LGF Live Blogs the Donkey Debate & the little lizard-lappers follow Charles’ lead)

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Charles Johnson’s Echo Chamber of Wonder.

The best summary appeared at the close of the debate:

Meanwhile, for all the little green rah-rah for Faucahontas, Drudge posted poll results (9:45pm PST):

2020-02-19 DRUDGE REPORT 2020 POLL 9.45PM

Sorry, Charlie.


163 Comments on “LGF Live Blogs the Donkey Debate & the little lizard-lappers follow Charles’ lead)”

  1. Koko says:

    Wait a minute…they’re talking about ELIZABETH Warren?? The weasely, mousy little twerp with a quavery voice who’s usually prevaricating when she’s not out right lying?

  2. Koko says:

    She’s a whack job who will say anything she thinks she can get away with. Almost as bad as Biden but not quite as stupid.

  3. Koko says:

    What an idiot.

  4. Koko says:

    Ha! Can this guy say anything without sounding condescending?

  5. Koko says:

    https://legalinsurrection.com/2020/02/bloomberg-campaign-mike-will-not-be-standing-on-a-box-at-demdebate/

    Trump wins the branding war: “Campaign officials tell @NBCNews that Mike Bloomberg will *NOT* stand on a box during tonight’s debate, despite Trump’s repeated claims that he requested one to boost his height”

    I have to say I initially thought Trump maybe went too far making fun of MB’s height. But now I get it. Trump knows him personally. It’s like making fun of Napolean’s height. He’s a ruthless elitest little prick who can take care of himself. Trump just wanted to troll him early knowing it will be forgotten anyway when he gets out there in front of the regular folks. Not employees that he can bully and intimidate. Byron York said tonight on Lou Dobbs he doesn’t have much of a stump speech and it’s not very good. And it sound’s like he sucked pretty bad tonight.

    • rightymouse says:

      Hubby & I watched most of it. It was painful. Bloomberg could have hit Warren back expounding on her her lies (native American etc.), but he just stood there unemotionally. Sanders is a blustering fool. He’s also 78 years old.

  6. Octopus says:

    https://babylonbee.com/news/undeniable-proof-god-is-real-this-complete-bum-found-an-amazing-wife

    The Bee continues to win the headlines contest on a daily basis. 😆

  7. Octopus says:

    “Fiercely-heterosexual Cory Booker” turned Rosario Dawson gay. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      I don’t understand why Booker hides his proclivities. It’s not like anyone gives a rat’s ass these days.

    • Koko says:

      She “clarifies” she didn’t come out when everyone thought she did in 2018 (but it’s not inaccurate) but she guesses she is now. Er something. 🙄:

      “But in each other I think we found our person,” she said of Booker, who announced in January that he would suspend his presidential campaign. (Dawson said she will support whoever becomes the Democratic nominee.)

      When Dawson was asked about a message she posted to Instagram to celebrate Pride month in 2018 that was interpreted as her coming out, she corrected the record, simultaneously coming out.

      “People kept saying that I (came out) … I didn’t do that,” Dawson said. “I mean, it’s not inaccurate, but I never did come out come out. I mean, I guess I am now.”

      “I’ve never had a relationship in that space,” she said, “so it’s never felt like an authentic calling to me.”

      Huh?

      https://www.nj.com/entertainment/2020/02/rosario-dawson-who-found-her-person-in-cory-booker-says-she-didnt-come-out-in-2018-but-has-now.html

      • Octopus says:

        Everyone knows Booker is gay, and she was his beard. We talked about it as soon as he announced his candidacy. To me, the worst thing about being gay is being dishonest about it, and trying to fool people into thinking you’re straight. That’s kind of shameful.

  8. Octopus says:

    https://www.algemeiner.com/2020/02/19/american-jews-dismayed-by-israel/

    Libturded American Jews are very dismayed by Israel. Good grief! 😆

  9. Octopus says:

    She’s so far behind Sanders in combined first-and-second-choice polls! The fact that Chonky’s tiny coterie of losers is excited about her feeble lies is really kind of touching. Biden is sniffing her hair as we speak, angling for another VP bid.

    • rightymouse says:

      She was a bellicose idiot last night. Complain. Attack Bloomberg. Complain. And Bloomberg just stood there and mumbled idiocy. Biden looked like he needed a nap. Sanders is going to hurt himself one day with all the flailing around he does with his arms & he sounded like a peevish child when he was attacked for the Culinary Union crap. And don’t get me started on Mayor Pete and Miss-comb-in-salad.

