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And since someone downstairs wanted a post about gardening, there you go.

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The Best of Charles Johnson 9 July 2018

Dude’s fukkin’ amazing, as in fukkin’ amazingly stoopid.

Extreme Funk: Cory Wong w/ Antwaun Stanley: “Work It Out

Flashback: Jon Stewart’s Prophetic 1997 Interview With George Carlin

An Amazing Full-Concert Video: Grinderman – Exit Festival 2011

Trump’s Montana Rally: There’s Something Seriously Wrong With This Guy

Pomplamoose Rocks Hall and Oates: “Rich Girl.”

And Now, the Stunningly Corrupt Anti-Environment Head of the EPA, Scott Pruitt, “Resigns”

Now for Something Completely Different: Japanese Math Rock Quartet Tricot, Live in the Studio.

Yeah those are direct links, and direct links cost Charles Johnson money for bandwidth. Clicky. Make him pay for the traffic.


Charles F. Johnson Eulogizes Krauthammer After Calling Him A Cretin, An Idiot, A Bigot, Illogical, Empty, REALLY Bad, Disgraceful, Has A Mental Condition, Stupid, A Partisan Climate Denier & A Biblical Creationist.

Really, Charles?

Then Charles Johnson followed up with this.

Charles, you agreed with and promoted Krauthammer, linked to and quoted him numerous times on Little Green Footballs prior to the re-acquisition of your comic book collection in 2010.

Pheeew.

[h/t Dezez157, The BRC & The Wingularity.]


Our Gus Is An Awesome Gus

From his first post at Little Green Footballs to today, El Gusano has been an enigma,. One minute he appears to be un cognoscente, the next minute he’s bashing his head on worn Naugahyde and comes back with a double-barrel load of stupid.

That’s El Gusano’s first comment on Little Green Footballs. For several years after, he proceeded to spam the LGF comments at a rate previously unheard of [60 posts per day average].

But that was then, and this is then, too.

No he didn’t, Gus, and there was no agreement, Gus, but it’s a step in the right direction, Gus. Nothing pleases our Gus because our Gus is a miserable sack of Gus.

Our Gus is an Awesome Gus.


Would You Be Comfortable With Charles F. Johnson Sleeping On An Inflatable Mattress In Your Living Room?

Nope. Didn’t think so.

[Original graph source here. h/t Octo.]


Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs Has Been Reduced From Posting Important Current Events and Breaking News to Music Vids and Links to Comics Who Think They Are The Reincarnation of Lenny Bruce When They’ve Never Heard Of Either Lenny Bruce Or Charles Johnson.

Exactly.

Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs blog is fading, and it’s fading in non-spectacular fashion. When was the last time he bragged about his “open sign-up” stats? You remember the “Door Is Open – Door Is Closed” taunting? When was the last time he posted something original, with links to prove it? Never. When was the last time Charles Johnson posted an honest-to-god current photo of himself while screeching at others for hiding behind avatars? Yeah, we heard your song long ago, Charles.

Everyone in the Blogosphere knows the answer to that one, and everyone in the Blogosphere doesn’t give a Johnson.


Wikipedia Volume 4441

Remember the LGF Calendar featuring the photographic brilliance of Charles Johnson?

Remember when Charles Johnson promoted astroturfing? Yeah, we do. Who you jivin’ with that cosmik debris? (Check out the young George Duke in this vid.)

Yep. A whoppin’ $0.99 per month gets you a heapin’ helpin’ of stupid. Meanwhile, LULU, a website for self-publishing stuff that most sentient publishers would pass on, still sells this: Read the rest of this entry »