LOL آلت تناسلی مرد آلت تناسلی مردآلت تناسلی مرد


Yes it is, um, Charles, except for one thing. Microsoft’s translator app sucks donkeys. Here’s the actual Tweet:

Here’s the script cut-n-pasted directly from that tweet:

به مردم شجاع و رنج کشیده ایران: من از ابتدای دوره ریاست جمهوریم با شما ایستاده‌ام و دولت من همچنان با شما خواهد ایستاد. ما اعتراضات شما را از نزدیک دنبال می کنیم. شجاعت شما الهام بخش است.


Here’s the Farsi to English Google Translate translation:

Here’s an enhancement of that translation:


Charles Johnson, you blew it again, just like you did with the laptop menu board, the Air Cav Hat, the Tennessee State Flag, the Ohio State Flag and your credibility.



ههههههههه
خخخخخخخ
هاهاهاها
هرهرهرهر

 


232 Comments on “LOL آلت تناسلی مرد آلت تناسلی مردآلت تناسلی مرد”

  1. Koko says:

    Chonk’s j’accuses why I parted with the right translated by MS from English to Urdu, then back.

    Evidently Cretaunism is bad. As are homopobac bagotidens, barthers, criatounts and right wing old man. And who the heck is Pat Bacon? Also right wing tracks are missing from bushes and cliffs. And he’s not gonna let ‘em walk on a mountain. Ok thanks for that heart felt righteous screed Chonky! 😆

    Begin Chonky’s dumbth translated from Urdu….
    1. Support fascists in America (see: Pat Bacon, Robert Stacy McCain, etc.) and in Europe (see: Vlaams Belang, BNA, S, Pat Bacon, etc.)

    2. Promote prejudice, hatred and white supremacy (see: Pat Bacon, Ann Colter, Robert Stacy McCain, Leukey Rockwell, etc.)

    3. Promote the return of women to dark ages and general religious prejudice (see: Operation Rescue, Abortion Group, James Dobson, Pete Robertson, Tony Parsons, All Religious Rights, etc.)

    4. Promote Against Science Bad Madness (See: Cretaunism, Climate Change Wishes, Sarah Palin, Michelle Beshman, James Inh, etc.)

    5. Promoting Homopobac bagotidens (see: Sarah Palin, Doson, Whole Religious Law, etc.)

    6. Promoting anti-state madness (see: Tea Parties, Malaysia, Fox News, Glenbeck, etc.)

    7. Promoting conspiracy theories and hate speech (see: Alex Jones, Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Barthers, Criatounsts, Climate, etc.)

    8. Right-wing old man, who is almost universally dominated by hate speech (see: hot air, free republic, ford aka, etc.)

    9- Anti-Islam bagotidaniss, which is more than a critique of radical Islam, promotes fascistism, violence and genocide (see: Pamela Galler, Robert Spinner, etc.)

    10. President Obama’s hatred, which is more than criticism of his policies, racist, hate speech and strange conspiracy theories (see: Diane Pictures, Tea Party, BSA Se, Michelle Askan, Fox News, WorldNetwork Daily, News Right-wing)

    And a lot, much more. America’s right wing tracks, missing from bushes and cliffs.

    I’m not going to let them walk on a mountain.

    • rightymouse says:

      Fatso’s jackusses to why he parted from the right from years ago was so stupid. It was so transparent that he desperately wanted to financially benefit from Obama being President. He screwed himself when he tried to go liberal. Hey, Fatso! Do yourself and every one else a favor and dig a deeper hole for yourself!

  2. Koko says:

    Pamela Galler and Robert Spinner are notorious anti-Islam bagotidanisses doncha know?

  3. Octopus says:

    Yes, you are. 😆

  4. Octopus says:

    They do say, “mil-yo.” When they’re laughing about a certain fat figure of fun. 😆

  5. Octopus says:

    The nightmare, for Chonky, is that the Iranian people are happy as hell the bastard is dead, Iran has backed down, Trump is up even higher in the polls, and there’s no WWIII. 😆

  6. Octopus says:

    Chonky fantasizes about being friends with Stephen King all the time, because they both tweet idiotic TDS glurge. That’s a big club, Fatass. He doesn’t have any idea who you are. If he did, he’d write you into a horror story as the disgusting monster, fused to a futon. 😆

    • Koko says:

      Chonky has no talent. He’s not in the same league with King. Don’t get me wrong. I don’t think King’s a great writer. But he was smart enough to figure out how to monetize writing so he could just keep doing that, make a ton of money and not have to get a day job. But I could tear his writing apart. It’s just a formula many have used before. The alternating story line chapters. And he throws in violence and sex for shock and prurient effect/value. He’s writing for horny housewives and immature illiterate losers (Chonk) or college kids (me thirty some years ago.)