      • Octopus says:

        Having watched snippets of that circular firing-squad now, I am completely reassured that Trump will win re-election in a landslide, barring video surfacing of him eating babies for breakfast. The polls showing him losing to one or more Dim candidates are the same tripe they tried to sell us in ’16. Get your Quinnipecac polls and GTFO! 😆

        • Bunk X says:

          Trump won’t win CA, but the poll results should be interesting, especially the hispanic vote. Legal immigrants came here to get away from Mexicans, and the border wall should draw a lot of them for Trump.

          This year CA made some unusual changes with regards to the primaries – they moved the poll date up by several months, extended the days for voting, changed polling locations and provided every voter with a mail-in ballot whether requested or not.

  10. Octopus says:

    When the Left refers to “Science,” they mean the unquestioning embrace of the Religion Of Teh Holy Warmening, and the Scientific Redistribution Of Your Money to More-Deserving Minorities. Chonky gets it. 😆

  11. dezzez says:

    NO! hell NO lardass!
    You don’t get to dictate what name others are allowed to use, it’s his name and that’s just tough if it bothers you, you are both bottom feeding douche tankers and deserve each other.

  12. dezzez says:

    Blubber butt gets worried because he has never told the truth!

  13. Koko says:

    Chonk’s long time sage wingman. Somehow he’s been unable to monetize compulsive Tweeting. LOL!

    • Octopus says:

      Still has money for booze and dope, though. Thank God for EBT cards! 🥴

      • rightymouse says:

        It’s really sad when someone squanders the productive years of their life. I’m 65, am financially secure and still work every day even though I’m ‘retired’. I have little sympathy for someone like Gussy who isn’t stupid, but behaves like he is.

  14. Koko says:

    Our First Lady.

  15. ISTE says:

    Found a cool video on how to make kitten stew.

    First grow the kittens.

  16. beed says:

    Plumber. Electrician. What a man’s man I am. Rightymouse might be pregnant. Probably is.

  17. dezzez says:

    I wonder why people think you are a loon Chuck, oh wait, no I dont!

  18. Bunk X says:

    203 Charles Sat, Apr 26, 2008 6:37:11pm

    re: #201 sloppy

    I had ostrich for dinner once and it tasted awful. Even worse, my wife’s favorite cousin was our hostess and I felt compelled to show enough class not to act out my distaste. Ugh.

    You have to have it fresh. Any kind of frozen is awful. I get fresh ostrich steaks from a nearby ostrich farm and they’re really tasty.

  19. Octopus says:

    Look at Acosta. 😆

  20. Octopus says:

    She’s still out there, being cute and driving libturds insaner. 😆

  21. Octopus says:

    Wait…Fuckface “Knows nobody cares” about his endorsement? Is this a rare moment of lucidity, brought on by years of being the only contributor to his GoFundMe, and a decade of target-celebs ignoring his plaintive pleas for recognition?

    WE CARE, Chonky. We’re the onliest ones. We all dig ya, and your groovy jazzy ponytail-scene. Go, Fauxcahontas! It’s high time we put some high cheekbones in the White House. 😆

  22. ISTE says:

    How to make a kitten shit.

    Notice all these kittens have their eyes open and actually look like very small cats.

    Well, mine look like large mice, have their eyes closed and…. can manage to shit without my help!

    Wondering if they are really cats.

    • rightymouse says:

      How/why did Natasha get preggers? Weren’t you making sure that she was safe from the rapist Tom cats in the neighborhood??? Anyway, now the little ones are here, please make sure they’re safe and keep Beed away from them!

      • ISTE says:

        They are not Natasha’s kittens. She is spayed.

        Last Sunday I came back from the grocery store at noon and as I was walking to my apartment passed a shoe box with something screaming in it outside another apartment. Carried on walking as it was none of my business

        About 5pm decided to go see if the box was still there. It was and still screaming.

        Knocked on apartment door and eventually a woman opened door, and there were 4 or 5 young girls with her.Woman could not speak English, I cannot speak Spanish.

        I tried to ask where kittens were from, luckily the tallest girl could understand English but would not speak to me, she just whispered to her mother who either shook her head or nodded.

        It appears the kids “found” the kittens and brought them home…. Aw shit. No chance of finding out where kids got them from and already kittens had been outdoors in the shoe box for about five hours.

        I asked if I could take them. There was some nodding so without further discussion I took them.

        Put them in my apartment in the bathroom and closed the door. I have two adult cats that live with me and I did not trust them. Then a mad drive to Walmart for a bottle and kitten milk. Luckily they had some.

