Breaking News: Charles Foster Johnson Spotted In Culver City?

Wow. Seems like there’s a bit of a transition going on, but Charles sure doesn’t look his age. Can’t verify authenticity as there’s no corroboration, yet. Dat you, Charles?

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Charles Johnson Attacks POTUS’ sons for a “patronizing Irish pub crawl” (whatever that means).

What is a “patronizing Irish pub crawl?” Charles? “They’re not fit to crawl an Irish pub?” Does anyone know what that means? Charles, are you fit to crawl to the mailbox? Can you still crawl?

BTW, Charles, what year did you finally get your GED?


Update: The Full Unredacted Mueller Report has been released.


Yeah, we remember, Charles, but you don’t. Now go away.

Yeah, she supported American soldiers who greased some dangerous assholes and celebrated in a profane way. We also remember when you didn’t. You got a problem with that, Charles?

Hurr hurr indeed, #Rumpswab. Go pound arugula.


“It’s possible for me to go many months at a time without remembering that Charles Johnson still exists.” – R.S. McCain

Heh.

Stupid Is as Stupid Does

Also, when was the last time a woman — any woman, amateur or professional — had sex with Charles Johnson? He has never reproduced, and he’s now 66 years old, so it looks like he’s a Darwinian dead end. Reproductive failure is common among liberals, because #science or something. -R.S. McCain

Yeah, Charles Johnson is still the festering pimple on the butt of the internet, but the size of the pustule has diminished significantly. Verify it for yourselves.

Meanwhile, here’s a visual summary of all of Charles Johnson’s tweets since 04 November 2015:


“Nearly 1,000 Tweets Like This In My Mentions This Morning.” Charles Johnson is a liar.

Nearly 1,000 Tweet Mentions between 6AM and noon, and Charles Johnson read each and every one of them by 11AM. Pheeeew.


An Ode to Charles Johnson

Penn Gillette probably earned more money from that one recording than Charles Johnson did in his entire musical career.


This sums it up.

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