      • OLT's Swalwell That Ends Well says:

        It is a pretty decent telebishun show. The tension is building nicely.

        Being King, it’s simple enough for me to follow. Since I haven’t read the book, I have no idea where it’s going, so that’s fun.

        And so far it reminds me a lot of current events. Trump is the horrible murderer, and the Democrats have him dead to rights, except he isn’t and they don’t.

        • rightymouse says:

          This is one reason I watch the Andy Griffith show & Bonanza reruns on TV. 😆

          • Octopus says:

            We gots six new inches of snow on the ground — Daddy’s getting encouraged by Momma to start shoveling. See, there’s a few more inches of freezing rain on tap, for the evening. Temps plunging after that, so we’ll have a true “Water Winter Wonderland,” our glorious state motto. Yay.

          • Abu as Lt. Tragg says:

            Perry Mason, FTW.

        • Koko says:

          On your endorsement I will check it out. King does deliver entertainment for your dollar which is more you can say for Chonky. I signed up for HBO after years of boycotting them for this one show “His Dark Materials” I like it because the lead is an adorable innocent girl child. Because of that they can’t show all the simulated sex crap which in my opinion adds nothing to stories. And because otherwise the poor kid couldn’t even watch her own show! There’s another boy on the show, her character’s best friend too who’s also a dynamite actor. The adult actors are meh, adequate. That girl too is I believe the child in the Wolverine movie. She was fantastic in that. That was very violent so I hope she was shielded somewhat from the final product.

          • Octopus says:

            I have to see it now, too. All the critics reference True Detective, so that wasn’t Chonky’s asstootness on display. 😂

          • OLT's Swalwell That Ends Well says:

            My almost-85-yo father binge watches series in between hours of politics on cable TV.

            As a result, I have seen/overheard a lot of dreck.

            This was better than the average show. Take that FWIW (I could never stand Bonanza).

          • rightymouse says:

            I’m in love with Hop Sing.

          • Octopus says:

            Hop Sing is awesome. I really respect him for keeping his traditional Chinese garb, in the middle of cowboy country. One of these days he’s going to kill Hoss, for stealing food from kitchen when it not dinnertime! 😆

          • rightymouse says:

            Hop Sing was awesome!!!! 😆

  7. rightymouse says:

    Fatso knows as much about Farsi as I do which is zero. He always tries to be a FKIA and winds up looking like a fat idiot.

  8. rightymouse says:

    Gussy weighs in…

  9. Octopus says:

    Anger Management!! 😂😂😂😂

  10. Koko says:

    Yep. You and my wife righty. We still guffaw and chuckle at Barnie and Floyd and Gomer and Goober😁. Those early ones were the best when they were still sorting out who was going to be straight man. Eventually it became clear it has to be Griffith. They gave him the show because he had been a good standup and comedy actor. But when several comic fricking geniuses show up you better figure something else out. Griffith was amusing but he also had leading man looks. And fell perfectly into the role of Dad and responsible voice of reason and maturity for Mayberry’s motley yokels. The others were perfect foolish clowns making the show skyrocket.

    • Koko says:

      And then Griffith and Knotts showed they could act seriously together. After all law enforcement is not always funny. Smart writing. Something you don’t see often now.

    • Bunk X says:

      Emotional weather report courtesy Tom Waits.

      • Koko says:

        High tonight, low tomorrow. He still amazes. Had a drummer friend who turned me onto him. It was an afternoon ritual after classes to put on Waits, fire up a bong and pop a couple cold ones.

  11. Octopus says:

    Wicked good. 😄

    • Koko says:

      Yeah whatever. I could do that if I wanted to. I just don’t want to. But with my help she could be the best. Has anyone seen my dress? 🦍

  12. Bunk X says:

    I was looking for something else, but I found this:

    • Koko says:

      Serendipity + the Interwebz + whatever bottle you’re working through at a late hour = COMEDY GOLD! That was awesome😆

    • Octopus says:

      The shrill cackle pierced my skull, just as I got to the last frame. I nearly shat myself. 😯

      Oh, why won’t you run for President again, Shrillary? It’s your turn! No, seriously. America owes you. 😆

      Some things to consider:
      — Slick Willie’s long list of sexual predations, and Her denunciation of the women as liars and sluts
      — The emails, again
      — The “Suicides,” including Jeffery Epstein, who most definitely was murdered in his cell on the second attempt
      — Her failing health, including the seizures and having to be dragged up stairs, and tossed into vans like a sack of potatoes
      — Whatever new stuff Trump is able to dig up, from his advantageous place in the WH

      It would be FUN, if she ran again. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        Campaign Slogan Suggestion: “Tanned, Rested And Rotten.”

