LGF2.0, aka The Blogmocracy, had already left a welt on the soft underbelly of Little Green Footballs, if only by existing and attracting ex-lizards who’d had enough of Charles Johnson’s fascist blogging style:
Yes, you can post comments and opinions freely here unless I disagree with them, and I won’t tell you when you’ve crossed the line or where the line is until you’re gone.
Ludwig Van Quixote was Charles Johnson’s darling when he penned an LGF Tutorial for new “hatchlings” and gave his assessment of “The Stalkers” without having any idea who or what he was writing about. Here it is in its entirety.
The polls are closed, everyone’s been disenfranchised, and it’s time to announce the results. Grab a beer or another adult beverage of your choice with a fistful of cake and enjoy Our Gala Event.
Nominees for The 2013 LGF Awards were difficult to select, as Little Green Footballs, once a bright beacon of sentience in a disturbed world, is now a dim yellow porch light that even the moths make fun of.
Charles Johnson is now a big-boned petulant parody of himself, a wide pantload on the internet highway, and he’s succeeded in relegating and reducing his cut ‘n paste “News Aggregator” website to a slow-loading advertisement for Amazon subscription services featuring MediaMatters retreads. Even the most deranged and entertaining liberal lizards (like LVQ) wandered from The Swamp out of sheer boredom, leaving behind a homogeneous self-reinforced gaggle of little green pea brains with the average mental acuity approximately equal to the value ratio of Malawian Kwachas to U.S. dollars.
So let’s roll out the faded green Cheetos-encrusted ‘Dew-stained carpet and welcome the winners of The 2013 LGF Awards.
Prior winners of The Buzzsaw Award for intrepid flounce-worthy snarkage were:
2012 – Rightwing_2 aka MF Horn
2011 – No Awards. Fire in the Boiler Room, archives preserved. Internet Septic Tank Engineer chews up paper copies for security reasons and flees to Bolivia with couch cushions. The BRC destroys sensitive records, saves foosball table and keg chiller.
2010 – Cato “Do It Now” The Elder
This year, due to a dearth of Proper Flounces, we expanded the category of nominees to include those who, while preserving their coveted membership at LGF, provided just the right amount of contrarian snark. The Winner of the 2013 Buzzsaw goes to
Yeah, THAT Killgore Trout, once a fawning sycophant, known across the internet for his infamous racist Midnight Run smear, backstabbed by LGF monitor lizards Iceweasel & Jimmah, Killgore garnered a mere 23 percent of the DoD popular vote, more than enough for the win, given that the 2nd slot was won by no one at all. No one came in at 21%, followed by the snarkage of “not_sure” at 19%. Good goin’, douche, your dreams have come true.
THE IRISH ROSE
Some great suckups won The Irish Rose Award in past years whether they liked it or not, including Dark Falcon (2012) and Dark Falcon (2010). In our recent poll, Dark Falcon was unexpectedly unseated. Alouette, aka Viscious Babushka, gave the winner a run for his *ahem* money, yet even she didn’t make the cut, and Curious Lurker wasn’t even nominated (sorry Furious Burka).
Therefore, The 2013 Irish Rose Award goes instead to Mr. Pitiful, Nowhere Man, Mister Morose, Debbie Downer’s Male Counterpart, He Who Blames Everyone But Himself For His Own Troubles That He Broadcasts To The World Via Twitter & Little Green Footballs, and The Sultan Of Suckage:
Congratulations, Gus. We love ya, man.
Yeah, Charles won it again. At 1:1 odds, at least you didn’t lose any money on the bet, even if you didn’t count on this moronic TwitterFail:
The Top Ten Most Popular Posts on Diary of Daedalus for 2013.
10. The Little Green Footballs User’s Guide
9. I just can’t even.
8. Another Grim Milestone for LGF: 16000+ Banned
7. Introducing the CHUCKMEME
6. Another Blow for Charles Johnson’s credibility
5. Charles Johnson Defends Anjem Choudary
4. Rebel Without A Clue: Alouette Takes On #TGDN
3. Charles “Burner” Johnson Settles It
2. LGF By The Numbers: Pick ‘em and flick ‘em
1. “We have the coolest first lady ever. Just… holy shit.”
