Chucky eats an “Impossible Whopper”


146 Comments on “Chucky eats an “Impossible Whopper””

  1. rightymouse says:

    It was supposed to show this tweet. Ugh. Gotta figure out how to do that.

  2. dezzez says:

    Amazing what lands in a dumpster after hours.

  3. Octopus says:

    They’re not even healthier for you than regular Whoppers. Of course he jumps on the latest Idiot Left, nanny-state quality-of-life reducer. 😆

    https://www.healthline.com/health-news/is-buger-kings-impossible-whopper-healthy

    Thanks for the hat-tip, ‘Mouse!

  4. Octopus says:

  5. Abu penis penis penis lol says:

    Yeah rightymouse! First post?

    Off topic: NBC is televising the Blues at Hawks tonight with an all wimminks crew. I hope the network has contingency plans for sammiches in the booth.

    Someone needs to ask!!!1!

  6. Abu says:

    Full disclosure: watching the well done female oriented pre-game they asked an Olympian about blah, blah. I was wondering about the sex. It is documented these ATHLETES get their hippy on at these money laundering events. She talked about the on-ice celebration but hockey fans wanted the kiss and tell. Rats.

  7. Abu says:

    I just saw rightymouse on the right sidebar with the other DoD luminaries. Did all this happen recently? Can we get Beed to post? OK, NO.

  8. Octopus says:

    Wheels coming off, and walls closing in. 😆

    Fatass is retweeting this complete idiot:

  9. Octopus says:

    When you’re such a hopeless loser you’re hoping an opposition politician catches the latest hysteria virus. That’s all you have. And you call it “schadenfreude,” except your pronunciation of the term is too outlandish to even try to transcribe. 😆

    • Koko says:

      Other big fans of this guy (other than Chonky) Justin Amash – Traitor for Congress and George Conway who’s still warning about Trump’s mental fitness while apparently unconcerned that his probable opponent will be a guy who calls himself an OBiden Bama Democrat . Which is an improvement on not remembering the former Preezydunce’s name at all. Can you imagine if Trump said “I’m a RonaldOTrump Reagan Republican”?

  10. Koko says:

    Leave it to Chonky. Masquerades as a hippy for decades. Just now discovers veggie burgers only because he can now get them at the Burger King drive thru. And thank gosh for drive thrus. Here’s Chonk the last time he went to an eat-in restaurant. Too many little kids pointing and people asking if he needs help or maybe to call the EMTs.

    • Octopus says:

      Aside from the facts that Chonky could never afford a gull-winged sportscar, and also has his ass fused to a putrid futon, that could be him. 😆

  11. Koko says:

    Gosh the left are so feverishly distraught about how the world views our crass and undiplomatic President Trump who stubbornly refuses to paint lipstick on the pig of a United States being used, mugged and punk’d by other world powers in trade, energy and protection of freedom and democracy.

    But they’re evidently not concerned what the rest of the world thinks of this guy. The Aussie hostess can’t believe how confused Biden clearly is.

    And believe you me Aussies know a corrupt and addled politician when they see one.

    Case in point Sir Les Patterson:

    • rightymouse says:

      Biden clearly has dementia. Donkeys apparently love dementia. 🙄

      • Octopus says:

        Speaking of dementia, that media tour with Slick Willie talking about how he was “treating his anxiety problems,” when he was banging the barely-legal chubby intern in the Oval Office, was just too precious to behold. I mean…dude. 😆

  12. ISTE says:

    Really boring post. It is a myth that you can find information about anything by just searching on the Internet.

    Try searching for information why kittens 23 days old suddenly stop bottle feeding.

    Specifically why they chew on the nipple and do not suck and take milk.

    Just had a 24 hour period where both kittens did not take on much milk at each feeding. Yep, I know, weighing them before and after each feed is kind of creepy but at least I know how much they ate. No good just looking at how much milk left the bottle, sometimes I am wearing most of it.

    They both were not sucking, and believe me these two could suck a golf ball down a garden hose. Metaphorically speaking. They both could collapse the plastic bottle….