      • rightymouse says:

        In addition to your list, she’s clueless. Has no political instinct AT ALL! Only an idiot would have kept Huma by her side after Weiner’s weiner had been plastered all over the internet.

      • rightymouse says:

        Also, I was thinking of the possible slogan: “Bitchy, Butch and Bossy”.

  13. Octopus says:

    https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2020/01/13/alec-baldwin-trump-supporters-responsible-for-near-moral-collapse-of-this-country/

    Alec Baldwin deserves a seat at the Crazy Table with Cher and Jim Carrey, for sure. He got himself all wee-wee’d up for a long rant on Twitter yesterday. He’s a very angry little boy! 😆

  14. Octopus says:

    Well, you are the Fat King Of Teh Incels, Chonky. I’ll trust you on this one. 😆

    I guess this means Fauxcahontas will be the next Prexy. (authentic Indian war-whoop)

  15. Octopus says:

    THE PARNAS DOCUMENTS, MAN! 😆

  16. Koko says:

    https://finance.yahoo.com/news/steven-mnuchin-reveals-trump-lift-000001261.html

    And Chump Schumer is in here somewhere complaining about a deal he could never make. And you call yourself a Jew? No seriously we know he hates America and all of us.

    But you have a lovely niece. A family of ass wipes.

    Amy Schumer shits all over an award in Britain ( in front of Michael Caine) and starts talking about jizzing on her tits in front of decent people. What a fucking idiot. Hollyweird rewards this. Put her on the trash heap with Chelsea dick Handler.

    • Octopus says:

      She’s just not funny in America anymore, if she ever was. Maybe she’s amusing in 🇬🇧. Her last special was almost unwatchable, bordering on Margaret Cho-levels of stupid bleah.

  17. Koko says:

    https://www.foxnews.com/us/california-couple-robbery-beating-youtube

    They fought back against thieves. So yeah they’re the ones arrested. They passed new laws in Chonky’s Cali that stealing is not a crime. But assault for having all your shit stolen is still a crime. The message is clear there. Don’t buy anything!! Just steal it from store’s and other people. And don’t talk like a dick or a fag.

  18. Koko says:

    https://www.foxnews.com/us/feds-arrest-michael-avenatti-california-bar-association

    I dunno I looked all over CNN and could’t find this story which is clearly a mistake. They meant Nick Sandmann was arrested, right?

  19. Koko says:

    https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/anna-nicole-smith-larry-birkhead-hopelessly-in-love

    Finally! A tell-all of Anna Nicole Smith. I had so many questions after the reality show where she was drunk, drugged up, mercurial, randomly vicious, blatantly greedy and entitled and confused. It boggles the mind how things could’ve worked out so wrong for her. Especially with a caring handler who wanted only the best for her. Oh and and tons of money AND in her pants. like I blame him. I like when Sugar Pie goes ape shit. But the show was like watching a car wreck. Yeah I judge but I watched it. 😜

  20. Koko says:

    I think mercurial actually means randomly vicious. It’s synonymous with capricious. Which yes I actually weighed in my decision of which word to use. I’m Salieri to Octo’s Mozart. Laugh on monkey boy! 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Too many notes! 😆

      • Koko says:

        Yes I still remember that line!. And if you aren’t a musician you might think this is an unlikely scene. It’s not. I’m a musician like your husband. I wouldn’t think of writing without a keyboard or a guitar if I could play one. The latter I mean. I can grossly assault the former. But all musicians know the geniuses like Mozart and Bach and any great master could write like we write an email. Beethoven wrote deaf. Mozart was writing this requiem in D on his death bed. He was probably planning to get up and get some damn whiskey when he felt better. Yeah no I’m kidding. It’s no laughing matter. He knew the powerful orchestra he could bring to bear. Geez.

        • rightymouse says:

          Hubby has spoken about musical grammar/chord structure many times. He says that the composers pick a theme & follow the rules. 🙂
          I must confess that, though, I think Handel had divine intervention when composing the Messiah.

