Charles Johnson present vs. Charles Johnson past: Dezzez sets it up, Pakimon calls it, Gamma3 for the win.
Posted: November 20, 2018 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles C Johnson, Humor, Little Green Footballs, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: #rumpswab, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, Humor, LGF, Little Green Footballs, Nazis, Obama, penis penis penis lol, Race Detecive, screenshots, Stalking, The Sage of Culver City, twitter 90 Comments_________________________________________________________________________________________________________
And if that’s not enough funny, here’s the ONE comment on Charles’ GoFundMe page, proving that Charles can’t stand to look at his lack of donations stats anymore:
The Soros-Obama Connection: Exposed by Charles Johnson
Posted: September 30, 2017 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs, Memory Hole, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: Charles Johnson, LGF, lgf memory hole, Little Green Footballs, Obama, penis penis penis lol, screenshots, Soros, The Sage of Culver City 59 CommentsNice catch, Charles.
Not so long ago, Charles Johnson was a racist according to his own standards.
Posted: June 18, 2017 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Humor, Little Green Footballs, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: #rumpswab, Charles Johnson, LGF, Little Green Footballs, Obama, penis penis penis lol, Race Detective, The Sage of Culver City 41 CommentsAdmit you said that, Charles, then maybe we’ll talk.
[h/t Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy.]
Did Charles Johnson Have Unauthorized Conversations With Vladimir Putin?
Posted: March 4, 2017 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Humor, Little Green Footballs, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: #rumpswab, Charles Johnson, Humor, LGF, Little Green Footballs, Obama, penis penis penis lol, Putin 84 Comments


Putin’s a Red,
Obama’s a tool;
Johnson is merely
a Twitterverse fool.
Charles Johnson on Inauguration Day
Posted: January 22, 2017 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Humor, Little Green Footballs, Memory Hole, The Boiler Room | Tags: #rumpswab, Charles Johnson, hypocrisy, Inauguration, LGF, lgf memory hole, Little Green Footballs, Obama, penis penis penis lol, screenshots, The Sage of Culver City 234 CommentsOn 20 January, Inauguration Day, Charles Johnson was a busy guy, cranking out an average of one post per hour on his blobsite Little Green Footballs. (Click on any image below for the full-size globalosity. Bonus points if you can spot the post where Charles Johnson refers to a previous President as The Clenis. )
Johnson also provided brilliant insightful commentary throughout the day, earning well-deserved updings for these gems:
Johnson’s last post of the day was probably the best one because it confirms what we’ve always known: that he’s a two-faced chickenshit back-stabbing plagiarizing opportunist.
It was always about the money.
Charles, You’re a mess.
“Hey Rocky! Watch Me Put My Head Up My Ass!”
Posted: February 5, 2013 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: #rumpswab, Charles Johnson, illustration, LGF, Little Green Footballs, Obama, penis penis penis lol, Racism, screenshots, twitter, ZOMBIE 59 CommentsThere’s a website that sells targets to folks who fantasize about fighting a zombie apocalypse (like Dork Falcon and the other cosplay kids at LGF do). They sell mannikins on sticks as targets that bleed when you hit them. Kind of an odd niche, but big deal – it’s fantasy target practice.
Go ahead and take a look. It’s no more offensive than typical Halloween costume advertisements, but it’s an interesting niche indeed. It’s for people who want to pretend they’re shooting at imaginary demons in 3D rather than abandoned washing machines or paper prints of black silhouettes. Here’s the description of one of the targets for sale, named “Rocky”:
“A fighter from Detroit, Rocky got his nickname because of the odd shape of his face after a few matches left him a bit rutted in the head. It was reported that during an evening drunken stroll in the Brightmoor area, Rocky was attacked by a group of infected undead but was able to beat them off. He did however, suffer multiple bites to his body and is now infected. Be warned, Rocky is HIGHLY dangerous due to his quick wit and strength… he was last seen screaming something like, ‘Zombie Industries believes in America!’ And that we do.”
Odd for sure, but so what? (Here comes the point.)
One of Charlie’s LizardLappers cherry-picked one target out of all of them and decided that it looked like The President Of The United States, claimed it has brown skin, therefore RAAAAAACIST. If that wasn’t ignorant enough, Charles endorsed it:
Yikes, indeed Mr. Rumpswab.
Yeah. And I’d venture a guess that most people looking at Little Green Footballs these days would see the likeness to a big steaming pantload of awesome right away as well.
Charlie, nobody’s going to believe your vapid inanity unless we post a direct link, so here it is. Suck it up, son.
Update: It appears that The Race Detective posted a comment on the “Rocky” advert page, preceded by underling lizard “mattand.” Click to enlarge.
h/t garycooper.
Update 2: Charles’ comment got memory holed! Mattand’s comment survived, meanwhile two wags showed up. Click to enlarge.
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