Charles Johnson Nailed It.

00657118     10593 49      Charles         Sat, Apr 10, 2004 8:42:11am

[Screencap courtesy of The BRC & the late Nil Stooge.]


185 Comments on “Charles Johnson Nailed It.”

  1. Octopus says:

    Once upon a time, in the Long, Long Ago, Chonky McDumbth used to quote brilliant people like Michael Crichton, Mark Steyn, Victor Davis Hanson, and Bill Whittle. Now he quotes Seth Meyers, Stephen Colbert, and some Twitter harpies with rampaging PMS and TDS. His viewership is, understandably, way down.

    I remember him quoting Crichton on the massive boondoggle that was Teh Warmening — I can only imagine how Crichton would feel about the horrible, sweeping, bird-chopping windmills that have covered vast swathes of the country, with no appreciable benefit to anyone besides their federally-subsidized builders, and no way of recouping their construction costs. And that’s just a piece of the incredible stupid-pie that taxpayers are being forced to eat. Trillions of dollars are being wasted, that could be put to use fixing the nation’s infrastructure. Hell, we could have put in a high-speed railway from New York to LA, by now.

    More Crichton wisdom: http://scienceandpublicpolicy.org/images/stories/papers/commentaries/crichton_3.pdf

  2. Octopus says:

    Good talk. 😆

  3. Octopus says:

    What I Did On My Day Off (MLK Day, 2020)
    — slept in until 8 am
    — watched the Dateline and 20/20 murder shows from Friday night with the wife, which I always record. Great way to start any day.
    — read all the Morning Report stories from JJ Sefton at Ace’s
    — checked in here and said something
    — nap for two hours
    — watched Ep.3 of “The Outsider,” the one with the Magical Negress
    — watched the first episode of the 10th and final season of “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” which had me rolling on the floor laughing
    — watched some “90 Day Fiance” with the wife — that show is insane, and she likes it, which makes me wonder a bit about her
    — read myself to sleep with the last half of “The Silent Patient,” which is a good thriller you might want to check out. Twisty-turny!

    All in all, a good day. Thanks, Martin! 🙂

  4. Octopus says:

    Still going with the “bombshell”-description, eh? Hmm. I suppose the walls must be on the move again. Check the lugnuts on the car. Can’t be too careful.

  5. rightymouse says:

    2004 was right around the time I started posting on LGF. Wow! Long time ago! Then Obama was elected and Fatso decided he could make a fortune by changing his blog to a Donkey Show. He had already started purging before then anyway, so he just went bonkers.

  6. rightymouse says:

    Get a job.

    • rightymouse says:

      Part of the problem, Gussy, is that you’ve never invested in a decent career, let alone a home & family of your own. People who have savings and a good family are taken care of in their old age. You are staring at misery. But you still have time to change that so DO IT!

  7. OLT's And That's The Way It Is says:

    Seth Meyers. OMG. LOL. PPPLOL.

  8. OLT's Eric, I think you Schiffed your pants says:

    “Adam Schiff is making an excellent case”

    Holy cats. You can’t reach people this stupid.

  9. dezzez says:

    Does it count as treason when a blogger spreads known and provable lies and propaganda, how about sedition?

    • Koko says:

      Gawd what an idiot.

      • dezzez says:

        What Chuck misses is that if its perjury, then we get to jail a ton of his lying dem buddies, but Chuck is dumber than a blue soap dish.

        • Bunk X says:

          Charles Johnson, Attorney at LOLWUT.

        • dezzez says:

          Chuck is one of those creeps that calls everyone an idiot in an effort to make himself feel smarter, it never occurs to him that these bumbling nimrods beat him in every single category every single day.
          So Chuck, what does that tell us about you? lolol

          • Bunk X says:

            50 thou a year can buy a lotta beer. – Timbuk 3

            Sure, but those guys are raking in at least $500/hour. Charles is raking in about $wtf, but on the other hand he’s got no significant expenses. Talcum powder and Lotrimin is pretty cheap.

