How was Charles Johnson’s Thanksgiving? (The Internet wants to know.)

Everyone in the blogosphere wants to know how Charles Johnson’s Thanksgiving went. It went like this:

At 11am he posted a music video on LGF, then went silent, presumably to prepare a grand Thanksgiving Dinner. Then 3-1/2 hours later:

On our tradtional Day of Reverence, to be grateful for what we have – good fortune, good friends and family – and to remember those who are no longer with us, Charles is a miserable hateful person.

By 5:55pm, his bird was still not done, so let’s run the numbers. Say the prep for the turkey is one hour before you shove it into the oven, and if the rule of thumb is 15 minutes per pound, Charles bought a 24 lb. Butterball. For himself.

About a half hour later, the “big freakin’ bird” is done, and Charles has already consumed so much food he’s sleepy.


Does anyone buy that story given the timeline?

Charles didn’t go anywhere, didn’t have any friends or family over to his place, and didn’t eat it all in 20 minutes.

Or maybe he did.

LMAO Chuck. You’re more transparent than Claude Rains ever was.

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Charles Johnson present vs. Charles Johnson past: Dezzez sets it up, Pakimon calls it, Gamma3 for the win.

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And if that’s not enough funny, here’s the ONE comment on Charles’ GoFundMe page, proving that Charles can’t stand to look at his lack of donations stats anymore:


The Zen of @Gus_802

Gus. We’re rooting for you.  PLEASE do a weekly podcast.


Ride The Decline Illustrated

All he needs is a magical jazzy ponytail and it’s Our Boy Charles & LGF.

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is still here.]


Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Charles Johnson May Be Found Here.

With maps and driving instructions.

https://www.inspiringquotes.us/author/2064-charles-foster-johnson

[h/t Mr. Google]


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What are we gonna do with you, Charles?

Charles, we’re your biggest fans, and we’ve given you more blog traffic than Rush Limbaugh and Andrew Breitbart combined, yet all you can do is post links to Rachel Maddow clones Stephen Colbert and Bob Cesca and echo their idiocy on Twitter.

So Charles. You are the all-knowing news aggregator. What’s your schedule for a live interview these days? Open mic, with callers, and you can wear fishnets if you like.

Oh, and we’ll give you $500 for an .mpg of you attempting a layup on a local bb court. Hell, we’ll give you $1000 just for a current selfie.

Give us a call and we’ll set it up. Win-win.