An aberration in the Little Green gastro-reflux continuum

Something happened in The Swamp recently. A registered lizard opined on the possible repeal of ObamaCare and a rare upding/downding confusion storm followed.

So on the same day that Charles Johnson bloviated about a “roadmap to theocracy,” here comes someone echoing Johnson himself. “Brian J.” posted a blatant attack on whites and religion, then got the hairy eyeball from the same people who, despite being white and religious, disparage being white and religious on a regular basis. No idea who this “Brian J.” is, whether he’s legit or a troll, but he certainly pantsed the LGF hypocrisy.

So please explain, Charles. How did you manage to choose your ancestry, and why is it so much better than Oprah’s?


OKAY!

For most people, the OK sign means, “Okay.” When the universal symbol for well being is misconstrued and coopted to imply a white-supremacist neo-nazi meme, it often defaults to “Charles Johnson is a flying asshole.”

Saw this hit piece recently:

Then I saw this response.

Then I saw this:

Which led me to this:

Which includes this:

And I laughed, because it obviously stands for The Washington Post. Maybe it stands for WordPress, War Pigs, or Wanker Pumpers. Charles Johnson retweeted all of that inane garbage because it’s in his Truth Serum.

Then I saw this.

Whoa. That’s way too close for comfort, Charles. Design some more little green virtual glass buttons and update your avatar.

OKAY?


Charles Johnson Attacks A Dead Man (And It’s Not Breitbart)

Something flew up Charles Johnson’s HooHah recently that got him to post a series of Tweets attacking the late Michael Crichton. Unfortunately, Mr. Crichton isn’t around to defend himself, so he’s an easy target for Mr. Hypocrisy.

Michael Crichton was a successful formulaic novelist who based his themes on research. Many of his novels had similar characters thrown into similar situations with similar challenges, yet they were entertaining. “Jurassic Park” may be his most famous work. My favorite was “Eaters of the Dead,” a retelling of Beowulf with the hypothesis that Grendel was not a dragon but a tribe of mountain Neanderthals carrying torches to drive out the invaders.

In “State of Fear” Crichton used his typical formula for a fast-paced novel, but the Appendices were where the meat was. He included graphs and links to data sites (including NASA) to show that Global Warming was little but promoted hysteria based upon false assumptions. Shortly after SoF was published, NASA took down the referenced links, and subsequent edited copies of the book deleted reference to them. Someone got pantsed.

Now back to Charles Johnson. Why is he suddenly bothering with a novel from ten years ago? He fights with a dead man, offers no evidence to contradict Crichton’s sources, and remains an ignorant blowhard. Charles, your a mess.

P.S. Crichton was interviewed by Charlie Rose in 2007. Worth watching. Jump to 20:00 for the question on Global Warming.


Update: Charles was indeed a fan of Michael Chrichton, as evidenced by his comment on 4 March 2007:

[h/t Octopus. Authentic comment recreated from the text archives via the BRC Nil Stooge Template.]

 


Charles Johnson Promotes Shinola Again: Planned Parenthood closing had nothing to do with HIV outbreak in rural Indiana in 2015.

We’re gonna tear this one apart, Charles. You ready?

Let that sink in for a minute. According to Charles Johnson, defunding Planned Parenthood caused an outbreak in HIV infection in rural Indiana.

That photo was taken by Paul Sableman at 30 South 3rd Street in downtown Terre Haute, Indiana in 2011. Not exactly rural, but geography isn’t Johnson’s strong suit. This particular clinic operated with limited hours for several years, until Planned Parenthood decided to close that location. So what.

Here’s the problem.

The closing of a Planned Parenthood clinic in Terre Haute had nothing to do with an outbreak of HIV in Austin, Indiana, 130 miles and 2-1/2 hours drive time away. Austin is a small rural town of about 4,300 people and it has a drug problem. It’s closer to Louisville Kentucky and Cincinnati Ohio than it is to Terra Haute Indiana.

Apparently Planned Parenthood closed the clinic on South 3rd Street on or about July 2016 (prior to the presidential election) yet they still have local clinics elsewhere. A search of zipcode 47807 on their own website turns up 10 clinics in or near Terre Haute. A search of clinics in zipcode 47102 results in another 10 clinics in or near Austin, Indiana.

So the premise is false, and Charles Johnson is promoting an easily disputable lie.

The HIV outbreak happened in March 2015, affected about 190 people, and was due to needle sharing. The idiots were injecting a liquid version of Opana ER (oxymorphone) an opiate painkiller. In other words, an astounding 4% of the residents of Austin fucked themselves up by sharing HIV-infected needles. That’s not Planned Parenthood’s fault, the fault of the Religious Right or that of conservative politicians. It’s the fault of brain-dead white trash morons who did it to themselves.

BTW, Dillo Bush is the Mayor of Austin, Indiana, and he’s a Democrat, not that it matters…

Related posts:

http://www.indystar.com/story/news/2016/04/08/year-after-hiv-outbreak-austin-still-community-recovery/82133598/

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/14/defund-planned-parenthood-birth-control_n_899334.html

http://littlegreenfootballs.com/page/323529_Indiana_Shut_Down_Its_Rural_Pl

Charles, you used to pride yourself with fact-checking before posting stupidity. What happened?


[Update: Appended post title; deleted the word “disengenuous” from the “related posts” description; promoted the link to the Indy Star article; added link to LGF page. –Briareus]



Charles Johnson on Inauguration Day

On 20 January, Inauguration Day, Charles Johnson was a busy guy, cranking out an average of one post per hour on his blobsite Little Green Footballs. (Click on any image below for the full-size globalosity. Bonus points if you can spot the post where Charles Johnson refers to a previous President as The Clenis. )

Johnson also provided brilliant insightful commentary throughout the day, earning well-deserved updings for these gems:

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Johnson’s last post of the day was probably the best one because it confirms what we’ve always known: that he’s a two-faced chickenshit back-stabbing plagiarizing opportunist.

It was always about the money.

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Charles, You’re a mess.


The Magical Jazzy Ponytail Got Trump Elected (according to Charles Johnson’s TwitterFans)

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Suckin’ up again, eh, Mr. Electrolux? We ain’t buying it, and some of your Twitter fans aren’t either, for obvious reasons.

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That Twitter thread screencap (cropped for brevity) had a lot of spinoffs and buried sidesnark, including this one:

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It’s amusing to note how many folks still remember Charles Johnson.
A common online response is, “Wow. I’d forgotten about him. That asshole’s still around?” Yeah, Charles, you got cred. Even Oliver Willis wasn’t blind enough to buy your transparent and opportunistic line of crap.

Charles, you’re a two-faced disingenuous ignorant mess.


STRAW MEN! DUCK!

The Little Green Johnson provides no citation, no qualification, no link and no proof to support his accusation, and doesn’t define or identify the “far right fake news & conspiracy sites” straw man. All is a flea-infested blanket proclamation with no substance, yet Charles Johnson claims to be a journalist. Pheew.

There he goes again. No facts, no stats, nothing to back up his sebaceous allegations. One thing is certain:

Charles Johnson has a GAB.ai account but he’s too chickenshit to reveal it.

Charles, you’re a paranoid mess. Update your gravatar and post an instructional guitar video on YouTube: “Carnival of Venice” in D minor diminished, 5/4 time but with a reggae beat.

We dare you.