    I was getting worried, they both were more interested in chewing the nipple on the bottle rather than sucking. No significant milk actually drank for almost a day.

    Now they are back to feeding as normal. Almost an ounce per 6 hour feed. But something has changed!

    The little fuckers now have teeth…..

    So, I do not know if it is normal, or usual for kittens to act like this when their baby teeth emerge.

    Anyway, pooping, pissing, feeding and screaming is now back to normal levels and as a bonus they are fighting a toy mouse today.

    Parents worry too much about their kids.

    🙂

    • ISTE says:

      LOL

      Someone needs to get a real life…

      • Octopus says:

        I know nothing about raising kitties, but I wonder if they had sore gums while teething, which hurt too much to suck the bottle. Or, maybe the teething made them just want to chew on some soft rubber nipple. I’m a scientist! I did some figgerin’. 🙂

        I did raise two human infants, and I vaguely recall the issues about teething with them. They sure cried a lot.

        • ISTE says:

          Everything back to normal. Teeth appeared and bottle feeding doing well again.

          It happened with 2 kittens but 12 hours apart. Bottle problems for 24 hours.

          I am surprised no sites mentioned this at an age of 21+ days and not to worry. Maybe someone did but I could not find it.

          I did find lots of references to slowing down of eating when adult teeth start coming through.

  13. Koko says:

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/03/wow-wapo-hack-cat-zakrzewski-selectively-edits-joe-bidens-gaffes-then-accuses-trump-campaign-of-selectively-editing-joe-bidens-gaffes/

    Some are gamely trying to nit pick on mockery of Joe’s embarrassing gaffes. Yeah lady we know he didn’t mean to say we can only reelect Trump. It’s the very fact that he couldn’t get it out in a coherent way. Even the version she claims is the real truth is edited because it starts after he made the biggest mess up.

    She asserts this is the REAL quote edited by evil people (in bold):

    From the WaPo hack’s article:

    But the edited video deleted the second part of the former vice president’s sentence. The whole thing said:“Excuse me. We can only reelect Donald Trump if in fact we get engaged in this circular firing squad here. It’s gotta be a positive campaign.”

    That’s not what the whole thing said. True, it didn’t stop at “reelect Donald Trump” But he gets stuck on the word reelect when he means elect as in – we cannot get elected if….and so on. And can’t recover. That’s the point. Here’s the Biden complete fuckup quote:

    Because we cannot get reelect….we cannot win this reelection…..uh excuse me we can only reelect Donald Trump if in fact we get engaged in this circular firing squad here. It’s gotta be a positive campaign.

    I guess she should be commended for trying to take Biden seriously. But I mean this is just light mockery forchrissakes. Don’t run with the big dogs if you can’t give a teleprompter speech without fucking up. Which appears to be the case.

  14. Koko says:

    https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2020/03/08/topless-women-protest-climate-rape-in-london-on-international-womens-day/

    Just when you think lefturd climate alarmist idiots can’t get anymore idiotic.

    Their message: Climate change causes violence against women worldwide. Their tactic to get this specious yet important (if it were true which it isn’t) claim taken seriously?

    Show boobs!!!! 😲🤢 Once you’re revolted enough by our saggy flabby unfit pasty skinned bodies you’ll be begging to sign our petition if we’ll only put our shirts back on! 🤮 Diabolically ingenious. 😈

  15. dezzez says:

    We know Chuck, they should follow your lead and turn their sites to even bigger dumpster fires.
    Allow democrats like the ones on your blog to pray for 60 million Americans deaths so your perfect utopia can spring forth, and only liberal trash like you will have the final word on who is allowed to say what and when.

  16. Koko says:

    Great article on the hypocrisy of Demoncrap socialists AND the double standard of Twitter.

    https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2020/03/08/new-york-post-journalist-censored-on-twitter-for-exposing-champagne-socialist-carlos-maza/

    NY Post Tweets a socialist Youtuber’s family’s mansion to expose him as a rich-bashing champagne socialist. Twitter cries foul because of the images he linked despite they’re already public.

