A photo op proves Johnson is a neonazi according to Johnson, so Johnson calls Johnson a homo.

Okay, so Charles C. Johnson got a photo op with Rep. Dana Rohrabacher in London and suddenly he’s a player, pulling strings for Julian Assange as an insider. Yeah, right. Charles F. Johnson stretched it into an accusation that Charles C. Johnson is a neonazi.

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!

CCJ responded to CFJ in kind:

Everyone knows the connection between Anders Breivik and Charles Charles F. Johnson, but he’s a homo? Sure, Foster’s got a hardon for The Redbeardo, but that doesn’t fly because PAM.

The level of stupid is nearing 11.

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A Little Green Footballs Timelapse 2000-2017

Ride the decline.


News Aggregator Charles Johnson finds nothing and posts about it.

With everything that’s going on in the news lately, Johnson always manages to find nothing and then post about it. Amazing.


Charles Johnson’s Mad Photoshop Skillz

Charles Johnson went on a rant last Thursday about the Trumps’ visit to Houston. Apparently POTUS & FLOTUS didn’t wade through the flooded streets, therefore he lied about visiting the destruction of Hurricane Harvey, even though he and his wife viewed it from the air. Johnson posted it on LGF and on Twitter at 11:59AM.

Five and half hours later, he reposted the Tweet, but something changed:

Johnson turned Melania into a wet t-shirt contest contestant with a cheap image effect and updated his bog post at 5:24PM. Who knows why.

A Throbbing Tweet™ is in order:

[h/t ISTE.]

 


If Charles Johnson Was Tippi Hedron

[Image found in The Swamp.]


Just Another Day for Gusano.

Gus has a thang going on and somehow he’s Tweeted to thousands, follows thousands, and thousands follow him since he joined Twitter in January 2011. Let’s break this down.

Let’s assume Gus joined Twitter on 31 January 2011. Between that date and 17 July 2017, Gus posted 449,000 Tweets according to his own Twitter Account. That’s about 2,490 days according to this calculator.

Now let’s run the math. 450k Tweets / 2,490 days = 180 Tweets per Day. Assuming a 4 hour Twitterday, that works out to an astounding rate of approximately 45 Tweets per hour average, and it includes the two times he claimed to have quit Twitter.

If Gus is indeed following 3,450 as his Twitterfeed claims, that means he’s reading over 860 Tweets Per Hour. Dude’s amazing.

It’s no secret that Gus is unemployed. He turned down three legitimate offers, and this blog offered to help him out with his medical expenses via a PayPal account. He declined all assistance and chose to gripe instead. So what are those little retweeted things on the lower left of his Twitter homepage? I dunno, Babs, but I do know this. Gus seems to take pride in it.

Gusano, you’re almost as entertaining as Charles Johnson.


The Decline is in full tilt mode.

Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs got a spike in popularity a few months ago for unknown reasons, but it was short-lived. Might have been an echo from the POTUS inauguration, but that was then and this is this.

What happened after the spike in traffic in late January, and the crash of late May? Was it a self-promotion gimmick that kept it level for three months? I suppose it doesn’t matter, because Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs is still on the predictable trajectory despite the graphic plateau. LGF fell off the mesa and is heading for The Mojave.

Last time we checked, LGF had a global rank of 168,689 and a US rank of 50,248. Rock on, Charles. You’re awesome.