R.I.P Al Jarreau 1940 -2017

Jazz legend and former associate of Charles “Icarus” Johnson has died at 76. Charles who was just a  backup guitarist to Jarreau has been estranged from the Jazz legend for years. Reasons are unknown, but my hunch is Icarus did something wrong.

Al Jarreau, famed R&B and jazz singer died Sunday morning … according to his reps.

The 7-time Grammy winner had been hospitalized recently in Los Angeles. Amid his medical battle … he announced he would be retiring. He’d been touring almost non-stop for 50 years.

A message on his website says he passed away while in the hospital. The announcement doesn’t say what he died from — but Al had fought through respiratory and cardiac issues in recent years.

Just last week, Al’s son said his father was singing “Moonlighting” to one of his nurses.

Rest in peace AL, unlike Charles people will always remember your musical talent.

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Tech Breakthrough at LGF

Little Green Footballs is at the cutting edge of website design. World renown web designer, Charles Johnson announces another technological achievement that will leave his rivals in awe!

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I am sure Apple and other Tech giants will be banging on Charles’ door!

 


Little Green Talking Points

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Charles, you’re an ignorant obese pathetic mess.

[Apologies to Bill O’Reilly for the coopted screencap.]

 


Charles blames the Far Left for the Trump win

The election is over and we can resume our regular Charles bashing. Today he blames Hillary loss on what he deems the Far Left.

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Charles is far Left by any standards, so this group he is talking about must be Stalinist.


Suspend his account!

Dissenting  views are not accepted by Charles. In his world, everyone must think the same and no disagreement is allowed. He even brags about crushing debate of his adversaries. Keeping true to form, Charles now calls for a Twitter account of  to be suspended.

Going by the accusations listed here, Charles should have his account suspended!


Groundbreaking new feature at LGF

We have a public service announcement from Charles Johnson about a revolutionary and ground-breaking feature over at LGF!

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This is earth shattering and will make Charles tons of money! We now resume our regularly scheduled mocking!


Nazis took over!

Charles is now crowing Nazis took over the Republican party.

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Except for the alt right who are Nazis, the Trump led Republican party has gone Hugo Chavez style socialist, not Nazi. You would think Charles would applaud that!