Sorry, Charlie. You’re not attractive.


Meanwhile, someone (whose initials are Charles Foster Johnson) deliberately misinterpreted The President’s questions about steam vs. electromagnetic catapult propulsion for US Aircraft Carriers.

https://news.usni.org/2018/11/23/presidential-thanksgiving-greetings-and-emals-discussion-with-uss-reagan?utm_source=USNI+News&utm_campaign=caf651e612-USNI_NEWS_WEEKLY&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_0dd4a1450b-caf651e612-230465849&mc_cid=caf651e612&mc_eid=c39c864b30


 

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How was Charles Johnson’s Thanksgiving? (The Internet wants to know.)

Everyone in the blogosphere wants to know how Charles Johnson’s Thanksgiving went. It went like this:

At 11am he posted a music video on LGF, then went silent, presumably to prepare a grand Thanksgiving Dinner. Then 3-1/2 hours later:

On our tradtional Day of Reverence, to be grateful for what we have – good fortune, good friends and family – and to remember those who are no longer with us, Charles is a miserable hateful person.

By 5:55pm, his bird was still not done, so let’s run the numbers. Say the prep for the turkey is one hour before you shove it into the oven, and if the rule of thumb is 15 minutes per pound, Charles bought a 24 lb. Butterball. For himself.

About a half hour later, the “big freakin’ bird” is done, and Charles has already consumed so much food he’s sleepy.


Does anyone buy that story given the timeline?

Charles didn’t go anywhere, didn’t have any friends or family over to his place, and didn’t eat it all in 20 minutes.

Or maybe he did.

LMAO Chuck. You’re more transparent than Claude Rains ever was.


Charles Johnson present vs. Charles Johnson past: Dezzez sets it up, Pakimon calls it, Gamma3 for the win.

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And if that’s not enough funny, here’s the ONE comment on Charles’ GoFundMe page, proving that Charles can’t stand to look at his lack of donations stats anymore:


New Poll: Majority of Americans Believe Charles Johnson is Full of Crap.

No it doesn’t, Charles. Read your own link.

Now read this.


The Pre-Banned List – A Retrospective (and Gus_802 is a liar).

So El Gusano Pobre complains about being blocked by people “who I never even interacted with.” Hunh.

A quick search through the BRC Archives suggests Gusano may be telling the truth, but he had access to one and he certainly used it. More than one account on that list whose owners never Tweeted to @Gus_802 were instantly blocked from reading his Tweets directly. Did he keep a block list? No. He kept the link and undoubtedly contributed to it.

That list of Twitter accounts was compiled by Furious Burkha in 2012, and comprised those contrarians she deemed unworthy, their followers, and those they followed. With a bigoted algorithm like that I’m amazed that the list didn’t morph into thousands, but then again, she was never the sharpest bulb in the LGF Crayon Box.

Here’s the Pre-Banned List in full regalia [or click here].

[h/t @Gus_802, Furious Burkha and The BRC.]

 

 

 


Ride The Decline Illustrated

All he needs is a magical jazzy ponytail and it’s Our Boy Charles & LGF.

[Animated .gif found hereRide The Decline – The Breitbart Project Intro

is still here.]


Charles Johnson: “I Don’t Do This Very Often, But I Do This Very Often.”

Yeah, sure, Charles. Whatever. There’s no law against snivelling for dollars, so have at it. You’re the best at it, and have been for at least a decade. Meanwhile, please ‘splain this:

Charles. I’ve seen bar fights. A shot glass is not a bar weapon unless you throw it. Good luck on hitting your opponent directly in the eye. Apparently you’re a witness to a crime of assault and battery involving a shot glass. Did you file a Police Report or were you the one who threw the shot glass?

No you didn’t, and no you weren’t, otherwise you would have posted and been crowing about the report on LGF and claimed to be a hero.

LIAR.