El Gusano takes a stroll down Memory Lane.
(Psst… Mr. Hoover/@nicdanger619… she was an ex-porn star… her LGF nic was
Iceweasel Asswhistle… pass it on…)
No, not the deep you all are thinking about due to my mention of a failed porn actress. Deep as in trying to be intelligent and philosophize about subjects.
She should have stuck to porn!
AWOL for months, Asswhistle and Jimmah have returned to lecture the minions of Little Green Footballs on trolling. Being two of the biggest trollers and backstabbers of LGF, some of us are amazed that they’re still allowed to post (yet many of us are not, considering the thin content proffered by Mr. Johnson.) Lookee.
No, that’s not Iceweasel on the left, and it’s not Jimmah either, even though there are rumors that he’s gone through some *ahem* procedures. At least he doesn’t have the water retention problem any more.
It’s no secret that Charles F. Johnson is one of the largest trolls on the internest, and one of the biggest as well.
Have at it.
It’s been a number of years since we last saw Iceweasel. Once the Charles Johnson’s enforcer, she has dropped off from LGF. Today the failed porn actress was seen leaving a comment.
The polls are closed, everyone’s been disenfranchised, and it’s time to announce the results. Grab a beer or another adult beverage of your choice with a fistful of cake and enjoy Our Gala Event.
Nominees for The 2013 LGF Awards were difficult to select, as Little Green Footballs, once a bright beacon of sentience in a disturbed world, is now a dim yellow porch light that even the moths make fun of.
Charles Johnson is now a big-boned petulant parody of himself, a wide pantload on the internet highway, and he’s succeeded in relegating and reducing his cut ‘n paste “News Aggregator” website to a slow-loading advertisement for Amazon subscription services featuring MediaMatters retreads. Even the most deranged and entertaining liberal lizards (like LVQ) wandered from The Swamp out of sheer boredom, leaving behind a homogeneous self-reinforced gaggle of little green pea brains with the average mental acuity approximately equal to the value ratio of Malawian Kwachas to U.S. dollars.
So let’s roll out the faded green Cheetos-encrusted ‘Dew-stained carpet and welcome the winners of The 2013 LGF Awards.
Prior winners of The Buzzsaw Award for intrepid flounce-worthy snarkage were:
2012 – Rightwing_2 aka MF Horn
2011 – No Awards. Fire in the Boiler Room, archives preserved. Internet Septic Tank Engineer chews up paper copies for security reasons and flees to Bolivia with couch cushions. The BRC destroys sensitive records, saves foosball table and keg chiller.
2010 – Cato “Do It Now” The Elder
This year, due to a dearth of Proper Flounces, we expanded the category of nominees to include those who, while preserving their coveted membership at LGF, provided just the right amount of contrarian snark. The Winner of the 2013 Buzzsaw goes to
Yeah, THAT Killgore Trout, once a fawning sycophant, known across the internet for his infamous racist Midnight Run smear, backstabbed by LGF monitor lizards Iceweasel & Jimmah, Killgore garnered a mere 23 percent of the DoD popular vote, more than enough for the win, given that the 2nd slot was won by no one at all. No one came in at 21%, followed by the snarkage of “not_sure” at 19%. Good goin’, douche, your dreams have come true.
THE IRISH ROSE
Some great suckups won The Irish Rose Award in past years whether they liked it or not, including Dark Falcon (2012) and Dark Falcon (2010). In our recent poll, Dark Falcon was unexpectedly unseated. Alouette, aka Viscious Babushka, gave the winner a run for his *ahem* money, yet even she didn’t make the cut, and Curious Lurker wasn’t even nominated (sorry Furious Burka).
Therefore, The 2013 Irish Rose Award goes instead to Mr. Pitiful, Nowhere Man, Mister Morose, Debbie Downer’s Male Counterpart, He Who Blames Everyone But Himself For His Own Troubles That He Broadcasts To The World Via Twitter & Little Green Footballs, and The Sultan Of Suckage:
Congratulations, Gus. We love ya, man.
Yeah, Charles won it again. At 1:1 odds, at least you didn’t lose any money on the bet, even if you didn’t count on this moronic TwitterFail:
The Top Ten Most Popular Posts on Diary of Daedalus for 2013.
10. The Little Green Footballs User’s Guide
9. I just can’t even.
8. Another Grim Milestone for LGF: 16000+ Banned
7. Introducing the CHUCKMEME
6. Another Blow for Charles Johnson’s credibility
5. Charles Johnson Defends Anjem Choudary
4. Rebel Without A Clue: Alouette Takes On #TGDN
3. Charles “Burner” Johnson Settles It
2. LGF By The Numbers: Pick ‘em and flick ‘em
1. “We have the coolest first lady ever. Just… holy shit.”
Since we’re in retrospective mode, on Monday, 20 May 2013 at 8:59:52AM Pacific Standard Time, Little Green Footballs’ 10,000,000th comment appeared and was promptly deleted. Why? Because the BRC counts and Charles Johnson doesn’t.
The Milyo Award is a recent addition intended to recognize those who participated in the mockery of Charles Johnson above and beyond the call of doody outside the realm of Diary of Daedalus. The obvious contender in 2012 had no close competition, so The 2012 Milyo was awarded, posthumously, to Andrew Breitbart (1969-2012).
In 2013, there were very few players who took precious minutes out of their daily schedule to occasionally mock Icarus, Barry, The Big Guy, The Corpulent One, The Magical Jazzy Ponytail for his blatant propaganda, personal smears, and astounding ignorance of junior-high-level history. There is one who still remembers the character assassinations, the underhanded allegiances, and the general rumpswabbery of Charles “Fuckface” Johnson, and who was more than willing to contribute to the laughter.
The 2013 Milyo is hereby awarded to
Thanks to all for playing, and remember, Charles, we’re not laughing with you. We’re laughing with all those who are still laughing at you. Keep up the good work. Kudos go to Daedalus – and the Mothership.
Four years ago today, Little Green Footballs operative Killgore Trout began posting racist comments at Hot Air in order to discredit and dismiss Ed Morrissey, Allah Pundit and other contributors and commenters as right-wing racists. Posting from the west coast, Killgore Trout decided to spew his garbage in the early morning hours of 18 September 2009 while the blog owners were asleep, in order to PROVE that a right-wing blog that Charles Johnson didn’t approve of promoted racism.
This is the Liberal Mind in action. Little Green Footballs’ Killgore Trout had to lie to promote a fallacy.
Not a single commenter on that Hot Air thread echoed Killgore’s racism (in fact they dismissed it immediately) yet Charles Johnson supported his loyal minion with the argument “Yes, he was wrong to pull a Moby, but he was right to do so.” Johnson was embarrassed enough that he had to write a script to defend himself and attack Patterico on 15 April 2012, over three years later.
There’s also a little known tenet called the 9th Commandment that applies to all Judeo-Christian religions. Charles Johnson and Killgore Trout both ignore that one even though it’s embedded in US Law. It’s something along the lines of “Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness.”
Bonus: Courtesy of LGF Lizards Jimmah & Asswhistle Productions, there’s this classic vid:
https://thediaryofdaedalus.com/2012/09/27/the-ruse-and-fail-of-little-green-footballs-part-v-the-turnaround/ [Scroll down to “The Midnight Raid of Killgore Trout.”]
Obama is nowhere near Righwing by any stretch of the imagination. But over at LGF, they have convinced themselves he’s Center-Right. The failed porn actress gets into the act and goes after Obama, because his administration wants to set a minimum age to purchase the morning after pill. This makes Obama Rightwing in the mind the of used up porn actress.
Iceweasel should have stuck to porn.