El Gusano takes a stroll down Memory Lane.
(Psst… Mr. Hoover/@nicdanger619… she was an ex-porn star… her LGF nic was
Iceweasel Asswhistle… pass it on…)
“Can WE do both?” asks Charles The Organizer, and goes back to greasing his Mossberg.
Shaking hands with Charles Johnson would be like squeezing a nerf ball coated with beef suet.
Who’s talking about a land war in Asia, Charles? And how in hell can a Nancy with fake eyebrows give a “death-grip” to anyone?
Yep. That’s some cutting-edge “News Aggregation” right there. Stalk much, Charles? #Rumpswab
Would You Be Comfortable With Charles F. Johnson Sleeping On An Inflatable Mattress In Your Living Room?Posted: June 4, 2018
Nope. Didn’t think so.
[Original graph source here. h/t Octo.]
Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs Has Been Reduced From Posting Important Current Events and Breaking News to Music Vids and Links to Comics Who Think They Are The Reincarnation of Lenny Bruce When They’ve Never Heard Of Either Lenny Bruce Or Charles Johnson.Posted: May 17, 2018
Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs blog is fading, and it’s fading in non-spectacular fashion. When was the last time he bragged about his “open sign-up” stats? You remember the “Door Is Open – Door Is Closed” taunting? When was the last time he posted something original, with links to prove it? Never. When was the last time Charles Johnson posted an honest-to-god current photo of himself while screeching at others for hiding behind avatars? Yeah, we heard your song long ago, Charles.
Everyone in the Blogosphere knows the answer to that one, and everyone in the Blogosphere doesn’t give a Johnson.
Last time we checked Alexa Stats, things were not looking good for Little Green Footballs but something happened in mid-March, and it appeared that Charles Johnson was on the road to a comeback. Unfortunately, that comeback was short-lived, and by late April he was back on track. LGF bumped and slumped again.
Still not sure why Alexa skews the x-axis, but check this out.
As Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs declines, so does this website. So where do we go from here? Leave your suggestions and we’ll have a vote.
Charles didn’t say it specifically, but his message is unmistakably loud and clear:
“Get back on the plantation, boy.”
What a two-faced hypocritical racist a-hole. Put on your white hood and update your selfie. Show us your Klan face. Charles, you’re a mess.
BTW, how big are YOUR hands, Charles?