nationwide. Some cell phones will receive the message; others will not. No action is required.”
Now guess who spazzed out over the text in bold above? You got it.
English speak Josh that almost.
Charles Johnson has never been employed in an office of 50 people.
Yeah. Charles Johnson doesn’t want to be bothered with local child abduction alerts, fire and police warnings, or public safety National Security PSAs because TRUMP.
Charles, you’re a mess.
Charles Johnson (Who Is Not A Racist) Disparages Mexican Cuisine and Presents a Tutorial on AsswipingPosted: September 9, 2018
Yeah, right, Charles. How many times did you use the term “Oil Tick” to disparage all people of mideastern descent? Or are you crowing again about “Mr. Mossberg?”
The following comments were flushed down the LGF Memory Hole long ago, but here they are verbatim:
No ethnic racism there. None at all, and it appears that an un-named proctologist had to teach Charles Johnson the proper way to wipe his ass.
[2nd & 3rd screencaps via the BRC Archives and the Nil Stooge Comment Recreation Tool. Top screencap via @Jack.]
…and he doesn’t recognize the clowns in what he calls the “Kavanaugh Confirmation Circus” either.
“But in the 1930s, during the Great Depression, the Statists successfully launched a counterrevolution that radically and fundamentally altered the nature of American society. President Franklin Roosevelt and an overwhelmingly Democratic Congress, through an array of federal projects, entitlements, taxes, and regulations known as the New Deal, breached the Constitution’s firewalls. At first the Supreme Court fought back, striking down New Deal programs as exceeding the limits of federal constitutional authority, violating state sovereignty, and trampling on private property rights. But rather than seek an expansion of federal power through the amendment process, which would likely have blunted Roosevelt’s ambitions, Roosevelt threatened the very makeup of the Court by proposing to pack it with sympathetic justices who would go along with his counterrevolution. Although Roosevelt’s plan failed, the justices had been effectively intimidated. And new justices, who shared Roosevelt’s statism, began replacing older justices on the Court. It was not long before the Court became little more than a rubber stamp for Roosevelt’s policies.” —Mark Levin, Liberty and Tyrrany, 2009
Charles, how ’bout we set up a GoFundMe account of, say, $5,000 for you to call in and debate US Constitution lawyer Mark Levin, payable if you last for more than 60 seconds? His radio show on AM870 starts at 3PM PST – you should be awake by then. 1-877-381-3811 is the number. Let us know if you’re game, or if you’re gonna puss-out on easy money.
04306354 27292 33 Charles Sat, Sep 29, 2007 7:17:43pm
re: #28 Lanaty
re: #17 MJ
“In the interview, the senator also said the “Constitution established the United States of America as a Christian nation.”
Sorry folks, but McCain is wrong. And, as a Jew, I certainly do notthink only a Christian should be President. It’s my country too. Now,it’s quite possible McCain was mis-quoted and that the article isbogus. I’d like to hear more.
If he really said that, he’s a fool. As an irreligious person, I don’t want religion in office, period.
This is far from the only reason to label McCain a “fool.”
08768418 37577 383 Charles Wed, Nov 17, 2010 1:27:54pm
The person I supported during the election was McCain, far more than Palin. I criticized Palin for her creationist views, while taking at face value her pledge that she wouldn’t try to push it into schools — with the caveat that she would just be vice president, and couldn’t do much harm anyway.
Not exactly full-throated support.
None of that has anything to do with her intelligence or lack thereof. The more I saw of her, the clearer and more obvious her dim-wittedness became.
08896678 38014 22 Charles Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:37:30pm
re: #11 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
Or more likely, his official twitting aide posting his comments for him.
This. If you recall, during the campaign we found out that McCain is really lousy at this Intertubes thing.
Charles, McCain’s hands were crippled during his 5 year incarceration and torture by the North Vietnamese in the infamous Hanoi Hilton POW prison. He couldn’t type. He was lucky to be able to walk after that inhumane brutality.
08896693 38014 31 Charles Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:44:29pm
re: #26 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
McCain’s Twitpic is the face of a man who has just farted and was able to successfully shift the blame to someone else.
The Holy Grail of Flatulence.
09045663 38494 303 Charles Mon, May 2, 2011 5:36:31pm
re: #285 recusancy
Do you regret voting for McCain/Palin?
I’ve already written that if I could go back and do it over, I’d vote for Obama. Totally mean that.
Charles F. Johnson was served with divorce papers years ago, and those papers likely included a “Non-Disclosure Agreement” It’s a binding contract, where both parties agree to shut up about whatever they agree to shut up about for whatever reasons, even if it has to do with pissing in plastic soda bottles that once contained Mountain Dew. It’s nobody’s business except for the two parties involved, and it’s perfectly legal.
It’s also perfectly legal for anyone to settle lawsuits and disputed debts, whether or not that person is thinking of / or running for office, as long as the money is transferred from private accounts and not from campaign financing. This is common law, but Charles Johnson, self-anointed federal judge, claims it’s illegal. It’s not.
Charles, you signed a Non-Disclosure Agreement with Atari, yeah? What would have happened had you violated that binding agreement by releasing platform code? Probably nothing since Atari went blooey once you showed up. Awesome work, Charles.
Charles, Charles, Charles.
In 1959, Dwight D. Eisenhower was President. Vice President Richard M. Nixon hated communism with a passion, and that photo shows it. Nixon had balls.
Nixon was not a conservative, but he inherited a global mess once he was elected in the 1968 Presidential landslide, then he swept 49 States in 1972. Was he charismatic? Not by a long shot, but voters had had enough of the Kennedy pretty boys, and saw LBJ for the racist egocentric yahoo that he was.
Nixon was the first POTUS in history to visit communist China and open up communications. Nixon ended the military draft a couple of years after you were eligible in 1971. Do you also want to abolish the Environmental Protection Agency? Nixon approved that one also.
Charles, you’re a history revisionist.
If not that, then you’re a paid tool.
If not that, then you’re a useful idiot.
Meanwhile, long time LGF regular Lawhawk chimed in to lap the lizard with this brilliance:
Douche baggage on parade.
And since someone downstairs wanted a post about gardening, there you go.