    Turns out this Carlos Maza did the very same thing just weeks earlier to expose James Carville as a limousine liberal. No suspension or reprimand there.

    Told you. Twitter has no rules to supposedly protect anyone. They just ban whomever they feel like and let anyone fuck over whomever they disapprove of. Looks like the Twitter political infant tyrants like socialists. Establishment Demoncraps, not so much. Anyone on the right – not at all.

  17. Koko says:

    https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/03/08/donald-trump-skipping-nancy-pelosis-st-patricks-day-luncheon/

    President Trump tells hateful bitch Nasty Pelousy she can stick her annual congressional St. Patty’s day luncheon invite up her ass.

    “Since the Speaker [of the House Nancy Pelosi] has chosen to tear this Nation apart with her actions and her rhetoric, the President will not participate in moments where she so often chooses to drive discord and disunity, and will instead celebrate the rich history and strong ties between the United States and Ireland at the White House on March 12,” White House deputy press secretary Judd Deere said in a statement.

  18. Koko says:

    Chonky has to go as idiotically low as possible in insulting Trump regardless that it’s nonsensical, completely untrue and is totally self beclowning.

    What’s more accurate Chonky? WaPo’s hateful and unfair term “Trumpvirus” which really happened and your ilk approved of. Or “Wuhan virus” which you just hatefully and stupidly made up in order to call Trump a racist. And which the Chinese do not dispute that Wuhan is it’s origin. But please continue cratering your credibility as a serious internet commentator which you undeservedly enjoyed prior to your defection to the Idiotarian dark side. And which you then correctly and proclaimed daily was a cesspool of hyperbolic US hating traitors, liars and cowards.

  19. Koko says:

    https://www.zerohedge.com/health/elon-musk-defends-dumb-coronavirus-tweet-inane-pompous-sounding-non-sequiturial-word-salad

    You can always tell when Elon is pissed about the TSLA stock price. It’s getting hammered along with pretty much everyone all across the board. But especially companies with China supply line exposure like Telsa. So he called the panic dumb. LOL! And then drunk Tweeted something offensive. Such an idiot. The company had recently done much better with him removed from the board. But this unforeseen virus has totally mucked up the best laid plans of many.

    I myself yanked all capital out of equities and into government cash reserves on Thursday of week before last after a 3000 Dow pt. drop in 4 days. Because it’s clear the markets are incoherent and truly in a panic. If I were 35 I might have the nerve to ride it down knowing it will come back at some point. If you can stay in you are sure to get the big up days. But I’m at a point where I may need to use some that money. Companies that have no impact from the virus are being hammered. And some have an impact I wouldn’t have guessed. Such as a tech co. like Microsoft which gets 17% of it’s revenue from China. I had no idea. But if China takes a hit and companies stop subscribing to their business software then….. But mostly I think, rather than being dumb, it’s just the unknown. Even the algorithms are built to react warily to words like “pandemic”. Investors will get back in when it appears safe to swim again. I’m sure I’ll have to eat a couple of huge up days before I’m convinced it’s safe. This could have an impact for a couple years even when Coronavirus is in hand and behind us. Because it’s a lesson for many of the risks of equities investing. It’s like Mike Tyson said. Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth 🙂

  20. Octopus says:

    I find this sort of thing deliciously entertaining. I mean, they’re ready to kill each other over toilet paper. The one with the entire cart filled with the last of the store’s TP won’t part with a single package! 😆

    Mind you, this is all internet and 24-hr-media hysteria, run rampant. How we got from “wash your hands and don’t touch your eyes all the time,” to “hoard all the asswipe,” is a portrait of the times in which we live. “The Dumb Times,” historians may call them.

