Marching Around for the sake of Marching Around

Charles Johnson says the protesters are led by children, and he’s correct. The real question is: “Who are leading those children?” (I bet it’s someone named Danny. Maybe Bobby.)

https://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/status/977984456463126528

Charles, you didn’t set one foot out of your hovel to show your faux support for your right to own Mr. Mossberg even when it was happening in your own back yard. A $20 Uber ride could have taken you to a microphone in L.A. and back. Did you do it? No.

You pussed out again, Charles, and now you’re acting like it didn’t even happen. Pheew.

 

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There is Bad Craziness.

Classic panel from Bite Me Comics (and we still don’t know who that brilliant snarker was) but check this out.

Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs Alexa ranking is falling faster than [-fill in the blank-].

After all our help? This blog has provided more traffic to Little Green Footballs than Rosie O’Donnell has done to promote feminism, or something like that. You get the idea. We link to LGF, Rosie doesn’t, and Charles  Johnson has a Mossberg.

Ride the Decline, Charles, and check out the rat brain death graph. Compare the similarities and come to your own confusions.

[Sources here and here.]


Charlie on the FaceBook

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That’s an unadulterated screencap of Charles Johnson’s FaceBook Page that he claims he started on 7 February 2001.

FaceBook was founded on 4 February 2004, and Charles Johnson is making up shit again.

Little Green Footballs is a “news/media website?” Charles, you’re an embarrassing brown stain on your mother’s blue Sunday Morning go to meetin’ Mossberg.

[Update Correction: The date that appears on Charles’ FB page refers to the date of his first post on Little Green Footballs.]


Charlie on the NRA: Nancy’s Got A Gun


That was Charles Johnson just a few days ago. The illlogic is typically Johnsonian, in that the NRA fights to protect the 2nd Amendment, while Johnson fights to attack the 1st Amendment by blocking and banning and attempting to squelch the voices of others.

Here on DoD we laugh at the stupid, and in Spanish we say, “Ja, ja, ja!”  but not necessarily in that order because don’t want to be labeled as Serbian Genocide Deniers, whatever that means. Oh, and by the way, did we mention that Charles has a Mossberg?


Normally when someone discusses lethal weaponry, especially on their own blog, they’re proud of it, and they’re not reticent about sharing stats and details with other gun owners. It’s noteworthy that our good friend has never once mentioned a model number, what ammo he prefers, and has never described firing the weapon. Not even once.

Charles has never mentioned a firearms course, never asked for (nor proffered) any advice as to maintenance, handling, or the history of his weapon on LGF. Has he ever posted a picture of his acquaintance “Mr. Mossberg”? NOPE.

Eh, big deal. Maybe Charles Johnson owns a Mossberg. Maybe he also owns a tanker on the horizon. But the BRC owns him.