Elizabeth Warren For FauxTUS – Charles Johnson Just Doomed Her Campaign

Hey Liz! Charles wants to help! Drop some wampum into his GoFundMe bowl and hire a real pro


Update: Proof that Charles Johnshon has influence is reflected in this Drudge poll 25 February 9:30pm PST:

222 Comments on “Elizabeth Warren For FauxTUS – Charles Johnson Just Doomed Her Campaign”

  1. Octopus says:

    Why haven’t I been following these guys lately? They kill me! 😆

  2. Octopus says:

    Everybody gettin’ crunk down in N’Awlins! 😆

  3. Octopus says:

    Still puckering up for Ollie’s giant rump, and still getting ignored like there’s no tomorrow. 😆

  4. Octopus says:

    If only there was a way…I know this is crazy and super sci-fi, but why can’t they invent some kind of recording device, so you could watch one show and then the other? It’s 2020, after all.

  5. Octopus says:

    You’ve been in full-meltdown since November ’16, Fatass. Fraying nerves? 😆

  6. Octopus says:

    Lemme see…in my mind, it feels kind of like this:

  7. Octopus says:

    “I’m friends with Stephen King, you guys. We talk all the time on Twitter. I would introduce you to him, but he lives far away in Maine.”

  8. rightymouse says:

    Good!! 🙂

  9. Octopus says:


    Shaddap, King! You’re about as deep as the plot of one of your formulaic crapsicles.

  10. Koko says:

    Chonky cites the expert again. Namely the comedy writer and British joke news host John Oliver to prove that Trump’s Indian host Modi is a right wing Hindu supremacist who was voted in by an army of psychotic deplorables.


    Wow: Trump Given Incredible Welcome in India

  11. Koko says:

  12. Octopus says:

    Here’s the all-out, fruitless panhandling again! It’s so sad. He gets nothing from these humiliating appeals. 😢😨😡🤬

    • dezzez says:

      Yes. Chuck and his fans are stupid enough to to think calling POTUS grampa full diaper is cutting edge political commentary and that redirecting crappy music videos from other sites to steal advertising dollars is “Groovy”, but 99.99% of Chucks fans are not stupid enough to pony up cash for that crap.

  13. beed says:

    Fuckers, what part of FREE BEER don’t you understand?


  14. rightymouse says:

    Weinstein is in jail. Good. He’s a pig.

  15. beed says:

    Yes. And sleeping with him to further you career makes you a saint, not a whore.

  16. Octopus says:

    We should have a lottery here where we try to pick the date of Chonky’s switch-over from supporting Lieawatha to throwing his full weight behind the communist cuck. Feel the Bern! It’s coming, Fatass. 😆

  17. Octopus says:

    Our great President is having a great time in India!

  18. Bunk X says:

    Joyeux Mardi Gras! J’espère que vous en avez un gros!

    (That’s frog for “show us your yayas.”


  19. Octopus says:

    It’s pretty awesome. Real Science strikes back! 🙂

    Speaking of climate, they’re all wee-wee’d up about a snowstorm tonight that will shut down schools tomorrow, leading to all manner of sledding and Snow Day fun for the kids, and a very rough commute for us oldsters. They’ve been pretty much wrong all winter about these predictions locally, as we’ve had very little snow since the early dumping we got back in November.

  20. Octopus says:

    I went to Fight Club and worked out like Young Mike Tyson, and then I read a book about falconry. Then I went to sleep.

    • rightymouse says:

      I worked on bossman’s bills, did some genealogy research for a client, made meatloaf for dinner, watched some TV, read more of Applebaum’s ‘Red Famine’ and then crashed.

    • rightymouse says:

      Gussy has nobody to blame except himself for his financial woes. Getting high constantly is part of the problem.

      • Octopus says:

        I think getting wasted every night and tweeting glurge until you pass out on the feral cat is NOT on the list of “Six Habits Of Highly-Successful People.” 😂

  21. rightymouse says:

    Here’s an idea. Ignore liberal media & their polls. Remember 2016. 😆

  22. Octopus says:

    It’s spooky. 😱😂

    • rightymouse says:

      He was awful at the debate last night. Awful! Will be interesting to see how he does in the SC primary.

