Okay, Charles, let’s do the Name Game.
“Nancy, Nancy, Bo-Bancy, Banana-Fanna Fo-Fancy, me-my-mo-mancy, Nancy.”
“Let’s do Chuck!” Unedited from the BRC Archives:
02056120 17639 77 Charles Sat, Sep 24, 2005 7:09:07am
Smoke much, Nancy?
03323521 23331 10 Charles Mon, Nov 13, 2006 9:32:46am
Dreadnaught: and our new Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, has posted at Daily Kos. She seems to think they are her base.
03498161 24118 27 Charles Tue, Jan 23, 2007 4:41:13pm
Somebody told Nancy to try to stop blinking.
03498193 24118 59 Charles Tue, Jan 23, 2007 4:47:32pm
Nancy’s lips are pursing.
04510149 27996 1146 Charles Wed, Nov 21, 2007 9:18:18am
re: #1139 ggt
I’m shocked–Ed got banned?
Where have I been. I tried to search, but can’t find where he was banned–so I can read about it.
Yes, he was banned when I learned that he was copying and pasting my comments at a hostile site. Instead of emailing me to ask why he was banned, or to ask me to reconsider, he immediately started posting at Atlas and Gates of Vienna, feeding their hate fantasies, and calling me “Nancy.”
Ed’s mask has come completely off. He was no friend of LGF.
05875214 31254 382 Charles Sun, Sep 14, 2008 12:31:04pm
After reading some of the crazy stuff at the links Nancy posted, I’m beginning to tilt toward the view that this was either a setup to discredit McCain/Palin (especially Palin), or yes, racism.
06997362 33297 791 Charles Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:30:13pm
re: #784 Bagua
Bush bowed his head, pure and simple, if the identical video showed Harry Reid or Nancy Pelosi bowing to accept the medal, I highly doubt even one of those now parsing Bush’s bow would do the same for Reid or Pelosi.
Think about about.
If Obama had been shown bowing to receive a medal from Abdullah, I guarantee the same people would be screaming about it even louder.
Verbatim archived posts above are unedited for your cut ‘n paste funnery. That Charles Johnson smeared Nancy Pelosi is a given.
Shall we continue and list all the other women [like Liberty Chick aka Mandy Nagy] that Charles Johnson has harassed? Hell, Charles kept harassing Mandy even after she’d had a debilitating stroke. She couldn’t even speak let alone type to defend herself.
Ain’t that right, Charles…
[This post by the legendary ChenZhen has been sitting silent in the bottom of the DoD drafts folder for years for unknown reasons, but since it’s the 6th Anniversary of Charles Johnson’s Johnson TwitterFail, we might as well turn it loose. –Briareus]
In light of Johnson’s recent, um, friskiness in the Twitterverse, and the fact that we kinda skipped the DoD awards ceremony this year, I’m going to go ahead and declare what would have been the winner anyway.
To be fair (not that we need to be), the tweet came during Johnson’s hilariously desperate attempts to defend and excuse Rep. Weiner while he was dealing with the bombshell that Breitbart delivered (in retrospect, perhaps we can assume that the fact that it was AB played a factor in the intensity of CJ’s efforts).
Frustrated, and convinced that he was fighting the good fight, he even added the trending hashtag to ensure that as many netizens outside his swamp saw this as possible:
Charles Johnson: A Faker Who Exploits Confirmation Bias For Page Views Exposes Fakers Who Exploit Confirmation Bias For Page Views And Gets Chumped.Posted: May 9, 2016
If his magical jazzy ponytailed LGF website wasn’t already buggy and slow to load, he’s added more amateur script to clog the works. Down in the comments we find the truth: Once again Charles Johnson co-opted the work of others and promoted it as his own.
Basically, Charles Johnson is so good at sucking he doesn’t understand satire even when it kicks him right in his ample and oversized wubba wubba. So the question is, what prompted Charles to go to the trouble? The answer is obvious – he and his sycophants constantly fall for (and promote) obvious hoaxes and satire as truth. One of the lizard-lappers even recommended adding The Onion to the list.
