LGF is on the rebound. Or not.

Last time we checked Alexa Stats, things were not looking good for Little Green Footballs but something happened in mid-March, and it appeared that Charles Johnson was on the road to a comeback. Unfortunately, that comeback was short-lived, and by late April he was back on track. LGF bumped and slumped again.

Still not sure why Alexa skews the x-axis, but check this out.

Alexa says, “Not enough traffic data,” but 2% of LGF traffic came from searches for “Ivanka Trump Panama” and Dana Loesch‘s husband.” Creep city.

As Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs declines, so does this website. So where do we go from here? Leave your suggestions and we’ll have a vote.

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Charles Johnson Declares the POTUS to be Effeminate.

Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs has little content worth commenting on these days as most of his posts consist of links to music videos and clips of lame comedians. For example, this past week, Charles linked to: Stephen Colbert and Stephen Colbert, Moon Hooch, Jorge Drexle, Antoine Dufour, The Bob Cesca Show, Saturday Night Live, and others.

But he also posted this:

That’s a screencap as it existed this afternoon, Sunday 22 April 2018, and here is the vid that Johnson thinks is funny enough to repost.

Charles, this is the same crap you pulled on your mentor Andrew Breitbart when you accused him of being gay, with no evidence, despite the fact that he was married with children.

Charles, you’re a mess.

[P.S. That Daedalus Books advert is legit. It showed up on the LGF sidebar.]


Pheew. 64 year old Magical Jazzy Ponytailed Paleo-Liberal Charles Johnson Calls 69 year old Mustachioed John Bolton a Paleo-Conservative Bigot Because Pamela Geller.

Here are four simple observations:

  • Charles Foster Johnson is an idiot.
  • Nobody agitates for war, except our enemies.
  • Pam Pam Pam Pam Pam Robert Pam.
  • Charles Foster Johnson is an idiot.

Then there are these inane LGF chitterlings: Read the rest of this entry »


Charles Johnson Revisits Breivik’s Manifesto. Again.

Then.

Now.

https://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/status/972901174339760128

 

No, Charles. Breivik linked directly to your website, quoted from articles that you posted and promoted, and named you multiple times. You took responsibility for your own content with the statement “I AM Little Green Footballs. It’s only me.

Remember when Charles Johnson claimed that Robert Spencer, Pamela Geller and others were responsible for deranged madman Anders Breivik’s murder spree in Oslo within hours of the shootings, merely because they were mentioned in his “Manifesto?”

We do.

Remember when ThinkProgress posted a bar chart of Breivik’s influences based upon his online “Manifesto” and omitted Charles Johnson and Little Green Footballs? Remember when the BRC did a simple word search of Breivik’s “Manifesto” and found over 30 citations that were omitted by ThinkProgress? Remember when we posted an updated StinkProgress bar chart to include Breivik’s references to Charles Johnson and Little Green Footballs?

We do.

Remember when Glenn Greenwald found it, verified it and reposted it? Heh.

We do.

Remember when we turned the ThinkProgress bar chart into a pie chart?

We do.

Even LGF communist in good standing Sergei Romanov pointed out the obvious.

Remember when we showed how anyone could easily verify it with a simple word search?

Charles Johnson is a lying coward. At least Glenn Greenwald is honest.


Little FAT Green TUESDAY Footballs & Charles Johnson Is Pissed Off At People Of Color

Gitcha gris gris gumbo yaya, Charles.


Not certain, but I think that’s ChenZhen in the blue robe, ISTE and Opilio are in the middle, and (the late} Nil Stooge is on the right. I was manning the BRC pumps that day. Fun times.


Twitter suspended Johnson’s (@shoq) account?

Then a few minutes later, Johnson Tweets this, without deleting the first one.

Interesting. We knew that Johnson and Shoq have being playing footsie for years, but this is a new one. (Were those parenthesis a virtual hug?)

Now about that “fake” congressional memo. The POTUS says he’ll squelch it if you update your gravatar to 2018 within the next 72 hours.

BTW, which definition of “Bogus” are you using? Merriam-Webster’s or yours?

Either way, Charles, you’re bogus.


Watching The Defectives

Wow. We’re second behind wonkette? I’m surprised she hasn’t left the country and moved into a luxury closet in Bernie’s chalet in St. Petersburg. Meanwhile, Little Green Footballs has continued its slide in popularity, and of those 64K+ more popular blogs in the US, there are undoubtedly a significant number that post nothing more than cute cat videos and salad recipes.

Meanwhile, we need to address the graph. For some reason Alexa skews the vertical axis, but we’re happy to correct the anomaly.

Good job, Charles. We love ya, man.

[Update: Related post here.]