Charles Johnson Wishes He Knew What He Was Babbling About.

Charles Johnson has

No understanding of the US Constitution.
No awareness of the Bill of Rights.
No comprehension of the Rule of Law.

Or maybe he does and he just pretends he doesn’t. My guess is that he’s just dangerously ignorant.

Charles. You might want to read up a tad before you post inanities like that and embarrass yourself. If it squeezes your brain too much, get some educamacation.

Yeah, it’s April 1, and this is dedicated to you, Charles.

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Desperately Seeking Oliver

Someone (whose initials are Charles Foster Johnson) is desperately seeking Oliver Willis‘ endorsement.

So why would The Magical Jazzy Ponytail suck up to Oliver Willis? Heh. Here’s why.

 

While looking for The Classic Oliver Willis Thread:

“You’re so awsome, Charles.” – Sharmuta


Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Charles.


Charles Johnson’s Tips: “How to beat a paywall.”

Just for fun, we’re gonna start publishing the unpublished draft archives. This one is from Daedalus.
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Charles wants people to subscribe to get add-free service to his website, wants to prevent other sites from making revenue. He advocates using Google to beat the paywalls.

Stay classy Jazzy.



Heureux Mardi Gras! Mettez à jour votre photo, gros garçon Charles!

Fais-le, gros cochon!

Yep. It’s fatass Tuesday. Have at it. 😀


Charles Johnson is Fakin’ the Bacon

$9,295 divided by 1,383 days = $6.71/day. Those anonymous donations are paying off like rabbits in a dark hutch.

Charles, you’re a hose rocker. Oh, and this:


Do it, Charles.

Do it, Charles. Find an X-Acto and some Scotch Tape and just do it. It’ll creep you right out.

Updated with video: