Charles Johnson hasn’t been paying attention for years, yet now he’s suddenly omniscient.

Dude. Their emails were released to the public years ago. Please try to keep up.

BTW, congrats on getting 3 updings. You’re so awesome Charles.


Our Gus Is An Awesome Gus Part III

So El Gusano got temporarily suspended by The Twitter Thought Police for calling out mouth-breather @CenkUiger (and copying in @axuis & @SpeakerPelosi). That means that @Gus_802 did something right. It also means that Gus was censored and had to Delete-A-Tweet to escape #Twittergulag.

Hey, @Gus_802, come on over. You’d be surprised at what we agree upon, and we won’t eat you. It’s no secret that Cenk Uygur is an ignorant fat sweaty poor excuse for a political commentator, online or offline. He’s Kent “Flounder” Dorfman‘s older brother.

[h/t dezzez. Related posts: Part 1, Part II.]


Charles’ Awesome Content Is Awesome.

Image By Curious Lurker of Little Green Footballs

Awesome content you got there, Charles.
You still have a few weeks left to compile a new

Little Green Footballs Magical Jazzy Calendar.

DO IT (or we will).


Charles Johnson paints Trump in blackface, claims the black man wants to execute a “whistle blower” who’s not a whistle blower, and ignores the Little Green Footballs whistle blower. Pheeew.

Um, no, Charles, he really didn’t. Here’s the clip:

“Mum’s the word. Keep it to yourself and don’t tell a soul, but I heard from a reliable source that someone seems to have said…” Hearsay is not admissible evidence in court or anywhere UNTIL NOW.

That’s a game changer, Charles, especially for you. See, we had a commenter a long time ago who made some unverifiable  accusations. The Boiler Room Crew couldn’t confirm the allegations, but they were posted here with caveats. Since The Rules have changed, we now have to accept the comments of the anonymous “BabyGiraffes” as credible.

In retrospect, Babygiraffes was likely a credible source.

Good luck defending yourself against this one, Charles.


Charles Johnson Seems To Be Seemingly Awesome (or so it seems).

That seems to be some serious Johnson babble fodder above.

Charles seems to be seeming to say something seemingly brilliant, but it also seems that he’s only seeming to say so. Seems to me that that (((huggy))) response tweet seems just like something someone would say whose initials are “Charles Johnson.”

Charles, please seem to be sentient.


On 9 September 2005, Charles Johnson Was Outraged About The Winning Entry (Out Of 5K Submissions) For The Flight 93 Memorial In Pennsylvania.

[Source.]

Seems we covered that one a long time ago, and got a friendly visit from conspiracy monger Alec Rawls. Damned if I can find it, but so what. The Great Design Conspiracy was pure crap, and was debunked by numerous sources. The natural topography was a crescent (possibly an ancient meteor impact crater) and most of the submitted designs for the memorial kept the existing terrain intact.

Even the moderators started laughing at the hired conspiracy theorists.

Maybe one of these days I’ll find the Bunk/Rawls debate, but it’s not going to happen tonight.

“Let’s roll.” -Todd Beamer


The 1979 Johnson vs. The 2019 Johnson

The Pages’ “Do I Believe In You” made No. 84 on Billboard’s Top 100 Singles list in 1979. Charles didn’t last long with that band either, and his levis look very uncomfortable. That might explain something.

The Little Green Footballs Wiki page has been edited from the last time I perused it, and now includes these links:

Allegations of anti-Arab and anti-Muslim sentiment

  • R. J. Smith, writing in Los Angeles Magazine, stated that LGF is a “dysfunctional mix of beautiful photos Johnson takes on coastal bike rides and constitutionally protected hate speech” which “believes all Muslims are terrorists until proven innocent.”[56]
  • Ibrahim Hooper, spokesman for the Council of American Islamic Relations (CAIR) called Little Green Footballs “a vicious, anti-Muslim hate site” and says that the FBI has “investigated several threats of physical harm against Muslims posted by Little Green Footballs readers”.[3]
  • Columnist Antonia Zerbisias has described LGF as a “virulently anti-Muslim/Arab website”.[57]

“It’s like somebody got to him” —Andrew Breitbart

Any guesses on who knocked on Charles’ kitchen door at 3AM? Nah. Didn’t think so.