        Managed to get some milk into them both on Sunday night with difficulty. Monday $30 of assorted bottles and syringes arrived via Amazon and I found a combination of bottle and nipple they liked.

        When I got them their umbilical cords were still attached so less than three days old.

        Gradually introduced Natasha to them and now she cleans them for me at feeding time. Every 2 to 4 hours. Looking forward to eyes opening in another five days or so.

        I am so fucking tired! 🙂

        • rightymouse says:

          What a fabulous job you’ve done! Am very proud of you! Seriously! And it sounds like Natasha’s mommy instinct has kicked in. Bravo!

  23. rightymouse says:

    Fatso is a disgusting homophobe.

  24. rightymouse says:

    Oh, relax. Laugh a little. It’s a clown show.

  25. beed says:

    If Gus_123 or Gus_187 were here, which she is not, she would be tired too. Her net worth is two cents, a balloon and a lollipop at 50 percent. She spends her time in stranger’s bathrooms, on the floor in a fetal position with the lights turned off and the faucet full crank, trying to get away from the big-mouth populism.

    She is walking the streets, just looking for a friendly face, a piece of loaf and the occasional warmth from a stranger’s embrace.

    She is Gus_123 or Gus_187. I can’t remember which.

  26. beed says:

    Gus_907 on the other hand… What a bastard. Trading in misery and preying on the vulnerable, impregnating the unsuspecting innocents and taking whatever there is to be taken, just because he can. He hits the road and then he’s gone. The call him the Baby Driver.

  27. beed says:

    I checked in on Warren on the ISSUES, and she ain’t half bad, in the sense that I agree with half. The other half might lead to destruction, but you gotta take the sweet with the sour. Let me be your resident Warrenite… Warrenian… Warrenophile… What’s the word?

    Or, if you consider our old friend Charles’ contribution to be stellar when it comes to Warren, I can pick another candidate to back. I can be a Buttigig… Buttschmucker… Shit. Word? Or Sandershite… Sanderian… Whatever.

    Give me a candidate and I’ll run an online campaign like never seen before.

  28. ISTE says:

    Cat update. Weighing scale arrived Wednesday afternoon. Kitten 1 before 7pm feed was 144 grams Kitten 2 132 grams . They each take about 8 to 10 grams of milk regardless of the interval between feeding which kind of makes sense. Size of stomach I suppose.

    Today 3pm before feed was K1 175 grams and K2 158 grams. so heading in the right direction.

    Today we did something new, Natasha and I weighed kittens after feeding as usual so we knew how much milk they got. No use just relying on how much went out of bottle as not all milk ends up in kittens.

    Anyway, we weighed kittens after feeding and then did the , um… bathroom thing. I took one kitten and she took the other one. I used a cotton wool ball soaked in warm water, Natasha used the traditional tongue on the belly method. Then we re-weighed the kittens.

    We both got a result, but her kitten managed to lose 2 grams and mine only lost 1 gram.

    Next time giving Natasha a warm cotton wool ball and I am going to try the belly licking method!

    • Octopus says:

      You’re a kind-hearted man, man. 🙂

      Watch out for that “cat scratch fever,” though. It’s a real thing. Unpleasant, they say.

      In the world of cute baby animals, I had a close encounter today with one of my favorite things in the whole world. One of my co-workers’ kids brought in their new puppy to show Dad, and I nearly had to steal it. About 8 weeks old, a golden lab pup — I got to smell the puppy-bref’ and everything. 🙂

      • ISTE says:

        Humans I am not so good with. That is why I am alone.

        That is why I was banned from Blogmocracy about 20 times.

        Animals that need help, then I am there.

        Nasty snarling animals that are all grown up and just want to kill me then.

        Fuck them!

  29. Octopus says:

    https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/cat-scratch-disease-cuddling-a-kitten-could-kill-you-study-finds-a7318416.html

    Okay, it’s not as deadly as coronavirus or AIDS, but it’s not great, either. Get the kitties checked, or just give them to Beed to eat.

  30. beed says:

    I wouldn’t call The Blogmocracy-crowd “nasty, snarling animals”, those are your words, and I would want you to reconsider your claim that they are a collective human cesspool of rotten filth, and I don’t believe they, like you say, all have tiny, tiny penises, even the women. It is words like these that keep getting you in trouble. Just be kind.

  31. rightymouse says:

    Gussy was having a good time last night! 😆

    • beed says:

      We have tried reaching out, so many times, Bunk and I, but all we get is a cold shoulder and a whiff of gasoline. We could be friends and namesakes, but no, blocked we are.

