Notice the hand gesture.

Charles, you’re a mess.

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A photo op proves Johnson is a neonazi according to Johnson, so Johnson calls Johnson a homo.

Okay, so Charles C. Johnson got a photo op with Rep. Dana Rohrabacher in London and suddenly he’s a player, pulling strings for Julian Assange as an insider. Yeah, right. Charles F. Johnson stretched it into an accusation that Charles C. Johnson is a neonazi.

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!

CCJ responded to CFJ in kind:

Everyone knows the connection between Anders Breivik and Charles Charles F. Johnson, but he’s a homo? Sure, Foster’s got a hardon for The Redbeardo, but that doesn’t fly because PAM.

The level of stupid is nearing 11.


A Little Green Footballs Timelapse 2000-2017

Ride the decline.


Idiot Wind [Updated]

In 16 years Charles Johnson mentioned only his mother and his brother. Now he claims to have relatives that could have perished in the WTC attacks, but they didn’t, and any one of us could claim the same damn unprovable thing.

That’s some amazing unfettered idiocy right there.

I never cared much for Bob Dylan. He was talented but too pretentious for my taste. On the other hand, I hereby dedicate this song, on behalf of The Diary of Daedalus, to Charles F. Johnson & Viscous Bouche, aka Alouette.


Update: Apparently a lot of people took notice of Johnson’s Idiot Wind, including Weasel Zippers and The Washington Times. Many (of the 38k+ banned) ex-lizards ressponded in the comments sections of both. Enjoy.


Update 2: The Daily Caller also picked up the story [h/t ChenZhen].


For new visitors to this site, don’t miss The Breitbart Project, aka “The Ruse And Fail” series. If you’d Rather not wade through a concise history of Little Green Footballs, at least read this.

 

 


News Aggregator Charles Johnson finds nothing and posts about it.

With everything that’s going on in the news lately, Johnson always manages to find nothing and then post about it. Amazing.


Charles Johnson’s Mad Photoshop Skillz

Charles Johnson went on a rant last Thursday about the Trumps’ visit to Houston. Apparently POTUS & FLOTUS didn’t wade through the flooded streets, therefore he lied about visiting the destruction of Hurricane Harvey, even though he and his wife viewed it from the air. Johnson posted it on LGF and on Twitter at 11:59AM.

Five and half hours later, he reposted the Tweet, but something changed:

Johnson turned Melania into a wet t-shirt contest contestant with a cheap image effect and updated his bog post at 5:24PM. Who knows why.

A Throbbing Tweet™ is in order:

[h/t ISTE.]

 


Little Green Footballs’ Top Story of the Day was not Hurricane Harvey, The Houston Floods, the Berkeley Antifa Riots, or North Korea’s Missile Launch over Japan.

For some inexplicable reason, all the important news that happened since this past Friday evaded Charles Johnson’s radar, except for a screencap of Keith Olbermann detecting a pungent yeast infection emanating from somewhere in Culver City.

THAT’S the top story at Little Green Footballs.

Pheeew.