  10. Koko says:

    Chonky: Philbin’s arguments may be laughable, but at least he has the personality of a blue soap dish.
    32 minutes ago

    Wow he’ll never be invited on Bob Cesspool’s show. But he makes millions of $s as a high priced attorney. And represents POTUS on TV. Weren’t you on CNN once?

  11. ISTE says:

    Just passing through. Last night it was cold in Houston, not cold like it gets in the rest of the USA but cold for us here. In Texas the cooling equipment installed in apartments is OK ( and expensive to run ) but heating is not a priority, or much good.

    So, last night was a two cat night, as in all three of us snuggled up in bed together to keep warm. Well, cats kept warm, they paralyzed my legs and insisted on sleeping on my bladder. Do cats even know about bladders and then needing to pee at 3am? But I digress.

    Tonight is supposed to be cold again. Just walked into the bedroom and already there was a cat curled up on the bed all set to spend a warm, friendly and cuddly night with me.

    Great you say. But, only one problem….

    It was not my cat! LOL

  12. Bunk X says:

    Just sent this off to abunchapeeps. Pass it on.

  13. Bunk X says:

    +15 hours and almost nothing has changed on Drudge.

  14. Octopus says:

    https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2020/01/inside-edition-looks-for-crime-gets-more-than-it-wanted.php

    Wow…get a look at San Fran’s new prosecutor. He’s going to be freaking great. 😯

  15. Octopus says:

    His Drama Queenie tweets get more lugubrious by the day. 😆

    Wait until the day, coming soon, when this whole farce is tossed end-over-end out of the Senate court. I suggest we should have a welfare check done on him that day.

  16. Octopus says:

    Yer fine! Just keep rowin’, Chonky.

    • rightymouse says:

      Watch out for the sharks, fatboy.

    • Bunk X says:

      Josh Slocum’s story is amazing and the Wiki entry doesn’t do it justice.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_Slocum

      He was a mercenary, ran goods up and down the Americas. On one of his stops in South America, a trader added carpet tacks to the order. Slocum smelled fraud until the trader explained why Slocum needed them, especially since he was sailing alone. Slocum bought them.

      The carpet tacks, when scattered over the deck spikes up, acted as a nighttime burglar alarm to protect from pirates.

  17. Koko says:

    Anyone notice Schiff is trying to imitate 0bungle’s clipped way of speaking? He must be hoping it will make him more well liked. LOL.

  18. dezzez says:

    Chucks track record on being wrong with every prediction he makes just signaled a landslide victory in November for conservatives.
    Hey Chunk, remember telling yourself you would be rolling in millions if ya went full libtard?
    We do.

  19. dezzez says:

    Moderator: I red some other loons tweets!

    We know you are lying lardass because.
    1) You have no friends.
    2) Not a soul on Earth wants to talk to you
    2) You have never told the truth

  20. Octopus says:

    God forbid you should look in a mirror by mistake. 😱

    • dezzez says:

      Chunk regularly mocks people for their looks, education, religion, clothes, age and weight.
      One of these days he may accidentally tell the truth but I wouldnt bet on it.

  21. Octopus says:

    https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/01/22/adam-schiff-tries-to-make-impeachment-about-russia-collusion-hoax/#

    How insane is it that Schiff-for-brains spent the day humping the dead chicken of “Russian Collusion?” Does the Idiot Left forget the humiliation and despair that followed the Mueller Report? 😆

  22. Octopus says:

    What crimes? Please, enlighten us. The House wasn’t able to come up with anything but unfounded accusations of “obstruction,” based on nothing, and “abuse of power,” based on less than nothing. So, Schiff had to retreat to the thoroughly-debunked Russian Collusion nonsense, and then try to manufacture a link to Ukrainian Collusion in the next election, that the Idiot Left knows they’re going to lose. 😆

  23. Octopus says:

    How about the “Mating Dance Of The Greasy Sweatball?”


