Happy New Year, Charles! We Love You, Man!

Thanks for everything you’ve done for us, Charles. Were it not for you, we’d have never known about the Nazi Threat, the Confederate AirCav hat, the Tennessee State Flag, Obama’s flag, Pamela Geller, Robert Spencer, Stacy McCain, George Duke’s VW and others. The Boiler Room Crew would not have existed, we’d have never gotten to interview Andrew Breitbart.

The Ruse and Fail of Little Green Footballs would have never been posted.

You’re so awesome, Charles.

Anders Breivik is very proud of you.

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The Decline Abates And the Decline Resumes.

After a decade of decline in blog traffic, the Big Boy got a big bump in July 2018 that continued into early November. What happened in July? The Kavenaugh Hearings. What happened in November? The Midterm Elections.

What’s happened since? The Continuation of The Decline of Little Green Footballs’ traffic at approximately the same rate as before.

You’re so awesome, Charles.

[Data Source: Alexa.]


The Pre-Banned List – A Retrospective (and Gus_802 is a liar).

So El Gusano Pobre complains about being blocked by people “who I never even interacted with.” Hunh.

A quick search through the BRC Archives suggests Gusano may be telling the truth, but he had access to one and he certainly used it. More than one account on that list whose owners never Tweeted to @Gus_802 were instantly blocked from reading his Tweets directly. Did he keep a block list? No. He kept the link and undoubtedly contributed to it.

That list of Twitter accounts was compiled by Furious Burkha in 2012, and comprised those contrarians she deemed unworthy, their followers, and those they followed. With a bigoted algorithm like that I’m amazed that the list didn’t morph into thousands, but then again, she was never the sharpest bulb in the LGF Crayon Box.

Here’s the Pre-Banned List in full regalia [or click here].

[h/t @Gus_802, Furious Burkha and The BRC.]

 

 

 


Charles F. Johnson Eulogizes Krauthammer After Calling Him A Cretin, An Idiot, A Bigot, Illogical, Empty, REALLY Bad, Disgraceful, Has A Mental Condition, Stupid, A Partisan Climate Denier & A Biblical Creationist.

Really, Charles?

Then Charles Johnson followed up with this.

Charles, you agreed with and promoted Krauthammer, linked to and quoted him numerous times on Little Green Footballs prior to the re-acquisition of your comic book collection in 2010.

Pheeew.

[h/t Dezez157, The BRC & The Wingularity.]


Pheew. 64 year old Magical Jazzy Ponytailed Paleo-Liberal Charles Johnson Calls 69 year old Mustachioed John Bolton a Paleo-Conservative Bigot Because Pamela Geller.

Here are four simple observations:

  • Charles Foster Johnson is an idiot.
  • Nobody agitates for war, except our enemies.
  • Pam Pam Pam Pam Pam Robert Pam.
  • Charles Foster Johnson is an idiot.

Then there are these inane LGF chitterlings: Read the rest of this entry »


Little FAT Green TUESDAY Footballs & Charles Johnson Is Pissed Off At People Of Color

Gitcha gris gris gumbo yaya, Charles.


Not certain, but I think that’s ChenZhen in the blue robe, ISTE and Opilio are in the middle, and (the late} Nil Stooge is on the right. I was manning the BRC pumps that day. Fun times.


Remember When…


Yeah, we all saw it coming, Charles @Green_Footballs Johnson. We also saw how you abused the Twitter protocols, and how you deleted all contents from your dormant @Lizardoid account. We also know why you did so. How ’bout reposting some of the vile stuff that appeared on your account, explain why you deleted it, and justify why it’s still open, Charles?

Two-faced unapologetic slime.