  21. Octopus says:

    https://www.detroitnews.com/story/entertainment/2020/03/06/bruce-springsteen-unveils-live-recording-1988-joe-louis-arena-concert/4978350002/

    Just in case you missed this announcement, Abu. 😄

    P.S. Yes, I attended this show. Four hours of pure entertainment. 👏

  22. Octopus says:

    For stating the obvious? Get a grip, Chonky. 😃

  23. Octopus says:

    https://www.theblaze.com/news/liberals_mocked_trump_coronavirus

    Trump was right…AGAIN! And the Idiot Left self-owns once again. 😂

  24. rightymouse says:

    Thanks to the kind soul who added Fatso’s tweet to my post. Much appreciated. 🙂

    • Bunk X says:

      De nada, Righty! Thanks for answering the call!
      I checked out the pilot room last night, found that although you can post a tweet in the comments, it doesn’t work that way for the post itself, so you need to screen cap it and load it into the WordPress washing machine for it to work.

      And yeah, I’m back.
      Thanks for all the good wishes.

  25. windbag says:

    Chunky is testing the waters to see if his new “Reaction” YouTube channel is going to be a source of revenue.

    • Octopus says:

      Chonky’s working on his new Pornhub channel, too. First video:
      “Voluptuous senior meets new prison pals, gets pounded by Mandingo.” Very diverse. The comment section had some kind words for his acting, too. “The tubbo sure seemed like he was enjoying it, but that had to hurt!” 😱

  26. Octopus says:

    https://slate.com/human-interest/2020/03/open-relationship-coronavirus-advice.html

    Edgy advice column in Slate! OOH, they’re swingers! How Sixties. 🙄

    Note to Chonky, who never ever reads here, except on days ending in “y,” or when he’s asleep or awake: the scenario described which is causing you so much confusion, exists on a whole different plane from the one you inhabit. In this strange world, people actually interact physically with other human beings, sometimes multiple ones. To do this, they have to leave the house, or at least one of the parties involved has to leave their home and go to the other one’s Pit O’ Passion.

  27. Octopus says:

    You’re an 8th-grade Mean Girl, Chonky. Don’t beat yourself up about it. Embrace it. We enjoy mocking this side of you, just like all the other loathsome facets of your shitty personality. 😆

  28. Octopus says:

    I think this is pretty cool. A blast from the military past. I love that they gave soldiers cigarettes in their ration packs — men were men back then, and about to be blown to smithereens, so why the hell not? If I was in the Army now, or in any kind of combat environment, I’d sure as shit take up smoking again. 🙂

  29. Octopus says:

    If I had to venture a guess, it’s probably because you don’t have any friends.

  30. ISTE says:

    Finally an on topic post from me. Stop laughing and calling me a “soy boy” an other nasty names behind my back but sometimes I like/crave the meatless substitute stuff.

    I do not mean this modern day craze of having meatless look like meat. I mean things from years ago. Google nut cutlets ( and no, it is not another name for oysters only harvested in the Rocky Mountains )

    http://www.gourmetbritain.com/recipes/19593/nut-cutlets-recipe/ as an example.

    Tasty and great served with mash and gravy.

    Another favorite of mine is portabella burger. Grab a large mushroom, season it, spray it with oil ( I prefer peanut oil, it does not break down so easily at high temperatures ) and grill it just as you would grill a meat patty.

    Put it in a burger bun and top as you would a meat burger. Smoked white cheese, lettuce, maybe red onion and mayo.

    Pickles and ketchup in my mind tend to distract from the subtle flavour of the dead mushroom.

    Anyway, I admit it. Some “vegetarian” food is great!

    As to “Impossible Whopper” tried one. the impossible part was fucking nasty. Took one bite and then removed the pink nasty tasting round thing and enjoyed the Whopper part.

    I have a witness… LOL

    • Koko says:

      Spicey black bean burgers are pretty good too. I saw Jeff Mauro do a lentil sloppy joe on The Kitchen. Looked pretty good. I’m thinking of doing a lentil skillet barbecue.

      • Octopus says:

        There’s nothing wrong with vegetarian stuff, as long as it’s not some kind of hare-brained, let’s-pretend-it’s-real chicanery going on. I’ll pass on the Thanksgiving turkey made out of Ritz Crackers, thanks. I love beans, lentils, and every kind of vegetable. Toss some bacon in there, and it’s party time. I also like hare-brains, scrambled with some eggs and cheese.

