Charlie Babbles




And since someone downstairs wanted a post about gardening, there you go.

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The Best of Charles Johnson 9 July 2018

Dude’s fukkin’ amazing, as in fukkin’ amazingly stoopid.

Extreme Funk: Cory Wong w/ Antwaun Stanley: “Work It Out

Flashback: Jon Stewart’s Prophetic 1997 Interview With George Carlin

An Amazing Full-Concert Video: Grinderman – Exit Festival 2011

Trump’s Montana Rally: There’s Something Seriously Wrong With This Guy

Pomplamoose Rocks Hall and Oates: “Rich Girl.”

And Now, the Stunningly Corrupt Anti-Environment Head of the EPA, Scott Pruitt, “Resigns”

Now for Something Completely Different: Japanese Math Rock Quartet Tricot, Live in the Studio.

Yeah those are direct links, and direct links cost Charles Johnson money for bandwidth. Clicky. Make him pay for the traffic.


Independence Day 2018 – And Charles Johnson is in distress.

How miserable must one be to bemoan the greatest purveyor of Liberty and Prosperity the world has ever known?

God Bless America!


Charles F. Johnson Eulogizes Krauthammer After Calling Him A Cretin, An Idiot, A Bigot, Illogical, Empty, REALLY Bad, Disgraceful, Has A Mental Condition, Stupid, A Partisan Climate Denier & A Biblical Creationist.

Really, Charles?

Then Charles Johnson followed up with this.

Charles, you agreed with and promoted Krauthammer, linked to and quoted him numerous times on Little Green Footballs prior to the re-acquisition of your comic book collection in 2010.

Pheeew.

[h/t Dezez157, The BRC & The Wingularity.]


Charles Johnson opines on Grotesque Buffoons, Death-Grip Handshakes & Charles Johnson

“Can WE do both?” asks Charles The Organizer, and goes back to greasing his Mossberg.

 

Shaking hands with Charles Johnson would be like squeezing a nerf ball coated with beef suet.

 

Who’s talking about a land war in Asia, Charles? And how in hell can a Nancy with fake eyebrows give a “death-grip” to anyone?

Yep. That’s some cutting-edge “News Aggregation” right there. Stalk much, Charles? #Rumpswab


Would You Be Comfortable With Charles F. Johnson Sleeping On An Inflatable Mattress In Your Living Room?

Nope. Didn’t think so.

[Original graph source here. h/t Octo.]


Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs Has Been Reduced From Posting Important Current Events and Breaking News to Music Vids and Links to Comics Who Think They Are The Reincarnation of Lenny Bruce When They’ve Never Heard Of Either Lenny Bruce Or Charles Johnson.

Exactly.

Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs blog is fading, and it’s fading in non-spectacular fashion. When was the last time he bragged about his “open sign-up” stats? You remember the “Door Is Open – Door Is Closed” taunting? When was the last time he posted something original, with links to prove it? Never. When was the last time Charles Johnson posted an honest-to-god current photo of himself while screeching at others for hiding behind avatars? Yeah, we heard your song long ago, Charles.

Everyone in the Blogosphere knows the answer to that one, and everyone in the Blogosphere doesn’t give a Johnson.