      • Koko says:

        He probably thinks you just want to borrow money.

        • beed says:

          Well, it was our round and Bunk had “lost his wallet” and I was convinced we were on a drink-and-dash. Apparently, Gus has something called ‘morals’ and standards’ which he wouldn’t shut up about. I told him whatever standards he’s got, I got twice the amount, but to no help with his hysteria. He had to fork out, and our relationship has never been the same since. I keep inviting him to every drink-and-dash though, so it’s not on me.

          • Bunk X says:

            I remember that night well. Gus wore his CPO jacket, you in your red pumps.

          • Octopus says:

            At the end of that night, as sunlight began to glimmer over the Safeway sign, the red shoes were on the other’s feet. The jacket? Let’s never talk about the jacket, again. It served a purpose.

          • Bunk X says:

            What happens under the Safeway sign stays under the Safeway sign. Let’s talk about something else, like teaching kittens to shit.

  32. Koko says:

    https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/02/21/former-judge-accidental-bigot-bloomberg-preferable-to-committed-racist-trump/

    Demoncrap reasoning. Bloomberg’s actions were racist….But not the man himself.

    You know. Like Bill Clinton’s actions were rapist. But not the man himself.

  33. Koko says:

    That’s right, I’m an attention whore crying out for approval from programming nerds who mostly ignore me. Or point out my obvious coding mistakes with the naked eye.

  34. Koko says:

    • rightymouse says:

      Why am I not surprised? 😆
      Warren has no scruples. She’s as bad as Hillary. Only difference is that Warren never married a political animal like Bill so she has to lie, cheat, & steal on her own name.

    • Octopus says:

      What’s funny about that? I lasted 20 secs.

      • Koko says:

        It was an attempt to make fun of Chonky’s posting of yet another schlocky Randy Newman song. This time trying to make apologies to Euros and Brits or something about our effed up politics (like theirs are any better). The Newman video is at the LGF link. It reminded me of the old Hugh Laurie lampoon brainlessly lauding America for no apparent reason other than sentimentality. And, clearly in the trite New Awlens Newman piano and vocal style. So much so that Fry walks up and slams the piano lid on his hands in disgust.

        Pretty much a fail on my part if I have to explain it. LOL!

        • Octopus says:

          I’m not blaming you, Koko. I thought Laurie was dissing America, and lost patience. Carry on. 😃

          • beed says:

            Are we feeling vulnerable?

          • Octopus says:

            Yes! We feel very vulnerable. Where’s my .50 cal Peacemaker?

            Laurie’s an old Brit lefty who scored a big successful turn on American TV late in his career with “House,” a show that was kind of interesting until you realized that every single episode was the exact same script, with the names and diseases changed. Then it was, “House is hooked on drugs!” Then it was over, just in time. 😆

  35. Bunk X says:

    Fill in the blank: “No ____ no gain.”

    • Octopus says:

      “No Penis Penis Penis LOL No Gain!”

      Earlier today I met a man who’s been advertising his health insurance and mortgage company for years on local sports-talk radio, named, “Harry Glanz,” which in my juvenile mind translated as “Hairy Glans.” About ten times a day for the past fifteen years or so, I heard this name, and everytime I snorted. Now I have some kind of permanent snorting disorder, with sinus problems that will likely involve surgery at some point. It’s no laffing matter, now.

  36. Octopus says:

    Several years ago it was uncovered that nearly all of these border horror-stories were being made up and posted by jackholes paid by anti-American asswipes funded by Soros and his ilk. Leave it to Chonky to still be swallowing this crap. 😆

  37. Octopus says:

    God bless and keep you, CW, no matter what happens with this craptastic surprise. I don’t know what the hell happened with my Blogmocracy membership, but I’ve been blocked from logging in for a couple of years at least. Many times I’ve wanted to comment on things you guys are discussing, and then I get another “eff you, yer blocked” and I let it go.

    It’s not time for remembrances, and I’m sure CW is going to be fine, but I recall having a very nice discussion with this man about the greatness of one David Bowie about five years ago, before I even knew Bowie was ill. We talked back and forth about some of his best songs, and I related that I saw him at my first rock concert back in ’74, at the Michigan Palace in Detroit. If I recall correctly, I’m about ten years older than CW, so I’ve got a slightly-different perspective on some things.

    • Bunk X says:

      CW’s in his fifties. Had a fun commo a couple of weeks back.