  21. rightymouse says:

    I pity you if you don’t believe in an afterlife.

  22. Octopus says:

    Bernie Bros are being mean to Lieawatha! 😢😂

  23. Octopus says:

    He’s in a snit again. 😂

    • Koko says:

      Yah, the horror. I clicked it. Gah! 😳

      Can we get back to pop tarts kissing each other? Yeah I know they SAY they have political views but I think they’re just weak minded little goofy turkeys.

      Of course you liked it Katy. We men feel the same way. My mom would make me give my Dad a kiss before bed when I was like six. Uh….it was..how shall I say..awful? You women who are straight are courageous souls! I wouldn’t kiss me. LOL! You know I kid. You’re built to be drawn to our weird, hairy, ugly grossness. And thank God for that because otherwise this race would have died out long ago.

  24. Octopus says:

    This guy. 😆

    • Koko says:

      Yeah it’s amazing how little you can accomplish with such powerful technology.

      Or I could go with “Well that was a wide interpretation. But a bit of a stretch.”

  25. Koko says:

    Is this really what liberals value? Having some tattoos? You didn’t even join the military and risk your life for our country, for your family? That’s a reason to have marks. Go to hell liberals. You stand for nothing and fall for anything.

  26. Koko says:

    Seriously, what’s not to love? A moral talk that starts with “If you don’t do your job I’ll shoot you.”

    • Koko says:

      Forgot the e on morale. Sorry. Stuff’s moving very quickly around here. We have carrion birds as big as small dogs. And they’re at war. Just with each other thankfully. Dixie and I are trying to keep at least our small patch properly policed.

  27. Octopus says:

    Nobody cared that she erased the long-sought Grand Unifying Theory. 😆

    • Koko says:

      My real response is on top comment below. I was distracted slightly.

      • Octopus says:

        If anyone is naive enough to think this gal didn’t know she was being watched while she was erasing, I’ve got some waterfront property in BFE I’d like you to take a serious look at. 🙂

        • rightymouse says:

          There was this gal ahead of me in the grocery store the other day who wore a pair of tight black stretch pants. Her butt was very jiggly. I thought she was fairly young until she turned around. OMG! The plastic surgery! Oy!

  28. Octopus says:

    I was laughing so hard at the clown show of the Dem-Zombies with their DOA Sham-Peachment Articles Delivery, I nearly choked on my hamburger. Seriously. I had to turn it off, and watch some “Seinfeld,” which was much less absurd.

    The Five do a nice job of re-hashing the strange hash that is the glop delivered to the Senate.

  29. Octopus says:

    https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2020/01/15/elizabeth-warren-bernie-sanders-debate-audio-liar.cnn/video/playlists/this-week-in-politics/

    Oh, she’s an angry l’il Indian! Bernie’s lucky his scalp isn’t attractive enough for her scalp-scarf, which she only wears in the boudoir. Chonky — can we get a pronounciation on that last word?

    • rightymouse says:

      The Bernie Bros and Warren supporters are at war with each other on Twitter. I still think Biden’s going to be the Donkey of Choice.

      • Octopus says:

        I love that they’re having a vicious, sexist, classist war, with her being denounced as a lying cultural-appropriator, and all that. She doesn’t like being accused of lying on national TV, it seems. Well, then. Maybe you shouldn’t have lied your whole life. 😂😂😂😂😂

  30. Koko says:

    That would of course be the gravitational theory of Newton unified with the almost mystifying theory of micronic tiny movement at molecular level….. oh what the heck. I don’t know a goddamn proton from a crouton. That was one fine jiggly ass. We’ll figure out that unified theory thing some other century. I have to go look at that video again and be alone with my tiny thoughts.

    • Octopus says:

      Dat ass, dough.

      • Octopus says:

        As for the whole gravity thing, which helps with the jiggly thing, isn’t it kind of crazy that we still have no clue about the mechanism by which bodies exert their gravitational force? String-theory is an interesting notion, but there’s nothing backing it up besides, well, string-theory.

        It does seem probable we are all connected with something, whether it be tiny strings, invisible gremlins, or God’s Love. For instance, how is it that people and animals know they are being watched, even from a distance, even from behind dark glasses or deep cover? What is the mechanism for that? Scientists think it might be the streams of photons going to your eyes, and back again to the source, but there’s no current way of measuring that. Just another interesting notion, until there’s some scientific evidence.

