Notice the hand gesture.

Charles, you’re a mess.

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A Little Green Footballs Timelapse 2000-2017

Ride the decline.


Idiot Wind [Updated]

In 16 years Charles Johnson mentioned only his mother and his brother. Now he claims to have relatives that could have perished in the WTC attacks, but they didn’t, and any one of us could claim the same damn unprovable thing.

That’s some amazing unfettered idiocy right there.

I never cared much for Bob Dylan. He was talented but too pretentious for my taste. On the other hand, I hereby dedicate this song, on behalf of The Diary of Daedalus, to Charles F. Johnson & Viscous Bouche, aka Alouette.


Update: Apparently a lot of people took notice of Johnson’s Idiot Wind, including Weasel Zippers and The Washington Times. Many (of the 38k+ banned) ex-lizards ressponded in the comments sections of both. Enjoy.


Update 2: The Daily Caller also picked up the story [h/t ChenZhen].


For new visitors to this site, don’t miss The Breitbart Project, aka “The Ruse And Fail” series. If you’d Rather not wade through a concise history of Little Green Footballs, at least read this.

 

 


News Aggregator Charles Johnson finds nothing and posts about it.

With everything that’s going on in the news lately, Johnson always manages to find nothing and then post about it. Amazing.


Charles Johnson’s Mad Photoshop Skillz

Charles Johnson went on a rant last Thursday about the Trumps’ visit to Houston. Apparently POTUS & FLOTUS didn’t wade through the flooded streets, therefore he lied about visiting the destruction of Hurricane Harvey, even though he and his wife viewed it from the air. Johnson posted it on LGF and on Twitter at 11:59AM.

Five and half hours later, he reposted the Tweet, but something changed:

Johnson turned Melania into a wet t-shirt contest contestant with a cheap image effect and updated his bog post at 5:24PM. Who knows why.

A Throbbing Tweet™ is in order:

[h/t ISTE.]

 


Little Green Footballs’ Top Story of the Day was not Hurricane Harvey, The Houston Floods, the Berkeley Antifa Riots, or North Korea’s Missile Launch over Japan.

For some inexplicable reason, all the important news that happened since this past Friday evaded Charles Johnson’s radar, except for a screencap of Keith Olbermann detecting a pungent yeast infection emanating from somewhere in Culver City.

THAT’S the top story at Little Green Footballs.

Pheeew.


From the ASTLOD Dept. 19 July 2010 – Charles Johnson on AZ Sheriff Paul Babeu

[From The Diary of Daedalus’ Ain’t Seen The Light Of Day Department, the following untitled draft by Heracles, 19 July 2010, was a cut and paste of an LGF post in text only, with no additional commentary. The text has been replaced with a screencap of Charles Johnson’s original post of the same date with embedded links and my commentary below. – Briareus]



Wow. Not only did Johnson label/libel Sheriff Paul Babeu as a racist, he attempted (and failed) to brand Sen. John McCain one as well just for talking with him. Here’s Johnson’s proof – A post from Media Matters that sources the Southern Poverty Law Center [cached]:

AZ Sheriff Babeu appears on a white nationalist program, invites listeners to join his “posse”

Here’s the link to the YouTube video featuring both Sheriff Babeu and Senator McCain:

“Complete The Danged Fence.”

Funny how some things from years ago are just as relevant today, unlike Charles Johnson. (BTW, the author of that MM piece, Eric Hananoki, was a staffer for The [defunct] Al Franken Show. Go figger).

Two years later Johnson was still at it, and Daedalus posted about it here.

Charles, you’re a mess.