        • rightymouse says:

          I love veggies as well. But I also LOVE pork tenderloin, roast chicken, seafood (except jelly fish & eel) and prime rib & roast beef. 🙂

          • Octopus says:

            We’re meant to eat all the things. Omnivores, with all the different teeth needed to process them.

  31. dezzez says:

    “That doctor wont do as I want him too and lie his ass off”
    Chuck, go play in traffic at rush hour.

  32. Koko says:

    Here’s Biden having a rally in Detroit in a HS gym. They’re not exactly bringin’ down the roof. Looks like maybe about 300 people.

  33. Koko says:

    https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/03/09/gavin-newsom-praises-trumps-coronavirus-cruise-ship-response-every-single-thing-he-said-they-followed-through-on/

    Looks like the governor of Chonky’s home state of Californication, Gavin Douchesome has fallen victim to Trump’s “outrageous coronavirus con game”. Here he is praising Trump, Pence and the Administration’s response and follow through on everything they promised. What a chump he is Chonky!! Apparently he’s not reading your super important Tweets alerting the public to the Trump con game. LOL!

    Newsom confirmed that he had a private conversation with the president, who told him, “We’re gonna do the right thing,” and, “You have my support, all of our support, logistically and otherwise.”

    The governor added that Trump said, during their conversation, “everything that I could have hoped for.”

    “And we had a very long conversation, and every single thing he said, they followed through on,” he continued, praising Vice President Mike Pence as well:

  34. Bunk X says:

    The color commentary is great. NSFW NSFK

    • Octopus says:

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!11111!!!!!

      I can’t stop laffing. That’s the best thing I’ve ever seen. 😆

  35. Bunk X says:

    He shoots, he scores.

    https://www.blogmocracy.com/2020/03/05/the-great-acetylsalicylic-acid-controversy/#comment-40545

    Possum
    30 | March 6, 2020 11:54 am

    Because I have a strange and twisted mind I would be very interested to see if the number of “regular flu” cases has dropped since everyone in the world has started washing their hands and stopped coughing on each other.

    Maybe the CDC could look into this? It could prove that if people were more hygienic all the time then the spread of other diseases could be reduced.

    Oh well….

    • Octopus says:

      My guess? Nothing anyone’s doing, besides the massive quarantining going on in certain countries that might slow the spread, will have any effect whatsoever. Germs gotta germinate. They go where they want, one way or another.

      • rightymouse says:

        My bossman’s 100th B-day party has been postponed because people are worried about flying with strangers. Don’t blame them. I’m trying not to panic like Tucker, but I’m not laid back about it like Rush.

  36. Koko says:

    Fatso’s completely FOS as usual. Gohmert was cleared by the CDC with no restrictions.

  37. ISTE says:

    Found another cat abuse video on youtube.

    There is no way anyone should expose a 3 week old kitten to a can of kitten food.

    Unless the kitten wants to….

    Day 24 and I know it is too soon for kittens to be weaned. They better not stop bottle feeding because I have four pints of kitten milk left and I cannot take it back to the store!

    Seriously at just over three weeks old they are exploring and I give them something to explore. A can of kitten food. As I said in the video I will not leave them unsupervised but they were eating it. Real weaning and onto normal food is about two weeks away

    And I got it wrong on video, kitten was not chewing the dish it was eating its catfood! Amazing at just over 3 weeks.

    Anyway, kittens doing OK. They now have teeth.

  38. Octopus says:

    Wow. 😱😂

  39. OLT's Eric, I think you Schiffed your pants says:

    David Frum’s butthurt Twitter is the BEST butthurt Twitter!

    • Koko says:

      I’m pretty sure Biden has specified only a ban on semi-auto assault weapons. And not all guns. But what’s more telling here is that he 1.) blew up at the guy telling him he’s full of shit. And 2.) after talking about it for the better part of a year in numerous interviews referencing the AR-15, here he says AR-14. I’m guessing a conflation of AR-15 and AK-47 maybe? Why would he lose his temper and forget the name of a gun he’s been talking about?

