LOL آلت تناسلی مرد آلت تناسلی مردآلت تناسلی مرد


Yes it is, um, Charles, except for one thing. Microsoft’s translator app sucks donkeys. Here’s the actual Tweet:

Here’s the script cut-n-pasted directly from that tweet:

به مردم شجاع و رنج کشیده ایران: من از ابتدای دوره ریاست جمهوریم با شما ایستاده‌ام و دولت من همچنان با شما خواهد ایستاد. ما اعتراضات شما را از نزدیک دنبال می کنیم. شجاعت شما الهام بخش است.


Here’s the Farsi to English Google Translate translation:

Here’s an enhancement of that translation:


Charles Johnson, you blew it again, just like you did with the laptop menu board, the Air Cav Hat, the Tennessee State Flag, the Ohio State Flag and your credibility.



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خخخخخخخ
هاهاهاها
هرهرهرهر

 


“OK, here it is. The war launched by our impeached con man President Donald Trump is starting.” – Charles Johnson, Political Analyst

Killing Bin Laden also started WWIII, right Charles? Oh wait. Killing Saddam Hussein started WWIII. Oh wait…

Charles, you’re a mess.


Happy New Year to Blogmockers Everywhere

May The New Year Bring Peace & Prosperity To All

(& may none of Charles Johnson’s political wishes come true!)


Have a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah & Kickass Kwanzaa

[Image h/t AmyOops]


Another Outrageous Outrage From The Left: Who Told You That You’re Allowed To Choose Your Own Lightbulbs?!

Nothing wrong with LED lamps. They’re more energy efficient, give off less heat, come in all kinds of color flavors (Kelvin temps) and last longer than incandescent and fluorescent lamps. BUT

LED lamps are pricey, and often require new fixture replacements. Do you want to save $10 per year in electricity but spend $5K in fixture upgrades in your own home? The choice should be left up to you, not forced upon you by government fiat based upon specious climate change propaganda.

If you choose to retrofit, be cautious… some LED lamps closely mimic true daylight and can mess with your head. How many LED daylight fixtures have you installed in your own hovel, Charles?


Charles Johnson (aka @Green_Footballs) Obsesses On His Own Obsessions #EchoFart

100 public tweets between 6AM and 10AM? Apparently the POTUS needs less sleep than Charles Johnson does, and at least he doesn’t have a “Now Listening To” bot stitched to the dark side of his skivvies.


Nobody tweets as obsessively as Charles Johnson does. Nobody.


Charles, face it. You’re an #echofart.


ALEXA & Charles Johnson’s Traffic Manipulation

Occasionally The BRC checks the Little Green Footballs ALEXA Statistics, and there appears to be an anomaly in the fabric of the futon vortex. Something happened on 20 September 2019 that gave Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs a significant bump in traffic.

According to ALEXA, in less than two months (52 days) LGF traffic increased by an astounding 143%. Did Charles Johnson post breaking news? No. Did he increase the number of headline posts on his front page? Yes. Does clicking on the LGF front page automatically tally all posts on the front page as having been read? Yes.

Compare today’s graph with this one from 25 September 2014:

In other words, Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs was ranked by Alexa at -73K in September 2014, and as of December 2019 it’s at -307K.

That’s some impressive work, Charles.