Pheew. 64 year old Magical Jazzy Ponytailed Paleo-Liberal Charles Johnson Calls 69 year old Mustachioed John Bolton a Paleo-Conservative Bigot Because Pamela Geller.

Here are four simple observations:

  • Charles Foster Johnson is an idiot.
  • Nobody agitates for war, except our enemies.
  • Pam Pam Pam Pam Pam Robert Pam.
  • Charles Foster Johnson is an idiot.

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When Charlie J. Met Pamela G. [Updated]

This story’s been told.

Update 16 March: The story’s been told, so let’s tell it again, this time with a Magical Jazzy Ponytail.

Jummy’s Take on Charles Johnson (July 2011)

Not sure how we missed this gem from someone named “Jummy” but he posted an excellent analysis of Charles Johnson’s persona and actions (post Oslo Massacre) on a blog forum 30 July 2011. Here it is in its unedited entirety. -Briareus

Charles Johnson: Unrepentant Bigot Hides from Oslo Culpability Behind a Pointed Finger

it may be that geller and spenser and fjordman and the rest are corrosive people trading on bigotry. there are many people who knew that at first glance. perhaps the ability to see these people for who they are at first sight is a better benchmark for clearsightedness than the ability to hate them in suspiciously lugubrious terms only after plucking them from obscurity, establishing their blogging careers, and supporting them for nearly a decade.

it’s not absolutely clear that johnson “came to his senses”. rather, it appears more likely that johnson was offended that geller and spenser had challenged his authority. there was no disagreement on any of the themes which would later comprise breivik’s manifesto, only on who geller and spenser should disinvite to the brussels conference vlamms belang was to participate in.

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DARVO much, Charles?

darvo-charles-johnsonAmazing. A practitioner of DARVO accuses the right wing of practicing DARVO, and he’s even coopted the acronym by pasting a little green “it’s mine” tag at bottom right. Although it’s often attributed to Saul Alinsky or Cloward and Piven, it was psychologist Jennifer Freyd who described the tactic used by abusers to justify their actions.

Charles Johnson and his SJW comrades are pros at it. Hell, Johnson DARVO‘d all over Pamela Geller, Robert Spencer, Stacy McCain, Andrew Breitbart and many others. He eats, drinks and excretes DARVO.

Meanwhile,  Mr. VV stepped into a pile of Johnson:

What a cordial chump puppet you are, Charles.

A Charlie Johnson Thanksgiving, Now With More Pam


Oh, shut up about Pam Geller. She’s equivalent to Nazis? How do you reach adulthood with that level of blind їdiocé, Charles? On Thanksgiving? Bet you’re a fun person to be around during holiday get-togethers with family (and friends, if you still have any).

At least there’s some funny on the thread:


What’s the percentage of sites that load faster? 69%?

Bonus: Some wag threadbombed the Pamtrum Convo already.

Charles really believes he has influence

Delusions of grandeur happens to anti-social shut ins like Charles who confuse the online world for the real world. He really believes that by attacking commentators he does not like, he can curtail their influence.


Charles is a delusional clown.

Mr. Toot’s post got rewteeted by some NY Time writer and he brags about it.


Charles thinks he is a big time political player.

All roads lead to Pam

Every person has had their heart broken, there is always the one that got away. Most people forget about it and move on, Charles is one of those that can not. Ever since Pam Geller rejected his advances, Mr. Toot has been on a non stop Jihad against her. He connects her to wold events and statements by world leaders.

Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu mentioned the ties the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem had with Hitler. This is documented fact and one not disputed by historians. Still trying work off the fatwa against him and wanting acceptance from the Left, Charles attacks the Israeli PM’s mention of this connection. In his attack, he ties Pam Geller to this!




Charles really believes that Pam Geller has influenced the Israeli PM and his views on the connection between Hitler and the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem. All roads lead to Pam in Mr. Toots paranoid conspiratorial mind. He can’t get over his heartbreak.