Charles Johnson, History Revisionist

Charles, Charles, Charles.

In 1959, Dwight D. Eisenhower was President. Vice President Richard M. Nixon hated communism with a passion, and that photo shows it. Nixon had balls.

Nixon was not a conservative, but he inherited a global mess once he was elected in the 1968 Presidential landslide, then he swept 49 States in 1972. Was he charismatic? Not by a long shot, but voters had had enough of the Kennedy pretty boys, and saw LBJ for the racist egocentric yahoo that he was.

Nixon was the first POTUS in history to visit communist China and open up communications. Nixon ended the military draft a couple of years after you were eligible in 1971. Do you also want to abolish the Environmental Protection Agency? Nixon approved that one also.

Charles, you’re a history revisionist.
If not that, then you’re a paid tool.
If not that, then you’re a useful idiot.

Meanwhile, long time LGF regular Lawhawk chimed in to lap the lizard with this brilliance:

Douche baggage on parade.

Thank you, Charles.

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Charlie Babbles




And since someone downstairs wanted a post about gardening, there you go.


The Best of Charles Johnson 9 July 2018

Dude’s fukkin’ amazing, as in fukkin’ amazingly stoopid.

Extreme Funk: Cory Wong w/ Antwaun Stanley: “Work It Out

Flashback: Jon Stewart’s Prophetic 1997 Interview With George Carlin

An Amazing Full-Concert Video: Grinderman – Exit Festival 2011

Trump’s Montana Rally: There’s Something Seriously Wrong With This Guy

Pomplamoose Rocks Hall and Oates: “Rich Girl.”

And Now, the Stunningly Corrupt Anti-Environment Head of the EPA, Scott Pruitt, “Resigns”

Now for Something Completely Different: Japanese Math Rock Quartet Tricot, Live in the Studio.

Yeah those are direct links, and direct links cost Charles Johnson money for bandwidth. Clicky. Make him pay for the traffic.


Independence Day 2018 – And Charles Johnson is in distress.

How miserable must one be to bemoan the greatest purveyor of Liberty and Prosperity the world has ever known?

God Bless America!


Charles, You’re a Spaz.

Breaking News: Ex-Saturday Night Live Face is Charles Johnson’s GO-TO Source. Do you hear your credibility being siphoned down the Kohler, @Green_Footballs?

#pheeew.


Charles F. Johnson Eulogizes Krauthammer After Calling Him A Cretin, An Idiot, A Bigot, Illogical, Empty, REALLY Bad, Disgraceful, Has A Mental Condition, Stupid, A Partisan Climate Denier & A Biblical Creationist.

Really, Charles?

Then Charles Johnson followed up with this.

Charles, you agreed with and promoted Krauthammer, linked to and quoted him numerous times on Little Green Footballs prior to the re-acquisition of your comic book collection in 2010.

Pheeew.

[h/t Dezez157, The BRC & The Wingularity.]


Our Gus Is An Awesome Gus

From his first post at Little Green Footballs to today, El Gusano has been an enigma,. One minute he appears to be un cognoscente, the next minute he’s bashing his head on worn Naugahyde and comes back with a double-barrel load of stupid.

That’s El Gusano’s first comment on Little Green Footballs. For several years after, he proceeded to spam the LGF comments at a rate previously unheard of [60 posts per day average].

But that was then, and this is then, too.

No he didn’t, Gus, and there was no agreement, Gus, but it’s a step in the right direction, Gus. Nothing pleases our Gus because our Gus is a miserable sack of Gus.

Our Gus is an Awesome Gus.