Remember When…


Yeah, we all saw it coming, Charles @Green_Footballs Johnson. We also saw how you abused the Twitter protocols, and how you deleted all contents from your dormant @Lizardoid account. We also know why you did so. How ’bout reposting some of the vile stuff that appeared on your account, explain why you deleted it, and justify why it’s still open, Charles?

Two-faced unapologetic slime.

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Charles Johnson Lies About His Own History.

Truth is, Charles Johnson hooked up with Neil Rauhauser, inventor of the Bean Dogs, automated bots created to attack right-wingers by swarming Twitter feeds. Andrew Breitbart didn’t create or promote any of it, but he exposed the practice, as did Mandy Nagy. Neither Breitbart nor Nagy “pioneered this method,” but Charles Johnson promoted it and participated in it by his own admission. (Those admissions can be found under his previous Twitter moniker “@lizardoid” but the content was swept clean long ago.)

Breitbart can’t defend himself because he’s dead, and Mandy Nagy is incapacitated due to a massive stroke she suffered years ago.

Charles, you’re a lying coward.


The Soros-Obama Connection: Exposed by Charles Johnson

Nice catch, Charles.


Idiot Wind [Updated]

In 16 years Charles Johnson mentioned only his mother and his brother. Now he claims to have relatives that could have perished in the WTC attacks, but they didn’t, and any one of us could claim the same damn unprovable thing.

That’s some amazing unfettered idiocy right there.

I never cared much for Bob Dylan. He was talented but too pretentious for my taste. On the other hand, I hereby dedicate this song, on behalf of The Diary of Daedalus, to Charles F. Johnson & Viscous Bouche, aka Alouette.


Update: Apparently a lot of people took notice of Johnson’s Idiot Wind, including Weasel Zippers and The Washington Times. Many (of the 38k+ banned) ex-lizards ressponded in the comments sections of both. Enjoy.


Update 2: The Daily Caller also picked up the story [h/t ChenZhen].


For new visitors to this site, don’t miss The Breitbart Project, aka “The Ruse And Fail” series. If you’d Rather not wade through a concise history of Little Green Footballs, at least read this.

 

 


Charles. This is kind of bizarre even for you.

I don’t know why I find this funny, perhaps because it’s another one of Charles Johnson’s inane cut-n-paste jobs of articles and documents that he didn’t bother reading or couldn’t comprehend. Maybe we should do it Mark Levin style:

“CUT ONE. GO.”


“OKAY STOP. Holy crap. Who thought one of the biggest energy plants in the world, Plant Scherer, might produce carbon dioxide, the stuff that plants breathe? It’s coal-fired. Cheap energy. SO WHAT? They have scrubbers, and the clouds you see coming out of the reactors are steam. Water vapor. CO2 doesn’t even come close to doing the climate change dance that water vapor does, and the oceans are pros at it. The oceans beat out the jungles (I mean the rain forests) for methane generation, and there’s not a damn thing we can do about it.

“Guess where the coal comes from to run Plant Scherer? Wyoming! Why it’s not coming from Appalachia I don’t know. Has to do with economics. Okay, Go on…”


I can’t do Levin like Levin, but here’s what’s got Charles and others all squeevy. A draft of an unfinished report was leaked today entitled

U.S. GLOBAL CHANGE RESEARCH PROGRAM CLIMATE SCIENCE SPECIAL REPORT (CSSR)

and every blogger (including Charles Foster Johnson) who linked to it, apparently read it, checked out the the footnotes and quoted sources, and vetted it in under 10 hours. ALL 549 PAGES OF IT.

Nazi Germany named this process PapierKrieg.

P.S. Here are the direct links that Charles proffered:

www.nytimes.com/2017/08/07/climate/climate-change-drastic-warming-trump.
Lisa Friedman is a one-note nutcase with mental myopia and a small weight problem.
https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/3914641/Draft-of-the-Climate-Science-Special-Report.pdf
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_Change_Research_Act_of_1990
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2017/aug/07/usda-climate-change-language-censorship-emails

Rip it up, me bloogs.


Race Detective Charles Johnson Defames Another Jew Again.

So Charles, what exactly is racist about limiting immigration to those who have skills, talent and finances to contribute to the economic prosperity of the United States of America?

Here’s what Charles and his grips / handlers are all bothered about:

They’re bothered about it because it is the truth.

For 45 years (1920-1965) open immigration policy was shut down to allow for assimilation of a generation of previous immigrants, and the policy was supported by progressives, liberals, conservatives, labor unions and everyone in between because it was sound fiscal policy.

When unskilled foreign workers, accepted en-masse, flood the workforce (and compete for low-skill jobs with other recent immigrants) they deprive young U.S. men and women from important entry-level jobs. It hurts young blacks the most, just like almost every other Democrat Party policy since its founding in 1830. (Any source that claims the Democrat Party came out of the 1700s is a lying historical revisionist.)

Charles, we’d love to hear you ‘splain your lack of education on American History, but we know you’d just embarrass yourself. What did you wash, mow, trim, clean or wipe when you were 16 years old?


On 15 April 2001 Charles Johnson claimed to be a victim of Islamic Extremism and he lived to tell about it.

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Off by only a month, Charles Johnson claimed credit for spotting local jihadists. He knew what was coming down because his followers told him so, and Johnson always takes the credit for the work of others.

Johnson’s anecdote precedes the horrors of 911 by five months, yet his antennae were already twitching. At the time of the post, Little Green Footballs had little to do with politics (let alone islamic jihad) and a lot to do with bicycling and low-end computer programming. Back then, few people knew or cared who he was, kinda like now.

On the other hand, Charles Johnson has been shown to manipulate and edit his posts after-the-fact, so it’s possible that he changed the posting date to make it appear he was prescient. I don’t think that’s the case here – He was spooked by the event.  Johnson was 48 years old at time of posting, old enough to figure it out.
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The screencap is not the product of The Official BRC Nil Stooge Template, it’s what the LGF cached post looks like today, with the new FatBody LGF Logo, Twitter links, and an appropriately round, decade-old image of Charles Foster Johnson.