Since Johnson doesn’t have the cojones to notify the sites on his Little Green Hit List, we’ll step up to the plate and do it for him. Below are the sites mentioned in Johnson’s “Hoaxy Poaxy” list (that he lifted from Fake News Watch) with live links, so you can judge for yourselves. Italics indicate recent headlines. Read the rest of this entry »
Interesting that there’s been a noted absence of deleted comments on Little Green Footballs recently, so this one caught our attention. Oddly enough, The Boiler Room Crew knew about this particular deletion days before it was posted. Heh.
Good thing that The BRC was on the spot to screencap Comment 110 prior to deletion because it is significant.
announced gloated about the LGF 10,000,000th comment over a month ago (proffering a book autographed by Rachel Maddow that he got for free and didn’t want, so he offered it as a *ahem* prize) but here’s the problem. Charles never deleted the 32,531 duplicate comments in his archive, even though we stuck it directly under his unkempt hirsute nostrils a mere 1 million LGF comments ago.
Here is the TRUE 10,000,000th Comment on Little Green Footballs.
Of course there were reactive comments by clueless lizards. [Fact checker‘s polite posts are embedded in lieu of the deleted comments below. Image differences are due to different screencapping methods only.]
And the top response goes to Charles “FuckFace” Johnson for bein’ a dick.
No, Charles. It was The Boiler Room Crew, and you just published someone’s personal information for pointing out your blatant errors. Again. That’s the reason nobody trusts a dickhead like you, regardless of one’s political affiliation.
BTW, here’s the post that Charles rigged for 10 Milyo, highlighted in urine yellow by Mr. Blobfish himself:
Penis Penis Penis LOL indeed. Embarrassing Stats coming up.
We’ve hinted at it, but now we’re ready to confirm a date and time for the big reveal of our next project. After the Super Bowl, will you be watching “The Voice“, or will you tune in here to see what we’ve come up with? I’m going to recommend the latter (although, I suppose there’s nothing to stop you from doing both).
As a team, we’ve had some pretty neat projects in the past, like “Saint Pancake“, The Memory Hole rescues, the LGF comment stats, the “tweet counter” smackdown, the Johnson comment file, the jaw-dropping list of 4,200+ banned accounts, and the revelation that there are 32,531 duplicated comments in the LGF database (and that every “millionth” comment milestone ever celebrated over the years was premature), but this particular one is special.
Why? Well, in addition to the unprecedented collaborative effort within the BRC, this is the first time we’ve called on DoD readers to pitch in (we’ve had a great response on that, and we thank everyone who contributed). Also, while we’re sure that Johnson eventually discovered how we stole the memory-hole strawberries, we’re thinking that there’ll be some serious frustration-induced keyboard-mashing and ponytail stroking over the question of how we got into his kitchen on this one. Remember that scene from Star Trek II where Kirk hacks into Kahn’s dashboard and lowers the Reliant‘s shields? Kinda like that (Kahn never did figure it out, right?).
We’ve got screencaps, animated gifs, charts, graphs, and analysis that will humble even the most sycophantic liz.
Anyway, there’s your teaser. Enjoy the game.
The Boiler Room Crew has a rep for bringing to light the best ChuckFactChecking of the entire internest. What makes the BRC tick is that we all hate each other. Fortunately, most of the mudslinging goes on behind the scenes, and the emails are of little interest to anyone but us BRC bastards.
When a BRC Engineer proposes a project, the emails usually begin with a single word: “Bullshit.” Then the other Engineers tear it apart, slinging data and arguments until someone dares one of the others to post it. By that time, the post has been vetted as stone-cold and solid, and we all return to the foosball table. Here’s a recent example.
Many folks on this blog have noted that the number of comments on LGF dropped off significantly once Charles began commenting more. One of the BRC opined that it might be interesting to correlate Charles’ increased activity on LGF with the reduction of lizard comments over the same time span. The reply from The Boiler Room was typical. “Bullshit.”
Also, iceweasel made its first appearance May 8, 2009. Coincidence?
To top it off, you just can’t beat an arbitrary graph that looks like a reclining decapitated bimbo to make the point. Engineer No. 5 has since been promoted to BRC Bastard 1st Class.
Congratulations are in order.
[.Gif animation courtesy of ISTE.]