Charles Johnson present vs. Charles Johnson past: Dezzez sets it up, Pakimon calls it, Gamma3 for the win.Posted: November 20, 2018
And if that’s not enough funny, here’s the ONE comment on Charles’ GoFundMe page, proving that Charles can’t stand to look at his lack of donations stats anymore:
“Can WE do both?” asks Charles The Organizer, and goes back to greasing his Mossberg.
Shaking hands with Charles Johnson would be like squeezing a nerf ball coated with beef suet.
Who’s talking about a land war in Asia, Charles? And how in hell can a Nancy with fake eyebrows give a “death-grip” to anyone?
Yep. That’s some cutting-edge “News Aggregation” right there. Stalk much, Charles? #Rumpswab
Okay, so Charles C. Johnson got a photo op with Rep. Dana Rohrabacher in London and suddenly he’s a player, pulling strings for Julian Assange as an insider. Yeah, right. Charles F. Johnson stretched it into an accusation that Charles C. Johnson is a neonazi.
BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!
CCJ responded to CFJ in kind:
Everyone knows the connection between Anders Breivik and Charles F. Johnson, but he’s a homo? Sure, Foster’s got a hardon for The Redbeardo, but that doesn’t fly because PAM.
The level of stupid is nearing 11.
Gus has a thang going on and somehow he’s Tweeted to thousands, follows thousands, and thousands follow him since he joined Twitter in January 2011. Let’s break this down.
Let’s assume Gus joined Twitter on 31 January 2011. Between that date and 17 July 2017, Gus posted 449,000 Tweets according to his own Twitter Account. That’s about 2,490 days according to this calculator.
Now let’s run the math. 450k Tweets / 2,490 days = 180 Tweets per Day. Assuming a 4 hour Twitterday, that works out to an astounding rate of approximately 45 Tweets per hour average, and it includes the two times he claimed to have quit Twitter.
If Gus is indeed following 3,450 as his Twitterfeed claims, that means he’s reading over 860 Tweets Per Hour. Dude’s amazing.
It’s no secret that Gus is unemployed. He turned down three legitimate offers, and this blog offered to help him out with his medical expenses via a PayPal account. He declined all assistance and chose to gripe instead. So what are those little retweeted things on the lower left of his Twitter homepage? I dunno, Babs, but I do know this. Gus seems to take pride in it.
Gusano, you’re almost as entertaining as Charles Johnson.
Yeah, I did. I wandered over to The Swamp to see what brilliant commentary I could find knowing it was a lost cause. I wasn’t disappointed, and the cause remains lost.
Amazing. So I decided to move to the following thread to see what Charlie The Chin Farmer was paying attention to:
“Look how stupid they are.”
“Yeah. OMG they’re stupid.”
“They’re REALLY stupid.”
“I’ve never heard anything this stupid.”
I couldn’t take much more as the rest of the comments were just as inane, sprinkled with Charles’ witty bitty Twittys, and his big buggy website kept crashing my plugin container. With content like that, it’s only a matter of time before Charles has to pay someone to buy his Little Green Footballs. Ride the Decline.
Some oddness showed up in my email bag recently. Twitter wants me to follow these guys, while at the same time they’re trying to vaporize their accounts.
Not knowing which account is legit, I went to the source, Charles Johnson. At last report he’s got 89.7% of the Free World blocked, including me, while the other Charles Johnson doesn’t, and the latter no longer has a Twitter account at all.
Bunk X wrote:
I see you’ve been sent to #TwitterGulag repeatedly but I’m having a tough time sussing your current Twitter handle. I see several claiming to be you, and I’m scratching my head. On one hand it makes sense to have sock accounts, but in this case they seem to be posting all at once, to either hide you from Twitter or to troll your followers by false flag tweets.
Are you are promoting the #iamchuck socks to mock Twitter, or is the deception coming from somewhere else, like the Little Green Footballs crowd?
From: Charles Johnson
To: Bunk X
Sent: Tue, Jun 21, 2016 10:14 pm
I’m not on Twitter but other people are making handles for me and I support it.
So what the Chuck does this mean?
It’s a legitimate question. It means that the raging furball Charles F. Johnson is busy fighting sock puppets, finding nazis under his futon and muslim terrorists only in the Little Green Footballs Archives, while the GotNews Charles C. Johnson doesn’t give a magical jazzy ponytail about it.
Since CFJ doesn’t read here, our guess is he’ll keep up his inane petulant attacks without having a clue. Rock on, Barry.