  23. ISTE says:

    I am in touch with my feminine side.

    Also pink was $2 cheaper than other colours. 🙂


    • Octopus says:

      Pink is also a “tranquilizing color,” showing the capability to ease stress in humans and other animals. Them kitties will be a handful, and anything relaxing will be welcome. Not that I need to tell you that, by now. 😆

      • ISTE says:

        Just set alarm on phone.

        It said “alarm set for 3 hours and 27 minutes time”

        Now do I take a nap or have another couple of beers?.

        • ISTE says:

          Beer won. 45 minutes to feeding time.

          So, going to try really hard to poke the bottle into the opposite end of the cats to their tail.

          I hate being a single parent.

  24. Octopus says:

    Tomorrow (Wednesday) is an official Snow Day around these parts, with snow just starting now, and continuing on and off all day tomorrow. I’m working from home, as we say, when we’re really just going to sleep in and make a few phone calls if the need arises. The roads are going to be the worst by evening rush-hour, they say, so why become part of the problem? I have important things to do around the hizzy, like cuddle with the dogs on the La-Z-Boy, and read. 🙂

    The wife and I watched about fifteen minutes of the Dim Debate, before I heard her snoring and I decided to crack a beer and watch a scary movie I’ve been meaning to get to for months. So far, not that scary. I might go back to the falconry book, if things don’t ramp up soon.

  25. rightymouse says:

    Am watching the Donkey debate. They’re insane.

  26. ISTE says:

    What do you get when you combine Nightwish and a Curry?

  27. dezzez says:

    Nice try Chuck, but you didn’t get that notice for that image and we both know it, clickjacking is one of your favorite games to name one as is your intrusive ad size violations, Google isnt gonna put up with your bs, and I for 1 am happy.

  28. rightymouse says:

    Mental illness on display. NSFW or kids.

  29. rightymouse says:

    Fatso’s still begging for OW’s attention. 😆

  30. rightymouse says:

    All this beer talk made me go get a corned beef brisket at the store. It’s now in the slow cooker with 2 bottles of Guinness Stout. I had to wear a gas mask when I popped open the bottles. 🙂

  31. rightymouse says:

    Maybe you should concentrate on stopping Bernie as your Donkey nominee. Because if he’s elected POTUS, you’re just the sort of useless human detritus he’ll be looking to get rid of. Take it to the bank, asshole.

  32. Octopus says:


    Don’t want to get too cocky here, but all signs point to a big ol’ win for Trump in November. 😂

  33. ISTE says:

    Found a great video that not only shows how to feed a vey small kitten it also shows the capability of a $60 knock off GoPro strapped to the head.

    I may get one so I can make “hands free” cooking videos.

    Anyway, enjoy the tiny cats!


  34. ISTE says:


    Raising kittens is not all milk, hugs and cuddles.


    • Octopus says:

      That’s awesome parenting, right there! Good job with the pooping — that goes for Natasha, too. 🙂

      Someday, those cats will have to be returned to the wild. Make sure you teach them how to catch, kill and eat mice. That video’s going to go viral, for sure. 🙂

  35. ISTE says:

    Charles Johnson often tweets “current mood” and a pathetic picture…

    So, I thought I should try that here.

    Current mood…..

    • Octopus says:

      Sting is a massive douche, but I liked the horses. 🙂

      • ISTE says:

        Who is that Sting person? And yes I noticed there was a few horses in the video.

        What I dream of doing is playing in the sand with that lady. Building a sandcastle, rolling around in the surf.

        You know, old man dreams and desires.

        • Octopus says:

          I know about those things, too. Sometimes they bother the sleep. But, it’s just silly old man stuff. 😄

  36. ISTE says:

    OK as there is nobody in here I just set my alarm for 2am so I can feed my kids.


  37. Koko says:


    Pretty straightforward Arkancide.

