Mr. Mossberg is long gone

There was a time when Charles feared that Flemish Nazis were planning to kill him. In response Mr. Toot bought a Mossberg. As he shifted more to the Left, he gave up his gun to please the anti-gun crowd. Charles goes after Sander’s pro-gun views.

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When Charles gets mugged, he will regret not having Mr. Mossberg.

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Mr. Mossberg is long gone

Under threat from stalkers who Charles wrongly thinks its us, he once bought a Mossberg shotgun. Feeling more secured due to the harmless nature of his stalkers, the aging shut in hipster sold his rifle.

Thinking that others no longer need guns because he does not, Charles now is against people having a Concealed Carry Weapons permit. In another low move, he even mocks a man who had a CWP and attempted to stop the La Vegas shooting.

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 Charles, just because you are afraid of your own shadow, does not mean others are. Joseph Wilcox tried to do the right thing and sadly he was killed. Charles who claims has stalkers should be the last person against people defending themselves..

 


No Mr. Mossberg for the Corpulent Blogger

We have been pointing out for a few days now that Charles Johnson is a hypocrite when it comes to guns. He use to brag about having a Mossberg to protect him from Nazis. We have dug up his past comments due to his rant on banning guns. Charles read what we have been posting and has announced that he no longer has a Mossberg!

No More Mossberg

Remember everyone, Charles does not read here. He just decided to do this as a full disclosure.


Charles Johnson (Who Is Not A Racist) Disparages Mexican Cuisine and Presents a Tutorial on Asswiping

Yeah, right, Charles. How many times did you use the term “Oil Tick” to disparage all people of mideastern descent? Or are you crowing again about “Mr. Mossberg?”

The following comments were flushed down the LGF Memory Hole long ago, but here they are verbatim:

No ethnic racism there. None at all, and it appears that an un-named proctologist had to teach Charles Johnson the proper way to wipe his ass.

[2nd & 3rd screencaps via the BRC Archives and the Nil Stooge Comment Recreation Tool. Top screencap via @Jack.]


Charles Johnson opines on Grotesque Buffoons, Death-Grip Handshakes & Charles Johnson

“Can WE do both?” asks Charles The Organizer, and goes back to greasing his Mossberg.

 

Shaking hands with Charles Johnson would be like squeezing a nerf ball coated with beef suet.

 

Who’s talking about a land war in Asia, Charles? And how in hell can a Nancy with fake eyebrows give a “death-grip” to anyone?

Yep. That’s some cutting-edge “News Aggregation” right there. Stalk much, Charles? #Rumpswab


Marching Around for the sake of Marching Around

Charles Johnson says the protesters are led by children, and he’s correct. The real question is: “Who are leading those children?” (I bet it’s someone named Danny. Maybe Bobby.)

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Charles, you didn’t set one foot out of your hovel to show your faux support for your right to own Mr. Mossberg even when it was happening in your own back yard. A $20 Uber ride could have taken you to a microphone in L.A. and back. Did you do it? No.

You pussed out again, Charles, and now you’re acting like it didn’t even happen. Pheew.

 


There is Bad Craziness.

Classic panel from Bite Me Comics (and we still don’t know who that brilliant snarker was) but check this out.

Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs Alexa ranking is falling faster than [-fill in the blank-].

After all our help? This blog has provided more traffic to Little Green Footballs than Rosie O’Donnell has done to promote feminism, or something like that. You get the idea. We link to LGF, Rosie doesn’t, and Charles  Johnson has a Mossberg.

Ride the Decline, Charles, and check out the rat brain death graph. Compare the similarities and come to your own confusions.

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Charles Johnson. What a Hero. So where do we start?

One discourages mass murder, the other advertises an easy target.

More news has come out regarding the deranged gunman who killed 17 at Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida, with more proof that it was ultimately law enforcement failure that allowed Nikolas Cruz to achieve his psychotic goal. That’s right. Laws and procedures were already enacted and n place to stop this fuckface, but they were not enforced.

So who does the left blame? Donald Trump, the GOP, Marco Rubio, the NRA, and Dana Loesch. None of the MSM pundits blame the asswipe who did it, Nikolas Cruz, and none of them blame the local police or FBI for ignoring the clues, threats and tips.

And so does Charles Johnson, who brags that he lives in a gated community and owns a Mossberg assault weapon.

Some students sought to speak to the POTUS directly, while others were apparently given scripts and used as props by CNN to advocate for more firearm restrictions. These kids are distraught and grieving for their lost friends, and they’re vulnerable to manipulation.

So let’s discuss this civilly. Here’s a comment from the thread above:

Guilt-By-Association-Monger Charles Johnson promotes deranged followers calling for torture of people with dissenting opinions. Then there’s this:

Yes, and that father demanded security measures comparable to those in other government facilities, like courthouses and Barbara Streisand’s Malibu McMansion.

So did Charles Johnson blame the Parkland school shooting on Dana Loesch like he blamed Pamela Geller for Anders Breivik‘s mass slaughter?

Yeah. He did.

Dana Loesch met Charles @Lizardoid Johnson years ago but he erased his account content. After ongoing unwarranted harassment, this was her assessment:

Charles, you’re a 64 year old tool.


Charles Johnson Opines on the Assassinations of Innocents in Texas.

No class, no compassion, no sympathy. The man who finally brought the insane killer down, Stephen Williford, was a member of the NRA and an instructor on the use of firearms. Never mind that the killer was already identified as dangerous and deranged by the Federal Government and wouldn’t have been allowed to purchase weapons had existing laws and procedures been enforced.

Charles, please tell us. What does it feel like to be a lying craven suckpuppet?

Keep echoing fabricated lies, Charles, and we’ll keep mocking you as a large pathetic dollop of protostupid with a 64 year old ponytail. BTW, how is Mr. Mossberg doing these days?


Then there be this:


Charles F. Johnson Promotes a ‘GandaBot.

After all that went down this week, I decided to put on the waders to see what Charles Johnson posted on Little Green Footballs regarding the atrocity in Las Vegas.

What I didn’t find stunned me. Johnson posted nothing but the inanities of others (Kimmel and Olbermann) and a bizarre 1.5 paragraph screed about the POTUS and the NRA, as if they had anything to do with it. No condemnation of the killer, no condolences to the families and friends of the the murdered, no lucid opinion, and no mention of his beloved Mr. Mossberg. Johnson even neglected to mention Anders Breivik.

But here’s what’s important on Little Green Footballs as of 5 October 2017, just a few days after the unwarranted cold-blooded assassination and maiming of innocent people enjoying an outdoor concert:

Wow. Only women are nags?

She or it must be married to a human toilet seat. I don’t know what this deranged thing named “Birth Control Works” is, but it posts pages regularly on Little Green Footballs. I suspect it’s a ‘Ganda-Bot that pays shillings to shills like Johnson.

By the way, Charles, you’re a nag.