      • Octopus says:

        Because he’s an angry, senile old coot, is why. Boy, he’d make a GREAT President! 😆

        • rightymouse says:

          My mother had Lewy Body dementia which is a form of Parkinson’s. She would make up all kinds of stuff and get really mad when I told her what she was saying wasn’t true.

          • Octopus says:

            Oy. That’s tough. We didn’t have to deal with mental breakdowns with either of our parents, just cancer and heart failure. Not fun, either. 😳

  40. Octopus says:

    http://mobile.twitter.com/StephenKing/status/1236679835344343048

    Look who’s sassy! 😄

    Such a tool he’s become.

  41. dezzez says:

    Sorry Charlie, even a low life like Joy isn’t gonna fall on her back for a “full of shit” loser like you, and fatty you have never been man enough to say anything to any ones face.
    And JFYI, Biden came across as a punk and the intellectual light weight that he is.

  42. Koko says:

    Apparently Chonky and his pals are unaware that both remaining candidates embrace The Green New Deal. Most people understand that to mean exactly how it was sold. Namely, according to climate celebutards AOC and Greta Dumberg we have 12 years, oh wait less now to get rid of carbon emissions or our planet will die!! 😱

    • Octopus says:

      Chonky hasn’t gotten around to actually reading about the Green New Deal, yet. He’s very busy watching shitty TV shows and tweeting about them.

    • dezzez says:

      You know Chuck, think of something you stole from black band members.

  43. Octopus says:

    Think rationally and calmly about it? What kind of Trumpy bullshit is that?

  44. Octopus says:

    Who doesn’t love dogs and mountains?

  45. Octopus says:

    Sleepy Joe comes on strong, infuriating Bernie Bros and making the rest of the Idiot Left think he’s going to steamroll Trump in November! 😆

  46. rightymouse says:

    Biden is going to kick his own ass if he becomes the Donkey nominee. Can’t wait to watch ! 😆

  47. Koko says:

    https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/03/11/nancy-pelosi-demands-apology-from-kevin-mccarthy-over-bigoted-coronavirus-tweet/

    Chonky and his libtard buddies are claiming any reference to China or Wuhan in coronavirus updates are RACIST. And it’s more important to be triggered than to encourage people to go to the daily link Kevin was trying to convey in his Tweet. Many left politicians have said the virus should be called “Trump virus”. By this reasoning we can start calling Ebola (a river in the Congo) the Obama virus.l

    Works for me.

  48. Koko says:

    https://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2020/03/11/experts-china-carving-lungs-out-of-political-prisoners-to-treat-coronavirus/

    But they’ve brought so many people out of poverty. OK they CAUSED the poverty to start with…..

    – Bernie “The Bern” Sanders

  49. ISTE says:

    I hate cats!

    1:02 Kitten 2 ( the smallest ) yells “Put the fucking phone down, stop making stupid videos and FEED US!!!!”

    Day 26 and the kittens are getting too fast for me. I hope they think this is funny. I don’t.

    They went to the EMPTY water dish the big cats have, the big cats also have dry food and water in another room. That water dish the kittens went to is empty, for obvious reasons. We do not need accidents. They are too young to learn to swim.

    • Octopus says:

      They grow up so fast, our kids. 😥

      Reminds me of when we had two young ‘uns, only ours were two years apart in age, and little people. They get out of your control sometimes, and you just have to hang on and enjoy the ride, trying to keep them safe and not losing your own shit in the process. It’s worth it in the end.