    Wait until you see the violent ending, where the clumsy oaf tries to move in for the smooch. The female nearly takes his head off with a heel-palm to his glistening forehead. Nature can be cruel. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      The pic that blew the top of Chonky’s head all the way off, forcing him to crater his blog and take leave of his right mind. 😆

  24. Octopus says:

    The burn-gifs in this thread are hilarious. 😆

  25. Octopus says:

    Zombie is still alive and well, at Ace’s, laying the smackdown on SJW’s failure to support the very crap they’re accusing everyone else of ignoring due to racist, homophobic and misogynist hate. 😆
    —————————————————————–

    448 But SJWs are terrible fans who do not support franchises.

    And you can’t just watch a boring, terrible show out of nothing but Political Spite forever.

    So they have, predictably, checked out. As they always do.

    The reason for this actually, is not that SJWs cease doing things out of political spite, it’s that have such a vast logjam of virtue-signals to emit that they have to prioritize and have a triage system for how to spend their spite-filled hours.

    In the Old Days, there was a buffet of mainstream normal culture to choose from, and then one or two weird outlier “alt” counter-culture choices. So if you were a proto-SJW in that era, you choices for spiteful thumb-your-nose-at-the-squares time-spendage were very limited as thus very clear.

    But in the modern era there entire cultural landscape has been flipped, and now there are countless SJW “alt” (not really anymore) cultural choices, and you must decide which of the man you grace with your time.

    So, it’s not like the SJWs have given up on Batwoman and gone back to watching something actually good and enjoyable – no, they gave up on Batwoman because they deemed it was more important to spite-watch some other leftist piece of garbage — which they will then in turn quickly abandon for the next one, ad infinitum.

    They’s all still spite-watching all evening long, but the market is oversaturated with spite-choices.
    Posted by: zombie at January 22, 2020 06:20 PM (fK2gX)

  26. Octopus says:

    Gus back to retweeting leftist-glurge:

    Well, of course Trump is unconcerned about our troops. He only cares about his pussy-grabbin’, and huge pile of Krugerrands he sleeps on every night.

    • OLT, Legendary Status Dutch Uncle says:

      But Stephanie Kennedy cares about our troops, right?

      So she’s making sure they’re fully funded, keeping them away from stupid temptations in Syria, getting rid of ROE that literally caused US military deaths, surgically taking out bad actors that seek to kill them … what? She’s not? That was Trump???

      Are you trying to tell me that Stephanie Kennedy is just some hack Leftist on Twitter who cries ORANGE MAN BAD and adopts any position she thinks will work, regardless of how stupid it might be?

      Because that’s what it sounds like to me.

  27. Octopus says:

    https://turtleboysports.com/fudge-dragon-felicia-arrested-for-dumping-8-times-in-natick-parking-lot-becky-brigade-blames-trump-and-metrowest-daily-news-for-reporting-it/

    This is how you SHOULD look in your mugshot, when you’ve been caught pooping in a parking lot many times. I mean, she pooped many times, but was only caught the last time. Girl, you should be ashamed of yourself!

  28. rightymouse says:

    Be careful, Fatso. You may get sued for defamation when you say stupid shit like this. Just sayin’.

    • Koko says:

      Hah! Witless Fatso missed the obvious in his blathering commentary. One step? Try goose step dipshit.

      Seriously I used to listen to Beck but finally concluded he’s nothing more than a shock jock using right leaning politics as his schtick.

  29. Octopus says:

    Look at this motley crew. 😆

  30. rightymouse says:

    Fat Boy is kicking butt with his begging bowl. HAHAHAHAHA!!
    $10,370 raised of $20,000 goal

    Last donation was 16 days ago.
    His GoFundMe was Created May 6, 2015

  31. rightymouse says:

    Spoken like a true liberal Donkey! Well done! 😆

  32. dezzez says:

    Cutting edge comedy there Chunkster, I’m betting Ricky Gervais is worried you will steal his next slot at the Golden Globe awards.

