Charles Johnson Lies About His Own History.

Truth is, Charles Johnson hooked up with Neil Rauhauser, inventor of the Bean Dogs, automated bots created to attack right-wingers by swarming Twitter feeds. Andrew Breitbart didn’t create or promote any of it, but he exposed the practice, as did Mandy Nagy. Neither Breitbart nor Nagy “pioneered this method,” but Charles Johnson promoted it and participated in it by his own admission. (Those admissions can be found under his previous Twitter moniker “@lizardoid” but the content was swept clean long ago.)

Breitbart can’t defend himself because he’s dead, and Mandy Nagy is incapacitated due to a massive stroke she suffered years ago.

Charles, you’re a lying coward.

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Analog Computing Magazine July 1986: “RAMcopy!”

I took a stroll over to The Mothership this afternoon and found that she was down for unknown reasons. Thinking that my FireFox bookmarks might be corrupted due to the recent upgrade, I googled The Blogmocracy and clicked that link. No dice.

Instead I found an amusing blast from the past by Robert Stacy McCain in 2012. Down in the comments, “Jacobus” posted a link to this:

The last phrase in that self-description says a lot.

So 33-year-old Magical Jazzy played with Chicago in 1986? News to me, so I searched the BRC Archives. He never once mentioned the band, and he’s not listed anywhere in their lineups. Go figger.


So Much For The News Aggregator Website Status.

One misreported story about Donald Trump Jr., and the rest are vapid nothings. Nice work, Charles. You’re a mover and a shaker.


Blind Squirrel Charles Johnson Fails To Find The Nut. Again.

Two Americans and five Argentinians were killed, and a dozen others injured, by a self-admitted islamic terrorist who was granted a permanent VISA under a bizarre program that has something to do with diversity, the late Ted Kennedy and Chuck Schumer. What other hidden government programs sponsor this kind of dangerous idiocy, and what does Charles Johnson think?

Charles couldn’t be bothered as he’s apparently getting all his important news analysis from people like  Stephen Colbert.

I don’t know Babs, but I do know this. Charles, you’re a mess.


Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs Continues On Its Predestined & Predictable Trajectory.

Dateline 15 October 2017. From Alexa we get this nice graph:



Not sure why LGF gets traffic from Sweden. Perhaps some are keeping tabs on him after his documented influence on Anders Breivik and Norway’s Oslo Massacre.

Now let’s look at that Alexa traffic graph. It’s certainly bad news for Little Green Footballs, but assuming the graph is accurate, the reality is even worse. Note that the y-axis bars are not evenly spaced. Without the actual statistics, we can graphically re-space the y-axis, keep the x-axis untouched and get closer to the truth of the decline:

The buttcrack on the far right of the x-axis represents 1 October 2017. The blue line gets fuzzy vertically because it needed stretch pants, and in a week or so we’re going to see if Charles Johnson remembers something he forgot.


Charles F. Johnson Promotes a ‘GandaBot.

After all that went down this week, I decided to put on the waders to see what Charles Johnson posted on Little Green Footballs regarding the atrocity in Las Vegas.

What I didn’t find stunned me. Johnson posted nothing but the inanities of others (Kimmel and Olbermann) and a bizarre 1.5 paragraph screed about the POTUS and the NRA, as if they had anything to do with it. No condemnation of the killer, no condolences to the families and friends of the the murdered, no lucid opinion, and no mention of his beloved Mr. Mossberg. Johnson even neglected to mention Anders Breivik.

But here’s what’s important on Little Green Footballs as of 5 October 2017, just a few days after the unwarranted cold-blooded assassination and maiming of innocent people enjoying an outdoor concert:

Wow. Only women are nags?

She or it must be married to a human toilet seat. I don’t know what this deranged thing named “Birth Control Works” is, but it posts pages regularly on Little Green Footballs. I suspect it’s a ‘Ganda-Bot that pays shillings to shills like Johnson.

By the way, Charles, you’re a nag.


THIS IS TWITTER

Why?

Okay, but why?

Um. Okay. Thanks.