Charles, you’re a mess.
Okay, so Charles C. Johnson got a photo op with Rep. Dana Rohrabacher in London and suddenly he’s a player, pulling strings for Julian Assange as an insider. Yeah, right. Charles F. Johnson stretched it into an accusation that Charles C. Johnson is a neonazi.
BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!
CCJ responded to CFJ in kind:
Everyone knows the connection between Anders Breivik and Charles Charles F. Johnson, but he’s a homo? Sure, Foster’s got a hardon for The Redbeardo, but that doesn’t fly because PAM.
The level of stupid is nearing 11.
Charles Johnson went on a rant last Thursday about the Trumps’ visit to Houston. Apparently POTUS & FLOTUS didn’t wade through the flooded streets, therefore he lied about visiting the destruction of Hurricane Harvey, even though he and his wife viewed it from the air. Johnson posted it on LGF and on Twitter at 11:59AM.
Five and half hours later, he reposted the Tweet, but something changed:
Johnson turned Melania into a wet t-shirt contest contestant with a cheap image effect and updated his bog post at 5:24PM. Who knows why.
A Throbbing Tweet™ is in order:
So Charles, what exactly is racist about limiting immigration to those who have skills, talent and finances to contribute to the economic prosperity of the United States of America?
Here’s what Charles and his grips / handlers are all bothered about:
They’re bothered about it because it is the truth.
For 45 years (1920-1965) open immigration policy was shut down to allow for assimilation of a generation of previous immigrants, and the policy was supported by progressives, liberals, conservatives, labor unions and everyone in between because it was sound fiscal policy.
When unskilled foreign workers, accepted en-masse, flood the workforce (and compete for low-skill jobs with other recent immigrants) they deprive young U.S. men and women from important entry-level jobs. It hurts young blacks the most, just like almost every other Democrat Party policy since its founding in 1830. (Any source that claims the Democrat Party came out of the 1700s is a lying historical revisionist.)
Charles, we’d love to hear you ‘splain your lack of education on American History, but we know you’d just embarrass yourself. What did you wash, mow, trim, clean or wipe when you were 16 years old?
Gus has a thang going on and somehow he’s Tweeted to thousands, follows thousands, and thousands follow him since he joined Twitter in January 2011. Let’s break this down.
Let’s assume Gus joined Twitter on 31 January 2011. Between that date and 17 July 2017, Gus posted 449,000 Tweets according to his own Twitter Account. That’s about 2,490 days according to this calculator.
Now let’s run the math. 450k Tweets / 2,490 days = 180 Tweets per Day. Assuming a 4 hour Twitterday, that works out to an astounding rate of approximately 45 Tweets per hour average, and it includes the two times he claimed to have quit Twitter.
If Gus is indeed following 3,450 as his Twitterfeed claims, that means he’s reading over 860 Tweets Per Hour. Dude’s amazing.
It’s no secret that Gus is unemployed. He turned down three legitimate offers, and this blog offered to help him out with his medical expenses via a PayPal account. He declined all assistance and chose to gripe instead. So what are those little retweeted things on the lower left of his Twitter homepage? I dunno, Babs, but I do know this. Gus seems to take pride in it.
Gusano, you’re almost as entertaining as Charles Johnson.
Recently we posted a graphic from web ranking site Alexa that shows Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs in steady and predictable decline. Today we realized that Alexa’s graph was a bit skewed for unknown reasons.
There is some oddness in that graph that we didn’t spot until today. The rows are not equal. They should be the the same between
<50k – 100k
<100k – 150k
<150k – 200k
<200k – 250k
but they’re not. Maybe it softens the blow to Johnson’s ego, but it’s not accurate. Here’s what we posted:
Here’s the same Alexa graph with the rows adjusted:
Don’t see it yet? How about a throbbing Alexa Graph?
What does this mean? It means that Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs is tanking faster than even Alexa is willing to admit.
Rock on, Charles. We love ya, man.
Over 38,000 loyal lizards were banned from Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs, but so what. Most of us thanked him for the favor.
Not sure why @Twitter whacks some people while letting the most egregious violators of their TOS rules dance around in their chonies with impunity (like Charles Johnson) but so what. We’re still here having fun.