        • Koko says:

          God. You’re such a fag. 🤣🙏🏻 What the hell man? That was deep and smart. Please keep writing. I can’t keep up. The others can here. They’re smarter than me. I’m merely a clown. About to be kicked out at any minute. Not being sarcastic. Your writing and thoughts are great. It’s no man crush though. That’s reserved for Bunk.

          Politics aside it’s still a fun video.

          • Octopus says:

            😂

            Hey! Bunk is my man. We dug coal together, in our younger days. That’s a euphemism for something gross. 🤔

            P.S. Does anyone else here know the, “ we dug coal together”- line?

          • Koko says:

            And it’s so ironic and not funny that cancer, a molecular malevolence took out Carl. While he talked about the species informing the universe. Thanks fuckers. I was just talking about how great you are.

          • Octopus says:

            We used to have Carl Sagan. Now we have the clown prince of bought-and-paid-for pseudoscience, Neil “Mike” Tyson DeGrassi Jr. High School. It’s not a step in the right direction. 😢

          • Bunk X says:

            Guys, please do not fight for my affections. Fight for those proffered by the likes of ISTE and that scandi guy beed.

          • Bunk X says:

            “Digging coal” meant liking hot black chicks.

          • Octopus says:

            That, too. But I was referring to the final scene of “Justified,” which still makes me a bit verklempt.

            There’s another phrase racist scientists use, called, “investigating black holes.” Still another, “entering wormholes.” Those guys are real cards.

  31. rightymouse says:

    Am watching the Senate nonsense. All the Senators had to sign a document. OMG! Only ONE pen was used!!!

  32. Bunk X says:

    This made me smile for a split second, then I felt ashamed.

    • Octopus says:

      It’s not asking too much. 🙂

      • Koko says:

        He sets you up. Sure it’s about caring, and loving, and… hygiene. Seriously wash your ass. For you in the balconies. Would you like a like a closer look?

        God that’s killer comedy.

  33. Bunk X says:

    If I posted this earlier, I may or may not be sorry. Your choice.

    • Bunk X says:

      Sound up, Charles.

    • Koko says:

      And we wonder why blacks haven’t gotten around to murdering all of us by now. They’re like well, One that would require us showing up on time, which you may’ve noticed we don’t really do. And secondly we do find you mildly amusing.

      No seriously they’re the most modern humans. We whites are from older stock. They will ruin your fuckin’ day. They’re not taking your tests or your classes. Just your women and your stuff. 😆. No seriously that sounded racist but how many times have you heard, why are there no dominant black culture?. I finally realized they don’t have to. They came up from Africa and they’re using what they found. Like intelligent modern humans. Can they operate computers? Yes. Can they fly space shuttles? Hell yah. And will they design solutions with us to make sure we survive this crazy shit hole gravity well we call Earth. I have no doubt.

      • Octopus says:

        They invented peanut butter and gas-in-tire necklacing, too. They’re clearly poised to inherit the Earf.

    • Octopus says:

      The boy had talent. Too bad Dad couldn’t take a joke, and twisted his head off. 😦

  34. Bunk X says:

    Hunh. It’s late in the PacTimeZone, and there’s a chance that I could score the sidebar.

  35. Bunk X says:

    I assume that everyone here has translated the farsi by now, and realizes that with every comment, this site has posted

    آلت تناسلی مرد

    more times than any other site in the history of the universe. Congrats.

    • Octopus says:

      I am still traumatized by the sheer indignity of my own ass-raping in this manner, under the guise of “preventive medicine.” They found nothing up there. Which is good, I guess, But still…that gallon of laxative was hardly akin to “buying me dinner first.” 😡

    • Koko says:

      I just was telling my wife the other day. Ya know if Dr. Fagan would just buy me a box of candies I could escape with some dignity. Before I went under his nurse was asking about my health, and she’s like severely querying me on my health: Are you SURE you don’t have heart disease or diabetes??!??? Yah I know you gorgeous tall bitch ( she clearly runs marathons in her spare time when she’s not banging anyone she wants to) OK I look like a wreck. She’s looking at me like I’m a giant insect. But it dawned on me then they have to be very careful. If they put someone under who needs insulin and they aren’t informed. Anyway that pretty turd’s going to be SO SMARMY next time when she finds out I’m diabetic. Just BACK OFF SISTER😆

      • Koko says:

        Oh the irony of my ass doctor’s name being Fagan. I didn’t even get any gin!

