Ride The Decline Illustrated

All he needs is a magical jazzy ponytail and it’s Our Boy Charles & LGF.

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Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Charles Johnson May Be Found Here.

With maps and driving instructions.

https://www.inspiringquotes.us/author/2064-charles-foster-johnson

[h/t Mr. Google]


Four More Witnesses appear to testify against Justice Kavanaugh. [Updated]


What are we gonna do with you, Charles?

Charles, we’re your biggest fans, and we’ve given you more blog traffic than Rush Limbaugh and Andrew Breitbart combined, yet all you can do is post links to Rachel Maddow clones Stephen Colbert and Bob Cesca and echo their idiocy on Twitter.

So Charles. You are the all-knowing news aggregator. What’s your schedule for a live interview these days? Open mic, with callers, and you can wear fishnets if you like.

Oh, and we’ll give you $500 for an .mpg of you attempting a layup on a local bb court. Hell, we’ll give you $1000 just for a current selfie.

Give us a call and we’ll set it up. Win-win.


Charles Johnson & Little Green Footballs pay tribute to the heros and the fallen of 9-11.

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[Found here.]


Charles Johnson (Who Is Not A Racist) Disparages Mexican Cuisine and Presents a Tutorial on Asswiping

Yeah, right, Charles. How many times did you use the term “Oil Tick” to disparage all people of mideastern descent? Or are you crowing again about “Mr. Mossberg?”

The following comments were flushed down the LGF Memory Hole long ago, but here they are verbatim:

No ethnic racism there. None at all, and it appears that an un-named proctologist had to teach Charles Johnson the proper way to wipe his ass.

[2nd & 3rd screencaps via the BRC Archives and the Nil Stooge Comment Recreation Tool. Top screencap via @Jack.]


“Polk Salad?” Charles, you’re an idiot.

Great song, Charles, but they ain’t be no such thang as “polk salad,” and I doubt that you’ve ever met anyone from Louisiana, let alone been there. Y’all wouldn’t know a pokeweed from Barrett Brown.

Poke Sallet is a cooked dish made from pokeweed (poke) that grows wild in the south. Pokeweed is poisonous/toxic except for young un-mature sprouts, grows over 6 feet tall, with big leaves, purple stems and white popcorn-shaped berries. I remember it being called “Hillbilly Acid.” I never ate it.

Now quit pretending to be hip with the soul food crowd and go away.