    The FBI will assist in examining destroy documents and a laptop found at the scene, as well as phone records. The agency will also help withburn and bury evidence processingon Mr Haney’s motorhome and the firearm.

  38. Koko says:


    CNN top notch journalist pro Alyson Camerota is shocked to find out Bernie’s always been an effing weirdo with perverted social and sexual ideas. In addition to his insane political ideology which has him praising the most world infamous Cuban Communist dictator on national TV in a Preezyduncial debate.

    • Octopus says:

      I’m looking forward to the scrutiny of his wife’s stewardship of that school, too. I seem to recall some sketchy mismanagement, and possible commingling of funds.

  39. Koko says:


    I thought everyone already knew this. And the Feds (FBI and Immigration) are supposed to be looking into it. LOL! That’s a good one!! Ilhan does whatever she wants. She had a large Muslim wedding to one guy (Hirsi). Then a quiet small Christian wedding to this gay guy named Elmi who it turns out is her Somalian brother.

    Being concerned Muslims they (she and Hirsi) wanted to bring him to Minnesota to try and straighten the faggyness out of him. I don’t think it works that way.

    • Octopus says:

      I think the immigration fraud trumps the gay part, and then there’s the cover-up, which had to involve lots of libturded bureaucrats. Why she hasn’t been recalled yet is a good question. 😃

      Squad Goals!

      The Rancid One. The Stupid One. The Bro-Fo One. The Other One. 😂

  40. Octopus says:

    He’s collecting welfare to watch tv all day and night, while tweeting out glurge 24/7. No wonder he wants socialism so bad. To him, free everything is his inalienable right as a Fatass.

  41. Octopus says:

    He “gets” that “the science is settled,” right, Chonky? 😂

  42. Octopus says:

    Yes, but the trouble is, you won’t embrace the alternative. It’s too scary for you. You need help getting over that last hump. That’s where we come in. 😂

    • rightymouse says:

      Absolutely! We’ll be your safe haven. Except you have to quit doing dope. OK??

      • Octopus says:

        Or at least cut back a little. A couple of times a week, maybe, instead of every day. You’ll be amazed at the clarity you’ll achieve in a couple of weeks.

  43. Octopus says:

    I’m still coughing up loogies from my bout with the flu and bronchitis. Still get the occasional weird whistle from the lungs. That was a bad bug! Hope I’m over it by the time I catch the Coronavirus. 😱😳

  44. Octopus says:

    Bernie’s almost unstoppable at this point, for the nomination. He’ll lose the next one, but clean up on Super Tuesday. Isn’t that something? A real live Socialist, talking up Cuba and Chinese Communism. Incroyable!

  45. rightymouse says:

    It sneauxed last night & it’s sneauxing right now. And we have to go out tonight. 😦

  46. Octopus says:

    They used to juice up the Jungle Juice at parties with fifths of Everclear, which is basically pure grain alcohol. The vomiting was excessive, if you ask me. Colorful, but not attractive in the end.

  47. ISTE says:

    13 days old. Many people say cats are assholes. Mine are learning fast how to be assholes.

    Feed them every 3 hours or so. Now they have learned how to piss me off.

    Feed them, they take a decent amount of milk, I clean them and put them back into their nest.

    30 mins later they are screaming!!!! NEED FOOD!

    So, feed them, they do not drink much milk and then put them back to bed and silence….

    Play pen arrives today. Little fuckers going in it and I am going to listen to Nightwish with headphones on.

    Being real, they cannot walk yet, their legs don’t work correctly. Like watching a pair of furry turtles.


    • Octopus says:

      My Grandma’s cat had a couple of liters of kitties, when we were kids. It was fun to “steal” a tiny kitten once in awhile, and go play with it in the other room. After about ten minutes, Loopy the mom cat would come looking for it, staring you down and yowling. It was probably time for feeding and licking the pooper. 😄

      • ISTE says:

        This is not my first time doing this. Kittens are now at the stage where they cannot walk, and even though their eyes are open they cannot make sense of what they see.