    • Octopus says:

      Chonky knows all about old Little Debbie’s snack cakes, bought for pennies on the dollar behind the Culver City Safeway. I mean, he gets them out of the dumpster.

      He’s really taking to Trump, though. Hammer and tongs. Such a brave social justice warrior!

    • rightymouse says:

      That’s a very stupid tweet from the fat idiot. I guess he would know about moldy old Little Debbie snack cakes. Probably has them all over his rat-infested hovel. Ewwwwwwwwww!

  33. Octopus says:

    https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/transgender-activist-jessica-yaniv-charged-with-assault-report

    This…thing, just gets more and more insane by the day. It’s a man in drag, attracted to young females it finds on the internet, and tries to get them to come to naked parties under the guise of…what, exactly? Then, when questioned, it goes ballistic. It needs to be stopped.

  34. Octopus says:

    https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/01/23/exclusive-you-fcking-cnt-stephanie-grisham-inundated-with-sexist-hatred-threats-as-establishment-media-pile-on/

    The Idiot Left is clearly very sane and well-adjusted, with the rampant success of Trump’s first term going all gangbusters and stuff. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      So much for diversity & inclusion. Typical Donkey hypocrisy.

    • Koko says:

      And it’s all being fomented by the angry left media who no longer get to turn press conferences into circuses. People like CNN’s Jim Accosta don’t ask questions. They hurl accusations for ratings. Then Bezo owned WashingtonBleep picks it up the next day and makes hay with it. Rinse and repeat. Too instead of appreciating the chance to query the President’s Press representative they instead turned the full force of their Trump hatred at Sarah Huckabee Sanders. To the extent she was daily called a liar, insulted, body shamed and much worse by freaked out libs and celebutards including the supposedly responsible “journalists”. The latter of which know full well the Press Sec can only go with what she’s been given. She (or he) doesn’t make the damn policy. How could they be lying?

      Trump realized Fake News is going to make up whatever they want. Why give them a couple of Press Sec quotes to dress it up like real news. Now they can ask Trump questions on the lawn as he heads to the helicopter behind a cordon. And the camera is fixed on him. Not them. So you have no idea who asked the question. I’ve noticed the questions seem much more reasonable and relevant to legitimate news of the day in this format.

  35. Koko says:

    This article about his latest idiotic pronouncement includes a hilarious history of AlGore – Warmening Huxter Extraordinaire’s warming predictions over as far back as 2006. And proves that if you tell the liberal media what they want to hear, regardless of your shameless vested interest, it will bring you rich rewards, honor and a total pass on accuracy. No one in the left media has ever questioned that he and whatever scientists he consults with are always completely wrong when the time comes to check if they were right.

    Now he says global warming is like 9/11. So……3000 people are going to die? I thought millions had already! 9/11? Don’t you want to go with something like…. the Holocaust? Or the Permian extinction?

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/01/al-gores-latest-line-on-global-warming-this-is-9-11/

  36. Koko says:

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/01/abc-mysterious-recording-from-april-30-2018-trump-fundraiser-claims-to-include-audio-of-president-calling-for-ukrainian-ambassador-to-be-fired/

    I think ABC thought they had a gotcha here because Trump has said he doesn’t know Parnav. Which isn’t surprising because he probably doesn’t. Despite having spoken to him. He says that about a lot of people. It does confirm though that Yovanovich was talking trash about him openly to others. So yeah, he said get rid of her. Like 0bungle fired all of the Bush appointed ambassadors. And Hitlery Rotten Klingon, as First Beyotch replaced the Travel Office staff 100% so she could give the business to her Arkansas cronies. That came out after several lies were first used about cutting costs or whatnot in usual crooked Klingon fashion.

    I actually think Trump has been a little naive in thinking ANYONE there from the 0bungle time can be trusted or would appreciate the kindness of getting to keep their jobs. Such as the “whistleblower” who everyone knows is from the 0bungle admin and coordinated closely with Schiff to fabricate an impeachment. This idea of career employees who serve whoever is CIC is pretty much a unicorn these days. Just look at the FBI. Literally stacked at the top with about 7 layers of 0bungle/Clinton loyalists just waiting with the sharp knives behind their backs.

