Tech Breakthrough at LGF

Little Green Footballs is at the cutting edge of website design. World renown web designer, Charles Johnson announces another technological achievement that will leave his rivals in awe!

tech-breakthrough tech-breakthrough2 tech-breakthrough3 tech-breakthrough4

I am sure Apple and other Tech giants will be banging on Charles’ door!

 

Advertisements

Charles Johnson loses a hero

Charles will be in mourning today as a Leftist icon has died. Cuba’s communist dictator Fidel Castro, a man who took peoples property and bushiness, is at last dead.

HAVANA (AP) — Former President Fidel Castro, who led a rebel army to victory in Cuba, embraced Soviet-style communism and defied the power of 10 U.S. presidents during his half century rule, has died at age 90.

With a shaking voice, President Raul Castro said on state television that his older brother died at 10:29 p.m. Friday. He ended the announcement by shouting the revolutionary slogan: “Toward victory, always!”

Castro’s reign over the island-nation 90 miles (145 kilometers) from Florida was marked by the U.S.-backed Bay of Pigs invasion in 1961 and the Cuban Missile Crisis a year later that brought the world to the brink of nuclear war. The bearded revolutionary, who survived a crippling U.S. trade embargo as well as dozens, possibly hundreds, of assassination plots, died 10 years after ill health forced him to hand power over to Raul.

Castro overcame imprisonment at the hands of dictator Fulgencio Batista, exile in Mexico and a disastrous start to his rebellion before triumphantly riding into Havana in January 1959 to become, at age 32, the youngest leader in Latin America. For decades, he served as an inspiration and source of support to revolutionaries from Latin America to Africa.

His commitment to socialism was unwavering, though his power finally began to fade in mid-2006 when a gastrointestinal ailment forced him to hand over the presidency to Raul in 2008, provisionally at first and then permanently. His defiant image lingered long after he gave up his trademark Cohiba cigars for health reasons and his tall frame grew stooped.

“Socialism or death” remained Castro’s rallying cry even as Western-style democracy swept the globe and other communist regimes in China and Vietnam embraced capitalism, leaving this island of 11 million people an economically crippled Marxist curiosity.

Castro finally got his wish, he died and will be burning in hell. Charles will be weeping and knows he will suffer the same fate.


Charles blames the Far Left for the Trump win

The election is over and we can resume our regular Charles bashing. Today he blames Hillary loss on what he deems the Far Left.

//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js

Charles is far Left by any standards, so this group he is talking about must be Stalinist.


Suspend his account!

Dissenting  views are not accepted by Charles. In his world, everyone must think the same and no disagreement is allowed. He even brags about crushing debate of his adversaries. Keeping true to form, Charles now calls for a Twitter account of  to be suspended.

Going by the accusations listed here, Charles should have his account suspended!


Groundbreaking new feature at LGF

We have a public service announcement from Charles Johnson about a revolutionary and ground-breaking feature over at LGF!

ground-breaking

This is earth shattering and will make Charles tons of money! We now resume our regularly scheduled mocking!


The Uzbeki threat!

For many years, Charles was obsessed with the Flemish. He would claim Flemish snipers were coming for him and linked all politicians to the Flemish party, Vlaams Belang. A new boogeyman might replace the dreaded Flemish menace. Charles is now claiming that hacking attempts on LGF are originating from Uzbekistan.

We will keep an eye on Charles and see if he starts ranting about the Uzbeki threat!


Chuckie gets a job

Could it be that the gaseous, unemployed, public assistance addicted, jazz guitarist has found a job (that is not at McDonald’s)?  Oops sorry, it is his Doppleganger Charles C. Johnson aka “Ginger”. Never mind!

//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js