Breaking News: Charles Foster Johnson Spotted In Culver City?

Wow. Seems like there’s a bit of a transition going on, but Charles sure doesn’t look his age. Can’t verify authenticity as there’s no corroboration, yet. Dat you, Charles?

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Almost Everything Charles Johnson Ever Posted About Andrew Breitbart From Behind His Little Green Encrusted Iron Curtain Is A Load Of Crap.

Charles Johnson is a unrepentant petulant pissant liar, currently whining on Twitter about how a dead man abused him. In fact, the late Andrew Breitbart was one of Chuck’s mentors, introduced him to the movers and shakers of rightwing internet media, and helped Johnson promote Little Green Footballs.

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So then something happened. Johnson reversed course, and instead of leaving his previous persona behind and quietly walking away, he decided to attack those same people who helped him out, like Andrew Breitbart, Roger Simon, Pamela Geller, Robert Spencer, Zombie, Fjordman, RS McCain, and others, in order to prove something. What that something was is still unknown.

From the BRC Archives, what follows is every mention of (and link to) Andrew Breitbart that Charles Johnson posted in his comments on Little Green Footballs from 2007 to 2010.

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The Magical Jazzy Ponytail Turns 60 – Happy Nirthday Charles Johnson

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Happy Nirthday, Charles, and we mean that with all sincerity. You’ve provided us with so much entertainment over the years, watching you turn on and back stab both mentors and allies (i.e., Andrew Breitbart, Roger Simon, Pamela Geller, Robert Spencer, Fjordman, Patterico, Zombie and many others, including the 15,800+ banned/deleted/erased) who helped and promoted Little Green Footballs in its heyday.

Thanks for such great reporting, too. You uncovered the truth behind the State Flags of both Tennessee and Ohio, Weinergate and Breitbart’s Menuboard Laptop; you showed us the correct pronunciation of the word “milieu,” obsessed about Pamela Geller, created the LGF fake views and retweets counters, deleted/blocked/rewrote your own words and those of others, sent loyal lizards to astroturf Amazon and post poor reviews of books that hadn’t been released, defended Killgore’s Midnight Run at Hot Air, and enlightened us on the finer art of calendar photography. Please forgive us for not listing all of your great accomplishments, but there’s just not enough room to cover them all.

If it weren’t for you, this blog and many others wouldn’t exist. Thanks so much.

You Rumpswab.

Loesch Smackdown


Rhetorical Question

Lizard In The Rear

Not sure which denizen of The Swamp this is, so your Gus is as good as mine.


The 2012 LGF Awards Awards – The Polls Are Open [Update: Now Closed ]

THE POLLS ARE OPEN!

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Little Flat Greenballs – Let the Mockfest Begin

This thread is dedicated to The Big Guy and his Limpazoid Army. All denizens of The Swamp are welcome to contribute to Diary of Daedalus’ Election Night Coverage. It’s going to be a long night, and we have extra sleeping bags stashed in the compost pile just for you lizards, but you gotta hose ’em off yourselves.

Ready? Let’s roll.


Charles Johnson, Expert in Middle East Terrorism, Exonerates Al Qaeda From U.S. Embassy Attack.

Based upon a report by the well known and respected Conservative Voice of Reason known as the LA Times (authored by Ken Dilanian and Shashank Bengali) and backed up by objective reporting by the NYT, and ignoring surveillance videos, reports by the CIA, first-hand accounts by the military and locals, and other compelling testimony and evidence that the attack that killed non-combatant US Citizens serving on US land abroad due to incompetence by the current administration, it’s intuitively obvious to the casual observer that Charles Johnson is a mess.

Al-Qaeda hasn’t been pinned to the 9/11/12 attacks on the US Embassies yet, but so what. You think they didn’t have a hand in it Charlie? You think the various terrorist groups operate in a vacuum bubble like Little Green Footballs?

We’ll humor you, Chuck. It was just a benign protest in the streets with anti-American flags and puppets that went bad once people showed up to infiltrate a peaceful demonstration about a video that few had seen, with automatic weapons,  RPGs and cans of diesel when there is absolutely no evidence that it went down that way.

Chuck, play us another tune.

Oh, one more thing. That top image with the adverts was a screencap and not photoshopped. Thank you, Charles.

Daedalus Update: Charles Johnson’s latest post links to a story that contradicts his claims al-Qaeda was not involved.

“It was a flash mob with weapons,” is how the senior official described the attackers. The mob included members of the Ansar al-Sharia militia, about four members of al-Qaeda in the Maghreb, and members of the Egypt-based Muhammad Jamal network, along with other unarmed looters.

I thought al-Qaeda was not involved Charles?

[Updated: Revised awkward phrasing and minor typos in the original post. -Briareus]