    BTW Chris Wray needs fired. I think Trump recently referred to him as the “current” FBI director. LOL!

  37. Koko says:

    CNN Sucks just heard about this. They keep acting shocked when we’ve known for 3 years the FISA warrants were shit, submitted by anti-Trump FBI crooks and signed off on by crooked anti-Trump judges. It’s also been reported they made 51 procedural errors all against Trump’s favor and IN favor of spying on his campaign and trying to frame Trump. BY ACCIDENT of course. There will be STERN reprimands and an indefinite curtailment of coffee/doughnut privileges.

  38. Koko says:

    CNN Suck’s most hunkiest neanderthal token straight guy predictably and witlessly attacked supposed Trumpers who have criticized and belittled Greta Dumberg. His steroid addled brain idiotically forgets they just settled to the tune of unknown $millions to make Nick Sandman’s case go away. He merely smirked at a guy beating a drum in his face while wearing a souvenir MAGA hat.

    https://www.foxnews.com/media/chris-cuomo-greta-thunberg-cnn-nick-sandmann-covington

    “Why do these Trumpers think it is OK to go at a kid?” Cuomo tweeted, scolding the Trump administration.

    Critics on social media quickly reminded Cuomo about the attacks Sandmann faced by his network, which led to a major settlement earlier this month.

    “Didn’t your garbage network just settle a nine-figure lawsuit for defaming a Catholic child at a pro-life march?” The Federalist co-founder Sean Davis asked.

    “Chris, your network literally just settled with a Covington High School kid after you smeared him,” political strategist Caleb Hull told the anchor.

    “The name Nick [Sandmann] escape your mind? Or are @CNN employees ordered to pretend you didn’t pay him millions for smearing him a year ago for not supporting your left-wing politics?” radio host Derek Hunter reacted.

  39. Octopus says:

    😱

  40. Octopus says:

    Is this the long-awaited pic of Chonky we’ve been seeking since 2009?

  41. Koko says:

    Hilarious comments. The libtards all think Trump personally stole the logo from Star Trek and Gene Rodenberry.

    Suck it libbies!

  42. Koko says:

    Apparently eating bat soup doesn’t make you a super hero.

    • rightymouse says:

      I saw the pic of that girl eating the bat & wanted to throw up. There’s a reason certain creatures should be off-limits to us. They are puke-worthy. For me, they include snake, bugs, jellyfish, worms, monkey brains, eel, rodents, and BATS!

      • Octopus says:

        Also, dogs, humans, cats, songbirds, slugs and grubs, and coffee beans “processed” by going through any animal’s digestive system. Yes, that last is a thing. A disgusting thing. 🤮

  43. dezzez says:

    Internet tough guy, Chunck Johnson style, cuss out a screenshot with no tag.

    • Octopus says:

      That’s his best shot, the “fuck yourself”-torpedo. Doesn’t make any hits with it, but boy, it sure sounds tough in his head. 😄

      • rightymouse says:

        That’s Fatso. He can’t have a reasoned conversation with anyone, nor can he be mature when someone disagrees with him. He folds with profanity.

        • Octopus says:

          It’s the whole totalitarian mindset in a nutshell: “Shut up,” xe explained. Cut them off. De-platform them. Cancel them. They say…different things. Things what triggers us.

          A libturd relative went off on one of those sprees last night, after one holiday-pour glass of wine too many. Bleating about Russian Collusion and Trump rewriting the Constitution to suit his dastardly whims. I posted a pic of Trump-as-Hitler, in full mustache and swastika. Stirring, stirring. Boy, did things heat up in a hurry. 😂

    • Bunk X says:

  44. rightymouse says:

    Schiff is an insane, lying jackass, you idiot.

    • rightymouse says:

      Please elaborate on your “plundering” accusation.

