LOL آلت تناسلی مرد آلت تناسلی مردآلت تناسلی مرد


Yes it is, um, Charles, except for one thing. Microsoft’s translator app sucks donkeys. Here’s the actual Tweet:

Here’s the script cut-n-pasted directly from that tweet:

به مردم شجاع و رنج کشیده ایران: من از ابتدای دوره ریاست جمهوریم با شما ایستاده‌ام و دولت من همچنان با شما خواهد ایستاد. ما اعتراضات شما را از نزدیک دنبال می کنیم. شجاعت شما الهام بخش است.


Here’s the Farsi to English Google Translate translation:

Here’s an enhancement of that translation:


Charles Johnson, you blew it again, just like you did with the laptop menu board, the Air Cav Hat, the Tennessee State Flag, the Ohio State Flag and your credibility.



ههههههههه
خخخخخخخ
هاهاهاها
هرهرهرهر

 


“OK, here it is. The war launched by our impeached con man President Donald Trump is starting.” – Charles Johnson, Political Analyst

Killing Bin Laden also started WWIII, right Charles? Oh wait. Killing Saddam Hussein started WWIII. Oh wait…

Charles, you’re a mess.


Happy New Year to Blogmockers Everywhere

May The New Year Bring Peace & Prosperity To All

(& may none of Charles Johnson’s political wishes come true!)


Another Outrageous Outrage From The Left: Who Told You That You’re Allowed To Choose Your Own Lightbulbs?!

Nothing wrong with LED lamps. They’re more energy efficient, give off less heat, come in all kinds of color flavors (Kelvin temps) and last longer than incandescent and fluorescent lamps. BUT

LED lamps are pricey, and often require new fixture replacements. Do you want to save $10 per year in electricity but spend $5K in fixture upgrades in your own home? The choice should be left up to you, not forced upon you by government fiat based upon specious climate change propaganda.

If you choose to retrofit, be cautious… some LED lamps closely mimic true daylight and can mess with your head. How many LED daylight fixtures have you installed in your own hovel, Charles?


Charles Johnson (aka @Green_Footballs) Obsesses On His Own Obsessions #EchoFart

100 public tweets between 6AM and 10AM? Apparently the POTUS needs less sleep than Charles Johnson does, and at least he doesn’t have a “Now Listening To” bot stitched to the dark side of his skivvies.


Nobody tweets as obsessively as Charles Johnson does. Nobody.


Charles, face it. You’re an #echofart.


Racism, Bigotry, Arson & The Brady Bunch

So I dragged out the old BRC waders (they still smell like ISTE) and took a brief stroll through the LGF wallows. Not much of interest, mostly reposts of tweets, misplaced hatred, and a picture of a vinegar pie (whatever the hell that is).

Check out the number of UpDings on Number 43. Is it bigotry, a call to violence, or just snark? It appears to be all three. “Preach it Brother!” indeed.
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[Personal to Mr. Bratwurst: Don’t bother with the homeowners’ association. Call the local Fire Marshal. They’ll come out and do a pressure test of the entire system, find the leaks (if any) and force the building owner to pay for repairs. I’ll also wager that the fire sprinkler system is not the culprit. –Briareus]
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Charles Johnson’s Thanksgiving

2007: Apparently Charles declined invitations.

2019: Apparently Charles received no invitations.

Who would get up from the Thanksgiving dinner table, leave the host and guests (or leave one’s own guests) to post tweets about the dessert and take the time to post it on their blog? No one, unless one was eating alone.


Many moons ago the BRC verified Johnson’s address but declined to publish it for ethical reasons (unlike Charles, who has no qualms about doxxing). Unless he’s moved (unlikely) there are at least two NY cheesecake mongers within waddling distance of Johnson’s front porch.