Little Green Footballs’ Independence Day Celebration 2019

So yesterday I decided to put on the waders and wander into The Swamp Of The Lizard Lappers to see how they celebrated Independence Day. I found no surprises. The place is a cesspool of irrational hatred.


[Hey, HappyWarrior, you’re an idiot, and Little Green Snotblobs is a great place to display your ignorance. It’s intuitively obvious to the casual observer that everything you know about Jefferson came from here.]

Then they went on to bash Ivanka Trump with photoshops. What that had to do with Independence Day is a non-sequitur, but they completely missed the irony of the image posted by “Gocart Mozart”:


Breaking News: The Pie Overlord, aka Alouette, aka  @viciousbabushka is still suspended from Twitter. 😀

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Breaking News: Long Time Lizard-Lapper Vicious Babushka (aka Alouette) Suspended From Twitter

Charles Johnson wants Twitter to censor the President of the United States.

Here’s the copy:

Comment 9 in the thread:

If you click on the embedded links in that comment, or look for @viciousbabushka on Twitter, you get this:

What she posted that sent her to #Twittergulag is unknown.

Meanwhile, another long-time lizard-lapper, @teleskiguy, confirmed the suspension, called @Jack and @twittersupport  assholes.


BONUS: Vicious Babushka (aka Alouette) created and posted these gems on Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs, and nobody on that blog saw anything offensive.

 


How was Charles Johnson’s Thanksgiving? (The Internet wants to know.)

Everyone in the blogosphere wants to know how Charles Johnson’s Thanksgiving went. It went like this:

At 11am he posted a music video on LGF, then went silent, presumably to prepare a grand Thanksgiving Dinner. Then 3-1/2 hours later:

On our tradtional Day of Reverence, to be grateful for what we have – good fortune, good friends and family – and to remember those who are no longer with us, Charles is a miserable hateful person.

By 5:55pm, his bird was still not done, so let’s run the numbers. Say the prep for the turkey is one hour before you shove it into the oven, and if the rule of thumb is 15 minutes per pound, Charles bought a 24 lb. Butterball. For himself.

About a half hour later, the “big freakin’ bird” is done, and Charles has already consumed so much food he’s sleepy.


Does anyone buy that story given the timeline?

Charles didn’t go anywhere, didn’t have any friends or family over to his place, and didn’t eat it all in 20 minutes.

Or maybe he did.

LMAO Chuck. You’re more transparent than Claude Rains ever was.


Idiot Wind [Updated]

In 16 years Charles Johnson mentioned only his mother and his brother. Now he claims to have relatives that could have perished in the WTC attacks, but they didn’t, and any one of us could claim the same damn unprovable thing.

That’s some amazing unfettered idiocy right there.

I never cared much for Bob Dylan. He was talented but too pretentious for my taste. On the other hand, I hereby dedicate this song, on behalf of The Diary of Daedalus, to Charles F. Johnson & Viscous Bouche, aka Alouette.


Update: Apparently a lot of people took notice of Johnson’s Idiot Wind, including Weasel Zippers and The Washington Times. Many (of the 38k+ banned) ex-lizards ressponded in the comments sections of both. Enjoy.


Update 2: The Daily Caller also picked up the story [h/t ChenZhen].


For new visitors to this site, don’t miss The Breitbart Project, aka “The Ruse And Fail” series. If you’d Rather not wade through a concise history of Little Green Footballs, at least read this.

 

 


Charles thinks passport was planted, round up the usual suspects (creationists, Right-wingers, Vlaams, Belang, the Mossad – fill in the blanks)

Despite the terror attacks on Paris by ISIS, Mr. Toot continues to harp on the reaction against the attack. Many Americans oppose bringing in Syrian refugees that ISIS has infiltrated. Charles attacks them and even claims that the Syrian passport belonging to one of the terrorists was planted. He insinuates the Right planted the passport. As for Alouette and her idiocy regarding the 9/11 hijackers passports being found in the wreckage of the World Trade Center (memo to Leah: the planes pretty much disintegrated.  I guess she believes teh treasured fable so dear to the syphilitic minds of the Internet about the “dancing Israelis” who were spotted celebrating the WTC attacks, as well as  the story put out by Hezbollah TV that 4,000 Israelis were warned to stay away from the WTC on 9/11 (or was it just 4,000 Jews?)  “Hey David Greenberg, this is the Mossad, listen don’t go to work tomorrow, yeah something big is going down at the World Trade Center, and do not under any circumstances tell your non Jewish friends and family members who work there too”).  I will bet that Fart Man will soon adopt the standard Justin Raimondo/Glenn Greenwald/Max Blumenthal/Alex Jones technique of “I am not accusing anyone, I am  just asking questions” to cover his palpable Jew hatred.  As for the self-proclaimed and not so  scholarly lawhawk – you sure write long winded stream of consciousness posts but you actually say nothing.

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Sergey Romanov show sanity by disputing the idea that a Syrian passport was planted to smear the refugees.

Passport5Alouette displays her stupidity.

Passport6After Sergey’s call  out, Charles claims it could be the terrorists.

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Lawhawk chimes in with a long rant that says absolutely nothing.

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To top off this stupidity, Charles goes on rant about the opposition to taking in refugees.

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It is because ISIS kills Christians that these Governors do not want Syrian refugees who have been infiltrated by this organization to be allowed into their states.

 


I’m doing great, screw you!

LGF’s resident Kapo ignores the terrible economic reality for most Americans. Wages have declined, most jobs created pay under 30,000 and GDP growth has averaged 2% during this alleged recovery. Alouette works in Auto industry that received a government bailout that helped put them back on their feet. She is under the impression everyone else is doing great!

Aloutte Im fine

Alouette should have a conversation with Gus on how great the economy is.


Alouette gets deep

I never would have considered LGF’s resident Kapo Alouette a deep thinker.

Deep thoughts