      • Octopus says:

        “Plundering” — Record-low unemployment, aka, ruining “funemployment,” which was free time to get high and binge-watch Netflix crap, in between Twitter conflagrations.

        Just one of Trump’s many “high crimes and misdemeanors,” a phrase the libturd was throwing around with abandon last night. Oh, was she cheesed off about him attending the pro-life march!

  45. Octopus says:

    The Expert on Art and Comedy hath thpoken! 😂

    • poteen2 says:

      So sez the fluffy critic in the pussy hat who authored a dog eared collection of rusty hinge polaroids.

      • Bunk X says:

        He pronounces it “Coal Bear” when we all know it’s kol-bert.
        (And Charles, the name is not pronounced “seethe-my-ears.” either.)

    • Koko says:

      Speaking of “art” in quotations, how’s that “art” category GoFundMe you setup going?

      Charles Johnson is organizing this fundraiser.
      Created May 6, 2015
      Creative Arts, Music & Film
      https://www.gofundme.com/f/green_footballs

      Really? Because you own a guitar? Because you link occasionally to music videos? This makes LGF “art”? I ask because when you go to LGF the first thing you see is your message begging for money to stick it to the right wing. And the whole place is nothing but left wing propaganda barf. Nothing about art.

      Sounds pretty lame.

  46. Koko says:

    In less than 3 hours Trump’s lawyers crushed the House insects this morning.

  47. Koko says:

    Chonk is so taken by Adam Schiff’s patriotism and solemn duty and beautiful words….I think he might cry.

  48. Koko says:

    LOL! Even CNN Sucks had to agree. And they SUCK! Toobin had to break the bad news. As a lawyer he had no bright spot to point to for them. They’re getting crushed like bugs by the President’s excellent lawyers.

  49. Koko says:

    Now shallow Carrey wants to run away from his horrible and violent GOP and Trump bashing paintings so he can sell his cartoonish kid movie to the masses.

    https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2020/01/24/coincidence-jim-carrey-vows-no-more-trump-bashing-paintings-ahead-of-sonic-the-hedgehog-release/

  50. Octopus says:

    All of these idiots ate shit in 2016, and they’re still wolfing it down today. Looking forward to seeing them rage and weep again, this coming November. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Love it! They were all wrong. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        And they’re STILL wrong, and they refuse to admit it. They live in an alternate universe, where Trump cheated to “win,” and then cratered the economy, blew up the world, slept with his daughter, grabbed every woman’s coochie, and is planning on staying in office forever as Supreme Diktator.

  51. Octopus says:

    No, we’re not offended. We’re heartily amused. The ability to be offended by anything the Idiot Left horks up regarding Trump died somewhere along the way in the ’16 primaries. 😆

  52. Koko says:

    https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2020/01/24/f-donald-trump-rapper-yg-arrested-for-robbery/

    Can’t make this crap up. He was scheduled to perform at the Grammys in honor of his fallen fellow rapper Nipsy Hussle, also a gang member and gunned down by a fellow gang member. Yeah really. Such noble people to hold up for our children on national TV.

    On the day of the shooting the killer (guy ironically named Eric Holder LOL!) was driven there by a woman he’d only met weeks before. She was excited to see Nipsy Hussle and had her picture taken with him. Moments before the shooting. “She testified that she then heard two gunshots and Holder returned to the car soon after.

    “I asked him, ‘What’s going on? What’s going on?” the woman testified. “He’s like, ‘Drive, drive, before I slap you.'”

    Rap and drug thug culture has been the worst thing to happen to the image of blacks. We’re all supposed to embrace it else be labeled racist.

    • Octopus says:

      Truly, the glorification of drugs, gang warfare, stupid hideous gold jewelry encrusted with diamonds, gross misogyny, and all the rest of that shit, wrapped in bad rhymes and thumping beats you can hear from a mile away, was interesting for a minute in the ’80’s. For me, it turned into comedy in the ’90’s. Now it’s just meaningless noise.

