No Effin’ Evidence according to Charles Johnson.

Right, Charles. Although it’s literally true that the pre-election surveillance was not “wiretapping” per se, yet that’s the vernacular term for spying, by whatever means, and it was done illegally via the Obama Administration. Hell, even the left wing media confirmed it.

Charles, how are you benefiting by promoting such easily debunked propaganda? You have to be getting bucks for sucks because no sentient with a soul would post that kinda garbage.


On a lighter note, how about posting a guitar etude or two? Maybe even something you composed yourself. Every single talented guitar player I’ve ever met recorded him/herself playing solo because there’s a big ego involved, like yours.

Post it and we’ll promote it. You have nothing to lose, and it might boost your self-serving GoFundMe account.

Or not.


Then there’s this. Charles threw Little Debbie under the bus.

LOL. Meanwhile:

Keep your heads down, folks. That’s some serious squirrelly.


Happy Easter, Charles Johnson.

Ever wonder how many times Charles mentioned Easter in his comments at Little Green Footballs? Well here you go.

From the BRC Archives, we found these wonderful posts:


180 Charles Sun, Apr 11, 2004 11:24:31am
Folks, what we have here is a typical case of lefty role reversal. To divert attention away from the fact that a link to a really nasty personal attack was left on Mudfilter’s front page for several hours — on Easter morning, mind you — it’s now become a matter of the “group think” at LGF. We’re all supposed to be ashamed and I’m supposed to be humble. And even pointing it out is called a bad thing.

Just observe the tactics at work.


197 Charles Sun, Apr 11, 2004 12:12:15pm
cedar: you’re really starting to show your jerk badge.

The “Nuke Mecca crowd,” as you put it, does not appear on the front page.

“A dumb post.” I’m trying to remain level-headed here. But someday I’d like to see how you react if you wake up on a nice Easter morning and find the Mudfilter slimeballs chuckling and patting each other on the back at how clever they are for comparing you to Adolf Hitler’s girlfriend.

In an ugly polka dot dress to boot.

Right, but that’s just “dumb.” Whereas, pointing it out is “shameful, hypocritical, disingenuous,” etc. etc. etc. retch.

That “dumb” post stayed up for almost 6 hours, until I linked to it. I’m pretty sure that if I hadn’t linked to it, it would have remained.

Now go away, you pest.


6 Charles Sun, Mar 23, 2008 10:04:13am

My graphic artist is currently busy being my PHP/Javascript developer, and I’m afraid I don’t have a special Easter graphic.

So what’s Google‘s excuse?


44 Charles Tue, Apr 26, 2011 11:01:22am

re: #35 wrenchwench

Hinderaker had to know that his greeting card source was ludicrous. But he used it anyway.

He probably also knows Obama made a very nice Easter statement — after all, he apparently read my post which contained the video of that statement. But he insisted Obama said “nothing.”

They just lie, blatantly.


117 Charles Tue, Apr 26, 2011 3:38:05pm

re: #116 alexknyc

I may be late on this one but I think Easter 2008 occurred in March.

I’m sure there was nothing proclaimed then either but accuracy does count for something.

Thanks for pointing that out — I added the proclamations for March 2008, and of course there’s no Easter proclamation then either.


24 Charles Tue, Apr 26, 2011 1:39:49pm

re: #19 Obdicut

Obama hates Easter so much he had a prayer breakfast for it.

The bastard.


5 Charles Tue, Apr 26, 2011 2:19:03pm

A Bruce Tomaso notes at Dallas News, not only are there no official Presidential Proclamations for Easter since at least 1980, there don’t appear to be any official proclamations for Muslim holidays either.


Nice reverence, Charles. Now go suck an egg.


A Visit To The Swamp

Not much original content found at The Swamp these days – it’s all cut and paste echotropes from the leftwing feed troughs. It used to be fun to see what the most downdinged comments were, but since downdings are now verboten, those gems are rare, and all we have left to check the pulse of the Greatest Blog In History are the most updinged posts. They produce similar results, at least for the purposes of our own mockery, like this inanity:

Yeah, that’s what Little Green Footballs is all about these days. No sentient discussion, no original thought, all echos and unsubstantiated political tropes and stereotypes. Congratulations, Charles. You’ve completely purged your website of any recognizable form of intellect.

Now update your avatar.


A Lizard and a Hinge


Not sure what inspired me to take a shot of a rusty hinge and a Western Fence Lizard, or why I was reminded of some professional quality calendar photography from years past.

Charles, you don’t read here, but your eye for balance and colour is amazing. Please post more of your artistry. Better yet, post a video of your musical compositions with images. What have you got to lose?

Judging by your Alexa stats, not much. BTW, you don’t have James Brown hair, so at least you’ve got that going for you.

And O’Reilly‘s not gonna apologize to you either, Charles. Rock on.


Largest Lizardoid Footprint Ever Found in Australia.

The largest dinosaur footprint found to date was discovered in Australia recently. This previously unknown species has been named Mannulus Cauda Johnsonia for obvious reasons.

More info here.


Did Charles Johnson Help Save a Marriage?

The answer is NO.

Charles Johnson never saved anything, including his credibility, self-respect and his own blog. Almost six years ago he beclowned himself in defense of Rep. Anthony Weiner, and we all know how that turned out.

Recent reports suggest that Weiner‘s proxy wife Huma Abedinis working hard” to get them back together, now that the political heat is off. I suspect that her husband of convenience is doing the *ahem* same.

Meanwhile, Charles’ original Tweet is still functioning, unlike his neocortex.

Yeah, that classic deserves many more retweets than it’s received. Now about that dated avatar, Charles…

[h/t Chen Zhen for preserving the twitterlinky and stuff.]


“Reap The Whirlwind.” – Charles Johnson


Judge Neil Gorsuch was nominated and approved to serve in the 10th Circuit Court of Appeals by a unanimous vote of support. Why is his nomination to the Supreme Court any different?

Yeah, Charles. Let’s “reap the whirlwind.”

But let’s talk about this instead. You want to ‘splain your one degree of separation from convicted felons?

http://www.weaselzippers.us/330407-former-dnc-official-partnered-with-convicted-bomb-maker-to-investigate-trump/

Johnson => Rauhauser => Kimberlin

Johnson => Schmalfeldt => Kimberlin

Johnson => Barrett Brown => ????

Yeah, this crap has been going on for a long while. You erased the entire history of your own @lizardoid Twitter account to hide it, and that means what?

It means that you’re a complete mess, Charles.