Happy Thanksgiving from Diary of Daedalus!

I don’t know what it means, but with the surfboard and tropical fruit it sure looks Hawaiian, Magical and Jazzy. Thank you Charles.

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Charles Johnson Lies About His Own History.

Truth is, Charles Johnson hooked up with Neil Rauhauser, inventor of the Bean Dogs, automated bots created to attack right-wingers by swarming Twitter feeds. Andrew Breitbart didn’t create or promote any of it, but he exposed the practice, as did Mandy Nagy. Neither Breitbart nor Nagy “pioneered this method,” but Charles Johnson promoted it and participated in it by his own admission. (Those admissions can be found under his previous Twitter moniker “@lizardoid” but the content was swept clean long ago.)

Breitbart can’t defend himself because he’s dead, and Mandy Nagy is incapacitated due to a massive stroke she suffered years ago.

Charles, you’re a lying coward.


Analog Computing Magazine July 1986: “RAMcopy!”

I took a stroll over to The Mothership this afternoon and found that she was down for unknown reasons. Thinking that my FireFox bookmarks might be corrupted due to the recent upgrade, I googled The Blogmocracy and clicked that link. No dice.

Instead I found an amusing blast from the past by Robert Stacy McCain in 2012. Down in the comments, “Jacobus” posted a link to this:

The last phrase in that self-description says a lot.

So 33-year-old Magical Jazzy played with Chicago in 1986? News to me, so I searched the BRC Archives. He never once mentioned the band, and he’s not listed anywhere in their lineups. Go figger.


So Much For The News Aggregator Website Status.

One misreported story about Donald Trump Jr., and the rest are vapid nothings. Nice work, Charles. You’re a mover and a shaker.


Charles Johnson – Master of Interpretational Gymnastics

China has been playing trade games and manipulating their currency for decades. Trump’s comment was well-timed and well-placed subtle sarcasm, and Charles Johnson missed it by a milyo.

Charles Johnson doesn’t understand the concept of “sarcasm” or how it works, and it doesn’t work like this:

That’s called whining.

Jeez, Charles. You’re embarrassing yourself more than usual, and “more than usual” means most of the time. Maybe you could reinvent Little Green Footballs as a news aggregation site instead of parroting memes and tropes promulgated by liars and spin doctors, instead of copy-pasting C-level comedians posing as news sources.

Just a thought, Master Ponytail.


Charles Johnson Opines on the Assassinations of Innocents in Texas.

No class, no compassion, no sympathy. The man who finally brought the insane killer down, Stephen Williford, was a member of the NRA and an instructor on the use of firearms. Never mind that the killer was already identified as dangerous and deranged by the Federal Government and wouldn’t have been allowed to purchase weapons had existing laws and procedures been enforced.

Charles, please tell us. What does it feel like to be a lying craven suckpuppet?

Keep echoing fabricated lies, Charles, and we’ll keep mocking you as a large pathetic dollop of protostupid with a 64 year old ponytail. BTW, how is Mr. Mossberg doing these days?


Then there be this:


Blind Squirrel Charles Johnson Fails To Find The Nut. Again.

Two Americans and five Argentinians were killed, and a dozen others injured, by a self-admitted islamic terrorist who was granted a permanent VISA under a bizarre program that has something to do with diversity, the late Ted Kennedy and Chuck Schumer. What other hidden government programs sponsor this kind of dangerous idiocy, and what does Charles Johnson think?

Charles couldn’t be bothered as he’s apparently getting all his important news analysis from people like  Stephen Colbert.

I don’t know Babs, but I do know this. Charles, you’re a mess.