Charlie Babbles




And since someone downstairs wanted a post about gardening, there you go.

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Would You Be Comfortable With Charles F. Johnson Sleeping On An Inflatable Mattress In Your Living Room?

Nope. Didn’t think so.

[Original graph source here. h/t Octo.]


Retro Johnson



Something looks familiar, and someone is not amused.


Charles Johnson is obsessed with the size of POTUS’ pecker.


Amazing ignorance, vulgarity, condescension and indecorous inanity from the left, but then that’s all they’ve got. If anyone wants to chime in, the undeleted Tweets are here, here and here.

BTW, how big are YOUR hands, Charles?


Charles Johnson’s Magical Jazzy Afro

Prior to sporting his infamous Magical Jazzy Ponytail, Charles Johnson sported a Magical Jazzy Afro in order to blend in with the Stanley Clarke / George Duke jazz fusion band. It didn’t fool anyone. Besides that, Clarke and Duke were both talented and should have been embarrassed playing this mindless noodling garbage in the first place.

Maybe that’s why they hired Charles…


Marching Around for the sake of Marching Around

Charles Johnson says the protesters are led by children, and he’s correct. The real question is: “Who are leading those children?” (I bet it’s someone named Danny. Maybe Bobby.)

https://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/status/977984456463126528

Charles, you didn’t set one foot out of your hovel to show your faux support for your right to own Mr. Mossberg even when it was happening in your own back yard. A $20 Uber ride could have taken you to a microphone in L.A. and back. Did you do it? No.

You pussed out again, Charles, and now you’re acting like it didn’t even happen. Pheew.

 


When Charlie J. Met Pamela G. [Updated]

This story’s been told.
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Update 16 March: The story’s been told, so let’s tell it again, this time with a Magical Jazzy Ponytail.