Charles Johnson, White Constitutional Lawyer & Internet Fascist, Barks Loudly.

Really, Charles? Empty-headed BS? Seems you spent an inordinate amount of time attempting to squelch the free speech of others who politely disagreed with you by labeling them racists, homophobes, nazis, etc., with absolutely no evidence to support your allegations..

Amendment I – Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

There’s a reason you’re not in charge of Constitutional Law Interpretation, Charles.

Now let’s talk about your +10 year-old “Now I Really Really Mean It” fauxvitar.

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Sorry, Charlie. You’re not attractive.


Meanwhile, someone (whose initials are Charles Foster Johnson) deliberately misinterpreted The President’s questions about steam vs. electromagnetic catapult propulsion for US Aircraft Carriers.

https://news.usni.org/2018/11/23/presidential-thanksgiving-greetings-and-emals-discussion-with-uss-reagan?utm_source=USNI+News&utm_campaign=caf651e612-USNI_NEWS_WEEKLY&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_0dd4a1450b-caf651e612-230465849&mc_cid=caf651e612&mc_eid=c39c864b30


 


How was Charles Johnson’s Thanksgiving? (The Internet wants to know.)

Everyone in the blogosphere wants to know how Charles Johnson’s Thanksgiving went. It went like this:

At 11am he posted a music video on LGF, then went silent, presumably to prepare a grand Thanksgiving Dinner. Then 3-1/2 hours later:

On our tradtional Day of Reverence, to be grateful for what we have – good fortune, good friends and family – and to remember those who are no longer with us, Charles is a miserable hateful person.

By 5:55pm, his bird was still not done, so let’s run the numbers. Say the prep for the turkey is one hour before you shove it into the oven, and if the rule of thumb is 15 minutes per pound, Charles bought a 24 lb. Butterball. For himself.

About a half hour later, the “big freakin’ bird” is done, and Charles has already consumed so much food he’s sleepy.


Does anyone buy that story given the timeline?

Charles didn’t go anywhere, didn’t have any friends or family over to his place, and didn’t eat it all in 20 minutes.

Or maybe he did.

LMAO Chuck. You’re more transparent than Claude Rains ever was.


The Pre-Banned List – A Retrospective (and Gus_802 is a liar).

So El Gusano Pobre complains about being blocked by people “who I never even interacted with.” Hunh.

A quick search through the BRC Archives suggests Gusano may be telling the truth, but he had access to one and he certainly used it. More than one account on that list whose owners never Tweeted to @Gus_802 were instantly blocked from reading his Tweets directly. Did he keep a block list? No. He kept the link and undoubtedly contributed to it.

That list of Twitter accounts was compiled by Furious Burkha in 2012, and comprised those contrarians she deemed unworthy, their followers, and those they followed. With a bigoted algorithm like that I’m amazed that the list didn’t morph into thousands, but then again, she was never the sharpest bulb in the LGF Crayon Box.

Here’s the Pre-Banned List in full regalia [or click here].

[h/t @Gus_802, Furious Burkha and The BRC.]

 

 

 


Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Charles Johnson May Be Found Here.

With maps and driving instructions.

https://www.inspiringquotes.us/author/2064-charles-foster-johnson

[h/t Mr. Google]


Charles Johnson (Who Is Not A Racist) Disparages Mexican Cuisine and Presents a Tutorial on Asswiping

Yeah, right, Charles. How many times did you use the term “Oil Tick” to disparage all people of mideastern descent? Or are you crowing again about “Mr. Mossberg?”

The following comments were flushed down the LGF Memory Hole long ago, but here they are verbatim:

No ethnic racism there. None at all, and it appears that an un-named proctologist had to teach Charles Johnson the proper way to wipe his ass.

[2nd & 3rd screencaps via the BRC Archives and the Nil Stooge Comment Recreation Tool. Top screencap via @Jack.]


Charles Johnson on Senator John McCain (1936-2018)


04306354 27292 33 Charles Sat, Sep 29, 2007 7:17:43pm

re: #28 Lanaty

re: #17 MJ

“In the interview, the senator also said the “Constitution established the United States of America as a Christian nation.”
Sorry folks, but McCain is wrong. And, as a Jew, I certainly do notthink only a Christian should be President. It’s my country too. Now,it’s quite possible McCain was mis-quoted and that the article isbogus. I’d like to hear more.

If he really said that, he’s a fool. As an irreligious person, I don’t want religion in office, period.

This is far from the only reason to label McCain a “fool.”


08768418 37577 383 Charles Wed, Nov 17, 2010 1:27:54pm

The person I supported during the election was McCain, far more than Palin. I criticized Palin for her creationist views, while taking at face value her pledge that she wouldn’t try to push it into schools — with the caveat that she would just be vice president, and couldn’t do much harm anyway.

Not exactly full-throated support.

None of that has anything to do with her intelligence or lack thereof. The more I saw of her, the clearer and more obvious her dim-wittedness became.


08896678 38014 22 Charles Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:37:30pm

re: #11 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Or more likely, his official twitting aide posting his comments for him.

This. If you recall, during the campaign we found out that McCain is really lousy at this Intertubes thing.


Charles, McCain’s hands were crippled during his 5 year incarceration and torture by the North Vietnamese in the infamous Hanoi Hilton POW prison. He couldn’t type. He was lucky to be able to walk after that inhumane brutality.


08896693 38014 31 Charles Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:44:29pm

re: #26 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

McCain’s Twitpic is the face of a man who has just farted and was able to successfully shift the blame to someone else.

The Holy Grail of Flatulence.


09045663 38494 303 Charles Mon, May 2, 2011 5:36:31pm

re: #285 recusancy

Do you regret voting for McCain/Palin?

I’ve already written that if I could go back and do it over, I’d vote for Obama. Totally mean that.