        So as we progress it has gone from wake them up, feed them, poop them then put them back in nest to sleep to…

        Wake them up, let them crawl around for a while first, feed them, poop them, let them crawl around and then nest time.

        Oh if Pepsi or Coke want to sponsor me then nest contains a couple of plastic bottles filled with hot water and placed in socks.

        Two weeks old, another two weeks and MOUSE TIME!!!!

        • Octopus says:

          As long as you don’t pre-masticate or pre-semi-digest the mousies before feeding the kitties, I’m looking forward to that. 🙂

          Maybe they’d enjoy a nice mouse smoothie. Oh, I’m sure they would.

          • ISTE says:

            This next week or so is going to be difficult. They can see, well sort of, and they can move. It must be so frustrating for them.

            At this stage no point in starting human contact with them much. There are too many other environmental simulations for them to deal with.

            My goal with these two is at 8 weeks litter box trained and I would REALLY like them to be harness and leash comfortable.

            Plus used to riding in a car in a carrier. Once tried to get a kitten used to car rides without being in a carrier.

            She decided really cool place to go was under the brake pedal.

            Never again an unrestrained cat in a car!

          • Octopus says:

            Please keep this update going. I’m invested in these kittens now. I’m also invested in your investment. You have strong feline maternal instincts, and I applaud that heartily. Even though I’m still allergic to cats, though not as bad as before, since I started taking Claritin daily to deal with my allergies to the dogs, a later development. I love having my boy George sleeping against my leg on a cold winter’s night, but I wake up the next day nearly choking, and have to wash the bedding. He sheds like a collie, and licks himself like a cat, so he’s got a lot going on allergy-wise.

            I’m just glad I didn’t have to “poop him,” when he was a pup. It was the first year of our empty-nest syndrome, so I kind of welcomed the late night potty runs down the steps and out the front door, as soon as I heard him stir. He was the fastest dog to perfect house-training we ever had, as his powerful urge to please us made him neurotic and fastidious almost to a fault. I don’t think he ever had an accident in the house, after a couple of weeks with us, and he was young.

            Now, as to the Mini-Dachshund my daughter brought home a couple of years ago, that’s a whole different story. Henry is laissez-faire, about all the biological products, I think we have him trained, it’s been a couple of weeks between accidents, and then I catch him sneaking off while I’m napping to drop a small dry deuce under the piano. I mean, I don’t catch him, but I find it later, never suspecting that he left me while we “both dozed.” I love that dog, though. He’s got moxie. Went right through our fence to chase the neighbor dog back to his house, nipping him all the way, after months of them hurling insults at each other over the fence. Even the neighbor was laughing, as Henry is half the size of her mutt.

            Dachshunds were bred to be fierce, and root out vermin like badgers and rabbits. The small ones they call “minis” now are really the same breed, just smaller, more suited to rabbits and squirrels than the vicious badger. But they have the same sharp teeth and territorial attitude. I’ve seen it. I pity the fool squirrel this bad boy gets his teeth into.

          • rightymouse says:

            We had cats for years while the kids were growing up. One litter of kittens was born under my son’s cradle & another under our bedroom bureau. Two different Mommy cats within days of each other. I must confess that litter box duty got old after a while. 🙂

          • Octopus says:

            I never liked that litter-box thing, either. Go outside and do your business, ye lazy pussies! If L’il Henry can handle it, squatting into snow to pee or making himself into a “C” to poop, you dang cats can pull it off. Feral cats do it. You can do it.

  48. Octopus says:

    Another classic hit from the ’90’s, with a dark tale behind it:

  49. Octopus says:

    If we’re talking Nineties, we can’t leave out these noxious twits from across the pond. 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      I was watching this show the first time MTV ran it, and I was amazed when they started playing this song, one of Bowie’s early gems. The guitar solo was so clean and perfect, and the vocal was so good — for a guy who just wanted to be a noisy punk, he sure had some talent.

      P.S. Bowie’s version is also great, and trippier than Nirvana’s.

  50. ISTE says:

    From Gizbot7 on Blogmocracy

  51. Koko says:

    Dr. Bloomberg: You’re gonna kill it and make a better one, right?