        • Koko says:

          Yeah it’s Fagin, not Fagan like my butt Dr. We watched the first half of the 1968 movie tonight until the intermission. It’s so fricking great. I’m like what’s going on? She’s (wife) like it’s a godamn entracte. Moron. I fucking took french. Plus I’ve played shows. But I’m just a dead gorilla.

  36. Bunk X says:

    “Damascus steel from Balls from the bearing.”

    • Octopus says:

      Those poor guys took a strong dose from the Chernobyl clean-up. And all they got were those too-small shirts. 😦

  37. Bunk X says:

    Leonard Emmanuel was awesome.

  38. Octopus says:

    Islam: Our Moral And Intellectual Superiors
    Part 534, In A Continuing Series

  39. Octopus says:

    Weird Dave had an all-time classic post on Ace’s ONT last night. 😂😂😂😂

    http://ace.mu.nu/archives/385343.php

  40. Koko says:

    Looks like a minute ‘til I stare into the the abyss for an hour. Is this mic on?

  41. rightymouse says:

    Yeah, Fatso. I’m sure you’ve got Maddow’s attention with your stupid tweet. 😆

  42. Koko says:

    Fartso singing to his lovely manlady Mancow.

    • Koko says:

      It was really formative for me. I was born in late ‘62. This came out in ‘68. I must’ve been taken to a big theater in ‘69, ‘70 or so. I saw that scene when they celebrated her. And fell more and more in love with women. I was crushed when the story killed her. I loved the Artful Dodger. But I wanted to be him. He was so cool and cocky. What I wanted to be. Tough and good looking. Guys back me. If you were gonna turn gay wouldn’t it have been here with a bunch of boys and sweet faced leads? But we didn’t turn. I already had crushes on girls. My mom never discouraged my absolute worship of her. So maybe that made the difference.

      • Octopus says:

        Gay is okay, too. As long as you own it, but don’t make it the ONLY thing you ever think or talk about. And stay rational. Good luck! 😃

  43. Octopus says:

    There is no other music for this shitshow. 😂

  44. Octopus says:

    https://www.breitbart.com/the-media/2020/01/17/cnns-jake-tapper-lev-parnas-has-a-serious-credibility-problem/

    When you’ve lost CNN’s Own Jake Tapper… 😢😂

    …and Chonky was SO excited! Wheels and walls, baby. But, no. Denied again. Like when Pam fired the heel of her hand into his sweaty forehead, as he went in for the kiss that would seal their bloggy-bond. BAM!

  45. Octopus says:

    Chonky really needs to go on this show, to showcase his brilliance. 😂

  46. Octopus says:

    I know, I’ve led ye astray (“ass-tray”) with musical and movie advice (“od-vee-chay”), but this time I was really trying. Check out that comical ONT I linked above, and feel free to comment. Don’t be a dick. 😃

  47. Koko says:

    So I get drunk for a few days and this happens. I was supposed to wake up dead. Yesterday.

    W
    T
    F?

    https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/martha-stewart-mocks-gwyneth-paltrows-vagina-scented-candle-i-wouldnt-buy-it

    Mr. Blue Sky didn’t come today. But it’s a drizzly gray civil war Kentucky day here. A great day for a fire. Or to die in a field calling for your mother.

    • poteen2 says:

      I’m not buying one until I see it on “How it’s Made”.

      • Octopus says:

        It’s actually a hoax. No relation to Gwyneth’s vadge, whatsoever. The maker was presenting her with various aromas, with exotic spices and whatnot, and she came out with the comment, “That smells like my vagina.” She’s obsessed with herself and her body, and is always stuffing her cavity with different substances, trying to cover her natural odor of Hollywood depravity and decay. Wishful thinking led to a brilliant marketing idea 💡. Good for her! 😃

  48. rightymouse says:

    Octo. I saw your post above about more snow today in Michigan. Yeah. We got some too, along with freezing rain. 😦
    Have decided to do some foodie comfort tonight – Chilean sea bass, baby broccoli and peppered pasta w/tomatoes for dinner.

    • Octopus says:

      I don’t know how that thing got up there. My phone was acting up. Finished the first round of shoveling without cardiac incident. More rain/snow coming, with cold snap to follow. ❄️ 😃

      • rightymouse says:

        We have a long driveway so if there’s too much snow, our plow guy comes to the rescue. Don’t you have any teenage boys near you who can shovel the driveway for a few bucks???

        • Octopus says:

          I like to shovel, once I get out there. It’s a great workout. Almost as good as boxing. I also like to complain about it, so She knows what a trooper I am. 😂👌

          It’s pouring rain now. Glad I got the snow before it got soaked.

