“Hey Rocky! Watch Me Put My Head Up My Ass!”

There’s a website that sells targets to folks who fantasize about fighting a zombie apocalypse (like Dork Falcon and the other cosplay kids at LGF do). They sell mannikins on sticks as targets that bleed when you hit them. Kind of an odd niche, but big deal – it’s fantasy target practice.

http://zombieindustries.com/

Go ahead and take a look. It’s no more offensive than typical Halloween costume advertisements, but it’s an interesting niche indeed. It’s for people who want to pretend they’re shooting at imaginary demons in 3D rather than abandoned washing machines or paper prints of black silhouettes. Here’s the description of one of the targets for sale, named “Rocky”:

“A fighter from Detroit, Rocky got his nickname because of the odd shape of his face after a few matches left him a bit rutted in the head. It was reported that during an evening drunken stroll in the Brightmoor area, Rocky was attacked by a group of infected undead but was able to beat them off.  He did however, suffer multiple bites to his body and is now infected. Be warned, Rocky is HIGHLY dangerous due to his quick wit and strength… he was last seen screaming something like, ‘Zombie Industries believes in America!’ And that we do.”

Odd for sure, but so what? (Here comes the point.)

One of Charlie’s LizardLappers cherry-picked one target out of all of them and decided that it looked like The President Of The United States, claimed it has brown skin, therefore RAAAAAACIST. If that wasn’t ignorant enough, Charles endorsed it:

Yikes, indeed Mr. Rumpswab.

Yeah. And I’d venture a guess that most people looking at Little Green Footballs these days would see the likeness to a big steaming pantload of awesome right away as well.

Charlie, nobody’s going to believe your vapid inanity unless we post a direct link, so here it is.  Suck it up, son.

Update: It appears that The Race Detective posted a comment on the “Rocky” advert page, preceded by underling lizard “mattand.”  Click to enlarge.

h/t garycooper.

Update 2: Charles’ comment  got memory holed! Mattand’s comment survived, meanwhile two wags showed up. Click to enlarge.