Charles Johnson’s Success Continues


In our last episode, Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs status was still plummeting into the abyss according the Alexa blog ranking service, and the decline declined even more between the time the decline was recorded and the post was posted. Pure awesome.

What the hell, let’s do it again!

And the trend continues.

So we plugged www.LittleGreenFootballs.com into WorthOfWeb to see what mountain of gold Johnson might be sitting on. The answer is: “it ain’t much.” Actually it’s even less.

On 09 February 2011, we screencapped this:

Now, 8-1/2 years later:

This inflation calculator says $45K in 2011 = $52K in 2019 dollars.

In other words, Charles Johnson’s once profitable website has lost about 63 percent in value since February 2011. Just think of what he could have earned had he cashed out before he went scooters.

WINNING!

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Little Green Footballs’ Independence Day Celebration 2019

So yesterday I decided to put on the waders and wander into The Swamp Of The Lizard Lappers to see how they celebrated Independence Day. I found no surprises. The place is a cesspool of irrational hatred.


[Hey, HappyWarrior, you’re an idiot, and Little Green Snotblobs is a great place to display your ignorance. It’s intuitively obvious to the casual observer that everything you know about Jefferson came from here.]

Then they went on to bash Ivanka Trump with photoshops. What that had to do with Independence Day is a non-sequitur, but they completely missed the irony of the image posted by “Gocart Mozart”:


Breaking News: The Pie Overlord, aka Alouette, aka  @viciousbabushka is still suspended from Twitter. 😀


True Because Charles Johnson Said It’s True.

On Friday, 21 June 2019, at 7:35AM, that was the first thing on Charles Johnson’s walnut. Never mind there’s no citations to back up his assertion, never mind no civilians would be killed, only a vapid tweet  Yeah, Charles, your bullshit couldn’t possibly be more obvious.

Remember THIS interview?

Q: Were you the lefty type one associates with long haired guitar players?

I was pretty much center-left before 9/11. Never an America-hating loon, though. I’ve been a history buff most of my life, and on 9/11 I knew instantly who and what was responsible; I was aware of Bin Laden’s declaration of war on the US and as soon as I turned on the television that morning and saw the World Trade Center collapse, I knew it was Bin Laden and Al Qaeda.

But that day was a real mind-blower, for many people, myself included. At first, my center-liberal leanings caused me to ask, “Why do they hate us?” and similar questions; that questioning led me to begin serious investigation of the Islamic fanaticism that was growing unchecked in the Middle East.

Now I think the question is a pointless one, not because we shouldn’t self-examine, but because the answer lies within the Islamists, not within us — and understanding them will not achieve anything, except to the extent it allows us to defeat them.

Q: What does ‘defeat’ mean, though? Make them cry ‘uncle’?

Yes — the real problem is that America (and most of the civilized world) has tended to brush the Islamists off as “all talk.” They were able to attack us over and over in the years leading up to 9/11 (the USS Cole, Nigerian embassy bombings, first WTC, etc), and never suffered any consequences.

In the Arab/Islamic shame-honor mindset, this is interpreted as weakness — and it was. It was that perceived weakness that was directly responsible for 9/11. The only way to rectify this is to demonstrate superior force; and that’s what President Bush did after 9/11, smashing the Taliban and dethroning Saddam Hussein.

Charles “Pantload” Johnson pantsed himself again.

[h/t Octo]


Breaking News: Charles Foster Johnson Spotted In Culver City?

Wow. Seems like there’s a bit of a transition going on, but Charles sure doesn’t look his age. Can’t verify authenticity as there’s no corroboration, yet. Dat you, Charles?


Charles Johnson Attacks POTUS’ sons for a “patronizing Irish pub crawl” (whatever that means).

What is a “patronizing Irish pub crawl?” Charles? “They’re not fit to crawl an Irish pub?” Does anyone know what that means? Charles, are you fit to crawl to the mailbox? Can you still crawl?

BTW, Charles, what year did you finally get your GED?


Update: The Full Unredacted Mueller Report has been released.


Charles F. Johnson, Credentialed Professor of Economics & Master o fArts at #Rumpswab University, Dimisses Arthur Laffer, BA, MBA, Ph.D as a Right Wing Crackpot. Pheew.

Wow. Just Pure Wow.

From JFK to RWR to DJT, boosting tax revenue by lowering taxes has worked every time it’s been tried, and every time the US economy exploded, creating more prosperity for all. The basic concept is not new. Arthur Laffer himself said “The Laffer Curve” wasn’t his own invention, that he learned it by studying Muḥammad ibn Khaldūn al-Ḥaḍramī (14th century Tunisian muslim) and 1st Baron Keynes. (early 20th century British liberal). Those guys were right-wing crackpots, according to Professor Johnson.

Charles, fascism IS socialism.

Does your brain abcess block history? Are you trying to get your Salon gig back? Good God, you’re a transparent illogical mess.


Yeah, we remember, Charles, but you don’t. Now go away.

Yeah, she supported American soldiers who greased some dangerous assholes and celebrated in a profane way. We also remember when you didn’t. You got a problem with that, Charles?

Hurr hurr indeed, #Rumpswab. Go pound arugula.