      Note: that year when we had a toddler and an infant is still etched in our minds as the toughest year of our marriage. I was working a LOT of hours, and traveling for days at a time, at least once a month. She was adjusting to being home all the time, with a 24-hr-job and little contact with other adults, besides her parents coming over to “help” occasionally. Both of our Moms were having medical issues of their own at the time, so they couldn’t babysit or take over except for brief naps and such. I wasn’t exactly Mr. Popular when I “finally came home from work,” and was expected to jump right in and Mr. Mom for the evening. I’m getting a little stressed right now, recalling that period…magical as it was. 😆

  50. dezzez says:

    None that I know of lardass, But I am certain you are dumber than a bag of hammers.

    • Bunk X says:

      Where’s Ludwig? He needs to asplain it to Cap’n Jazzy.

    • Koko says:

      We’ve always seen microevolution in “real life” idiot. I think you mean real time. Viruses are just one example of microevolution. It’s also seen in insect pesticide resistance for example. Or bacteria resistance to antibiotics.

      https://biologydictionary.net/microevolution/

      Microevolution Definition
      Microevolution is defined as changes in allele frequency that can be observed within a population.

      In contrast to macroevolution, microevolution can be observed and measured in short periods of time, even within a single generation; macroevolution refers to the large-scale differences that can be observed between different species.

      An accumulation of changes resulting from microevolution will eventually lead to macroevolution through the process of speciation. In this way, they are essentially the same process, although on a different time scale.

      Evolution of Viral Disease
      Although they are a highly diverse group, viruses comprise several prerequisites in their biology that render them particularly susceptible to rapid microevolution.

      Unlike other organisms, viruses may store their genetic information using either DNA or RNA. Mutation rates during replication are much higher in RNA than in DNA and therefore new genes, which may be beneficial to the organism and increase in frequency through selection, are created more frequently. Viruses also have large population sizes and short generation times, which further increases the probability of a possible genetic mutation and allows mutations to spread rapidly through populations.

      Additionally, some viruses, such as influenza and HIV, can ‘shuffle’ their genes with other strains of the virus in a process called recombination. This can lead to the evolution of entirely new viral strains and greatly increases the genetic diversity of the population.

  51. Octopus says:

    Well, the NBA has suspended play entirely, and college hoops’ March Madness is going to be played in empty arenas. Many universities have gone to online classes only, and our local school system, “blessed with international diversity” as it is, is being pressured to shut down entirely for a month or so. In other words…

    Stay healthy, kids!

    • rightymouse says:

      Last time I looked, we had three coronavirus cases in Ohio. Three. PANDEMIC!!! Hair on fire!!

      • Koko says:

        Two here in Cynthiana, Kentucky – both linked to a single church. Which is amazing given there’s an international airport a 20 minute drive away from my house. (CVG – Cincinnati/N.Ky international airport).

        Did you know:

        The airport code stands for Covington. … They grudgingly called it Greater Cincinnati Airport but made sure the sign over the front entrance to the terminal also said Kenton County, Ky. That’s right: an airport named after a city in another state and the county next door.

        There’s always been a struggle between Cincy and N. Ky for economic dominance. At one point Cincy was deadset against a bridge to Kentucky. Even though many of their rich merchants lived in mansions on the KY side. So only ferries existed and we still have one today, the Anderson Ferry (operated since 1817) 8 miles west. We still take it for fun when we’re in that area. Eventually the first bridge was built by John Roebling, a suspension bridge and engineering marvel for it’s time. He later went on to build the famous Brooklyn suspension bridge in NY.

        https://cincyshirts.com/blogs/news/the-story-behind-the-john-a-roebling-suspension-bridge

  52. Octopus says:

    https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/cjaysan-twitch-coronavirus-face-masks-underwear/

    I guess desperate times call for desperate measures. 😆

  53. rightymouse says:

    That’s what they do best! 😆

  54. Octopus says:

    http://archive.is/aGGem

    Oh. My. Aching. Ass! 😱😂

    • Koko says:

      Quite a pukey convulsion of an article. At least he admits this – namely that the climate lie is aimed at economic growth that comes only with capitalism and free markets.

      Hardcore climate activists have long railed against economic growth and in the months ahead they may have their wish granted as GDP growth from China to Europe and the US is hammered by coronavirus.

