Tech Breakthrough at LGF

Little Green Footballs is at the cutting edge of website design. World renown web designer, Charles Johnson announces another technological achievement that will leave his rivals in awe!

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I am sure Apple and other Tech giants will be banging on Charles’ door!

 


The Magical Jazzy Ponytail Got Trump Elected (according to Charles Johnson’s TwitterFans)

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Suckin’ up again, eh, Mr. Electrolux? We ain’t buying it, and some of your Twitter fans aren’t either, for obvious reasons.

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That Twitter thread screencap (cropped for brevity) had a lot of spinoffs and buried sidesnark, including this one:

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It’s amusing to note how many folks still remember Charles Johnson.
A common online response is, “Wow. I’d forgotten about him. That asshole’s still around?” Yeah, Charles, you got cred. Even Oliver Willis wasn’t blind enough to buy your transparent and opportunistic line of crap.

Charles, you’re a two-faced disingenuous ignorant mess.


O-Ba-Ma: Little Green Footballs sheds a tear.

Here are three of the top up-dinged comments on Little Green Footballs, posted just mere minutes into Mr. Obama’s farewell speech.

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The sap drips and the saps drip.

Then we spotted this one. It only appeared for a few minutes before it was vaporized and sent down the Memory Hole.

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That last screen cap is from an anonymous unverified source of Russian origin alleged to be legit according to Twitter via 4Chan as reported by CNN.

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Charles Johnson’s Magical Jazzy Science Fail

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Whoa. That’s some heavy-duty non-scientific speculation there, Charles. Anthropogenic Global Warming and subsequent catastrophe will be triggered by a political party in the U.S.? The GOP has that power? Awesome.

Charles, if all the icebergs and sea ice melted, sea levels would remain the same due to displacement, so they don’t count. Since water freezes and melts at 32 degrees Foster, polar temps would need to exceed that point and stay there for thousands of years before enough land ice runoff trickled into the oceans and put Culver City under water. If that happens, most habitable regions of the globe will turn into Papa John’s Pizza ovens with no delivery available… hundreds of years from now. Maybe.

Kind of a long shot there, Charles, since Mr. Sun appears to be in a cooling phase, and he’s the one truly responsible for global climate change, along with the GOP.

But there’s another factor involved. Plate tectonics cause land masses to rise, sink, bend, warp, bulge, tilt and shift. Magma is plastic and has nothing to do with AGW, yet it contributes to the rise and fall of sea levels. Another cause of flooding is coastal erosion, much like what we’re witnessing in real time in Charles Johnson’s brain function. Others have noted the erosion as well:

[BREAKING NEWS: CANADA AND MEXICO ARE GOING TO BE UNDERWATER AFTER TRUMP’S INAUGURATION. FILM AT NEVER.]

And so it goes. Charles, you’re a mess.

[h/t @coopernumpy]

 


Little Green Talking Points

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Charles, you’re an ignorant obese pathetic mess.

[Apologies to Bill O’Reilly for the coopted screencap.]

 


Nah. Little Green Footballs isn’t bug infested. “SecurityError: The operation is insecure build.min.js:194.”

2017-lgf-glitchesThat made me grin, snigger and stifle a guffaw. Even an amateur like me, with no background in Atari programming, can spot the trouble.

Rock on, Charles.


Happy New Year!

2017

To all you Stalkers, Mockers, Linkers and Lurkers, have great New Year from everyone at
Diary of Daedalus

May the new year bring you health and prosperity. Oh, and humor. And lots of ground Chuck. And @Gus_802. Bring us lots of @Gus_802 and @Green_Footballs and humor. And a new gravatar for Charles Johnson. And more Twitter meltdowns and stuff.

This is going to be a fun year.