Since we’re in retrospective mode, on Monday, 20 May 2013 at 8:59:52AM Pacific Standard Time, Little Green Footballs’ 10,000,000th comment appeared and was promptly deleted. Why? Because the BRC counts and Charles Johnson doesn’t.
The Milyo Award is a recent addition intended to recognize those who participated in the mockery of Charles Johnson above and beyond the call of doody outside the realm of Diary of Daedalus. The obvious contender in 2012 had no close competition, so The 2012 Milyo was awarded, posthumously, to Andrew Breitbart (1969-2012).
In 2013, there were very few players who took precious minutes out of their daily schedule to occasionally mock Icarus, Barry, The Big Guy, The Corpulent One, The Magical Jazzy Ponytail for his blatant propaganda, personal smears, and astounding ignorance of junior-high-level history. There is one who still remembers the character assassinations, the underhanded allegiances, and the general rumpswabbery of Charles “Fuckface” Johnson, and who was more than willing to contribute to the laughter.
The 2013 Milyo is hereby awarded to
Thanks to all for playing, and remember, Charles, we’re not laughing with you. We’re laughing with all those who are still laughing at you. Keep up the good work. Kudos go to Daedalus – and the Mothership.
In rant that would make the Elusive Quixote proud, Charles attacks John Boehner for doing nothing about the Global Warming scam.
Billions will die!
Seeing infighting at LGF please me as seeing Jihadists kill each other in Syria. WIth LGF’s anti-Israel stance, Ludwig has had enough. He calls out LGF for this shift.
Dark Falcon is a tragic figure at LGF. He views Charles Johnson as a substitute father and wants to please him, so he puts up with the abuse thinking he’s making Charles proud of him. In reality, neither Charles nor anyone else at LGF respects him. Dark Falcon is so delusional about LGF that he just realized how far Left it is.
Poor Dark Falcon. He refuses to believe what LGF has turned into. He can’t realize that his substitute father is a Marxist! Grow up Dark Falcon and get a real life. Charles Johnson does not care about you.
Our old friend, the Elusive Quixote, returns to LGF. He has noticed that his nemesis the failed porn actress Iceweasel has not been around. He comes in and responds in a hostile manner to Dark Falcon.
LGF is worse than Democratic Underground.
(Hat Tip: MrPaulRevere)
[Update: Big Weenie, Dork & LVQ convergence timeline below.]
LGF is a blog full of paranoid conspiracies. Today some weirdo name Channeling Confucius posted what at first seems like contrarian comment at LGF.
I agree with this statement, but that is not what caused the ruckus at LGF. What caused the anger and rightfully so was Channeling Confucius linking to a website that had pedophile images. The poster was rightfully banned by Charles.
Being paranoid fools, they assume it’s someone from Daedalus or Blogmocracy. The Elusive Quixote, accuses on of the Blogmocracy writers Speranza of being Channeling Confucius. His evidence? That Speranza posted a story about Richard III of England, the same time that Pedophilic jerk posted his comments at LGF.
Ludwig needs to stick to what he knows best. That is avoiding his nemesis Iceweasel. Investigative skills are not the Elusive Quixote strong suit. Clearly his algebra skills don’t apply to this situation!
I did a post at Blogmocracy comparing Obama to Caligula. The man-child Dark_ Falcon mentioned the thread and Charles Johnson went on a rant about me. Funny , but I thought that they never read us. //
Charles, have you looked in the mirror recently? You look like a freak of nature! Ludwig then chimes in with historical inaccuracies about Caligula.
The Elusive Quixote’s grasp of algebra doesn’t apply to history. Caligula never made his horse a Senator. He merely stated that his horse would be a better Senator than those currently serving. Caligula, like Charles the Effeminate Pasty-Faced Creep and Barack Hussein Obama, engaged in class warfare. He would take the property of the rich to enrich himself, but he would use the pretext that they were ripping off the common Roman. Caligula never crushed democracy. The Roman Republic had been over for decades (since the reign of Augustus) and it was now a Military Empire. Even when it was a Republic, Rome was never a democracy as it was dominated by elite families (Patricians). Ludwig needs to stick to global warming hysteria (“billions will die!”) because he knows next to nothing about history.