        • rightymouse says:

          We had dinner. Was going to do the Chilean Sea Bass in the grill oven and hubby says no way! He put his boots on and grills them outside on the grill. It was wonderful! 🙂

          • Octopus says:

            I need some good grilled fish. Nobody around this joint likes fish except me, so any fish I get is on my own hook. Bless your man for getting out there and taking care of biznitch. 😃

          • rightymouse says:

            Your wife has Greek ancestry & doesn’t like fish? 😯
            Am fortunate that my hubby & our kids have adventuresome palates.

          • Octopus says:

            She’s all Greek, with both parents coming from the same small island of Chios. She just prefers a good steak, prime rib, hamburger…anything but fish. I think she passed that on to the kids. My older gal is starting to eat some fish now, as her fiancé likes it. He likes it deep-fried, mostly — fish and chips kind of guy.

  49. rightymouse says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  50. Bunk X says:

    Just when I thought I’d seen every flavor of Trump Derangement Syndrome, I find this from May 2016:

    https://envisioningtheamericandream.com/2016/05/19/lessons-learned-from-goofus-and-gallant/
    Politicizing Highlights For Children? Wow.

    I guess I’m a Goofus for voting for Trump and I’ll be a double-dog Goofus when I vote for him again in November, along with all the other sentient voters.

    P.S. I was looking for “The Best of Goofus and Gallant.”

    • Octopus says:

      Just shorten it to, “Deplorable.” That’s how my local pals and I refer to our Trump-appreciating selves now. We all Deplorables naow! 😂

  51. ISTE says:

    Saturday night in Houston and no need to get up early for work tomorrow. Cats are fed and happy and sleeping, so……

    Doing the Youtube “playing next” thing.

    What is that you ask? Well it is you pick a random Youtube video, watch it and at the end then Youtube shows you the next one.

    Sometimes it takes you to places you never would have gone…..

    So, I am starting with this one. See you all Monday!

    🙂

    • Octopus says:

      Took me straight to this philosophical gem:

      • Octopus says:

        “Life ain’t short, now, it’s way too lo-o-o-o-ong,
        And when I go, I’m gone.”

        Think about it from a historical standpoint, and it’s so true. We aren’t built to last forever, and all the bad physical shit starts when you reach a certain age. Yes, modern medicine helps a bit, but it also prolongs the inevitable with a rapidly-declining quality of life, in many if not most cases. I have receipts, if anyone wants to check my personally-observed facts.

  52. Octopus says:

    …but, hopefully a few memories will live on. For awhile, at least.

    Here’s a pic of my Mom, in ‘34. She’s the little brunette on the lower left, at five years old. Grandpa was a brilliant guy, an artist and poet, who struggled during the Depression with depression and poverty, but kept plugging away and built a sign-painting business that supported his eventual six kids and kept him busy into his 70’s, until his sudden-ish death from various ailments. Mom had 9 kids, but I think I’ve covered her here before.

    https://www.amazon.com/photos/shared/WXuZ4_YZTFKE28t3RFYd3g.kDnnLU8xlQqDGdtYZY5xY5

    Six months to the day before Grandpa passed:

    https://www.amazon.com/photos/shared/lO9GRH1RQQysG3xu7vo5sw.rS4gbdqdWK4UQaAVjPYGIE

    • Octopus says:

      My cousin in Buffalo who oversaw the sale and dispersal of belongings and memorabilia from the old house on Seneca St. in Buffalo says I was the closest resemblance of Grandpa, and she gave me his fine collection of XL flannel shirts, which I love. I also wanted his .22 semi-automatic varmint rifle, but my ignint younger brother snagged that. Seems he had some specious story about my uncle learning him to shoot with same, at the cabin my grandfather had built in the ’50’s. I didn’t argue about it, but I had shot the same gun with my grandfather years before, and was taught how to put it together from all the pieces, as he was very concerned about gun-safety with all the grandkids running around getting into everything. I still have the memories of Grandpa showing me how to skip stones on the Cazenovia Creek. KGB probably knows about that body of water, which I saw in all its different seasons, from raging spring until trickling fall.

      One other thing I got, and I’m glad I did, was the good head of hair that didn’t go bye-bye in my fifties, like my brothers all did. I don’t think my hairline has changed an eighth of an inch since my high school days. Almost all gray now, but still there.

  53. rightymouse says:

    Yep.

