Did Charles Johnson Help Save a Marriage?

The answer is NO.

Charles Johnson never saved anything, including his credibility, self-respect and his own blog. Almost six years ago he beclowned himself in defense of Rep. Anthony Weiner, and we all know how that turned out.

Recent reports suggest that Weiner‘s proxy wife Huma Abedinis working hard” to get them back together, now that the political heat is off. I suspect that her husband of convenience is doing the *ahem* same.

Meanwhile, Charles’ original Tweet is still functioning, unlike his neocortex.

Yeah, that classic deserves many more retweets than it’s received. Now about that dated avatar, Charles…

[h/t Chen Zhen for preserving the twitterlinky and stuff.]


“Reap The Whirlwind.” – Charles Johnson


Judge Neil Gorsuch was nominated and approved to serve in the 10th Circuit Court of Appeals by a unanimous vote of support. Why is his nomination to the Supreme Court any different?

Yeah, Charles. Let’s “reap the whirlwind.”

But let’s talk about this instead. You want to ‘splain your one degree of separation from convicted felons?

http://www.weaselzippers.us/330407-former-dnc-official-partnered-with-convicted-bomb-maker-to-investigate-trump/

Johnson => Rauhauser => Kimberlin

Johnson => Schmalfeldt => Kimberlin

Johnson => Barrett Brown => ????

Yeah, this crap has been going on for a long while. You erased the entire history of your own @lizardoid Twitter account to hide it, and that means what?

It means that you’re a complete mess, Charles.

 


Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Charles!

Tá sé Lá Fhéile Pádraig! Póg mo thóin!


Yeah, Charles. We noticed. BFD.

First he was like,

Now he’s like,

What a great improvement. Charles, you’re a graphic genius. Now update your gravitar from 2002 and we might stop the mockery.

Or not.


OH THE HORROR!

From the Lions, Tigers & Bears Department:

The Trump Administration Is Full Of Vampires,  Zombies, Evil Scientists, Nazis & Assholes

Propublica? Yeah, sure. No reporting bias there.

If that is true, it means that Gusano and Johnson missed the filing deadlines to apply for the positions of Ingeniero Sanitario de la Embajada de Argentina and Internet Fair Practices Enforcement Monitor and Nazi Detector Czar in a timely manner.

OMG! DEATH PANELS! Not all of Johnson’s TwitterRats buy into his hysterical bloviating bullcrap:

Charles, how many times can you pants yourself on the internet before you realize that you’re the joke of the butt?


Johnson Tweets And Nobody Gives A Chuck.

charles-johnsons-turbanAside from the ventilator, Charles’ portrait wasn’t photoshopped; it was merely sharpened one degree with common image enhancement shareware. Yeah, he’s off-center just like always, but the big question is: Why is Charles Johnson fascinated by this image of President Trump and why is he using it for TwitterSpam?

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Q: Do The TwitterSpam Police know about this TOS violation?
A: Probably, because they endorse and encourage it (unless your name is Milo).


Did Charles Johnson Have Unauthorized Conversations With Vladimir Putin?

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Putin’s a Red,
Obama’s a tool;
Johnson is merely
a Twitterverse fool.