New Poll: Majority of Americans Believe Charles Johnson is Full of Crap.

No it doesn’t, Charles. Read your own link.

Now read this.

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The Pre-Banned List – A Retrospective (and Gus_802 is a liar).

So El Gusano Pobre complains about being blocked by people “who I never even interacted with.” Hunh.

A quick search through the BRC Archives suggests Gusano may be telling the truth, but he had access to one and he certainly used it. More than one account on that list whose owners never Tweeted to @Gus_802 were instantly blocked from reading his Tweets directly. Did he keep a block list? No. He kept the link and undoubtedly contributed to it.

That list of Twitter accounts was compiled by Furious Burkha in 2012, and comprised those contrarians she deemed unworthy, their followers, and those they followed. With a bigoted algorithm like that I’m amazed that the list didn’t morph into thousands, but then again, she was never the sharpest bulb in the LGF Crayon Box.

Here’s the Pre-Banned List in full regalia [or click here].

[h/t @Gus_802, Furious Burkha and The BRC.]

 

 

 


The Magical Jazzy Ponytail Opposes Nation-Wide FEMA Alert System Test (because Trump)

Yep, it’s true. On 20 September, dimheads are gonq to go all ‘splody about an innocuous life and safety warning enacted by FEMA in coordinations with the FCC:

The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA), in coordination with the Federal Communications Commission (FCC), will conduct a nationwide test of the Emergency Alert System (EAS) and Wireless Emergency Alerts (WEA) on September 20, 2018. The WEA portion of the test commences at 2:18 p.m. EDT, and the EAS portion follows at 2:20 p.m. EDT. The test will assess the operational readiness of the infrastructure for distribution of a national message and determine whether improvements are needed.

The WEA test message will be sent to cell phones that are connected to wireless providers participating in WEA. This is the fourth EAS nationwide test and the first national WEA test. Previous EAS national tests were conducted in November 2011, September 2016,  and September 2017 in collaboration with the FCC, broadcasters, and emergency management officials in recognition of FEMA’s National Preparedness Month.

The EAS is a national public warning system that provides the President with the communications capability to address the nation during a national emergency. The test is made available to EAS participants (i.e., radio and television broadcasters, cable systems, satellite radio and television providers, and wireline video providers) and is scheduled to last approximately one minute. The test message will be similar to regular monthly EAS test messages with which the public is familiar. The EAS message will include a reference to the WEA test:

“THIS IS A TEST of the National Emergency Alert System. This system was developed by broadcast and cable operators in voluntary cooperation with the Federal Emergency Management Agency, the Federal Communications Commission, and local authorities to keep you informed in the event of an emergency. If this had been an actual emergency an official message would have followed the tone alert you heard at the start of this message. A similar wireless emergency alert test message has been sent to all cell phones nationwide. Some cell phones will receive the message; others will not. No action is required.”

Now guess who spazzed out over the text in bold above? You got it.

English speak Josh that almost.

Charles Johnson has never been employed in an office of 50 people.

Yeah. Charles Johnson doesn’t want to be bothered with local child abduction alerts, fire and police warnings, or public safety National Security PSAs because TRUMP.

Charles, you’re a mess.

[Source]


Charlie Babbles




And since someone downstairs wanted a post about gardening, there you go.


Our Gus Is An Awesome Gus – Part II

El Gusano takes a stroll down Memory Lane.

(Psst… Mr. Hoover/@nicdanger619… she was an ex-porn star… her LGF nic was Iceweasel Asswhistle… pass it on…)

[h/t Octopus]


The Ignorance Level Of Charles Johnson Is Now At 11.

Wow. I never thought that the volume of the absurd and deliberate ignorance of Charles F. Johnson could surpass 11, but it just did.

Comey played a “MAJOR” role in getting Hillary Clinton exonerated from verified corruption charges, and exposed the FBI as a political puppet. Comey did more damage to the credibility of the FBI than anyone in modern history, yet, according to Charles Johnson, Comey enabled the election of Donald J. Trump, despite the fact that he did everything in his power to prevent it.

Charles, you’re a mess.


Charles Johnson’s Magical Jazzy Afro

Prior to sporting his infamous Magical Jazzy Ponytail, Charles Johnson sported a Magical Jazzy Afro in order to blend in with the Stanley Clarke / George Duke jazz fusion band. It didn’t fool anyone. Besides that, Clarke and Duke were both talented and should have been embarrassed playing this mindless noodling garbage in the first place.

Maybe that’s why they hired Charles…