The Ignorance Level Of Charles Johnson Is Now At 11.

Wow. I never thought that the volume of the absurd and deliberate ignorance of Charles F. Johnson could surpass 11, but it just did.

Comey played a “MAJOR” role in getting Hillary Clinton exonerated from verified corruption charges, and exposed the FBI as a political puppet. Comey did more damage to the credibility of the FBI than anyone in modern history, yet, according to Charles Johnson, Comey enabled the election of Donald J. Trump, despite the fact that he did everything in his power to prevent it.

Charles, you’re a mess.

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Charles Johnson’s Magical Jazzy Afro

Prior to sporting his infamous Magical Jazzy Ponytail, Charles Johnson sported a Magical Jazzy Afro in order to blend in with the Stanley Clarke / George Duke jazz fusion band. It didn’t fool anyone. Besides that, Clarke and Duke were both talented and should have been embarrassed playing this mindless noodling garbage in the first place.

Maybe that’s why they hired Charles…


3 Days’ Worth of “Great Content” from Little Green Footballs…


Wikipedia Volume 4441

Remember the LGF Calendar featuring the photographic brilliance of Charles Johnson?

Remember when Charles Johnson promoted astroturfing? Yeah, we do. Who you jivin’ with that cosmik debris? (Check out the young George Duke in this vid.)

Yep. A whoppin’ $0.99 per month gets you a heapin’ helpin’ of stupid. Meanwhile, LULU, a website for self-publishing stuff that most sentient publishers would pass on, still sells this: Read the rest of this entry »


Marching Around for the sake of Marching Around

Charles Johnson says the protesters are led by children, and he’s correct. The real question is: “Who are leading those children?” (I bet it’s someone named Danny. Maybe Bobby.)

https://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/status/977984456463126528

Charles, you didn’t set one foot out of your hovel to show your faux support for your right to own Mr. Mossberg even when it was happening in your own back yard. A $20 Uber ride could have taken you to a microphone in L.A. and back. Did you do it? No.

You pussed out again, Charles, and now you’re acting like it didn’t even happen. Pheew.

 


Pheew. 64 year old Magical Jazzy Ponytailed Paleo-Liberal Charles Johnson Calls 69 year old Mustachioed John Bolton a Paleo-Conservative Bigot Because Pamela Geller.

Here are four simple observations:

  • Charles Foster Johnson is an idiot.
  • Nobody agitates for war, except our enemies.
  • Pam Pam Pam Pam Pam Robert Pam.
  • Charles Foster Johnson is an idiot.

Then there are these inane LGF chitterlings: Read the rest of this entry »


When Charlie J. Met Pamela G. [Updated]

This story’s been told.
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Update 16 March: The story’s been told, so let’s tell it again, this time with a Magical Jazzy Ponytail.