Use the Little Green Footballs “Contact Form” at your own risk. Dude’s got a Correlator Tool.
Meanwhile, someone (whose initials are Charles Foster Johnson) deliberately misinterpreted The President’s questions about steam vs. electromagnetic catapult propulsion for US Aircraft Carriers.
Everyone in the blogosphere wants to know how Charles Johnson’s Thanksgiving went. It went like this:
At 11am he posted a music video on LGF, then went silent, presumably to prepare a grand Thanksgiving Dinner. Then 3-1/2 hours later:
On our tradtional Day of Reverence, to be grateful for what we have – good fortune, good friends and family – and to remember those who are no longer with us, Charles is a miserable hateful person.
By 5:55pm, his bird was still not done, so let’s run the numbers. Say the prep for the turkey is one hour before you shove it into the oven, and if the rule of thumb is 15 minutes per pound, Charles bought a 24 lb. Butterball. For himself.
About a half hour later, the “big freakin’ bird” is done, and Charles has already consumed so much food he’s sleepy.
Does anyone buy that story given the timeline?
Charles didn’t go anywhere, didn’t have any friends or family over to his place, and didn’t eat it all in 20 minutes.
Or maybe he did.
LMAO Chuck. You’re more transparent than Claude Rains ever was.
Charles Johnson present vs. Charles Johnson past: Dezzez sets it up, Pakimon calls it, Gamma3 for the win.Posted: November 20, 2018
And if that’s not enough funny, here’s the ONE comment on Charles’ GoFundMe page, proving that Charles can’t stand to look at his lack of donations stats anymore:
It really is forest mismanagement, but it’s also mismanagement by SCE and other union-controlled power companies in the State of California.
Damned fascist trees.
[h/t someone downstairs, prolly Octopus.]
Charles Johnson plays the “Yes, But” Card, claims Tucker Carlson, his wife and children, and others deserve violent mob harassment.Posted: November 11, 2018
CNN’s Brian Stelter agreed with Neil Patel that the threats to Tucker Carlson, his wife and children, at their own home, are far beyond peaceful protests, and amounts to domestic terrorism.
Charles Johnson disagrees, and falsely accuses others of doing exactly what he was doing just a few years ago, while citing NO examples.
What a load of crap.
Charles, you yourself doxxed many innocent people who posted regularly on Little Green Footballs in good faith, some of whom even hit your Tip Jar. Because of your doxxing, some came under threats of violence. Hell, Patterico was the victim of a SWATTING attack thanks to you and your doxxing buddies.
Charles, go have a three-way with yourself (assuming your left hand is still in town and your right hand doesn’t have a headache). You’re a two-faced, back-stabbing, vapid, ignorant, obese 65 year-old pony-tailed lying-ass bitch #rumpswab.
Charles Johnnson’s Little Green Footballs Reacts to the Mid-Terms: “Think there are any shivs in pockets in the West Wing today?”Posted: November 8, 2018
Yeah, these are screencapped comments from Little Green Footballs, unadulterated.
Charles Johnson and his Little Green Footballs is openly promoting the assassination of a duly elected U.S. President, and Johnson is silent…