    • Octopus says:

      She’s awesome. 🙂

    • rightymouse says:

      Fabulous!!! Trump 2020!! 🙂
      When I was pregnant with my son, I had an amnio done because of my age at the time (38). It came back showing some issues and my doctor told me she recommended an abortion. I told her ‘NO WAY’!!! Later, I had an ultrasound & he looked perfect. Well, he was born with a mild form of autism. He’s now 6’1 and is an over-the-road trucker.

      • Octopus says:

        Thanks for choosing life. 🙂

        I’m still pro-choice for extreme situations, like incest, rape and extremely-young pregnant girls who are probably the victims of those. But we’ve known for a LONG time that we would never encourage one of our girls to abort, no matter the issue. We’d do whatever to help them raise the child.

  52. Octopus says:

    “Relaxed and recharged.” 🙂

  53. rightymouse says:

    Retweeted by Gussy. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Trump is the antidote to the deadly poison the Idiot Left has been forcing down our gullets for decades. Biden’s brain is mush. Every day, he embarrasses himself and our country with another incroyable gaffe/lie/delusion, that freaks out his handlers and has the rest of the country chuckling. “The Villages…!”

      Or, as Ace put it after recounting a bunch of recent synaptic misfires on Uncle Touchy’s part:

      “Joe Biden’s brain is 90% porridge. The parts that aren’t porridge are pudding. The parts that are neither porridge nor pudding are a combination of Lie Plaque and Brain AIDS.

      Well that’s not fair: He was an exceedingly stupid and dishonest person when he was 30, too.”

      It’s true. Look at the old plagiarism scandal. Look at his career. Look at what he says on a daily basis, now. The guy is ready for the dayroom in “One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest.” Nurse Ratched, we got a live one!

      • rightymouse says:

        Can you imagine if there was a video of Trump drunk as a skunk? Fatso and his ilk would need smelling salts.

  54. Koko says:


    Truly gutless. An aide forgetting a fork for her salad sends her into a rage. But Warren putting Native American Indian on applications and posing as such in college and throughout her career – totally forgivable.

    Except Warren never admitted them.

    • Octopus says:

      Amy just proved herself an unserious candidate. A real player would have hammered Warren on this massive, borderline-criminal deception.

  55. dezzez says:

    “People with low stamina can stay up for days”
    Chuck Johnson PHD!

    • Koko says:

      Chonky’s not familiar with someone just forgoing sleep in order to get some work done on important and pressing national matters that affect us all.

      Acceptable explanations to Chonky:
      -Massive Mental Dysfunction (whatever that is)
      -He Pooped His Pants
      -All 3 of the Above.

    • Bunk X says:

      Charles has never been to architecting school.

      • Octopus says:

        Twice in college, at the end of semesters where I’d gone batshit on my usual procrastination, I was forced to stay up for several days to finish the coursework and prepare for the final exam. Both times I came through with straight A’s on the assignments, and aced the exams. Even though I was hallucinating and in a waking dream-state for the last day, and needed copious amounts of alcohol to come down from the caffeine-stress-mental overload. Surprisingly, a decent night’s sleep brought me straight back to normal the next day. Probably because I was about 22 at the time. 😆

        One of my courses was Existential Philosophy, and there was a weekly two-page essay required on that week’s reading. I had to do about twelve of them, in those sleepless daze. Another one was on English Poetry, from the 1800’s — I had to read dozens of poems, and write my reactions/interpretations of them, and then take the test on the whole shebang. I still have flashbacks from the morning I had to walk a mile through the fog to the test, hallucinating from the lack of sleep, while the lines and rhymes banged around in my head. It all worked out fine, though.

        • Bunk X says:

          Sounds familiar. Did a 72 hour stint in 2nd year – coffee and No-Doz only – and I saw moving colors in the snow. There were also little meteors shooting by in my peripheral vision.

