El Gusano’s Medical Fund

A momentary flash of lucid self-reflection. But he did just retweet one of his patrons’ tweets calling for donations to his Sterno-fund.

Gus, the Architectural exams are tough to pass for a reason (public health and safety) but the medical exams are even tougher for the same reasons. Thank God you’re not a doctor, otherwise all your patients would be like:

Good luck on your GoFundMe foray and we wish you well. We chipped in.

Q:  Did your buddy Charles Johnson pitch in?
A:  Nope.

[h/t Octo]


Just Another Day for Gusano.

Gus has a thang going on and somehow he’s Tweeted to thousands, follows thousands, and thousands follow him since he joined Twitter in January 2011. Let’s break this down.

Let’s assume Gus joined Twitter on 31 January 2011. Between that date and 17 July 2017, Gus posted 449,000 Tweets according to his own Twitter Account. That’s about 2,490 days according to this calculator.

Now let’s run the math. 450k Tweets / 2,490 days = 180 Tweets per Day. Assuming a 4 hour Twitterday, that works out to an astounding rate of approximately 45 Tweets per hour average, and it includes the two times he claimed to have quit Twitter.

If Gus is indeed following 3,450 as his Twitterfeed claims, that means he’s reading over 860 Tweets Per Hour. Dude’s amazing.

It’s no secret that Gus is unemployed. He turned down three legitimate offers, and this blog offered to help him out with his medical expenses via a PayPal account. He declined all assistance and chose to gripe instead. So what are those little retweeted things on the lower left of his Twitter homepage? I dunno, Babs, but I do know this. Gus seems to take pride in it.

Gusano, you’re almost as entertaining as Charles Johnson.

Happy New Year!


To all you Stalkers, Mockers, Linkers and Lurkers, have great New Year from everyone at
Diary of Daedalus

May the new year bring you health and prosperity. Oh, and humor. And lots of ground Chuck. And @Gus_802. Bring us lots of @Gus_802 and @Green_Footballs and humor. And a new gravatar for Charles Johnson. And more Twitter meltdowns and stuff.

This is going to be a fun year.

Gus_802 is having a change of heart

Gus_802 has been one of DoD’s top targets over the years. His shilling for Charles and attempts to out people’s identities has made him one of the most hated people online. Recently Gus_802 has been having a change of heart on political matters. He no longer comments at LGF and now attacks the Left regularly on Twitter. He mocks the latest progressive talking point that inequality led to the rise of ISIS.







I found more anti-Progressive tweets by Gus.





It looks like Gus has left the cult.

@Gus_802 Addresses… Someone. [Update: We Got Chumped.]

Gus Story

Yep. That’s Gus Ignatowski from 2010.


@Gus_802 quit Twitter in 2013 (yeah, right). Meanwhile, A Little Birdy sent us this. It contains an odd message:

Gus 802 Spazzout

Here’s the unedited graphically-enhanced version for your viewing pleasure:

GUS Twitter Header Enlarged

Bizarre. Was Gus sending a message to a fellow Lizard, was he referring to himself, or was it an impulsive cagey crit of Charles F. Johnson? Either and/or any way it’s been deleted, and you got our attention again, Gusano.

[h/t @SemperBanU. Related posts here.]

[Update – Apparently we got chumped by @SemperBanU who scotched Gus_802’s Twitterheader without letting us know it was a hoax. Give us a headslurp next time, Semp.]

“Jumping Up And Down Clapping.” Pheeeew.

On 31 May 2014 brilliance happened because Glenn Greenwald.

Snopes Coopting

Giggling like 10 year-olds about to put a snail in their teacher’s coffee cup, they concocted their brilliant plan. Never mind that a little birdy told us that Snopes.com and Mad Magazine were both given a heads up on possible copyright infringement.

As of this writing it’s been 10 days since that clever plot was hatched, so we decided to check on their progress and clicked on http://www.snowpes.com. Don’t know how they did it, but they pulled it off:


Although the website domain name is up for grabs, at least the children won’t need to design a custom banner.

Gus_802 Sets Twitter/Comment Record(?) Then Blows Chunks All Day

Mr. Prolific may have set a new record in manic Tweeting and commenting on Little Green Footballs. Y’all know who we’re talmbout. Gus. Gus_802. THE GUS.

THE GUS who spills his life story on LGF and Twitter, who supplanted Sharmuta, Irish Rose, LVQ and Kilgore Trout. The guy who was evicted from his apartment in San Diego, moved in with his sister in Los Angeles. The guy whose sister threw him out of her place, and who complained that his family wouldn’t give him any money. The guy who moved to Denver and complained that his roommate put up visqueen between his side of the hovel and the other because Gus wasn’t chipping in for the heating bills. The guy who turned down legitimate job offers by yours truly and others.

THAT GUS. Hell, we even have a category for him. @Gus_802.

So back to the topic. Here’s an unemployed guy sitting around in a slum pad in Denver feeling sorry for himself, turning down legitimate job offers and bitching about his lot in life, so The Boiler Room Crew took a peek.

(Yeah, we stalked Gus_802 for 12 hours, but it only took us 20 minutes.)

Before we get to the meat of this post, here’s a fun challenge. Guess how much time Gus_802 spent tweeting and commenting on Little Green Footballs in this 12-hour period.  Better yet, guess his posting frequency. Even better, guess how many comments and tweets Gus_802 cranked out in a mere 12 hours. Take your time, give it your best shot. The answer is below the break. Read the rest of this entry »