  53. Octopus says:

    When everyone is a Nazi, nobody is a Nazi. You’d think an old totalitarian who practices Goebbels-esque propaganda daily would get this by now.

    • Octopus says:

      He pronounces it, “gerbils.” No, seriously. I heard him say it to Iceweasel, shortly before he re-absorbed her into his bulk.

      • Octopus says:

        I meant to say, “Asswhistle.” Because that’s how he calls out his little gerbil buddy, when he needs someone to talk to in the bunker.

  54. Octopus says:

    It’s not for you anyway, Fatass. Only sane people need concern themselves with simple facts that prove once and for all Trump has done NOTHING wrong during his massively-successful Presidency. You keep humping that dead, rotting chicken of “Russian Collusion” and whatnot, whatever the bug-eyed freak Schiff was babbling about recently. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Also, you should address Trump more like a younger, far-more-successful brother, than a grandfather. He’s far more youthful and vital than you are, with a hot wife who could be your daughter. 😆

  55. Octopus says:

    #hotgirlsforbernie is trending on Twitter, apparently. Also apparent, as Trump would say, “They’re not sending their best.” 😆

  56. Octopus says:

    King really threw us a curveball with “The Outsider.” The coach is evil…no, wait. The coach is normal! 😱🙄

  57. Koko says:

    OMG! Kobe Bryant’s just been killed in a helicopter crash. 4 others as well, not sure who. Very shocking.

  58. rightymouse says:

    Just saw this on the news! Terrible!

    • Abu says:

      I feel awful for the families of the 5 victims.

      The St. Kobe adoration has already begun. What we’ll not hear is he was convicted of felony sexual assault of a 19 year-old hotel employee because narrative. I hope the media proves me wrong. I would gladly apologize.

      • Koko says:

        I was not a Kobe fan. He always seemed cold and reptilian. But the felony charge was dropped because the victim declined to testify. Instead they settled in a civil suit. The woman was troubled to say the least, on schizophrenic meds. She wore underwear soiled by another sexual encounter with a different man to the rape exam. Meaning either she put on dirty drawers to go get examined by the cops or weirder, had sex with someone else after the rape. Huh boy! Although he did seem to admit being overly rough with her.

        • Octopus says:

          https://www.si.com/vault/2004/09/06/8184791/the-science-of-the-brief-encounter

          Seems she didn’t have sex with anyone else after the rape — the semen from “Mr. X” was degraded, and several days old. He was rough with her, as she bled considerably during the event — I don’t know if they ever decided if it was anal sex, as rumored, or rough genital sex. Either way, she didn’t like it, and felt she’d been raped. I suspect she was raped, other speculation about her morality set aside.

          One of my greatest sports memories of all-time was watching the Detroit “Go To Work” Pistons dismantle the Lakers dynasty once and for all. Kobe was a petulant little bitch in the series, blaming his teammates (mostly Shaq) for not “helping him” enough, and hogging the ball even though his shots weren’t falling. It was so great. 🙂

          That said, RIP. It’s a tragic ending, to a spectacular life. Helicopters aren’t safe, and neither are other small aircraft. Lots of rich people find this out eventually.

          • Koko says:

            Who knows. But it seems everyone has forgiven and forgotten including all the fans, the victim, his wife. And he was punished with 3 daughters he had some ‘splainin’ to do. But to me the saddest part of this is his 13 yr. old Gi-gi with her whole life ahead of her. And any other teens that were on the way to that b-ball practice. Truly terrible. Kobe had his glory.

  59. Koko says:

    A little Freudian levity amid the tragedy.

  60. Koko says:

    Turns out Trump gets the last laugh on the Space Force logo. Turns out it’s modeled off the logos that have been used by NASA and the Air Force Space Command for years. IOW OF COURSE the Star Trek TV show designers would have looked at those and extrapolated how a Federation Star Fleet logo might look in the future. LOL!

    https://legalinsurrection.com/2020/01/us-space-force-logo-stuns-with-similarity-to-star-treks-star-fleet-emblem/