The Twitterprose of Charles Johnson









LOL آلت تناسلی مرد آلت تناسلی مردآلت تناسلی مرد


Yes it is, um, Charles, except for one thing. Microsoft’s translator app sucks donkeys. Here’s the actual Tweet:

Here’s the script cut-n-pasted directly from that tweet:

به مردم شجاع و رنج کشیده ایران: من از ابتدای دوره ریاست جمهوریم با شما ایستاده‌ام و دولت من همچنان با شما خواهد ایستاد. ما اعتراضات شما را از نزدیک دنبال می کنیم. شجاعت شما الهام بخش است.


Here’s the Farsi to English Google Translate translation:

Here’s an enhancement of that translation:


Charles Johnson, you blew it again, just like you did with the laptop menu board, the Air Cav Hat, the Tennessee State Flag, the Ohio State Flag and your credibility.



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هرهرهرهر

 


Charles Johnson (aka @Green_Footballs) Obsesses On His Own Obsessions #EchoFart

100 public tweets between 6AM and 10AM? Apparently the POTUS needs less sleep than Charles Johnson does, and at least he doesn’t have a “Now Listening To” bot stitched to the dark side of his skivvies.


Nobody tweets as obsessively as Charles Johnson does. Nobody.


Charles, face it. You’re an #echofart.


Charles Johnson’s Little Green Website Has Some Embedded Nasties.

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There’s the screencap. Goodtime Charlie has some ‘splainin’ to do.

I think Lucy D. meant “pus-riddled,” but “puss” is close enough.

[h/t ISTE]


#TwitterGulag II: A Little Birdy Told Me

Charles F. Johnson is an amateur leftist. He can’t hide his lies and smears against those who supported him, regardless if his blogger buddies were on the right or left. He’s a man without a clue.

Seems there’s another way to get people who disagree with Charles F. Johnson to get their Twitter accounts suspended besides the infamous Twitter Comment Block/Report Trap. Spam Twitter CEO Dick Costolo (via #AskCostolo) with false complaints and accusations with no evidence until he caves just to shut them up. That’s exactly what happened to @Gus_807 and others. It’s the un-hidden leftist method: Lie And Lie Loudly. Read the rest of this entry »


Alexander Grant, Ulysses S. Hamilton, what’s the difference? [Plus a Killgore Trout bonus]

CJ on US GRANT

Charles Johnson has donned a new hat: Numismatist.

Civil War Buff, Race Detective, Climate Scientist, U.S. State Flag Historian, Blog Platform Reverse-Engineering Whiz, Photo Manipulation Expert, AstroTurfer, Twitter Police Captain, Breivik Influence, Stalker, Weiner Truther, Laptop Recognition Specialist and Sporter Of The Most Magical Jazzy Ponytail In The Universe never knows when to stop.

And we’re glad he doesn’t.

Meanwhile from 2009, the same year Charles Johnson decided to part his MJP on the left:

LGF On Lesbians And Muslims

Both Killgore Trout and Mich-again are longtime lizard-lappers, and both are still posting on LGF. By The Charles Johnson Midnight Run Rules, their words are his words as well. Own it, Charles.


Male, Uneducated, Stays Home.

Interesting. Let’s see what ALEXA has to offer.

ALEXA 140531 STATS

ALEXA doesn’t track skin color like Charles Johnson does, but the basics are interesting.

The typical Little Green Footballs reader is male, no college, and reads LGF from home. Does this surprise anyone?

Little Green Footballs has become sub-Gus_802.