Pheew. 64 year old Magical Jazzy Ponytailed Paleo-Liberal Charles Johnson Calls 69 year old Mustachioed John Bolton a Paleo-Conservative Bigot Because Pamela Geller.Posted: March 22, 2018
Here are four simple observations:
- Charles Foster Johnson is an idiot.
- Nobody agitates for war, except our enemies.
- Pam Pam Pam Pam Pam Robert Pam.
- Charles Foster Johnson is an idiot.
Then there are these inane LGF chitterlings:
Anders Breivik? Do you LGF EchoMonkeys really wanna go there? Well, there you go.
No, Charles. Breivik linked directly to your website, quoted from articles that you posted and promoted, and named you multiple times. You took responsibility for your own content with the statement “I AM Little Green Footballs. It’s only me.”
Remember when Charles Johnson claimed that Robert Spencer, Pamela Geller and others were responsible for deranged madman Anders Breivik’s murder spree in Oslo within hours of the shootings, merely because they were mentioned in his “Manifesto?”
Remember when ThinkProgress posted a bar chart of Breivik’s influences based upon his online “Manifesto” and omitted Charles Johnson and Little Green Footballs? Remember when the BRC did a simple word search of Breivik’s “Manifesto” and found over 30 citations that were omitted by ThinkProgress? Remember when we posted an updated StinkProgress bar chart to include Breivik’s references to Charles Johnson and Little Green Footballs?
Remember when Glenn Greenwald found it, verified it and reposted it? Heh.
Remember when we turned the ThinkProgress bar chart into a pie chart?
Charles Johnson is a lying coward. At least Glenn Greenwald is honest.
Gitcha gris gris gumbo yaya, Charles.
Not certain, but I think that’s ChenZhen in the blue robe, ISTE and Opilio are in the middle, and (the late} Nil Stooge is on the right. I was manning the BRC pumps that day. Fun times.
Then a few minutes later, Johnson Tweets this, without deleting the first one.
Interesting. We knew that Johnson and Shoq have being playing footsie for years, but this is a new one. (Were those parenthesis a virtual hug?)
Now about that “fake” congressional memo. The POTUS says he’ll squelch it if you update your gravatar to 2018 within the next 72 hours.
BTW, which definition of “Bogus” are you using? Merriam-Webster’s or yours?
Either way, Charles, you’re bogus.
Wow. We’re second behind wonkette? I’m surprised she hasn’t left the country and moved into a luxury closet in Bernie’s chalet in St. Petersburg. Meanwhile, Little Green Footballs has continued its slide in popularity, and of those 64K+ more popular blogs in the US, there are undoubtedly a significant number that post nothing more than cute cat videos and salad recipes.
Meanwhile, we need to address the graph. For some reason Alexa skews the vertical axis, but we’re happy to correct the anomaly.
Good job, Charles. We love ya, man.
[Update: Related post here.]
Charles Johnson never wished anyone a Merry Christmas as far as I could recall, so I broke into the Blogmock Rec Room, busted the lock and opened the rusty hinge on the trap door hidden underneath the cat stuff behind the couch and climbed down into the stifling confines of The Boiler Room. I found a box marked “Christmas.”
You won’t find those legit comments via The Wayback Machine or on The World’s Greatest Search Engine, but there they are, a late, yet appreciated, Christmas present to Diary of Daedalus. Thank you, Charles.
In the spirit of giving, I went to Target today. The shipment will be a bit late, but it’s the thought that counts.
Merry Christmas Charles!
Yeah, we all saw it coming, Charles @Green_Footballs Johnson. We also saw how you abused the Twitter protocols, and how you deleted all contents from your dormant @Lizardoid account. We also know why you did so. How ’bout reposting some of the vile stuff that appeared on your account, explain why you deleted it, and justify why it’s still open, Charles?
Two-faced unapologetic slime.