Charles Johnson’s POTUS’ SOTU Twitter Splatter

Charles Johnson Live-Tweeted his self-uninformed opinions during President Donald Trump’s first State Of The Union Address, and he disappointed no one.

It’s not much trouble to ‘cap and slap numbers on ’em, and there’s no need to polish ’em. Click on any image below to go full retard, then nominate your favorites. Maybe we’ll have a vote for the top five.

God bless you, Charles. You really mean a lot to something.

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Twitter suspended Johnson’s (@shoq) account?

Then a few minutes later, Johnson Tweets this, without deleting the first one.

Interesting. We knew that Johnson and Shoq have being playing footsie for years, but this is a new one. (Were those parenthesis a virtual hug?)

Now about that “fake” congressional memo. The POTUS says he’ll squelch it if you update your gravatar to 2018 within the next 72 hours.

BTW, which definition of “Bogus” are you using? Merriam-Webster’s or yours?

Either way, Charles, you’re bogus.


“Okay, man, you’re leaving me no choice.” Charles Johnson 2011

He was banned from Little Green Footballs, yet he’s still a fan and defender of Charles Johnson, and he’s got an axe to grind about something that no one yet has been able to suss out, including him.

Ya, we talmbout Reggie. A couple weeks ago he threatened to shut down this blog by pressing a big shiny green button or something but it never happened. There was a small surge of spambots emanating from somewhere in the Caribbean, but Akismet does a pretty good job filtering spam.

So do we.

Here’ a compilation of LGF comments that led to Reggie’s banning from LGF, courtesy of Daedalus: Read the rest of this entry »


Economic prosperity is horrible according to Charles Johnson and the other Nancy.

In case you didn’t catch it the first time:
Economic prosperity is horrible according to Charles Johnson and Nancy Pelosi.
Economic prosperity is horrible according to Charles Johnson and Nancy Pelosi.
Economic prosperity is horrible according to Charles Johnson and Nancy Pelosi.

Charles, you’re a mess.


Watching The Defectives

Wow. We’re second behind wonkette? I’m surprised she hasn’t left the country and moved into a luxury closet in Bernie’s chalet in St. Petersburg. Meanwhile, Little Green Footballs has continued its slide in popularity, and of those 64K+ more popular blogs in the US, there are undoubtedly a significant number that post nothing more than cute cat videos and salad recipes.

Meanwhile, we need to address the graph. For some reason Alexa skews the vertical axis, but we’re happy to correct the anomaly.

Good job, Charles. We love ya, man.

[Update: Related post here.]


Charles Johnson, Social Justice Warrior

Okay, that’s not Charles Johnson. It’s Kimiko Nishimoto, and she is awesome. She doesn’t sport a magical jazzy ponytail, but she sure looks like Charles Johnson on a rampage in that costume. Until Charles updates his gravitar, this will have to do.

[Apologies to Ms. Nishimoto for the comparison. It’s not your fault.]


The Day Charles Johnson Decided Which Side He Was Really On.

Charles Johnson washes his privates Native American style.

It wasn’t the side that helped him out and brought his little green footblog into the spotlight that Johnson aligned himself with. It was the pasty pudgy underbelly of humanity that he was always a part of and could never abandon, no matter how many state flags, air cav hats and menuboards he misidentified. Johnson is going places, so watch where you step.