Lawhawk is what’s wrong with the left.

What’s wrong with the left? They’ve been fed so much bullcrap they like the taste of it because it’s easy to digest and regurgitate, and there’s no thought required to do so. We’re not talking acid reflux here, we’re talking about pure unadulterated ignorance. The following was the highest rated (updinged) comment on Little Green Footballs sidebar tally as of 1 June 2016.


Wow. There is so much wrong with that diatribe I don’t know where to start. Only someone living in a little green bubble of ideological protection could come up with such a vapid inane stereotype of those to the right of center-left, misunderstand the basic principles of free economics and then completely misinterpret The Preamble to the U.S. Constitution:

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

Lawhawk, your deliberate (or pretend) ignorance of easily verified facts and discredited stereotypes is amazing, even for you.

Strawman much?

Charles Johnson & LGF Can’t Decide Who The Bigots / Racists / Anti-Semites Are.

Charles Johnson’s Flying Monkeys are all over the map after the recent rally disruptions (by hired professional rally disrupters) at Trump’s disrupted rallies in Albuquerque and Anaheim. Seems they can’t figure out the difference between law-abiding citizens cheering a political candidate and loudmouthed racist a-holes pushing for another Kent State Incident.

No Racism At LGF 1

Got that? But what’s an LGF FosterClock™ without a cheapshot swipe at the Catholic Church?

No Racism At LGF 2

In Johnson’s defense, at least he and his Little Green Minions loudly denounced the racist bigots who attacked a gay journalist at DePaul University. Oh wait…

Kragar spews bigotry towards Evangelical Christians

Far Left hate site Little Green Footballs tolerates bigotry and hate on its pages. Radical Leftwing bigot Kragar insults Evangelical Christians.

Evengelicals Bad Evengelicals Bad2

The hatred and displayed by Kragar is reflective of the bigotry encouraged at LGF.

Easter In The Swamp: The Intolerant Bigotry Flows

What a surprise. The pseudo-cognoscenti of The Swamp congealed into a large dollop of pathetic snark against Easter celebrations and Christianity in general, so let’s visit some of the blatant bigotry. Note that not ONE SINGLE LIZARD POSTED ANYTHING in defense of this Holy Day of Reverence.

Easter At LGF

There’s really no point in posting more screencaps because the Little Green atheists, agnostics, Muslims, Jews and Christians who populate Charles Johnson’s hate-mongering website just can’t be bothered (or are too afraid of being downdinged) to call him out on it. It’s just another typical shovelful of the inane garbage posted daily at Ladle Grease Fartbigots.

[P.S. Gus_802, your blatant racism against Michelle Malkin is noted, as is your lack of talent with graphic design. Eat a bag of #rumpswabs.]

[UPDATE: It appears Daedalus and I were posting at the same time, so let’s combine the two since they’re related.]

Gus_802’s finest moment was when he was defending Argentina’s reputation from bigots on Twitter. But that honorable moment lasted very briefly. Today Gus tweeted a picture that reminds us why he is a low life worm.

Would he tweet a picture mocking Mohammed? Of course not, since it would get him banned from LGF. Gus is just your typical Progressive intellectual coward.

They All Look Alike to Charles Johnson.

In the realm of politics there are good arguments, and there are blatantly inane bloviations. This is one of the more vapid kind. Charles Johnson and others (including Glenn Beck) claim that the producers of a cable show entitled “The Bible” cast an actor to play the part of Satan who they say is a dead-ringer for Barack Obama.

It’s no surprise that Charles jumped on the bandwagon with his post “History Channel’s Incredibly Obama-Like Satan.” Everyone knows that Johnson’s a professional post-game drum major leading the LGF Marching Band to the yellow buses that already left the stadium, but we’re gonna help him out anyway.

Obama Looks Like Satan

Despite the fact that every theatrical endeavor employs actors, there are some similarities between the actor portraying Satan and President Duffer, but not many.

Olmos Looks Like Satan

Edward Jame Olmos might be a closer match to Satan, but The Race Detective should have the last say.  Charles Johnson won’t “Stand And Deliver” because he’s already made clear his opinions about hispanics/latinos.

Pelosi Looks Like Satan

This one’s a close call, but Pelosi’s a contender. If she weren’t female, she’d be male. Either way there’s enough of a resemblance for Beck and Johnson to nod heads in agreement.

Boehner Looks Like Satan

John Boehner and the actor who portrayed Satan share some facial characteristics and go to the same barbershop. That’s enough proof for me.

Waters Looks Like Satan

Looks like the folks at The History Channel might have been aiming at Maxine Waters instead. This is not a coincidental match up. Different sexes, different races, both playing  Satan. Go for it, Charles.

Mohamen Mehdi Ouzaani Looks Like Satan

This is my best pick for the coincidental resemblance convergence. Mohamen Mehdi Ouazani looks EXACTLY like Charles “fuckface” Johnson.

Blatant Bigotry On Little Green Footballs: “He’s just another piece of shit.”

Charles Johnson (owner of Little Green Footballs, Race Detective and Nazi Hunter, Internet Watchdog for bigotry and predudice) is a wonder to behold. What should have been a respectful and tolerant benign thread, The Johnson set the tone.

Pope Francis
“Magic Hat?” Coming from someone who once fought anti-Jewish sentiment and radical Islamic anti-Christian propaganda, that childish epithet is a bit much even for King Charles. I thought perhaps the other lizards might be more civil despite that dogwhistle. Indeed the first comment was benign, so Charles made sure that his little green lizardlappers got the message beginning with Comment No. 2.

Pope Francis.2

“Apparently?” Who’d have thought that the new pope would promote marriage between a man and a woman, and believe that children are better off with a mom and a dad? With that, they’re off and running. Read the rest of this entry »

Charles Johnson Hunts, Finds & Exposes Bigotry: “Anchor Baby Malkin”

LGF Outhouse

One of the few perks that come from wading through the muck and mire of Little Green Footballs is finding an embedded conversation that contradicts Charles Johnson’s penchant for finding racism and bigotry everywhere.

Johnson is a pro at finding race-based comments across the blogosphere, and his public denouncement of The Midnight Raid Of Killgore Trout is a great example. After all, neither bigotry nor racism is tolerated on his blog, yet they’re both tolerated – and encouraged – via his ding system.

With the LGF thread President Obama Speaks at Unveiling of Rosa Parks Statue Charles completed his obligatory tribute to Black History Month. The thread went off-topic by Comment Number 4, and Charles spent much of the rest of his time responding to code-related queries about possible virus infestations from the ubiquitous load-crippling pop-ups on Little Green Footballs.

The funny/sad/pathetic/hypocrisy is found in the background buried under the scattered chaff. Here’s the convo:

Anchor Babies Malkin
Note the updings & downdings. Lizard “Dr. Matt” scored karma points by calling Michelle Malkin an “anchor baby” even though her Filipino parents were legally in the U.S. on an employer-sponsored visa. What got “Dr. Matt” all racist and humpy? A video by Malkin that dared to make fun of the FLOTUS’ appearance on The Jimmy Fallon Show.

Charles, by your own rules, you own the bigotry and racism of Little Green Footballs commenters. Oliver Willis was right.