      • Koko says:

        This was supposed to be block quotes

        Hardcore climate activists have long railed against economic growth and in the months ahead they may have their wish granted as GDP growth from China to Europe and the US is hammered by coronavirus.

  55. Briareus says:

    Found Koko Posts in the Spaminator. They’re free at last.

  56. dezzez says:

    “I just cannot even”
    By Charles Johnson.
    1) Eat just 1, 2 pound bag of cheese puffs
    2) Fit through a garage door
    3) Peel my fat ass off this reeking futon
    4) Make an honest living
    5) Keep my head from bobbing like a stupid chicken when I pluck a guitar
    6) Remember the last time I told the truth
    7) Stop kissing liberal ass for blog hits
    8) keep the lights on from liberal blog hits
    9) Stop begging like a mongrel dog
    10) Being a foul hate filled punk
    11) Sit on my bike without blowing both tires
    12) Lose the pre-menstrual weight gain

  57. Koko says:

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/03/report-demon-pelosi-pushed-to-include-federal-funding-for-abortion-into-coronavirus-response-bill/

    Demoncrap’s idea of addressing a pandemic – guaranteed federal funding of abortion. Just terminate more pregnancies and less people will be born and get viruses!

  58. Koko says:

    https://www.breitbart.com/radio/2020/03/12/tom-cotton-coronavirus-outbreak-is-moment-of-reckoning-between-u-s-and-china/

    Biden completely clueless about China. And the other Demoncraps and losers like Chonky are more worried about virtue signaling than protecting us against a totalitarian police state that has fought the world at every step in order to keep their monumental fuck-up a secret, needlessly risking millions of lives.

    Marlow invited Cotton’s comments on Joe Biden’s vision of China.

    “Joe Biden, as Robert Gates said, has been wrong on every major foreign policy question of the last 40 years,” replied Cotton. “You actually have to update that to, say, 50 years now? Because he still doesn’t believe that China is a competitor of ours. He still calls the Chinese Communist Party ‘good folks.’”

    The coronavirus outbreak “is a feature, not a bug” of communism, declared Cotton, recalling the Chinese Communist Party’s conduct.

    “What we see with the Wuhan coronavirus, it’s not a bug. It is a feature of Communist Party rule,” Cotton said. “If the Chinese Communist Party had simply been open and transparent in early December, if they acknowledged they had a problem, if they had asked for support from the World Health Organization and world-class scientists, not just from the United States but from countries like South Korea and Japan and the countries of Europe, we might have been able to contain this inside of Wuhan, inside of Hubei province. But no, they acted like communists. They suppressed information. They visited people in the middle of the night who tried to blow the whistle on this virus, and now look where we are.”

    Cotton concluded, “Joe Biden [is] very, very weak on China, a defining issue for our times,” adding, “Joe Biden has been on China’s side for 40 years, not on your side.”

  59. Koko says:

    https://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2020/03/12/taiwan-forced-who-china-worlds-best-coronavirus-containment/

    The Taiwanese have their shit together in spite of, not due to the Chicoms who had them thrown out of the WHO in 2016 because that makes them seem too much a nation state. And the Chicoms haven’t let them evacuate Taiwanese from Wuhan despite letting other countries do so. Ya know. Just to be shit headed callous commie scumbags, more concerned with commie totalitarian ideology than something as trivial as public health in the face of a massive disaster.

    Taiwan’s remarkably low number of coronavirus infections – less than 50 in total despite the island’s proximity to the outbreak area and extensive travel and commerce with China – has been credited to swift and effective action when the epidemic began, starting with a firm travel ban on China and the semi-autonomous territories of Hong Kong and Macau.

    Deutsche Welle noted on Wednesday that experts initially predicted Taiwan would be one of the hardest-hit victims of the epidemic, but it achieved one of the lowest rates of coronavirus infection in the world.

  60. Koko says:

    RT @Green_Footballs: Conservatives may deny the reality of evolution but we’re now seeing it in real life.
    32 minutes ago

    Shut up idiot. You’re embarrassing yourself.