Just Another Day for Gusano.

Gus has a thang going on and somehow he’s Tweeted to thousands, follows thousands, and thousands follow him since he joined Twitter in January 2011. Let’s break this down.

Let’s assume Gus joined Twitter on 31 January 2011. Between that date and 17 July 2017, Gus posted 449,000 Tweets according to his own Twitter Account. That’s about 2,490 days according to this calculator.

Now let’s run the math. 450k Tweets / 2,490 days = 180 Tweets per Day. Assuming a 4 hour Twitterday, that works out to an astounding rate of approximately 45 Tweets per hour average, and it includes the two times he claimed to have quit Twitter.

If Gus is indeed following 3,450 as his Twitterfeed claims, that means he’s reading over 860 Tweets Per Hour. Dude’s amazing.

It’s no secret that Gus is unemployed. He turned down three legitimate offers, and this blog offered to help him out with his medical expenses via a PayPal account. He declined all assistance and chose to gripe instead. So what are those little retweeted things on the lower left of his Twitter homepage? I dunno, Babs, but I do know this. Gus seems to take pride in it.

Gusano, you’re almost as entertaining as Charles Johnson.


LOL Indeed, Charles.

Johnson can’t debate, won’t discuss, makes fun of names and mocks the genetic physical features of others. Charles, you’re a mental defective who needs an in-house counselor during your waking hours. Call @Gus_802. He knows everything.


The Magical Jazzy Twitterverse of Charles Foster Johnson

A commenter downstairs opined that Charles Johnson’s reported 37.7k Twitter followers are mostly bots, so we decided to look into it. The results so far: I don’t know Babs, but I do know this. As of January 2013 9.5% were fake according to TwitterAudit.


To run a current survey we’d need to sample and vet 200 random Twitter followers just to get a margin of error of about ±7%. Nah, I’ll pass on that drudgery. Then there’s this.

FollowerWonk compares the stats of different Twitter accounts and messes with them a bit. I took her for a free ride, plugged in @green_footballs and @gus_802 and got this:

The colors have been changed to green for Johnson, blue for Gusano; the data has not been altered. Meanwhile, Johnson’s original Twitter account, @lizardoid is still active, but was scraped of all tweets and responses. I wonder why…

Note that the @lizardoid account still has 11 followers. Hey Charles! Who are you sending DMs to via this account, and why? Who do you think you’re fooling? LMAO.


OH THE HORROR!

From the Lions, Tigers & Bears Department:

The Trump Administration Is Full Of Vampires,  Zombies, Evil Scientists, Nazis & Assholes

Propublica? Yeah, sure. No reporting bias there.

If that is true, it means that Gusano and Johnson missed the filing deadlines to apply for the positions of Ingeniero Sanitario de la Embajada de Argentina and Internet Fair Practices Enforcement Monitor and Nazi Detector Czar in a timely manner.

OMG! DEATH PANELS! Not all of Johnson’s TwitterRats buy into his hysterical bloviating bullcrap:

Charles, how many times can you pants yourself on the internet before you realize that you’re the joke of the butt?


Happy New Year!

2017

To all you Stalkers, Mockers, Linkers and Lurkers, have great New Year from everyone at
Diary of Daedalus

May the new year bring you health and prosperity. Oh, and humor. And lots of ground Chuck. And @Gus_802. Bring us lots of @Gus_802 and @Green_Footballs and humor. And a new gravatar for Charles Johnson. And more Twitter meltdowns and stuff.

This is going to be a fun year.


Gus_802 is having a change of heart

Gus_802 has been one of DoD’s top targets over the years. His shilling for Charles and attempts to out people’s identities has made him one of the most hated people online. Recently Gus_802 has been having a change of heart on political matters. He no longer comments at LGF and now attacks the Left regularly on Twitter. He mocks the latest progressive talking point that inequality led to the rise of ISIS.

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I found more anti-Progressive tweets by Gus.

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It looks like Gus has left the cult.


@Gus_802 Addresses… Someone. [Update: We Got Chumped.]

Gus Story

Yep. That’s Gus Ignatowski from 2010.

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@Gus_802 quit Twitter in 2013 (yeah, right). Meanwhile, A Little Birdy sent us this. It contains an odd message:

Gus 802 Spazzout

Here’s the unedited graphically-enhanced version for your viewing pleasure:

GUS Twitter Header Enlarged

Bizarre. Was Gus sending a message to a fellow Lizard, was he referring to himself, or was it an impulsive cagey crit of Charles F. Johnson? Either and/or any way it’s been deleted, and you got our attention again, Gusano.

[h/t @SemperBanU. Related posts here.]

[Update – Apparently we got chumped by @SemperBanU who scotched Gus_802’s Twitterheader without letting us know it was a hoax. Give us a headslurp next time, Semp.]