Charles Johnson, History Revisionist

Charles, Charles, Charles.

In 1959, Dwight D. Eisenhower was President. Vice President Richard M. Nixon hated communism with a passion, and that photo shows it. Nixon had balls.

Nixon was not a conservative, but he inherited a global mess once he was elected in the 1968 Presidential landslide, then he swept 49 States in 1972. Was he charismatic? Not by a long shot, but voters had had enough of the Kennedy pretty boys, and saw LBJ for the racist egocentric yahoo that he was.

Nixon was the first POTUS in history to visit communist China and open up communications. Nixon ended the military draft a couple of years after you were eligible in 1971. Do you also want to abolish the Environmental Protection Agency? Nixon approved that one also.

Charles, you’re a history revisionist.
If not that, then you’re a paid tool.
If not that, then you’re a useful idiot.

Meanwhile, long time LGF regular Lawhawk chimed in to lap the lizard with this brilliance:

Douche baggage on parade.

Thank you, Charles.


Male, Uneducated, Stays Home.

Interesting. Let’s see what ALEXA has to offer.


ALEXA doesn’t track skin color like Charles Johnson does, but the basics are interesting.

The typical Little Green Footballs reader is male, no college, and reads LGF from home. Does this surprise anyone?

Little Green Footballs has become sub-Gus_802.

Leftist Lies & Charles Johnson Makes Up Sh*t Again

1.  Charles Johnson posts what he thinks is a scoop on Sarah Palin, and even his own Loyal Lizard Lappers call him on it, but for the wrong reasons:

CJ Palin Blowsit

2. Johnson self-references to “John_Birch_Society_to_Cosponsor_CPAC_2010” [cached link], where he posted a pic lifted from a NYT slam piece from 2008:

Sarah Palin 1995

3. Then Johnson claims, without evidence, that Sarah Palin has a John Birch Society newsletter on her desk. How Charles knows what a JBS Newsletter looks like is up to you to decide. Here’s a blow up of that image, cropped and inverted with enhanced contrast:

Sarah Palin 1995 invert crop

Now look at this and note the date:


Palin was reviewing a newsletter about  “Con-Con Call” that argues for a Constitutional Convention OPPOSED by the John Birch Society. Is it any surprise that in 1995 a Wasilla Councilwoman might have had such a newsletter on her calendar blotter, just to read it?

In JazzyJohnsonWorld, the answer is yes.

[More unintended relevance here.]

“Self-righteous lefties remind me of myself at my most self-righteous.” – Charles Johnson

Charles Johnson admits he is self righteous.

CJ Fesses Up

At least Charles is being honest for once.


Update:  Note that he included a subweasel sarc tag, but let’s ignore that. There’s an earlier mea culpa from Charles that shouldn’t go unnoticed. – Briareus

CJ Fesses Up 2

From someone who constantly screeched, harped on, criticized and blamed other websites and bloggers (i.e., HotAir, Big Journalism, Ace of Spades, YouTube, Fox News, Drudge) for not policing tens of thousands of comments according to the BlogLaws of Charles Johnson Race Detective, that’s an amazing admission.

Living in the past and carrying grudges” is exactly what Charles has been doing ever since he danced on his coffee table, mooned his couch, and proceeded to smear every radio personality and blogger who supported him and helped put Little Green Footballs on the map. What a pantload.

P.S. His comment No. 5 was posted on “Rachel Corrie, Ten Years After Her Death Under IDF Bulldozer in Rafah.” No traffic for you, brah, but don’t bother deleting it, Charlie. It’s been captured in all its Fuldkommen Gak.

bb lol chuck

Charles Johnson, Expert in Middle East Terrorism, Exonerates Al Qaeda From U.S. Embassy Attack.

Based upon a report by the well known and respected Conservative Voice of Reason known as the LA Times (authored by Ken Dilanian and Shashank Bengali) and backed up by objective reporting by the NYT, and ignoring surveillance videos, reports by the CIA, first-hand accounts by the military and locals, and other compelling testimony and evidence that the attack that killed non-combatant US Citizens serving on US land abroad due to incompetence by the current administration, it’s intuitively obvious to the casual observer that Charles Johnson is a mess.

Al-Qaeda hasn’t been pinned to the 9/11/12 attacks on the US Embassies yet, but so what. You think they didn’t have a hand in it Charlie? You think the various terrorist groups operate in a vacuum bubble like Little Green Footballs?

We’ll humor you, Chuck. It was just a benign protest in the streets with anti-American flags and puppets that went bad once people showed up to infiltrate a peaceful demonstration about a video that few had seen, with automatic weapons,  RPGs and cans of diesel when there is absolutely no evidence that it went down that way.

Chuck, play us another tune.

Oh, one more thing. That top image with the adverts was a screencap and not photoshopped. Thank you, Charles.

Daedalus Update: Charles Johnson’s latest post links to a story that contradicts his claims al-Qaeda was not involved.

“It was a flash mob with weapons,” is how the senior official described the attackers. The mob included members of the Ansar al-Sharia militia, about four members of al-Qaeda in the Maghreb, and members of the Egypt-based Muhammad Jamal network, along with other unarmed looters.

I thought al-Qaeda was not involved Charles?

[Updated: Revised awkward phrasing and minor typos in the original post. -Briareus]

The Ruse And Fail Of Little Green Footballs Part V – The Turnaround

This is Part 5 of a monograph about a blog named Little Green Footballs and its founder Charles Foster Johnson. Click the links below for related posts. They will be updated as the series continues.
Part 1 – Overview
Part 2 – The Ascendance of Charles Johnson and LGF
Part 3 – The Bannings
Part 4 – The Flounces
Part 5 – The Turnaround
Part 6 – Current Events & The Future Of LGF

Bonus track: Revisiting Rathergate


Up until the election of Barrack Obama in 2008, LGF could still be seen as essentially a conservative blog. Indeed, in blog awards voting, LGF was consistently listed as “conservative” and Johnson voiced no qualms about the distinction.

But a change was in the wind, and in 2008 Johnson became obsessed with religion and “creationism” in particular. At the same time, his posts took a decidedly “anti-Christian” tone. The same fervor with which Johnson once exposed Islamofascism around the globe, he became intent on uncovering the evil ensconced in the Christian belief that God created the heavens and earth, while ignoring the fact that other major religions held similar belief systems.

Johnson ran regular threads about lawmakers wanting to teach creationism in classrooms, with the theme that if this view prevailed and Intelligent Design and/or creationism was even discussed in schoolrooms, the Republic was doomed. While many at LGF agreed with Johnson that creationism or even intelligent design should not be taught in the schools, many were not ready to abandon their own religions and follow the tenets of Darwin. Of the religious frequenters to LGF, most realized that creationism and evolution were not necessarily contradictory.

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From The Charles Johnson School of Misrepresentation

The Boiler Room Crew is an international bunch who hate each other in real life, yet come together in the mysterious realm below the trap door behind the couch hidden with the cat stuff in the Blogmocracy Rec Room. Don’t ask me how I know this.

Although they seem like a ragged crew, there’s always at least one on watch, and  one of the BRC engineers spotted this:

Mr. Magnon was very perceptive and offered some constructive criticism for Mr. Charles Johnson. With a hat tip to Mr. Magnon, The Boiler Room Crew decided to take it a step further:

Since the foosball is missing down the un-blocked floor drain and The Boiler Room Crew is throwing empty Drewry’s and Milwaulkee Lite cans at each other, Engineer No. 4 produced this animation to copy and paste elsewhere: