On 20 January, Inauguration Day, Charles Johnson was a busy guy, cranking out an average of one post per hour on his blobsite Little Green Footballs. (Click on any image below for the full-size globalosity. Bonus points if you can spot the post where Charles Johnson refers to a previous President as The Clenis. )
Johnson also provided brilliant insightful commentary throughout the day, earning well-deserved updings for these gems:
Johnson’s last post of the day was probably the best one because it confirms what we’ve always known: that he’s a two-faced chickenshit back-stabbing plagiarizing opportunist.
It was always about the money.
Charles, You’re a mess.
Wow. Breaking news: Obama’s father was a muslim, so Obama’s half-brother is a muslim. Brilliant sleuthing, Charles.
00663839 10636 79 Charles Tue, Apr 13, 2004 11:23:43am
00667375 10661 124 Charles Thu, Apr 15, 2004 3:18:02pm
00674921 10717 157 Charles Sun, Apr 18, 2004 3:20:20pm
00693460 10843 385 Charles Thu, Apr 29, 2004 3:49:31pm
00693930 10847 91 Charles Thu, Apr 29, 2004 4:59:10pm
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There’s a website that sells targets to folks who fantasize about fighting a zombie apocalypse (like Dork Falcon and the other cosplay kids at LGF do). They sell mannikins on sticks as targets that bleed when you hit them. Kind of an odd niche, but big deal – it’s fantasy target practice.
Go ahead and take a look. It’s no more offensive than typical Halloween costume advertisements, but it’s an interesting niche indeed. It’s for people who want to pretend they’re shooting at imaginary demons in 3D rather than abandoned washing machines or paper prints of black silhouettes. Here’s the description of one of the targets for sale, named “Rocky”:
“A fighter from Detroit, Rocky got his nickname because of the odd shape of his face after a few matches left him a bit rutted in the head. It was reported that during an evening drunken stroll in the Brightmoor area, Rocky was attacked by a group of infected undead but was able to beat them off. He did however, suffer multiple bites to his body and is now infected. Be warned, Rocky is HIGHLY dangerous due to his quick wit and strength… he was last seen screaming something like, ‘Zombie Industries believes in America!’ And that we do.”
Odd for sure, but so what? (Here comes the point.)
One of Charlie’s LizardLappers cherry-picked one target out of all of them and decided that it looked like The President Of The United States, claimed it has brown skin, therefore RAAAAAACIST. If that wasn’t ignorant enough, Charles endorsed it:
Yikes, indeed Mr. Rumpswab.
Yeah. And I’d venture a guess that most people looking at Little Green Footballs these days would see the likeness to a big steaming pantload of awesome right away as well.
Charlie, nobody’s going to believe your vapid inanity unless we post a direct link, so here it is. Suck it up, son.
Update: It appears that The Race Detective posted a comment on the “Rocky” advert page, preceded by underling lizard “mattand.” Click to enlarge.
Update 2: Charles’ comment got memory holed! Mattand’s comment survived, meanwhile two wags showed up. Click to enlarge.
Cairo is in turmoil, Mali is crumbling, Hillary Clinton lies about the Benghazi cover-up, Obama claims to be a gun enthusiast, British cartoonist Gerald Scarfe is a jew-hating asshole, the Steubenville Rape Story has been coopted and distorted by Anonymous factions, leftists on Twitter are complaining about #TwitterGulag that they claimed didn’t exist,
but Charles Johnson & Little Green Footballs COMPLETELY NAIL the important news:
That’s the best that Charles Johnson’s minions can come up with. From the source, here’s a great summary of the article:
What a compliment to CNN for a cameraman’s foto-fu of the POTUS, the VPOTUS, the wives of both (and Voldemort) walking down steps, especially coming from the master of photography himself, Charles Johnson.
But Charles missed the obvious again, because he didn’t squint.
It’s like pointing at a cloud and saying that it looks just like one of Dork Falcon’s purplewarriorbunny figurines. It’s obvious to anyone reading here that this post is obviously satirical especially when it’s so obviously obvious. No one knows what Charles really believes, except that he’s obviously an inept neonazi hunter with blinders.
Meanwhile, Charles is busy giving Stormfront traffic via cached links pasted on LGF and Twitter. One of these days, Charles Johnson will ban himself and no one will be around to notice.
A little over a year ago lizards seemed to be enthusiastic about Rick Perry, at least according to that unscientific poll (with a margin of error of over 12%).
A similar poll (with a similar margin of error) was posted recently by lizard rightwingconspirator, aka Daniel Ballard. It’s a blowout for Obama, at least in the Little Green Bubble.
PollDaddy wasn’t good enough for Charles as it’s too anonymous, so he reinvented it. Don’t be surprised if your anonymous “vote” divulges a little bit of personal info for the infamous “LGF Correlator Tool” that may coerce him into blocking all North American University campuses and the entire country of Bolivia from accessing Little Green Footballs… again.