Retro Johnson



Something looks familiar, and someone is not amused.

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Breaking News: Charles Johnson Hasn’t Been Linked By Drudge Or Any Other Major Website In Years.

Nope. Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs hasn’t been linked by Drudge in decades, if ever, so we thought we’d help out CJ by messing with a Drudge Headline a bit. It’s a feel-good thang, and it’s all fake, just like Charles Johnson’s bonafides.

Rock on, Charles. Now update your 20 year-old avatar.


Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs Has Been Reduced From Posting Important Current Events and Breaking News to Music Vids and Links to Comics Who Think They Are The Reincarnation of Lenny Bruce When They’ve Never Heard Of Either Lenny Bruce Or Charles Johnson.

Exactly.

Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs blog is fading, and it’s fading in non-spectacular fashion. When was the last time he bragged about his “open sign-up” stats? You remember the “Door Is Open – Door Is Closed” taunting? When was the last time he posted something original, with links to prove it? Never. When was the last time Charles Johnson posted an honest-to-god current photo of himself while screeching at others for hiding behind avatars? Yeah, we heard your song long ago, Charles.

Everyone in the Blogosphere knows the answer to that one, and everyone in the Blogosphere doesn’t give a Johnson.


LGF is on the rebound. Or not.

Last time we checked Alexa Stats, things were not looking good for Little Green Footballs but something happened in mid-March, and it appeared that Charles Johnson was on the road to a comeback. Unfortunately, that comeback was short-lived, and by late April he was back on track. LGF bumped and slumped again.

Still not sure why Alexa skews the x-axis, but check this out.

Alexa says, “Not enough traffic data,” but 2% of LGF traffic came from searches for “Ivanka Trump Panama” and Dana Loesch‘s husband.” Creep city.

As Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs declines, so does this website. So where do we go from here? Leave your suggestions and we’ll have a vote.


Charles Johnson of Little Green Footballs Calls Kanye West an Uncle Tom.

Charles didn’t say it specifically, but his message is unmistakably loud and clear:

“Get back on the plantation, boy.”

What a two-faced hypocritical racist a-hole. Put on your white hood and update your selfie. Show us your Klan face. Charles, you’re a mess.


Charles Johnson is obsessed with the size of POTUS’ pecker.


Amazing ignorance, vulgarity, condescension and indecorous inanity from the left, but then that’s all they’ve got. If anyone wants to chime in, the undeleted Tweets are here, here and here.

BTW, how big are YOUR hands, Charles?


Charles Johnson Declares the POTUS to be Effeminate.

Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs has little content worth commenting on these days as most of his posts consist of links to music videos and clips of lame comedians. For example, this past week, Charles linked to: Stephen Colbert and Stephen Colbert, Moon Hooch, Jorge Drexle, Antoine Dufour, The Bob Cesca Show, Saturday Night Live, and others.

But he also posted this:

That’s a screencap as it existed this afternoon, Sunday 22 April 2018, and here is the vid that Johnson thinks is funny enough to repost.

Charles, this is the same crap you pulled on your mentor Andrew Breitbart when you accused him of being gay, with no evidence, despite the fact that he was married with children.

Charles, you’re a mess.

[P.S. That Daedalus Books advert is legit. It showed up on the LGF sidebar.]