A Call For Entries – The 2012 LGF Awards Awards

Yes, we’re calling for Nominations for the 2012 LGF Inanity Awards. There were so many categories to choose from and so much idiocy that it’s difficult to select the best and worst of the past year. That’s where we need your help.

Here are the categories for nominations.


Buzzsaw Award 2012 Nom

There haven’t been many flounces since Charles binged and purged all over his Culver City beltline, but there have been a few. Cut and paste ’em, just to keep this Award active, fit, fun and fancy free.


The Irish Rose Award 2012

This prize is awarded only to the high-caliber SwampSuckers. An occasional “I’m Sorry Charles, I was brain-dead and didn’t mean to step on your fucking hidden eggshells” type comment just doesn’t make the nut. This award is for those who know exactly where the eggshells are and apply the appropriate suckage when Charles demands it.


The Johnson Award

This Award is the toughest one of all. What was Charles’ biggest blowsit this year? Too many to count. Ever since Charles discovered Twitter, his idiocy has multiplied by a factor of stupid. Pick and flick your favorite five Charlie J witticisms from 2012 and maybe we’ll do something with them.



The MILYO is a new Award reserved for those who deserve recognition for smacking Charles from Beyond the Valley of Diary of Daedalus. There were many who stepped down to the plate, and the MILYO Award may or may not recognize all of them.

Post your nominations in the comments section, or email them to the admins with screenshots, and we’ll have a vote next weekend.

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[UPDATE: The Polls open on Saturday 5 January and shall remain open through Saturday 12 January 2013.]

See Charles. See Charles LOL. LOL, Charles, LOL.

Yeah, Chuckie, we spotted this:

And yeah, we spotted this as well:

Charles, why can’t you take criticism? Are you so paranoid and petulant that you can’t stand a friendly poke in the ribs or an occasional jab or two?

Apparently not. Therefore we shall post the post that you don’t want your minions to see, another flounce. Cover your eyes, Charles, because those damned middle fingers are popping up all over the blogosphere, from both left and right, and they’re all aimed in your direction. Read the rest of this entry »

The Ruse and Fail of Little Green Footballs: Part IV – The Flounces

This is Part 4 of a monograph about a blog named Little Green Footballs and its founder Charles Foster Johnson. Click the links below for related posts. They will be updated as the series continues.
Part 1 – Overview
Part 2 – The Ascendance of Charles Johnson and LGF
Part 3 – The Bannings
Part 4 – The Flounces
Part 5 – The Turnaround
Part 6 – Current Events & The Future Of LGF

Bonus track: Revisiting Rathergate


In contrast to The Bannings, there were many who saw the writing on the wall at Little Green Footballs. Rather than wait for Charles Johnson’s own sock puppet “Stinky Beaumont” to fetch the banning stick, they decided to leave voluntarily. Most just walked away quietly, but there were many who wanted to have one last word before they left. These comments were referred to as “flounces.”

The record of “flounces” is sparse, as once a member of Little Green Footballs announced that he/she was leaving, Johnson would delete the comment, often within seconds, depriving other lizards and the public from reading the complaint. Once a lizard “flounced” he/she was no longer welcome, and was mocked by the remaining hive of LGF supporters. No matter how popular or prolific the “flouncer” had been at LGF, he/she was instantly demonized and smeared as someone who shouldn’t have been allowed to post in the first place.

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