There’s a new Sheriff in town and Charles Johnson doesn’t like it.


That’s Sheriff David A. Clarke and he accepted an appointment to the Department of Homeland Security. Here he is in action, smacking the crap out of Don Lemon about #BlackLivesMatter:

Unfortunately, Charles Johnson sees the appointment of Sheriff Clarke as a “Jesus F*ng Christ” moment.

What’s not being widely reported is that Sheriff Clarke is a Democrat, but Charles Johnson doesn’t like him because of, um, something. (The late Andrew Breitbart suspected it, but could never prove it.) Keep pretending, Charles. You’re getting more transparent by the hour.

[h/t dezes157]


OKAY!

For most people, the OK sign means, “Okay.” When the universal symbol for well being is misconstrued and coopted to imply a white-supremacist neo-nazi meme, it often defaults to “Charles Johnson is a flying asshole.”

Saw this hit piece recently:

Then I saw this response.

Then I saw this:

Which led me to this:

Which includes this:

And I laughed, because it obviously stands for The Washington Post. Maybe it stands for WordPress, War Pigs, or Wanker Pumpers. Charles Johnson retweeted all of that inane garbage because it’s in his Truth Serum.

Then I saw this.

Whoa. That’s way too close for comfort, Charles. Design some more little green virtual glass buttons and update your avatar.

OKAY?


Charles F. Johnson – Constitutional Scholar Now with 25% more #Stompyfeets

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Ignoring Charles Johnson’s amateur headline typo, he has no clue what he’s talking about. Massive protests? Nope. Effective? Nah. Will they change anything for the better? Au contraire, Monsieur Circonférence.

First, there’s no ban on muslims. Secondly, there’s nothing in the U.S. Constitution that forbids immigration restriction. Thirdly, the immigrants in question these days aren’t poor destitute women and children, the elderly and infirm, fleeing war-ravaged countries or from religious persecution. They’re not 7 year-olds who swam the Atlantic either. They’re cowardly infiltrators who abandoned their own families to wage their demonic jihad outside of their own countries of origin. It’s no secret, and Charles Johnson has known this for over a decade.

Charles doesn’t get out much these days, but he keeps trying to hook up with young deranged women like Ms. Nicole Ghio. So who is she?

I don’t know, Babs, but I do know this. Nicole’s a contributor to HuffPo, hasn’t posted in almost a year, and her Twitterbanner with description is a headscratcher given the topic she and Charles seem to be railing about.

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So is a 63 year-old Johnson courting the young Ms. Nicole for a gig on HuffPo? If anyone knows, please give her a heads-up. The Big Boy with #stompyfeets is an unrepentant recidivist backstabber.

BTW, Charles, you’re a mess.


“Nobody’s Retweeting Me!” – Charles Johnson

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Recently, Charles Johnson added a new blogclogging feature to Little Green Footballs, and apparently the intended results haven’t born fruit. The purpose is to allow the Lizard Lappers to spam Twitter with unfounded inanities in order to appear to be a larger number of imbeciles than they actually are. It’s an automated form of stealth astroturfing.

Well, Charles, we can play the same game. For every Tweet you post, we can post a Tweet that refutes your assertion that an AirCav hat is part of the uniform of the Confederate States of America. We may post a picture of a menuboard, or the State Flag of Tennessee, or your specious claim that Anthony “Carlos Danger” Weiner’s throbbing .jpeg was actually your own. Perhaps we may post something else, so that everyone reads your racist screed against Oliver Willis and your well deserved smackdown. Maybe we’ll just post something innocuous and innocent from Little Green Footballs, like this:

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“Rural America can go fuck themselves.” That pretty much sums up Charles Johnson’s Little Green Hate Site these days.


Charles Johnson: Sean Hannity is a Racist because of Keanu Reeves

No, we’re not making this up. Charles Johnson really thinks this is a scoop, so let’s run through it.

There was a 2014 movie titled “John Wick” with a promo photo that featured Keanu Reeves:

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Then some wag took that image and photoshopped it for political commentary on how the media was treating Donald Trump:

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It was posted at several locations in mid October and circulated around the internet. Then Sean Hannity reposted it with a new caption:

So what did Charles Johnson’s Flying Monkeys do? They capped the image, ran it through a Google Image Search and found nothing, then ran it through Tineye and struck gold.

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Those are the oldest images Tineye’s webcrawler captured, dated 16 October 2016. Three days later, another site posted it:

hannity-attack-4Okay, so here it is.

  • Some movie producers created a promo image with Keanu Reeves in the center of a theoretical firing squad;
  • Some wag coopted it, added Donald Trump’s image with political commentary;
  • Some people posted it on 4Chan, Reddit, Pictaram and other sites;
  • Tineye crawled the sites and posted results on 16 October;
  • An Alt-Right Blog reposted the image in a commentary on 19 October;
  • Someone forwarded a version of the image to Sean Hannity;
  • Hannity added commentary and Tweeted it on 25 October;
  • On 27 October, Charles Johnson / Little Green Footballs tracked it all down, reposted everything he objected to and then crowed about his dot connections.

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So, according to Charles Johnson logic:

Tineye, Reddit, Pictaram, 4Chan & Little Green Footballs are all racist sites, and Keanu Reeves, Sean Hannity and Charles Johnson are all white supremacists. They are all connected to an illustration that was copied and pasted onto an Alt-Right blog post entitled “Why The Globalist Elite Should Drop Hillary And Support Trump.

Charles, you’re a psychotic mess. Quid acervus stercore.

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There’s No Racism At Little Green Footballs And Here’s Proof. OH WAIT…

Listen up, Whitey. We’re Comin’ Ta Gitcha.

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Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs is a hive of racism. Don’t let anybody fool you.


Charles Johnson & LGF Can’t Decide Who The Bigots / Racists / Anti-Semites Are.

Charles Johnson’s Flying Monkeys are all over the map after the recent rally disruptions (by hired professional rally disrupters) at Trump’s disrupted rallies in Albuquerque and Anaheim. Seems they can’t figure out the difference between law-abiding citizens cheering a political candidate and loudmouthed racist a-holes pushing for another Kent State Incident.

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Got that? But what’s an LGF FosterClock™ without a cheapshot swipe at the Catholic Church?

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In Johnson’s defense, at least he and his Little Green Minions loudly denounced the racist bigots who attacked a gay journalist at DePaul University. Oh wait…