          • beed says:

            I can attest to ‘architecting school’ being on the rough side of the educational spectrum… Mostly on account out-of-touch professors who don’t know how to manage their own time and as a consequence sure as hell can’t teach the students on how to manage theirs.

          • Octopus says:

            No-Doz was good, but I also had a few “diet pills” I got from a dealer at school. Those things, you had to be careful, because you’d find yourself obsessively cleaning or going out for a run instead of doing schoolwork. It was hard to sit in one place. 😄

          • Bunk X says:

            Yeah, like the time we busted our butts to make the deadline and the day before the project was due the profs extended it a week. Bastards.

            So we got a new keg and played eucre.

        • Octopus says:

          Pronounced, “Archie-tac-till,” by Fearless Fatass.

  56. rightymouse says:

    Biden for President! LMAO!!! 😆

  57. rightymouse says:

    Spoken like a true Donkey idiot. 😆

  58. rightymouse says:

    😆 😆

  59. rightymouse says:


  60. Abu penis penis penis lol says:

    In St. Louis county to watch our only child being accepted into a Psychology Society-thing. The university webpage lacks specifics but I’ll know more at 6 tonight when it commences. Mrs. Abu and I are so proud.

    We’ll be back in May for her graduation.

  61. Bunk X says:

    I went to elementary school with Wendy Ekstedt – her birthday is on February 29.
    She’s almost 16.

    • Octopus says:

      Leave that girl alone! It ain’t worth it, me man.

      TMI: Cub Koda was a founding member of Brownsville Station, and wrote the hit song, “Smoking In Teh Boys Room.” He was touring this album (Cub Koda and The Points) around town in ’80, when I was spending a lot of time in bars. The band was great, a classic Detroit rock band, lasting about one tour before the drugs kicked them to the curb. I remember Cub coming out and announcing, before the first song, “I’ve been doing coke all day to get ready for this gig!” Okay, man. RIP. 😆

      P.S. I still have this pink album, in near-perfect condition. My turntable needs a new needle, though.

  62. ISTE says:

    Just a quick day 15 informational post. Things are heading in the correct direction but K2 is lagging behind. On day 5 ( when I got weigh scales ) K2 weighed 12 grams less than K1 now it weighs 42 grams less.

    Weighing kittens every feed time is kind of a waste of time. They are so small that the weight fluctuates greatly as a percentage of total weight in between feedings because, and I hope I will not put anyone off their supper, it depends how much they shit and piss between feeds.

    Anyway at the 7pm feeding on day 15 the “empty” weight was K1 298 grams ( 10.5 ounces ) and K2 256 grams ( 9 ounces )

    K1 has a very loud and lower pitch scream than K2 so there may be a difference as to what each of them identify as their gender, if you see what I mean. Too early to do a DNA test to discover what chromosomes they possess.

    Also good news eyes fully open, they both have devil black eyes at the moment. According to the Internet eyes even though open they can’t see anything yet.

    As to the ” turtle crawl ” they are both showing signs of actually standing up.


    Even though there is a growing difference in the empty weight of K1 and K2 I am not worried at the moment because in all other respects they are both developing at the same rate.

    Now, you may all be wondering what kind of asshole turns raising two kittens into a detailed scientific study.

    An asshole with nothing better to do!


    • Octopus says:

      Asshole? For saving the lives of two of God’s precious creatures? I don’t think so. That’s some St. Francis-level shit, there. You don’t need to do the halo-haircut, either — you’ll be recognized, without going to that showy extreme. I see you, baby!

  63. Octopus says:

    I think this is just great, as is. The only thing I can think of to make it slightly better, would be an enraged grizzly entering the fray around halfway-through, and commencing to wreak ursine revenge on the bearskin-hatted players, one musician at a time. They’d have to keep playing, to keep from enraging their Queen, but one by one they’d be picked off and beheaded, or nearly so, by the 800-lb beast in their midst. The video of this bloody havoc would go viral immediately, and remain an all-time leader in viewership until the long-awaited SMOD hits home, cancelling everyone’s internet, cable and anything remotely-related to technological advancement since the Tertiary Period (look it up, while you still can).