  54. Octopus says:

    Drama Queenie was pretending to be important again last night. Nobody cares, Chonky. 😂

    Ah hah. Found where all the dumbass trolls are coming from. twitter.com/FrankLuntz/sta…
    8 hours ago
    I guess it’s gonna be like this all night. The Moscow morning shift is just coming on duty.
    10 hours ago
    Never engage with right wing trolls. They want you to waste your time. Don’t give that to them.
    11 hours ago
    #NowPlaying Queens Of The Stone Age > …Like Clockwork > My God Is The Sun lgf.bz/2jCt3KX https://t.co/QJT6M3fPxf
    11 hours ago
    Sheesh. Did Twitchy put me on the target board again or something?
    11 hours ago
    Muting does not do this. If you only mute them, they’re free to retweet you to their followers and continue propagating the harrassment.
    11 hours ago
    Pro-tip: if you find yourself targeted by a right wing mob pile-on, it’s important to block the jackasses as soon a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
    11 hours ago
    The harassment pile-on is one of the most annoying things about Twitter.
    11 hours ago
    @JasonAckery3rd I’m not asking these people anything. Insta-block, done.
    11 hours ago
    Some seriously crazed fuckers coming at me tonight.
    11 hours ago

    • rightymouse says:

      His whining is pathetic. He’s trying to manipulate the people in charge of Twitter to keep out everyone he disagrees with. Put them all in Gulags!

      • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

        Chonky decries wasting time on right-wing trolls then spends hours doing just that. By whining about them. Does he debate their ideas? No. He doesn’t respect differing viewpoints. That’s why LGF is a smoldering shitshow. 🤣

        * waves to fatfuck *

  55. rightymouse says:

    It’s sneauxing and we have to leave at noon to go to a funeral service. 😦

  56. Octopus says:

    Bagged a BIG fish, almost as big as Chonky!

  57. Octopus says:

    https://www.breitbart.com/news/greta-warns-world-leaders-at-climate-protest-before-davos-2/

    St. Greta thunders from the pulpit! 😱😂

    P.S. It slipped out last week that it’s really her Dad, writing her material and social media glurge. Shocking, I know.

  58. Octopus says:

    What. A. Tool! 😂

  59. Octopus says:

    Drama Queen is making Solemn Proclamations 😂

  60. Octopus says:

    I only buy the really huge ones, from a specialty store nearby. Only $40 for 3 lbs. Magically delicious!

    Oh, wait…. I forgot you were a bum. Never mind.

  61. Octopus says:

    Pithy.

  62. Octopus says:

    Notice how we haven’t heard a peep from Chonky about this Lev Parnas bugbear, since his breathless tweets last week about this being the Big One? It’s almost as if this is yet another nothingburger, in a nothingburger-count that is rivalling McDonalds by now. Billions and billions served! 😆

    https://amgreatness.com/2020/01/19/lev-parnas-is-another-fake-bombshell/

  63. rightymouse says:

    It’s sneauxing again & the sun is out. So strange! 😆

  64. rightymouse says:

    A man walks into a watering hole with a large box and takes a seat at the bar.
    The bartender, curious, asks, “What’s in the box?” The man says, “I’ll show you if you get me a free beer.”
    So the bartender gets the man a beer. The man drinks it, then pulls out a minuscule little man and a matching piano.
    The little man promptly starts playing the little piano. “Hey, that’s pretty cool,” the bartender says. “Where did you get that?”
    The man says, “I’ll tell you if you get me another beer.”
    So the bartender gets the man another beer.
    The man drinks it. “I got it from a genie in a lamp,” he finally reveals.
    Fully invested now, the bartender says, “If you let me borrow that lamp, I’ll give you another beer.”
    “Sure!” the man answers.
    The bartender gets him another beer, and the man hands the bartender the lamp.
    The bartender rubs the lamp and sure enough, a genie pops out.
    “You are now my master,” the genie announces. “I will grant you one wish. What will it be?” The bartender immediately says, “I wish for a million bucks!”
    All of a sudden, a million ducks start flying into the room. “What the heck is this!” screams the bartender, attempting to chase them out.
    “I wished for a million bucks, not a million ducks!”
    The man, still sitting at the bar, responds, “Do you really think I wished for a 12-inch pianist?”

  65. Octopus says:

    http://strangehorizons.com/non-fiction/articles/stephen-kings-super-duper-magical-negroes/

    The Stephen King Magical Negro™ made its appearance in Episode 3 of “The Outsider.” Very cliche. Show is all over the place, imho. King is rehashing his old hash from 30 years ago.