    • Koko says:

      Amazingly I just logged into Blogmoc after probably a year. And even then was the first time in a year. I’m pretty good at remembering UNs and PWs.

      Hope everyone makes it through their medical issues unscathed. I’ve been to the ER twice in as many weeks (nothing serious in either case – had some unexpected bleeding) and a colonoscopy on Wed. Apparently I have diverticulosis which caused the bleedeing. Being a diabetic I don’t mind the needles for IV but I hate the damn tape they use to hold them in place. They always grab a nice sized piece of tape and sure to plaster it securely onto the hairs on the side of my hands. Tearing it off slowly could probably yield a wealth of terrorist plot information from the right person.

  38. Octopus says:

    The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.

    Maybe if I changed my login name, I’d be accepted back at Blogmocracy. The above seems appropriate. I like crows.

  39. Octopus says:

    I miss the ’90’s, political crap aside. My kids were born and grew up, the rock returned to some strong roots of punk, metal and whatever blend of that grunge was, and I liked it all. Well, I liked a lot of it. A lot.

    • rightymouse says:

      I was so busy raising kids & working a full-time job that the 90’s are a lovely blur. I still have an entire cabinet full of VHS movies from then. Remember the movie “Babe” about the pig? I think that one would have worn out. No internet (tho AOL started) and our first cell phone was in 1999. Good memories! 🙂

      • beed says:

        The 90’s… When we lived our lives in the real world and had proper conversations… Good times indeed.

        • Octopus says:

          “Babe” was an excellent movie. The sequel, not so much. 😄

          • rightymouse says:

            Agree! We didn’t get cable TV until pretty late and even then, it was basic because we had young children. So movie watching was from our collection of VHS movies.

          • Octopus says:

            We had those VHS movies, too — all the Disney ones, and a crapload of other stuff aimed at kids. Good times. 🙂

      • Koko says:

        My kids were born in April of ’99. They were children of the aughts. Kids Bop, Powerpuff Girls, Jimmy Neutron, Hanna Montana, iPods, Sansadisk shakers MP3 players.

        Fred:

        Uh..all of these:

  40. dezzez says:

    Let me get this straight Chuck, Trump is a master con-man while at the same time being a complete moron with crippling mental disorders.
    Well good luck with having it both ways and either way, he is still kicking imbeciles like you around like a football.

  41. Octopus says:

    The jibba-jabba from these maroons is tremendously entertaining. 😆

    They actually believe the Dims are holding back Something So Powerful And Damning, Trump would be crushed and driven out of office immediately if it was just brought to light! I guess because they keep believing their own bullshit, circulated endlessly in their little hive-mind bubbles of stupid.

  42. Octopus says:

    The Idiot Left is incensed that Trump is winning Indian voters over to the GOP side in unpredented numbers — the Dims took it for granted that the “brown people” of Indian descent would always stay on the plantation and adopt victim-mentality politics. Too many of them do, and it’s laughable given their success and work-ethic which are second to none, but more and more of them are embracing capitalism and conservative politics.

  43. Octopus says:

    Socialists For Hazy IPA’s! 🙂

    Thanks for retweeting that, Gus. You know you’re going to have to vote for Bernie, though, right? 😆

    • beed says:

      Whoa! Free beer!

      Bernie it is!

    • Koko says:

      Wonder if the owner of the establishment approves of the barkeep giving away his beer for free to socialists. This fool just might’ve gotten the poor guy fired if said owner capitalist pig recognizes his own place in the background. Would you trust a socialist to pay for this guy’s beer into the till out of his own pocket for your filthy profits?

  44. Octopus says:

    So glad he’s back! 🙂

  45. Octopus says:

    Sport Of Kings, eh wot? 🙂

    I would have enjoyed being a falconer in another life.

  46. Bunk X says:

    I bet I’m not the only one who thought of Beed while listening to this.

  47. Bunk X says:

    PJM has the results of the Nevada Caucus. Two comments :

    FeralCat
    Chief Always Angry vs. Chief Stolen Feathers vs. Chief Halfwit vs.
    Chief Papoose Face with Chief Moneybags watching from afar. All
    battling to see who will be Big Chief of the Confederated Tribes of
    Clowns.

    trangbang 68
    You overlooked Chief Takes It In The Hindquarters.

  48. Koko says:

    I feel certain this person did not vote for Donald Trump.

    • Octopus says:

      As one Indian comedian put it, “When you watch those magical Bollywood production numbers, you can almost forget that the whole country smells like poo.” 😆